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The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:

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Posted by: dino

Top 10

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Man! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot....."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at you desk...

1. "....Amen.



Posted by: andy51

lol thats really funny
lmao



Posted by: Monolith

number 10 and number 1 might actually work...



Posted by: want2design

Yeah. Number 10 is definately a winner. I am going to use that whenever I doze off in my course! Very cool post.



Posted by: Monolith

but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.



Posted by: david





Posted by: want2design

Originally posted by Monolith
but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.
What can I say... I live to give



Posted by: butterfly

I like #9 and #1



Posted by: Mudge

Originally posted by dino
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

I love those, I think that one is my fav I'd like to see someone pass that off.......



Posted by: firestorm

hahahaha very good Dino!!!



Posted by: ps2cho

rofl great stuff

1 and 10 would work haha



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