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Albob Joins a Nudist Coloney!!!

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Posted by: Rusty

Albob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and Albob immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to Albob grinning sweetly and says:

"Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
that if I give you a erection, it implies you called for me.
" Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a
towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

AlBob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.

The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies: "No, what do you mean"
The Huge Man says: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when
you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily
spins AlBob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

AlBob rushes back to the colony office.
The smiling naked receptionist greets him: "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours;
you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 40 years old, I get a hard-on once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Posted by: Rusty

To bad he's not around here to enjoy this one.

Posted by: DaMayor

Do you think he's been called to battle?

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Where the hell is he? Did he get shipped out?

Posted by: cornfed

Doubt it, given his station... and that he told me the chances were nill

Posted by: irontime

Naw, he's to old to be called out.

.....hope so anyways.

Posted by: Rusty

He's prob just busy get shit together for others to go. I would hate to work on an AFB right now.

Posted by: ZECH

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Where the hell is he? Did he get shipped out?

Yeah...................he didn't even answer my e-mail's today. Not like him.

Posted by: david

Posted by: maniclion

Classic

Posted by: min0 lee

Posted by: PreMier

Holy shit

Posted by: ALBOB

I take it back min0, now I AM gonna have to kill you.

Posted by: Vieope

Posted by: maniclion

So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.

Posted by: Vieope

Originally Posted by maniclion

So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by maniclion

George Bush is gonna be President for FOUR MORE YEARS.

(Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything whitty so I just went for mean.

)

Posted by: maniclion

[QUOTE=ALBOB]George Bush is gonna be President for FOUR MORE YEARS.

QUOTE]

Thats o.k, after Bush dives the country head first into the shallow end of the pool Hillary will be your President from 2009 to 2017.

Posted by: min0 lee

Originally Posted by maniclion

I think I found his pic....

Posted by: MaxMirkin

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I think I found his pic....

That's Albob's woman, Mr. Slave.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

That's Albob's woman, Mr. Slave.

I don't think so. I'd break that skinny little bitch in half.

Posted by: Vieope

ALBOB like fat and disgusting old women. That is why he masturbates in front of the mirror.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by Vieope

ALBOB like fat and disgusting old women. That is why he masturbates in front of the mirror.

Looks like I'm gonna have to skin me a wabbit.

Posted by: PreMier

Originally Posted by Vieope

ALBOB like fat and disgusting old women. That is why he masturbates in front of the mirror.

Posted by: maniclion

Bump

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by maniclion

Bump

How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'?

Posted by: ZECH

Originally Posted by ALBOB

How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'?

You know how much I HATE hilary, but I think she would be doing a better job right now.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by dg806

You know how much I HATE hilary, but I think she would be doing a better job right now.

I think either would be equally bad. But I was responding to Post #19.

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by ALBOB

How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'?

You never know what could happen, she's not too low on the line of succession, #4 I believe......

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by maniclion

You never know what could happen, she's not too low on the line of succession, #4 I believe......

That would mean Obama, Biden, Reid and Pelosi would all be dead. Hmmmm, sounds like a winner to me. Goooooooooo Hillary.

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