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Posted by: irontime

Well it is finally happening, I'm running out of romantic ideas Every now and then me and the GF like to do a little surprise for each other, but damnit, I'm running short. Here's whats been pulled off so far.
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game, took her home to chilled champaign, chocolates, candle light.
-Sent flowers to her work
- Hot oil massages
-The whipped cream and tied up bit
- We've each made each other nice dinners (but I still never got my breakfast in bed )
-Woke her up with running a rose down her body
(this weekend was cool) She had candles on the floor leading to the living room where there was chocolate fondu and wine. Then later on she had candles on the floor leading to her room where she was wearing langerie.

But now the ideas are slim, any suggestions? (And please not just dinner and a movie )


Posted by: Pianomahnn

You should wear the lingerie this time.


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
Man she'll definitally leave him!!!


Posted by: Pianomahnn

See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
You trying to make a tease outta IT????


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.
Whoah, no way in hell am I cutting her off. She'd kill me.

It's not just me doing the seducing, about half the time it's her who's instigating, so I'm not really all for that one. Besides, we usually don't see each other on Wensday or Thursday, so by the time Friday comes around we are both pretty built up.


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
It doesn't fit


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime
It doesn't fit
What.you tried it already!!!?



Posted by: irontime

Well who hasn't?


Posted by: irontime

just kidding by the way
(thought I better clear that up for Dero )


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime
just kidding by the way
(thought I better clear that up for Dero )
Phew!!!
I was just about to...



Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Dero
I was just about to...
..........wha? Get turned on and start playing with yourself? In that case I'd rather not know about it.


Posted by: Pianomahnn

I look really good in a black teddy.

You should give it a try.


Posted by: irontime

I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would


Posted by: Dero

Moi???turned on over YOU????
NOT!!!
Not even in lingerie!!!
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY COOKIES,
TOSS MY LUNCH,
DO THE TECHNICOLOR HURL...



Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime
I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would
He would!!!



Posted by: Pianomahnn

Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Up here in Iglooland it's called a mind ROTH!!!



Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.
I would have agreed with you before, but I had no idea that she was going to do this, and it was her first time putting on lingerie for anyone. And damn buddy, it just does something. I can't quite discribe it but it really get both people worked up and it's very erotic.
But I wouldn't buy any for her to please me, if she wants to for me then I just love her all the more for it.


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Dero
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY TESTES,
TOSS YOUR SALAD,
DO THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO
Well geeze furball, I never knew.


Posted by: Pianomahnn

Originally posted by irontime
Well geeze furball, I never knew.
Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.


Posted by: Dero

Nice edit Junior!!!



Posted by: Pianomahnn

Originally posted by Dero
Nice edit Junior!!!
Oh. . .so that's what he calls it.


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.
I don't know, all that fur might tickle my nuts.......alright this is getting disgusting


Posted by: Pianomahnn

Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.
WILL he ever???


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
And you still don't know how to please your lady.
Well I'm pretty sure it's not by cutting her off


Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.
BWAhahahahah

I`ve been watching this thread progress without butting, but this is just great


Posted by: irontime


Ya ya, hardy fuqin har. Back to the task at hand please.


Posted by: Dero

Back to the begining,going in circle now...
Just ask her what she wants you to do...Simple as that!!!


Posted by: irontime

Just ask her what she wants you to do...Simple as that!!!
That's the thing, we do all that. I want something new.


Posted by: kuso

Alright, you want something new, that she`ll be surpised with, and really glad you did it for her right????

Send her to me for the night

( you KNEW that was coming sooner or l8tr, just beat IPMC and AL to it )


Posted by: irontime

Should've known that was comming,
Damn I hope the ladies will see this thread soon


Posted by: Dero

Why ?So they can come and save your hide???



Posted by: kuso

Well dude...you know we have reputations of crass, heartless bastards to uphold here, by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames


Posted by: irontime

I'm pretty sure they will have some better ideas than 'send her to kuso'


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by kuso
by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames
naw, truth is you probably got some great ideas by reading what we've done already and can't think of anything better


Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
I'm pretty sure they will have some better ideas than 'send her to kuso'
That all depends on which one answers


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by kuso
That all depends on which one answers
The smart ones


Posted by: Dero

Threading on thin ice here BOYZ!!!


Posted by: Mr.Guvernment

Google rules!!!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...our+girlfriend


Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
The smart ones
You could get in real trouble now

Seriously dude, everything I would recommend would be out doors, and seeing as how its -324 over there I`ll need to keep thinking lol


Posted by: Pianomahnn

edit: I can't read.

Poke her in the ear.

Wet Willy!!


Posted by: irontime

Ya, know whattcha mean, she loves skating but it's so fricken cold we can't do that. But I want something REALLY romantic. Something with more effort.


Posted by: irontime

Thanx Mr. Guv. I'll give those a read.


Posted by: Jodi

Ideas.......

1. Setup a nice bubble bath for her with incense, candlelight, strawberries and champagne. Wash her from head to toe!

2. Setup and indoor picnic. Get one of those cd's that has bird sounds or outdoor sounds, you know what I mean. Make a picnic basket and picnic cloth. Set it up on the floor with the cd playing and have a winter picnic.

3. Bodypaint

4. Blindfold her and feed her different foods. Ever seen 9 1/2 weeks.

5. Brush her hair and give her a scalp and face massage.

6. Got this last one from a website: Balloons - Take twelve balloons and write a "wish" on a piece of paper for each balloon, tell your partner that the object of the game is to pop three balloons without using their hands, then grant them the "wish" inside the balloon.


Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by kuso
Well dude...you know we have reputations of crass, heartless bastards to uphold here, by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames



Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by kuso
Alright, you want something new, that she`ll be surpised with, and really glad you did it for her right????

Send her to me for the night

( you KNEW that was coming sooner or l8tr, just beat IPMC and AL to it )

This was suppose to be mine.. Oh well, I know where she's at right about now


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game
She plays hockey? My first thought is she's too good for you.

Is it an indoor league with a scoreboard? Get with the scoreboard operator and have him post a personalized message. "Will loves Whatshername." or something like that.


Posted by: Rusty

IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.
This is getting scary, I do the same thing.


Posted by: mmafiter

This site has quite a few ideas on dating.

Dating Tips

I know, a serious post by mmafiter, but I'm trying to help the guy, and the inept floundering by these social retards (Albob) is ridiculous!


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by mmafiter social retards (Albob)
Not very PC there mmafiter. I prefer to be called Culturally Challenged.


Posted by: irontime

Wow, Mmafiter with a usefull post, thanx pal, and you too Jodi, sure appreciate them guys

And yes, I'll have to say thanx to pops too for the scoreboard idea. I think she would fuqin kill me for doing that though


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime I think she would fuqin kill me for doing that though
Making the world a better place.



Also making it so IPMC and I wouldn't have to sneak out the window all the time.


Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by ALBOB
Also making it so IPMC and I wouldn't have to sneak out the window all the time.
Your statements were unbelievable in the first place, know they are just getting totally ridiculous. There is no way in HELL that your fat asses would fit through her window


Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by IPMC
IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.




Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by irontime
Your statements were unbelievable in the first place, know they are just getting totally ridiculous. There is no way in HELL that your fat asses would fit through her window
IT, I gotta be totally honest with ya........I know I should feel ashamed. But It only takes me five min's, then I'm outta there....I don't need to use the window.


Posted by: irontime

Viagra wears off in only five minutes huh? Pretty sad buddy.


Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by irontime
Viagra wears off in only five minutes huh? Pretty sad buddy.
Damn, I forgot about your viagra in the bathroom cabnet......


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
Damn, I forgot about your viagra in the bathroom cabnet......
Niiiiice.

Give it up Grasshopper, today's not your day.


Posted by: irontime

........
fuck,
DIE!!!


Posted by: Pianomahnn

Dude, you seem tense.

Do you need to talk?


Posted by: irontime

Ya, Albob and IPMC keep picking on me



Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by irontime
Ya, Albob and IPMC keep picking on me
I'll cut you some slack buddy......I won't go see her tonight......


Posted by: irontime

I won't go see her tonight......
Nice touch, just when I thought you were getting serious


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC I won't go see her tonight......
Woo Hoo! That means I get her for BOTH hours. I know where he keeps the Viagra now.


Posted by: irontime

And you probably need it. Dumbass, you just slammed yourself


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime you just slammed yourself
Yeah, but it's while I'm slamming your girlfriend so it ain't so bad.


Posted by: irontime

...........................FUCK!
Good one asshole


Posted by: Rusty

IT.....buddy, you aint gonna win. EVER......he he he


Posted by: irontime

At least not in this thread


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC
IT.....buddy, you aint gonna win. EVER......he he he
I don't know, he's gotten me REAL good a few times. I think I'm still in the overall lead though.


Posted by: irontime

Don't worry, I'll catch up. I just gotta get the hell out of this fuqin thread.


Posted by: irontime

Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime
Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.
Ewwwwwwww


Posted by: irontime

Awwwww, come on pops, give me a hug


Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by irontime
Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.

WTF are you talking bout now?


Posted by: irontime

Just trying to get some points back You gotta admit I've been getting slammed pretty bad here and gotta dig myself out somehow.


Posted by: Rusty

yea, you have been getting slamed pretty hard. But you set yourself up.


psssst....I got some dirt on Albob, I'll PM it to ya.


Posted by: irontime

Ya I did set myself up for it, just wanted some new ideas







okay, looking forward to it, thanx.


Posted by: MJ23

IT .. Now you know better never post anything about your woman, or our woman


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by IPMC psssst....I got some dirt on Albob, I'll PM it to ya.
WTF are YOU talking about???


Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by MJ23
IT .. Now you know better never post anything about your woman, or our woman
No, I like it when he does that, let's me know what she's doing when I'm not around.


Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by ALBOB
No, I like it when he does that, let's me know what she's doing when I'm not around.
Poor IT, and the title of the thread was "Could use some ideas"




Posted by: irontime

Should've known better I guess

Ah well, it was good for a laugh


Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime
Should've known better I guess

Ah well, it was good for a laugh
Butthead...We're laughing AT you,NOT with you...



Posted by: irontime

Give and take I guess.
ex. Albob gives, you take


Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by irontime
Give and take I guess.
ex. Albob gives, you take
Great timing for this one,


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