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do i have a big ass?

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Posted by: pood

here's a picture of my rear

everyone says my arse isnt big, but some reason i think it is

oh and i know i really need to work on my shoulders and back

i also look liek a freaking hunchback, is there anyways to get my posture straight, i wanta straight back

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/at...&postid=122577

Posted by: Britney

um.....no

Posted by: pood

here's a frontal

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/at...&postid=122393

Posted by: Crono1000

dude you're sucking your stomach in

your butt is not big. The only reason I could think you'd believe that is because you have a strong arch in the lower part of your back, which isn't a bad thing at all, but it makes your butt stand out more. That may also be your reason for thinking you have a hunchback, which I assure you you don't. I've worked at an amusement park for two years with a water park, I've seen hunchbacks trust me. They're always the ones with the hairy backs and no shirts.

be confident, u have a ways to go as far as muscle mass (trust me I'm not one to talk though), but your overall figure is fine. don't stress it, most people have a much worse frame than you do. A lot of people would love to be slim like you

Posted by: pood

alright, thanks

heh

err i didnt suck my stomach, i just tried to straighten my back
maybe im too skinny

Posted by: irontime

Well you're a bit skinny, but your still pretty young so no biggy. Just get a decent protein shake with lots of calories in it and hit the gym hard, you'll do fine

Posted by: Dero

For an elephant your butt would be puny,butt for a chimpmunk it's HUMUNGOUS!!!
You choose...

Posted by: lean_n_76er

Originally posted by Dero
For an elephant your butt would be puny,butt for a chimpmunk it's HUMUNGOUS!!!
You choose...

You know a little TOO much about asses there Dero!

Posted by: Dero

I got dat imfo from IT...That's what he said...

Posted by: MJ23

WTF... I cannot belive I looked at that shit.... I thought you were a chic... Instead you are GAY/skinny one too

Posted by: Blieb

You flat chested mfer ... wasting my time on a Friday ... sheesh!

Posted by: Rusty

Originally posted by MJ23
WTF... I cannot belive I looked at that shit.... I thought you were a chic... Instead you are GAY/skinny one too

Go ahead and admit it.......you were turned on............fag!!!

Posted by: MJ23

Originally posted by IPMC
Go ahead and admit it.......you were turned on............fag!!!

Hey,

Posted by: ALBOB

Disregarding the children I'll get back to the original topic.

Pood, have you asked any WOMEN that question? They are the ones who LIKE nice butts. As far as the rest of you is concerned, you just need to get in the gym and do some big lifts; deads, squats, rows, etc. Quit wasting your time with isolation movements and stick to the compound work until you get some more size. Speaking of deads, I don't see any un-natural slouch to your back but even so, deads will definitely help your posture. Ab work will help a lot too.

Posted by: david

You guys are funny!

Posted by: pood

yeah, i asked the girls at work, i wasl ike is my ass big, tehy were like no

but i think it is, asdf!

Posted by: lina

You have too much clothes on... can't see the shape of your butt with those baggy pants...

Posted by: Dero

Lina wanna see some skinnnnn!!!

Posted by: pood

i dun mind showing my hairry ass if you guys wanta see it =D

wooo, just noticed something on the the frontal

my legs looks messed up its all croquet and stuff....

Posted by: Prince

you're asking us if your ass is big, yet you only post a side view and a frontal view...why not a back view so we can actually see your ass?

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Prince
you're asking us if your ass is big, yet you only post a side view and a frontal view...why not a back view so we can actually see your ass?

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Posted by: Mudge

If you lost any more weight, you'd blow over in the wind! Your as is not fat man.

Posted by: mesomorphin'

I expected to find another pic of mma sporting his pink teddy!

Posted by: Dero

What does mma & his pink Teddy have to do with this guys ass????
Am I missing sumething here????

Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
I expected to find another pic of mma sporting his pink teddy!

I NEVER wear pink! It doesn't go well with my skin tone.

As for you pood; don't worry if your ass is too big or not! Just hit the weights and it'll all work out in the end.

......I can't believe I'm commenting on some guys ass!!! I feel like Mesomorphin' when he goes to the Chippendale's night at the local strip club!

Posted by: mesomorphin'

Originally posted by mmafiter
I feel like Mesomorphin' when he goes to the Chippendale's night at the local strip club!

Clearly, I owe you an apology for some tactless remark overheard when I caught you out dancing for your boyz. So here goes:

mma, I'm truly sorry I said that sequined thong made your ass look big. That was mean spirited and untrue. What made your ass look big was the numerous close encounters it kept having with fellow members of your needle dick club! So, I beg your pardon for hurting your feelings!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Clearly, I owe you an apology for some tactless remark overheard when I caught you out dancing for your boyz. So here goes:

mma, I'm truly sorry I said that sequined thong made your ass look big. That was mean spirited and untrue. What made your ass look big was the numerous close encounters it kept having with fellow members of your needle dick club! So, I beg your pardon for hurting your feelings!

Posted by: Mudge

Originally Posted by pood

i also look liek a freaking hunchback, is there anyways to get my posture straight, i wanta straight back[/url]

Your back is fine, your shoulders are not. Your back with mass on it WILL grow outwards just like a chest does, your rear deltoids are in sorry shape which makes you look like a slouch. Either you are overworking your front delts (i.e. during chest movements) or you simply do nothing for your rear delts as you should.

P.S. Fellow white bretheren, if you think you have a fat ass you haven't seen anything. My ass is way bigger and women love it. If you think you are fat you are really a woman at heart. I'm going to buy you some lipstick next Christmas to cheer you up.

Good luck

Damnit, who bumped this by voting.

Posted by: Super Hulk