IronMagazine Bodybuilding Forums


IronMagLabs - Bodybuilding Supplements
Pages: 1

The Buffalo Theory

(CLICK HERE here to view the original thread with full colors/images)




Posted by: mmafiter

The Buffalo Theory
Survival of the fittest.


The Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.



Posted by: david

Very interesting... boy, your coming up with some "whoppers" tonight!



Posted by: coleman

and a hangover is the left over brain cells grieving for thier lost mates?



Posted by: Scratlok

If the Buffalo Theory is correct, then well it be the same if you smoke? Since mary jane kills brain cell then would it kill off the weaker ones and making your brain work harder? If so why is weed so bad and illegal?



Posted by: Scratlok

If the Buffalo Theory is correct, then well it be the same if you smoke? Since mary jane kills brain cell then would it kill off the weaker ones and making your brain work harder? So weed is good for you. Man i love this theory.



Posted by: MyK





Posted by: MyK

Quote Originally Posted by Scratlok
If the Buffalo Theory is correct, then well it be the same if you smoke? Since mary jane kills brain cell then would it kill off the weaker ones and making your brain work harder? So weed is good for you. Man i love this theory.




Posted by: lnvanry

even better than alcohol and chronic is ......whippets and paint thinner


Now that's the path to superior intelligence



Posted by: Little Wing

anyone see buffalo 66? cool movie.



Posted by: bigss75

Quote Originally Posted by mmafiter
The Buffalo Theory
Survival of the fittest.
The Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Thats always a good theory but it kills the newly acquired ones too.
Bigss"I'm really having a good time being with you we should go back to my place"
Attractive Woman " Yeah, I'd really like that"
Bigss " I'll go get your coat Monica."
Attractive Woman "Monica, I'm Mary. You wanna know what i changed my mind, fucking dick."

Bigss comes home empty handed



Posted by: njc

Quote Originally Posted by Scratlok
If the Buffalo Theory is correct, then well it be the same if you smoke? Since mary jane kills brain cell then would it kill off the weaker ones and making your brain work harder? So weed is good for you. Man i love this theory.
Pot doesnt kill brain cells



Posted by: gococksDJS

On average you lose 200,000 neurons a day.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote Originally Posted by Scratlok
If the Buffalo Theory is correct, then well it be the same if you smoke? Since mary jane kills brain cell then would it kill off the weaker ones and making your brain work harder? If so why is weed so bad and illegal?




(CLICK HERE here to view the original thread with full colors/images)

The Buffalo Theory


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34