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Posted by: irontime

Well I know I'm going to get slammed to hell on this one

bastards, but there might actually be some useful information out there so I'm willing to take a shot.

Things are going great with the G-friend and normally we have sex 2 or 3 times a day. (

I've been told I have a hyper active sex drive) But right now she is on her period so we have sex once a day in the shower....... if I'm lucky. Two nights ago she woke up to me just going at it, problem is I WAS SLEEPING!

She was pretty amused and she said she was even a little impressed I was going at it so hard

Apparently I even started last night but she interupted this time. She says it's no big deal to her (hell, she laughed her ass off......as I'm sure many of you are doing....... bastards ) But it's buggin me. Does anyone else do this and is there anything I can do to stop this?

Posted by: cornfed

Goin' at it meaning....

*in harsh scottish accent*
beatin' yer meat
whippin yer

are you fuqqing serious

Posted by: irontime

Yes, all those among with choking the chicken, stroking the lizard, along with many other anomolies.

Here we go

Posted by: cornfed

You've gotta admit that it is funny... but i dunno about a solution...
handcuffs... chastity belt... have her help if she wakes up (tell her you'll both enjoy it)...and if MJ isn't up for that... i dunno

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by cornfed
You've gotta admit that it is funny

Oh believe me, we both had tears in our eyes we were laughing so hard. But it's bugging me that I'm doing it without my realisation. Hell that could create some VERY akward situations

Posted by: ectomorph141

Are you reaching completion???

Posted by: irontime

I don't know, I'm sleeping.......would be nice though

Posted by: Britney

Are you thinking of her at least?

I feel for you AND your girl!

Posted by: ectomorph141

have her help if she wakes up (tell her you'll both enjoy it)...

I agree with cornfed. Since you are ready to go it must be exciting to her to see you do that. So she should just take advantage of your excitement and chances are you will wake up

Right after we moved, my girlfrined used to wake up with me going down on her and I was sleeping too. This happened for about a week after we moved in then once we settled down in the new place, our sleeping went back to normal.

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Britney
Are you thinking of her at least?

I feel for you AND your girl!

I have no idea, I don't remember my dreams. (wish I would though, they must be pretty good

)

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by ectomorph141
Since you are ready to go it must be exciting to her to see you do that. So she should just take advantage of your excitement and chances are you will wake up

You'd think so eh? Naw, doesn't happen that way, you see she has no problem getting me going. Hell if she holds my hand I usually get an erection so there isn't much of a surprise in seeing me excited...........damn I've got issues

Posted by: ectomorph141

I am the exact same way. If I hold someones hand or sit really close to them ---boiiiiiinnnggggg

I know it is sad

Posted by: irontime

.........alright, thanx for sharing. Now does anybody have suggestions?

Posted by: ectomorph141

ok here is a suggestion if you aren't already doing it. Are you having sex, making love..... right before you go to bed?? If not you should try that. Theres my suggestion

Posted by: irontime

True, and we normally do that.....and in the morning, and someother time in the afternoon

but it's when she is on her period and we only do it once a day that seems to be the problem. Lastnight we did it right before bed and I still went at it in my sleep, I hate this. This is really fucking bugging me.

Posted by: Monolith

id love to see what happens to you on viagra

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by cornfed
if MJ isn't up for that... i dunno

I am up for doing IT's girl anytime

Apparently his Gay ass is whacking off while dreaming of Kuso..

So I feel its my duty to come in and please the Woman

IT, really I am sorry to hear that.. ALL I can do to help is KEEP bending your girl over and......

Posted by: Crono1000

if it's such a deal, why don't you just wack off before you go to bed when she's on her period? Or have more sex if she's up for it.

It could be your subconsious saying it wants to wack off more, sleep is when your subconsious is in the most control and I would assume that since you have sex 2 or 3 times a days then you haven't gotten to do this for a while.

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Monolith
id love to see what happens to you on viagra

Damn, I'd never be able to leave the house.

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Crono1000
It could be your subconsious saying it wants to wack off more, sleep is when your subconsious is in the most control and I would assume that since you have sex 2 or 3 times a days then you haven't gotten to do this for a while.

Thanx Crono, She says that she's never noticed before she had her period so hopefully that's it. i'm just a little bit shocked that I'm actually doing that shit in my sleep

And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks

Posted by: Pianomahnn

Originally posted by irontime And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks

Yea. . .but it's like soooooooooooooooo funny and original.

Posted by: DFINEST

Originally posted by irontime
.........alright, thanx for sharing. Now does anybody have suggestions?

Sandpaper and ben-gay

******************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

Posted by: lean_n_76er

Originally posted by DFINEST
Sandpaper and ben-gay

or better yet... Super Glue and Sandpaper!

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by irontime
And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks

Hey FUQ U.

, cornhold was the one who brought me to this thread

Posted by: irontime

still no excuse for the lame comebacks, as for the other two suggestions, ummm, no

Posted by: MJ23

ALright my bad... Go see a doctor or something

Ok.. What does your girl wear to bed??? Is it that Red nighty with the hole at the bottom

its how she gets me everytime

Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot

Posted by: ectomorph141

Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot

Ut oh because I do it even more than that. Especially on the weekends

Posted by: Crono1000

"have two sex and see me in the morning"

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by MJ23
Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot

That's what she says, not that shes complaining or anything, but today her aunt flow left for another month so things are back to normal

hopefully that will stop the night time pullies

Posted by: Crono1000

you couldn't just use common terms huh IT?

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by Crono1000

you couldn't just use common terms huh IT?

Well that wouldn't be any fun.

Posted by: Dero

What Cronno needs everything spelled out for him????

So IT,any verdicts?
YET????

Posted by: irontime

Well nothing yet, We are thinking that it was just the sudden drop of sex that did it to me. We are trying to rectify the situation to make all systems a go.

Posted by: Crono1000

Originally posted by Dero
What Cronno needs everything spelled out for him????

no dipshit I just thought his terminology was funny

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by Crono1000
no dipshit I just thought his terminology was funny

RELAX Cornboy

Posted by: irontime

Well looks like the rectifying has come to a complete stop. My girlfriend broke her foot last night and there is no way in HELL that I am even going to try to do anything. Damn, I was so scared that I was going to bump her foot that I slept on the floor by the bed while she slept in my bed. Ah well, back to the night time pullies I guess.

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by irontime
My girlfriend broke her foot last night and there is no way in HELL that I am even going to try to do anything.

Dude, she broke her foot, not her pelvis!

I hate to suggest that you're applying double standards here, but I bet that if you broke all of the fingers on both of your hands, it would have no noticeable impact on your noctural pulling activity.

Show a little compassion here, IT. Think about how painful it will be for your GF (on so MANY levels), if she has to hobble down to MJ's to satisfy her needs!

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Dude, she broke her foot, not her pelvis!

I hate to suggest that you're applying double standards here, but I bet that if you broke all of the fingers on both of your hands, it would have no noticeable impact on your noctural pulling activity.

Show a little compassion here, IT. Think about how painful it will be for your GF (on so MANY levels), if she has to hobble down to MJ's to satisfy her needs!

Hey mesmo..

Oh yeah, she is feeling better now,

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Dude, she broke her foot, not her pelvis!

Well she does want to mess around, but the break is still too sore to move around. Plus whenever she orgasms her whole body tenses and her toes and foot go straight out, so you can imagine that it would be kinda painful for her. (ouch)
She knows that I'll be willing when she's feeling a little better,

sucks, but that's the breaks........literally

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Think about how painful it will be for your GF (on so MANY levels), if she has to hobble down to MJ's to satisfy her needs!

MJ satisfying a girl's needs?

Err sorry bro, Not only does that not make any sense, but there is no way that MJ would be turned on by my girlfriend as she looks nothing like Albob and therefore wouldn't cut it for him

Posted by: Crono1000

Originally posted by irontime
Plus whenever she orgasms her whole body tenses and her toes and foot go straight out, so you can imagine that it would be kinda painful for her. (ouch)

uh huh...

WHEN she orgasms... so what's the problem? I mean its not like she's with me or anyth...

nevermind... this isn't fair... you set yourself up way too much for that one...

Posted by: irontime

Should've caught that one

That's the problem when I'm making serious posts, I never realize when I'm setting myself up

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