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Posted by: butterfly

Mary called her attorney and asked, "I hear they are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer, and now someone is suing the fast food goliaths for making them fat, so what I want to know is,

Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I have slept with?"

Posted by: Fade

Hahaha

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by butterfly
Mary called her attorney and asked, "I hear they are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer, and now someone is suing the fast food goliaths for making them fat, so what I want to know is,

Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I have slept with?"

OH this just figures.

Posted by: ZECH

I think we need to turn this around. I think more men have slept with ugly women??

Posted by: david

Hee Hee! Who should I sue? Maybe the State of Florida bc/ 1/2 the people pretend to be incompetent and blame the warm/hot weather for their lack of quick decisions!

Posted by: urso8up

either way you put it for a man or a lady I'm sure you could take it to court and probably get money because the liqour company would want there name published like that.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

You have one more ugly guy to do......ME...Then you can sue

Posted by: musclepump

Originally Posted by dg806

I think we need to turn this around. I think more men have slept with ugly women??

Posted by: bigss75

Originally Posted by dg806

I think we need to turn this around. I think more men have slept with ugly women??

Yeah I can blame a couple girls on good ole budweiser. It takes a special type of girl who like budwesier.

Posted by: maniclion

Too bad the judge will likely be an ugly old man who depends on getting some budweiser poon as his only resource except for the ocassional male escorts.

Posted by: Rob_NC

Originally Posted by butterfly

Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I have slept with?"

You might have stood a chance with that suite if you hadn't married one of them.

Posted by: Burner02

I think there is a clause against suing beer companies from bad misstakes:

Posted by: Nachez

i should sue for alcohol making me stupid enough to buy shitty supplements

Posted by: Stu

Originally Posted by Nachez

i should sue for alcohol making me stupid enough to buy shitty supplements

you should probably sue your english teacher while you're at it.

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