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Posted by: irontime

Not much of a story here, but what the hell I'm sure that I'll do something stupid here and i know that you all love my stories when I screw up with a chick jackasses and who knows, I may need advice.

So here's the situation, (as I said it's pretty boring so far, so don't get your hopes up) I think I might be in a relationship. I really don't know. I haven't had a girlfriend in about 3 years, just been whoring. But a few weeks ago I asked this one girl out and she made me wait a week until she said yes. Hell I finally got the first kiss on Saturday. Now if this was last year I would have said 'audios' after not getting anything after the first week. But this was different somehow. It actually seemed worth the wait.

We've had a serious talk and we both know that at the end of April we have to go our seperate ways so we both agreed not to get too serious about each other, but damnit, I think I like her. This is really weird as we hardly have anything in common. The only music she doesn't like is metal while that's all I listen to. On the first date she wanted to see 'Santa Clause 2' I wanted to see 'The Ring' and she is nothing close to goth. So I may be needing some advice along the way. Well that's about it for now. Feel free to take your cheap shots, you're probably going to anyways




Posted by: Dero

I'm so glad for you WILL!!!
IT could not happen to a better guy !!!
Santa Clause 2 is a great movie!!!



Posted by: irontime

Damnit, I didn't go see Santa Clause 2!! We compromised on 'I spy', it wasn't too bad.



Posted by: Dero

Man can I hurl now???


Juan Sincere!!!


He,he... I thought you would see the sincerity of my post!!!

Of course I'm J/K!!!




Seriously!!!!Glad for you bro!!!



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
He,he... I thought you would see the sincerity of my post!!!

Of course I'm J/K!!!
Well I knew that, Geeze fricken hairballs, gotta spell everything out.



Posted by: Fade

Does the wittle IT have wittle emotions for the girl? Awww



Posted by: Dero


It is getting bigGER!!!
Sorry,I should specify...Mini IT!!!



Posted by: irontime

No he's not, hasn't even moved pass the kissing stage and i'm still with her. What's happened to me?



Posted by: Dero

WOW!!!It is in love...IT's not lust!!!
Where does da librarian fit in this story???



Posted by: irontime

She doesn't Just a lady that I've had a crush on for the past few semesters and will never come out and say aything about. but a guy can imagine



Posted by: Dero

Oh...I see...Rosie Palm material...
For those lonely nights???



Posted by: irontime

And apparently there's going to be a few of those.



Posted by: Dero

WHY????
Oh I see...Da start of a NEW relationship...
tap,tap,tap...



Posted by: irontime

WOMEN!! Well as promised I wouldn't be letting you guys down. So, IT's story time.

Allrighty, there I was being a good little boy last night and doing my homework....or watching South Park, something like that. And she calls me up and tells me to come out and see her at the bar. So groovy, I'm not drinking for about a month so I know i'm going to be a little bored, but what the hell, when a chick asks you to go out you go. So we're all flirty, giggly, shit like that. It's pretty cool as she is showing me off (having her friends come and feel my abs, chest, arms) and she seems to be loving it. Then she lights a cigarrette and i roll my eyes at her, bug her a little bit and she says, "It's kinda funny, about half a year ago I was bugging my ex about smoking and I didn't, and now you're bugging me about smoking and you don't." Then the smile fades from her face, she looks away a bit and she says, "But I guess we're not really in a relationship."

Was that a hint? I think that was a hint. *little voice inside my head telling me to stop being a pussy and take the hint* Fuck I wish I was drinking!

So I grab my nuts, give them a tug (not literally) and ask her, "welll, should we be?"

She looks at me with a very incredous look on her face, (oops, guess it wasn't a hint ) and says, "I can't believe you asked me that HERE!"

I can't help it, I start laughing. "I thought you were giving me a hint. I'm sorry, but you gotta love the romance in asking you in the bar, I mean this is the first place we met."

So that got her laughing and she says, "Well, we have to talk about this"

"Okay, so let's talk"

"No, not here."

riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. So the rest of the evening was fairly uneventful, i hung around drinking my coke...without rye and our flirtyness went pretty far down after that as I felt pretty stupid. Ended up getting bored and left at around 1. Well that's the tail up till now. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?



Posted by: ZECH

OPPOSITE'S ATTRACT YOU KNOW!



Posted by: irontime

Apparentlly



Posted by: Blieb

If you have to split in April ... I'd personally avoid getting attached if you can help it ...

(easier said than done)



Posted by: irontime

Ya it woud definitely be the smarter thing to do. I'm not exactly sure what the hell it is I'm doing right about now.



Posted by: Preacher

I'll just say you're missing out on things ..

Don't forget, there are female 'players' in the field too ..
Don't let her get you all excited over nothing (which basically it is),
just take your losses like a man and move to another one ..



Posted by: irontime

Well I know there are female players out there too, and I kinda like that. But I don't think that this is one of those situations, also I didn't lose anything, she said she wanted to see me tommorrow so I'll just see what happens.



Posted by: cornfed

Just go w/ it, bro. You don't ever know what the future holds and what it doesn't, so just take it where it leads you and if it's right, it'll happen, if not... then it won't. Congrats, so far though












Pansy, acting just like a damn 'lil school girl



c'mon, you know you would've ragged the sh!t outta me



Posted by: bekahleigh23

IT...if you guys are just going to go your separate ways this spring, I wouldn't get too attached. And yeah she was giving you a hint in the bar, but can't understand why she got pissy cause you called her on it. women are so weird...i sometimes don't understand myself.

let us know if you talk to her today and what happens. good luck man



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by cornfed
Pansy, acting just like a damn 'lil school girl
You fucker! I was actually thinking "what a nice reply" untill I scrolled down.

Ya I'm seeing her tonight, I'll keep you all informed. Time to turn on the IT charm a bit here.



Posted by: cornfed

You know I was j/k, bro. Best 'o luck ...Go get'em LOL



Posted by: irontime

thanx bro Must've been kinda weird reading this thread and thinking "this is IT??" eh?



Posted by: Bubbathug

Are you waiting to talk to her to figure out if you want to be in a relationship? Figure out what you want first, then when you talk to her about it she won't have control of the "relationship".



Posted by: cornfed

Sounded more like me, dammit .



... that's fuqqed up



Posted by: cornfed

Quote:
Originally posted by Bubbathug
Are you waiting to talk to her to figure out if you want to be in a relationship? Figure out what you want first, then when you talk to her about it she won't have control of the "relationship".
Talk's cheap, they always end up in control



Posted by: irontime

lol Cornfed

Not sure what the discussion is going to be about, we both like each other bt she wants to talk first. women.



Posted by: Duncan

Oh for christ's sake IT, grow a pair.


















Jus Playin



Posted by: coleman

i can't believe i missed such awesome goss!! lol, let us know how it goes IT...btw, it mightn't have been the place but the fact that her friends were around and she didn't want to stop being social with them and talk just to you



Posted by: irontime

Well guys, as of Sunday IT is officially in a relationship. What this world is comming to....I don't know. But I'll leave this on a happy note as we stayed up till 10 am doing all that mushy stuff, tickling, cuddling, kissing, but no sex.....and I still like her..
Ah well, guess a guy has to grow up a little bit sometime. Thanx for listening to my sappy stories.



Posted by: Pianomahnn

Yea!!!



Posted by: CLPgold

From a female perspective, I think this chic really likes you and wants you. But she probably thinks, or knows, you've been whoring and doesn't want to get fucked around cuz she could fall for you real hard. Give her a little time, get her real drunk and she'll probably confess her true feelings.



Posted by: irontime

lol CLP
I'm sorry I should have been a little more descriptive. We've already had the long conversations and we have both fallen for each other. My whoring has gone waaaayyyyyyyy down since last school year. Damn near almost nil. (2 girls in 7 months. That is really nothing to what I used to be like) So that's not even an issue, true feelings have already been discussed and we both really like each other and are giving it a shot.


I'm saying 'lol' cause it just sounds funny hearing a female give advice on getting the girl drunk to get what we want.



Posted by: CLPgold

That is soooo sweet.

LOL, but sometimes you gotta get us drunk!



Posted by: Dero

Yeah!!!All of us!!!
Errrrr,I meant all of us on site...Here!!
You know what I mean!!!

for ya IT!!!



Posted by: cornfed

LOL, I'll never let youforget this thread and dammit, I might just try tomake a sticky outta it



Posted by: CRASHMAN

IT with a girlfriend??? my god what did i miss while i was gone!!?? my god!



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by cornfed
LOL, I'll never let youforget this thread and dammit, I might just try tomake a sticky outta it
Don't you fuqin dare!
I didn't realize before what excellent trashing material this could be on me.



Posted by: bekahleigh23

way to go IT...you must really like this girl in order to talk to us about her. I hope everything works out for you:
heartpump



Posted by: firestorm

No cheap shots being shot from here bro. My answer is this. I'm a firm believer that opposites attract and make wonderful fully rounded relationships. the good thing here is that you will each accent the other. My wife and I are very different in many many ways. I'm very active. Bodybuilding, biking, Sky diving, Horse back riding etc etc. She does none of them and hates them all. She is very intelligent in many many ways (book smart) I'm street smart. the list goes on but I'll tell ya, we've been married for 12 years and get along very well. You find after time that your really not that much different. As long as the love and feelings are similar the little things like music are meaningless. You'll find in a short time that you will be making your own music together. if you get what i'm saying here.
In short,, you say you care for her then it's worth your time. You'll never know for sure if she is the right gal for you if you don't give it a try.



Posted by: irontime

Well things are still going good, actually they are going great. And I decided I may as well show the crew here at IM what I am so wrapped up about. Well here she is, and look, it's a special one for Albob



Posted by: irontime

One more, and wow, a pick of me smiling for a change. well, you'll have to believe me that I'm smiling



Posted by: naturaltan

awwww



Posted by: Tank316

he now has hair too.



Posted by: CLPgold

Damn I think I'd be smiling too right now with those sweet arms wrapped around me ( won't tell you who's arms I'm talking about LMFAO)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: mmafiter

So IT, does she know about the small penis support group thing?

Very nice IT, very nice.



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
he now has hair too.
More then you!!!!

Right on IT!!!!



Posted by: irontime

thanx guys, and yes Mma, she supports me all the way jackass



Posted by: mmafiter

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
thanx guys, and yes Mma, she supports me all the way jackass
She's a kindhearted woman then. Not to many women I know would date a guy with your physical affliction. Give her my number and have her call me when she's done playing with miniatures and wants to experience life size.

Just kidding! It was too easy though, I couldn't let a good zinger like that go by!



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by mmafiter
I couldn't let a good zinger like that go by!
And I wouldn't have expected you to major jackass



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime Well here she is, and look, it's a special one for Albob
DAMN fine woman ya' got there Grasshopper. Give her one back from me.............



Posted by: irontime

Thanx pops And no, I will not finger her for you



Posted by: dvlmn666

hahah good choice there dude.



Posted by: kuso

Not too shabby at all mate That does look like a very LONG middle finger though :o



Posted by: cornfed

Congrats, bro



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime And no, I will not finger her for you
Soooooooo......................I guess that means I'll have to do it myself? OK, if you insist.



Posted by: irontime

What a bunch of pigs
just kiddin, thanx guys.......except pops, go finger yourself



Posted by: CLPgold

Hmmm Kuso, I was thinking the same thing about that middle finger of hers. IT, do tell what really attracted you to her???



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by CLPgold
Hmmm Kuso, I was thinking the same thing about that middle finger of hers.
LMAO CLP, when you put it that way it sounds like you want her to finger you I can ask her if you want.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by CLPgold IT, do tell what really attracted you to her???
Free proctological exams.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
Free proctological exams.
I would say 'for her' but if she ever saw this she would kill me



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
I would say 'for her' but if she ever saw this she would kill me
What'd you say her name was?



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
What'd you say her name was?
I forget



Posted by: irontime

YES!!! I seen my girlfriend puking drunk before she's seen me.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
YES!!! I seen my girlfriend puking drunk before she's seen me.
And this is something to be proud of???



Posted by: irontime

Hell ya, think of how bad it would be if she seen me in that state before I seen her. This is fricken awesome.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
One more, and wow, a pick of me smiling for a change. well, you'll have to believe me that I'm smiling
OMG, am I supposed to cry now? I can't believe you went for anything other than me! lol, j/k I am glad you have settled down a little now, and hope she sticks with you.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
OMG, am I supposed to cry now? I can't believe you went for anything other than me! lol, j/k I am glad you have settled down a little now, and hope she sticks with you.
Thanx sweetie, things are going very well between us and we are even talking about moving in together. It's big change for me but I think it's the right thing. So how have things for you been?



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Lol, I dunno if you even wanna hear. Things have been up and down, back with my mom now and we never get along. I am also back in school and alot of things are going good there. I am still with Brian cause I know that I love him too much to throw it away from something stupid as we have almost done. And my b-day is comin up and I wont be ILLEGAL anymore! Woohoo So Allboobies can keep his mouth shut now cause it doesn't matter with the age anymore.,.... well Albob, you have until the 30th of March to make fun of me for the age, but pls don't slam me too hard

Ps, could you possibly send me back the last PM I gave you IT, I can seem to remember what I wrote and I dont wanna end up telling you about things you wont have a clue



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl So Allboobies can keep his mouth shut
Yeah right, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
Thanx sweetie, things are going very well between us and we are even talking about moving in together.
I see pink Drapes in your future...




Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
I see pink Drapes in your future...
And tampons under the sink in the bathroom........



Posted by: MJ23

Yeah, I hate that Shit, between IT, and his Girl,

They better stock up, LOL



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Yeah, I hate that Shit, between IT, and his Girl,

They better stock up, LOL




Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Yeah, I hate that Shit, between IT, and his Girl,

They better stock up, LOL
Now THAT'S funny.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Ps, could you possibly send me back the last PM I gave you IT, I can seem to remember what I wrote and I dont wanna end up telling you about things you wont have a clue
There's probably a good reason that you don't remember what you wrote to me, because YOU NEVER WROTE TO ME!
damn kids

Sorry sweetie, I did send you a pm, but never got one back. So feel free to repeat whatever you want to



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Yeah, I hate that Shit, between IT, and his Girl,

They better stock up, LOL
Okay, I'll admit it. It's original, it's funny, and you're an asshole.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
There's probably a good reason that you don't remember what you wrote to me, because YOU NEVER WROTE TO ME!
damn kids

Sorry sweetie, I did send you a pm, but never got one back. So feel free to repeat whatever you want to
LOL, sorries, I thought I had sent you something a long time ago and that was what you replied to?
Anyway, I will write one up



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl Anyway, I will write one up
Hey, keep it clean you two.

Anything naughty you have to send to me first.

Nevermind MG, you're too young to come up with anything naughty anyway.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
Nevermind MG, you're too young to come up with anything naughty anyway.
You'd be surprised



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
You'd be surprised
No I wouldn't. I'm just trying to make her mad again. She's adorable when she's mad.



Posted by: irontime

Isn't she though?



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Grrr, making fun of me when I am not here... for shame!



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Grrr, making fun of me when I am not here... for shame!
Well, stick around for a while so we can make fun of you while you ARE here.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Lol, sorry, not possible. I only get limited time on the computers now. No net or computer at home so I cant check there and I can only get on the computers for about 15 mins in the morning at school, so.. its kinda hard! Times runnin out.. you have 11 official days left to make fun of my age



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
you have 11 official days left to make fun of my age
You'd think so eh? But I bet you it goes on for a LOT longer than that.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

I'd like to think that people could be kind



Posted by: irontime

HOLY SHIT What forums have you been hanging around?



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
I'd like to think that people could be kind
I can be VERY kind but you're so much more adoreable when you're angry.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

I didn't think so...






Posted by: ZECH

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