I am a musician, an inactive magician getting his chops back, Colombian drug lord, aspiring girevik, a philosopher, the world's tallest midget, physiology nerd, a lesbian-midget-clown-fetish-porn addict, brutally honest, and all-around miserable prick until you get to know me. Once you get to know me, I'm still a prick but I direct it at other people for laughs.

I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?

I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?