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Personal space P!$$ER Poll

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Posted by: cornfed

Why can't people follow simple urinal etiquite? I mean seriously... if there are a line of open urinals, do not go all the way over to the one adjacent to me just because you think you know me. I don't wanna fuqqin have a conversation w/ another guy while holding...errr...takin'a piss. sh!t Is that so wrong?

Posted by: cornfed

Is ther any thing wrong w/ my view on this? What would you do?

Posted by: irontime

A urinal should be treated as a sanctuary, take the open one, face the wall, and shut the hell up. Some people eh?

Posted by: I Are Baboon

I agree with you!

NEVER take the urinal right next to someone if you can help it. And save the conversation for another time. I'm there to piss and leave.

If there are dividers between the urinals, all rules are off.

Posted by: cornfed

Originally posted by irontime
A urinal should be treated as a sanctuary, take the open one, face the wall, and shut the hell up. Some people eh?

LOL

damn straight!

gottarun go bs an econ exam

PEace

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by cornfed
Why can't people follow simple urinal etiquite? I don't wanna fuqqin have a conversation w/ another guy while holding...errr...

Gee, when you put it THAT way, I can see why you might want to be alone at a Hallmark moment like that!

No, really, nobody wants a space invader when they're busy marking their territory. For one thing, you can never tell when the guy in the urinal might decide to pull a mmafiter and take up fishing in your waters!

Posted by: Triple Threat

I don't piss in a phone booth and I don't chat at the urinal.

Posted by: Rusty

hell, I've even pissed in the sink to keep from talkin to people in the head.

Posted by: w8lifter

Men are funny

Posted by: Vai Fan

Originally posted by w8lifter
Men are funny

And gifted...we can write our name in the snow...legibly!!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

I think your view on this changes as you get older, use to be that it would bug me to but now, I don't give a shit.
I don't have a problem washing up naked in open showers at the gym, changing in front of people. Flashing women when possible etc.

About a week ago, I was at the pool changing and a lifeguard (female) wanted to pass through the change room to do a check. She asked if it was ok to come in, by that time I had my underwear on so I said sure, she walks in and sees me in my gonch and gets all pissed off at me for not being dressed.

Posted by: Vai Fan

Scotty, I'd put money on that she was pissed your package was protected and not protruding!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Hehehe, I still probably would have said "sure, come on through" if I was buck naked.

Posted by: Vai Fan

Yeah, humility flew out the window back in '80 when I had to do all of my manly business in an open room with 12 toilets and no barriers. Also learned the necessity of the 'courtesy flush' at that time.

Okay everybody, have ya ever been whizzin' away and you notice your next door urinal neighbor stealing a glance at your boys?

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Scotty the Body is now Scotty the Flasher.

Posted by: butterfly

Guess I won't be voting in this poll...

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Originally posted by Vai Fan
Okay everybody, have ya ever been whizzin' away and you notice your next door urinal neighbor stealing a glance at your boys?

when this happens you stop peeing zip up your pant grab the fuker by the back of the head and slam his face in the urinal

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Originally posted by Vai Fan
Okay everybody, have ya ever been whizzin' away and you notice your next door urinal neighbor stealing a glance at your boys?

Well, you could always turn toward him while still peeing and say "here's a good look" while peeing on his leg.

Posted by: coleman

i remember bout 2 months ago it was one of my best friend's 18th...we decided to meet up at the local pub...i needed to go to the toilet so went in their first before going into the bar itself...my mate happened to be in there...we completely ignored each other...left saying happy birthday until we were outside...now that's proper bathroom ettiquette!

Posted by: david

Oh Cornfed,

How about the knuckleheads in the gym who sit there and talk on their cellphones while taking a SHIT!!!

Posted by: naturaltan

... that is just wrong ... just like reading and taking longer than it should ...

... get in, do your thing, get out.

Posted by: naturaltan

I voted for leaving the conversation for another time ... but I've seen guys in the bar bathroom carrying on a conversation ...

... that's even worse, because if they're doing that, their aim is not what is should be.

Posted by: Rusty

Personally I don't like to take a $h!t anywhere but HOME........It's cleaner there.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by coleman
i remember bout 2 months ago it was one of my best friend's 18th...we decided to meet up at the local pub...i needed to go to the toilet so went in their first before going into the bar itself...my mate happened to be in there...we completely ignored each other...left saying happy birthday until we were outside...now that's proper bathroom ettiquette!

This sort of behavior should be taught in school. You're an excellent role model coleman.

Posted by: cornfed

Scotty, it's not an issue of that b/c I've never had trouble in the lockerroom or showers, just the john. and the couple stalls down talk ain't a terrible thing, dependent on the subject matter. I can deal w/ a conversation that is continuing from befor the piss, but just during the middle of it..."hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

that just don't sit right

Posted by: cornfed

was there a comment to go w/ that or is that a second, bro?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by cornfed
was there a comment to go w/ that or is that a second, bro?

Server hic-cup. Here, let me try again.

Originally posted by cornfed but just during the middle of it..."hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

Ahhh, the voice of experience. So you're standing there with your dick in your hand and some guy recognizes you. This could go a long way to putting some of those rumors about you and Kuso to bed............errrr............to rest.

There, happy I clarified?

Posted by: cornfed

Ahhh... okay.

Shut the fuq up, there's the door, have a nice day.

Posted by: cornfed

No, seriously

Posted by: cornfed

In all due fairness, I knew this thread was an open door to this and I must admit that I would've twisted it as well. Nice one, Albud.

Posted by: ALBOB

I still whole-heartedly agree with the original intent of the thread. Urinal discipline must be maintained at all times.

Posted by: cornfed

aim and etiquite

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by cornfed
aim and etiquite

Aim is optional (As long as you ain't pissing on me.) but etipuite is MANDATORY.

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by ALBOB
Aim is optional

Easy for you to say, it's pretty hard to miss your target when you're wearing depends all day.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime
Easy for you to say, it's pretty hard to miss your target when you're wearing depends all day.

Ooooo.........Good one Shithead............errr............moron......... .....errr Grasshopper.............WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? Go tell your mother you need a spanking.

Posted by: cornfed

Naw... don't do that, she goes a 'lil too rough.

Posted by: irontime

Go tell your mother you need a spanking.

She's too far away, will your sister do?

Posted by: cornfed

Oh, so close

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by cornfed
Naw... don't do that, she goes a 'lil too rough.

Pulled out the 4 foot wooden spoon on you too eh?

Posted by: cornfed

Not quite... she pulled out the bondage sh!t and I was outta there...

Posted by: irontime

And I don't blame ya

Posted by: cornfed

LOL... but apparently not quite quick enough

...let's see, that was 23-24yrs ago I guess

Posted by: irontime

d.......d.......daddy???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: cornfed

...son? ...

Oh, hell no

Posted by: cornfed

Hate to end this Empire Strikes Back moment, but I gotta run.

Peace bro

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by cornfed

...son? ...

Oh, hell no

Does this mean I'm off the hook???

Posted by: irontime

Sorry pops

You're stuck with me

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime
Sorry pops

You're stuck with me

WAAAAAAA

Back to the subject of personal space; in our gym you walk from the locker room through the "towel room" where there's benches and hooks for your stuff and then you proceed to the shower room. When you're done washing your stanky azz you walk back to the towel room to dry off before returning to the locker room. Pretty easy, right? Why do some azzholes have to stand right next to my stuff and not even budge when I walk in to dry myself off after showering?

Posted by: cornfed

They don't realize that gay men aren't attracted to all men.

be patient Albud, someday more will understand your plight

seriously, I dunno. pisses me off too.

Posted by: Prince

wow, good ole cornfed (old moderator), I forgot about him.

Posted by: Mista

Never piss next to any one, talking to a friend in the same room is fine.

Posted by: maniclion

My new pet peeve is guys talking on the cell phone while at the urinal, that means they only have one hand and that hand that was holding your dick is now going to be touching the lever to flush and then the door handle to leave cause you're too busy talking to bother washing your hands. Some nasty motherfuckers in this world, thats why I use the shiiter only, lift the lid by foot and flush the fucking thing by foot. I have a dick I don't need nor want to touch anyone elses.

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