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Oral sex done RIGHT -???!!!?!?!?!?

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Posted by: MJ23

Last night , My woman gave me oral pleasure while I was watching ESPN - Let me repeat that I WAS WATCHING ESPN

I just wanted to share

Posted by: w8lifter

This gets you brownie points?

....

....what if you brought food first, does that get you even more?

Posted by: MJ23

W8 - I have not talked to you much since musclemag, things going well

Well, she did cook earlier in the night as well. And sure, you can make me some brownies if you want,

I dont like to hold any woman back with potential

Posted by: w8lifter

Things are good...how'bout yourself?....you sound like you're doing well

Posted by: MJ23

Good - I landed a better job, and I am currently trying to find a Doctorate program that will take me

and not to be braggin' or anything, but my woman gave me head while I watched ESPN

did I mention that already

Posted by: irontime

Gotta admit that is pretty good.

Posted by: MJ23

IT, YEAH,

I knew my boyz would give me support

Posted by: seyone

If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by seyone
If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something

Hummmmm

Posted by: seyone

Originally posted by MJ23
Hummmmm

I'm just saying you can complete the trifecta. you get head, get to watch ESPN and drink your beer all at the same time.

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by seyone
I'm just saying you can complete the trifecta. you get head, get to watch ESPN and drink your beer all at the same time.

Seyone - that would be beautiful

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by seyone
If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something

The beer part I understand but if you sit it on HER head while she's giving YOU head, wouldn't it fall off?

Posted by: Rusty

What would even be better is if she then asked......"How else may I give you pleasure MASTER"

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
What would even be better is if she then asked......"How else may I give you pleasure MASTER"

Dude, you might want to consider lowering that dosage just a bit.

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by ALBOB
Dude, you might want to consider lowering that dosage just a bit.

What.......that's what my wife does.........

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
What.......that's what my wife does.........

Then you da' man.

Does she know about this thread?

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by ALBOB
Then you da' man.

Does she know about this thread?

I think you misunderstand him. I think he means that his wife lowers HER dosage. Then, when reality starts becoming a little more blurry and the voices start, she calls him MASTER.

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by ALBOB
Then you da' man.

Does she know about this thread?

IPMC, My wife calls me King,

and NO, Albob, she has no idea about this thread

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by ALBOB
Then you da' man.

Does she know about this thread?

HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by IPMC
HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......

"Needle Dick the Bug Fuqqer" She already told us.

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by ALBOB
"Needle Dick the Bug Fuqqer" She already told us.

guess again.....

Posted by: kuso

ROTFLMFAO @ thisthread!!!!!

MJ...congrats on losing your virginity!! Oh w8....according to Bill Clinton/............You are still a cherry boy

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC

guess again.....

Right, that was your full name, she prefers to use your nickname; Stubby.

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by ALBOB
Right, that was your full name, she prefers to use your nickname; Stubby.

Do me a favor......buy some good beer for the fridge. That crap you usually buy gives me the shits.

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by kuso
ROTFLMFAO @ thisthread!!!!!

MJ...congrats on losing your virginity!! Oh w8....according to Bill Clinton/............You are still a cherry boy

Kuso, thank you for the support. Hopefully one day we will find out who took your Virginity. A loose Sheep or IT and a loose Sheep

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
Do me a favor......buy some good beer for the fridge. That crap you usually buy gives me the shits.

You moron, you don't seriously think I'd keep beer in the fridge with your stupid ass hanging around, do you? That's the used oil from my car that I've re-packaged.

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by ALBOB
You moron, you don't seriously think I'd keep beer in the fridge with your stupid ass hanging around, do you? That's the used oil from my car that I've re-packaged.

OH.....well in that case, you might want to change the sheets.

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by seyone
I'm just saying you can complete the trifecta. you get head, get to watch ESPN and drink your beer all at the same time.

I completed the trifecta!!!

Let me tell you it was a thing of beauty! I was kinda wishing I had a sandwich though.

I know, I'm a greedy bastard but I just feel if I would have added a nice sandwich in the other hand, it would have made the experience that much more complete.

w8? What do ya say?

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by IPMC
OH.....well in that case, you might want to change the sheets.

IPMC U SICK PUPPY

Posted by: Rusty

What can I say............

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by mmafiter
I completed the trifecta!!!

Let me tell you it was a thing of beauty! I was kinda wishing I had a sandwich though.

The trifecta sounds pretty appealing, sandwich or no. Still, I'm just a little squeamish about the reciprocity issue. This conjures up frightening scenarios of oral sex with the Mrs. as she reads a Cosmo marital compatibility quiz, while watching The View and sipping a glass of pink zinfandel! What are you prepared to do for w8?

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
The trifecta sounds pretty appealing, sandwich or no. Still, I'm just a little squeamish about the reciprocity issue. This conjures up frightening scenarios of oral sex with the Mrs. as she reads a Cosmo marital compatibility quiz, while watching The View and sipping a glass of pink zinfandel! What are you prepared to do for w8?

No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by IPMC
No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

Well, that's been my experience as well. On the other hand, when SHE performs the deed correctly, all of my non-automatic brain functions shut down pretty quickly too. So, ESPN and beer would be nice for foreplay, and definitely comforting to have waiting around when sentient status is restored, but multi-tasking is pretty irrelevant to me in the thick of things. Still, if I get ESPN and a brew for warm ups and afterglow, I'm guessing she'll come up with SOMETHING too. You still think there are free lunches, huh?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Well, that's been my experience as well. On the other hand, when SHE performs the deed correctly, all of my non-automatic brain functions shut down pretty quickly too. So, ESPN and beer would be nice for foreplay, and definitely comforting to have waiting around when sentient status is restored, but multi-tasking is pretty irrelevant to me in the thick of things. Still, if I get ESPN and a brew for warm ups and afterglow, I'm guessing she'll come up with SOMETHING too. You still think there are free lunches, huh?

So MJ, you got head while watching ESPN? Cool.

Posted by: MJ23

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No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

U big Stud you,

and YES YES, I was watching ESPN, thanks for the support

Posted by: w8lifter

LMFAO! I don't think he has to worry about that scenario

However...he has turned into a greedy little bastard and he's not gettin' it again

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment
Or is this just one of those things that men like when they get old?

Humm..

, How about You please your girl, I watch my ESPN and she can give me head at the same time

Aren't you from Costa Rica, there are some real talented hunnies down there

Posted by: MJ23

I am jealous

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