10. "They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Man! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot....."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at you desk...
1. "....Amen.
Posted by: andy51
lol thats really funny
lmao
Posted by: Monolith
number 10 and number 1 might actually work...
Posted by: want2design
Yeah. Number 10 is definately a winner. I am going to use that whenever I doze off in my course! Very cool post.
Posted by: Monolith
but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.
Posted by: david
Posted by: want2design
Originally posted by Monolith
but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.
What can I say... I live to give
Posted by: butterfly
I like #9 and #1
Posted by: Mudge
Originally posted by dino
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
I love those, I think that one is my fav I'd like to see someone pass that off.......