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Who did you masterbate to at 15?

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Posted by: Crono1000

when you were age 15 what was the reason you were hiding from momma in the bathroom?

Posted by: StrutDaRoosta

Posted by: irontime

IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

Posted by: StrutDaRoosta

Uhm.. MarioLopez.. and porn I found on the internet.

Posted by: Rusty

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

You know MJ had to have voted that way since he has a IT fetish.

Posted by: irontime

Ya, I've been noticing that too, can't blame the poor guy though, I mean look at him.

Can't really blame him for wanting to be like me.

I just gotta think of something to get back at Crono for putting the option in the post.

Posted by: Rusty

Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

Posted by: irontime

Ya, hell, it's actually kind of a compliment. Thanx IP

Posted by: MJ23

Humm.......

IPMC.. FUQ you, but it is my vote,

Posted by: irontime

Yup, He's obsessed

Posted by: Rusty

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
Humm.......

IPMC.. FUQ you, but it is my vote,

Busted

Posted by: I Are Baboon

This poll needs to be multiple choice.

Posted by: Striking_Cobra

Does department store catalogs at age 11 fit in there somewhere?

Posted by: MJ23

WTF.. who edited the options

Posted by: cornfed

LOL, that's a funny one

Posted by: cornfed

But even worse... someone voted for ya bud!

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

*editor's note:

i just read IT helping me out in another thread so I'll erase this one

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
But even worse... someone voted for ya bud!

It was me you DUMBASS, and then someone added my name.

Humm....

What is the criteria to becoming a moderator, because it cant be IQ based

Posted by: david

I never had to masturbate!!!

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

Well, I see IT swallowed this explanation, but I don't see how the two things are mutually exclusive....

As for the poll, I think it would probably be more illuminating to find out what 15 year guys would NOT whack to.

Posted by: irontime

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
but it is my vote,

Damn.....this is getting kinda scary.........Not only does he fantasize about being my girlfriend and masturbates about it, but he's fucking smiling about it too.

That's it, I'm outta here

Posted by: cornfed

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
It was me you DUMBASS, and then someone added my name.

Humm....

What is the criteria to becoming a moderator, because it cant be IQ based

Actually, I've not voted, my friend. But it sure as hell won't be for you you sick freak

Damn, I've been pretty mean lately...

... are you hurt?

Posted by: ragingbull

Quote:

Originally posted by david
I never had to masturbate!!!

Was that for medical reasons. I don't think any of us "had" to masturbate!!!

By the way, does the JC Penny catalog count as soft core porn. The lingerie section was quite revealing.

Posted by: Crono1000

i think that fits in under the momma's vic secret catalog

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
Actually, I've not voted, my friend. But it sure as hell won't be for you you sick freak

Damn, I've been pretty mean lately...

... are you hurt?

Hurt.....

No Its more like ...???!!!oh yeah

Besides your clearly the dumbass

Posted by: cornfed

now you're flirting... panzy

Posted by: Prince

Quote:

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
This poll needs to be multiple choice.

I concur.

Posted by: Crono1000

Playboy/Hustler's catching up on ya MJ

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

What can I say, she likes to use it as a face cream.

P.S. This poll is flawed. When I was 15 there was no such thing as The X-Men, TMNT or Cinemax.

Posted by: Crono1000

fine, those too elderly for cinemax may substitute it with this:

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by Crono1000
fine, those too elderly for cinemax may substitute it with this:

I Are Baboon? I don't think so.

How about the most gorgeous woman who's ever lived, Raquel Welch?

Posted by: Rusty

I always like the little blonde on petitecote junction.......

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC petitecote junction.......

Sorry, that was before my time.

Posted by: DaMayor

Oh no it wasn't.

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
Oh no it wasn't.

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
I Are Baboon? I don't think so.

How about the most gorgeous woman who's ever lived, Raquel Welch?

ALBOB, I know you've rubbed one out to my picture.

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
ALBOB, I know you've rubbed one out to my picture.

But thanks to some intense electro-shock treatments and psycho-therapy I'm unable to remember that period in my life.

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
P.S. This poll is flawed. When I was 15 there was no such thing as The X-Men, TMNT or Cinemax.

P.S Albob, when you were 15, nobody here was around

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
P.S Albob, when you were 15, nobody here was around

(I'll bet DaMayor was.

)

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB

(I'll bet DaMayor was.

)

Posted by: esmerelda

Ermmmmmmm.....why is this only directed at males????? Don't you think us girlies ever played the pea???????

Posted by: Crono1000

hmm good point

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by esmerelda
Ermmmmmmm.....why is this only directed at males????? Don't you think us girlies ever played the pea???????

You think about me, don't you?

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
You think about me, don't you?

Hehe!

Posted by: MJ23

lol

Posted by: david

white cream!!!

Posted by: Lean_Physique16

Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!! She's so freicking HOT!!! And I was 15 less than a year ago. But there have been others:Angelina Jolie, Mariah Carey(when she was'nt a freak), and my math teacher(she was sexy as hell) By the way, I hope you realize that I'm like the 4th person to actually answer the post. The rest of you have just been arguing. By the way, I Are Baboon, you have the coolest name and picture I have ever seen

Posted by: pogo

Some one back there spoke up for me: It is hard to imagine what a 15 year old wouldn't whack off two.

And yeah how about a poll aimed at the girlies! I think they were a little more selective than us walking hard-ons! It would be interesting to know at what age the the women started to rub the pea!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

The teacher. My 7th grade teacher is my first wack-o-mitten sessional. I've got to find that pic I had of her. What a rack!

Posted by: FatGuy

Alyssa Milano...it sucked when shed be on the screen and that tool tony danza would be there too. (whos the boss) thank god for the pause button and ripped jeans.

Posted by: Spitfire

I didnt have it as easy as you kids, I had to try to decipher between a shoulder and an ass on the fuzzy semi blocked Playboy, and Spice channel.

Posted by: Little Wing

This poll is flawed because you won't get to hear what horny little girls beat off over if you exclude us. In my mind I was a temptation too enticing to resist. My father, the King, would have had his head if he were caught succumbing to his desire to relieve me of my maidenhead... and he of course was-

every nite.

Posted by: Little Wing

N of course one of my guy friends let me know Arnold doesn't look like the "real" Conan and introduced me to

and

the whole barbarian thing still works for me.

Posted by: Burner02

well, toss me a loin cloth and a sword!

Posted by: Little Wing

ha ha I'm serious though

Posted by: Burner02

well, how 'bout now...after 15?

Posted by: Little Wing

The Rock, still the big powerful dominating male with the muscles. This thread went dead after i posted I think they're out getting beefed up.

Posted by: Burner02

I'm sorry..what? I was doing some bicep curls...

Posted by: Rich46yo

I was screwing by 15yo. Make another poll for 14yo's................................Rich

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Im only 1 and a half years older than 15 so....
I usually go in shower tho

but if i had to pic something

It would be lesbian porn...

Posted by: bulletproof1

I dont remember being 15 years old lol. I do remember thinking way back when how hot Linda Carter aka Wonder Woman was.

Posted by: supertech

when i was 15 i was with this one girl for a while....i must have nailed her about 50 or so times.

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

I dont remember being 15 years old lol. I do remember thinking way back when how hot Linda Carter aka Wonder Woman was.

Whatdya mean WAS???

Posted by: Shae

For my 15th birthday, I got a WWE Raw magazine with Shawn Michaels wearing nothing but a WWE title belt around his waist. That was B.R. (Before The Rock). I wacked off to Shawn Michels looking at that mag at 15.

Posted by: gr81

Quote:

I wacked off to Shawn Michels looking at that mag at 15

lol.. I didn't know girls "wacked off" there shae. ha ha. what a way of putting it thou

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by gr81

lol.. I didn't know girls "wacked off" there shae. ha ha. what a way of putting it thou

I swear, I was in love with that man! And when I received pics of him in Playgirl...boy I was swooning like I never swooned before.

Posted by: gr81

swoon away baby doll! ha ha

Posted by: Shae

Okay, gimmie Shawn Michaels and Dwayne Johnson and tell them I will be waiting in bed with nothing on but a smile.

Posted by: Spitfire

How come the only threads that are revived from the past have either masurbate or pussy in the title?

Posted by: trHawT

VS catalogs always came in handy (literally) . . . came . . . in hand(y)?
lol

Posted by: Spitfire

Nor will it read this thread read... ?

Posted by: Crono1000

I wish some of these threads would die

stop voting!

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Another thread where woman can't vote... This is just wrong

LOL

Posted by: gr81

who needs a vote, women couldn't vote for quite some time and that didn't bother then, right?... lol

you could just give us a verbal conformation

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Anyone ever seen the movie "Unfaithful" with Richard Gere? If not, go rent it. Best sex scene ever in that movie.

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Saw the movie ... dug the sex cuz she is fine.

How 'bout Rene Russo in Thomas Crown Afair?

Posted by: Burner02

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Anyone ever seen the movie "Unfaithful" with Richard Gere? If not, go rent it. Best sex scene ever in that movie.

holy crap!
Jeez..seeing pics of this lady in her gallery...make sme wonder why I ever left 'Jersey in the 1st place...

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

holy crap!
Jeez..seeing pics of this lady in her gallery...make sme wonder why I ever left 'Jersey in the 1st place...

Gee thanx Burner. So where are all the hotties in NJ???

Posted by: Burner02

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Gee thanx Burner. So where are all the hotties in NJ???

We've relocated to Colorado...

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

We've relocated to Colorado...

Posted by: Burner02

well, gotta go get something to eat, run errands and go to work...for 12 boring hours...
talk to ya!

Posted by: Newt

If I ever looked at my mom's Vic Secret catalog I would eventually get turned off because of the though of my mom accualy buying anything out of the catalog.

Posted by: da jock

I j/o so much back then, most of the time I didn't even fantsize about anything, I was a journeyman @ keeping the tanks empty with a 24/7 geeky punk rock kid woodie!
Usually a couple girls @ school though popped into my mind....

Posted by: Crono1000

same here

Posted by: Monster Mayhem

i had a cast of thousands, its all in the imagination. i would see a hot chick and then she would be in the memory bank and i could visit her anytime i wanted. hahahhahaha and i started at 11 i was getting laid at 15

Posted by: soxmuscle

I dont remember, it was so long ago.

Posted by: da jock

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I dont remember, it was so long ago.

LOL! Christ, it was only 2yrs ago if you're 17! I've got to re-live 1989 for the sordid details!

Posted by: BronzeGuy

it was '88 for me... Where's the proper respect for Alyssa Milano??? Damn she was (IS!) hot!

I mean, honestly, I have always had a healthy sexual appetite, so I wasn't all that discriminating in who I would stroke in honor of, most moderately attractive females I saw would earn at least one fantasy session, but Alyssa Milano was my favorite at 15. (Now it's that chick who plays Neela on ER.)

Posted by: Fashong

I am with sox, I forget it has been so long.

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fashong

I am with sox, I forget it has been so long.

That would be last night.....your still 15.
I guess the question for you is Who are you going to masterbate to tonight.

Posted by: Fashong

You min0 lee, heh yea right. That would be nuts expecially not knowing what the hell you are, you could be an alien..

Posted by: Spitfire

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire

How come the only threads that are revived from the past have either masurbate or pussy in the title?

Posted by: min0 lee

They are the most interesting.

Posted by: Vieope

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire

Did you just laugh about your own post?
It is worst than Prince talking to himself.

Posted by: Spitfire

No I was laughing at the fact that that was almost a year ago, I didnt realize there was no time stamp.
Sorry

Posted by: abdulla

i saw my neighbour ass which made me masturbate roughly

Posted by: min0 lee

Rough? As in hammer rough?

Posted by: ATOMSPLTR

For me at 15 it was Linda Carter (aka Wonder Woman). Awesome bod!

Posted by: Dale Mabry

My first masturbatory experience, and many subsequent ones, was to Shannon tweed...

Posted by: gococksDJS

I knew how to jerk it way before I was 15. It had been the central occupation of my life for about 3-4 years by that time.

Posted by: nvr2L8

Who didn't i masturbate to at 15!Or now

Posted by: KentDog

Used to steal my mom's Victoria's Secret Magazines. My dad also had a small porn collection on VHS that I never got sick of.

Posted by: carlito cool

heh too many women to name

Posted by: jwg

Scrambled porn on Cinemax

Posted by: Tough Old Man

My mothers younger sister...My aunt

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlito cool

I used to dream about Kefe

Posted by: TJ Cline

To this sexy honey

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