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Posted by: Large And In Charge

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay.Don'tpanic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!"

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up.......all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

Posted by: Savannah

I totally needed that laugh today!!!!
Thanks,I'm gonna have to try a couple of those!!
lol

Posted by: seyone

good stuff, i havent seen that one in a long time.

Posted by: Scotty the Body

LOL, number 8 is the best. hehehehe

Posted by: Prince

Very funny!

Posted by: Prince

bump

from almost 2 years ago!!!

Posted by: cornfed

Anal retentive bastard

I think it's from Stephen Wright

Posted by: bigss75

Posted by: Prince

this one cracks me up:

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Posted by: I Are Baboon

The funniest thing is LAIC's signature!

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
The funniest thing is LAIC's signature!

LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Prince

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
The funniest thing is LAIC's signature!

yeah, I can't believe he put that in his signature.

Posted by: cornfed

Holy fuq!!!

and all this time I was wondrin' who the fuq LAIC was!!

damn I'm dumb

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by Prince
yeah, I can't believe he put that in his signature.

yeh, Mr. Inocent.

Posted by: butterfly

Ok, so was he really banned? Or is he just trying to be funny???

Posted by: Prince

he was really banned.

Posted by: butterfly

OMG!!! You mean someone was actually horrible enough to get banned... from IM

WOW!!!

2

for your integrity in not changing his sig.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by cornfed
Holy fuq!!!

and all this time I was ...!!

damn I'm dumb

We knew that all along,but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,you wouldn't listen to us...

Posted by: Prince

Originally posted by butterfly
OMG!!! You mean someone was actually horrible enough to get banned... from IM

WOW!!!

2

for your integrity in not changing his sig.

I have banned over 30 people.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by butterfly
OMG!!! You mean someone was actually horrible enough to get banned... from IM

WOW!!!

2

for your integrity in not changing his sig.

I can think of another guy that was banned,butt he came back with another nick...

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by Prince
I have banned over 30 people.

Jeez....your as bad as IA

Posted by: butterfly

Ouch!

Posted by: Prince

well, I should say over 30 usernames, in some cases 3-4 usernames were one person.

Posted by: butterfly

sneaky bastards!

Posted by: firestorm

Hey you better not BAN me Prince, this is the only place left for me. I've been banned from all the rest. If you do ban me I'll hunt you down like all the others. They begged and pleaded on their knees for me not to do it but I did. I did it. I did it to all of them. They will never ban me again after i did it to them. I'll do it to you too if you ban me. I forget who i'm talking to. Well whoever I was talking to you better not ban me or else your getting it. Oww I just punched myself again. I love punching myself. It's fun.

Posted by: cornfed

Go hunt Tim down... dirty rat bastard

...and Dero... STFU old man or I'll spoke your wheelchair!!!

Posted by: Dero

Listen you punk!!!
Stay away from that wheelchair!!!
You don't want to know how much it cost,upgrading it with
-Marzocci ZIs
-double shimano XT drive train
-magnesium rims
-...
I warned you...

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by kuso
Jeez....your as bad as IA

Prince...
Turn around,I'll take that knife outta your back!!!

Man!!!Kuso,your using blunt knives again...

Posted by: firestorm

Originally posted by cornfed
Go hunt Tim down... dirty rat bastard

...and Dero... STFU old man or I'll spoke your wheelchair!!!

To Target a man's ride.. that is some sick warped mind you have there. hehehehe

Posted by: cornfed

Originally posted by firestorm
To Target a man's ride.. that is some sick warped mind you have there. hehehehe

Nobody'll agree more than I

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by firestorm
To Target a man's ride.. that is some sick warped mind you have there. hehehehe

Thanks DUDE!!!I knew somebody would understand what was going down...

For you Corny...

STAY AWAY FROM MY WHEELS!!!!

Posted by: cornfed

If I did spoke ya', you probably wouldn't remember it .... geriatric bastard

Posted by: Prince

bump

Posted by: shutupntra1n

For a second I thought Firestorm was here...

Old thread

Posted by: wtfzor

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

bump

27) when you are about to fart, run into the elevator, when the door closes -->

when the door opens, walk out, turn around and say: "IT WAS MEEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

some of these are great

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Originally Posted by firestorm

Hey you better not BAN me Prince, this is the only place left for me. I've been banned from all the rest. If you do ban me I'll hunt you down like all the others. They begged and pleaded on their knees for me not to do it but I did. I did it. I did it to all of them. They will never ban me again after i did it to them. I'll do it to you too if you ban me. I forget who i'm talking to. Well whoever I was talking to you better not ban me or else your getting it. Oww I just punched myself again. I love punching myself. It's fun.

Interesting ....

Posted by: Stickboy

The funniest thing you can do in an elevator with ONE other person that you don't know:

Let an SBD type fart out. Then turn and stare at the other person with your eyebrows raised. 9 times out of 10 they'll apologize for it.

Posted by: Prince

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

For a second I thought Firestorm was here...

Old thread

very old, originally posted on: 01-01-2001

Posted by: THEUNIT(XXL)

Posted by: lioness

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