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Posted by: tigress

Does anyone climax in their sleep?

Posted by: kuso

Do YOU

Posted by: Pitboss

I never have had a wet dream. Probably due to my affliction... I am a chronic masturbator

I have heard and read that it is mroe common for women to have orgasms in their sleep than it is for men.

Posted by: Dero

Ask IT...

IT,in his last thread,said,he got caught by his GF while he was spanking da monkee IN HIS SLEEP...
Find da thread,you'll see.

Posted by: Crono1000

I HAVE in my life cuz I didn't start wacking until I was... 16 I think. but since then I've been a masterbating machine and haven't had room for a wet dream.

Posted by: tigress

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso
Do YOU

Well....I AM asking the question for a reason. Yes.

Women? Has this happened to any of you?

Posted by: w8lifter

Yes

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Nope, I always wake up. I bug my wife who tells me to bugger off, then I go back to sleep.

Posted by: seyone

I did once, everyother time I wake up

Posted by: Crono1000

i hear women can find themselves waking up with a pillow between their legs during wet dreams

Posted by: Crono1000

hmm... then again that might be common knowledge and I just came across looking stupid

Posted by: kuso

Quote:

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Nope, I always wake up. I bug my wife who tells me to bugger off, then I go back to sleep.

I think we need this as an option on the poll

Posted by: david

I think my girlfriend has but not me... at least that's what I think?

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by david
I think my girlfriend has but not me... at least that's what I think?

Yes.. She did, and it was not a dream

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by Crono1000
I HAVE in my life cuz I didn't start wacking until I was... 16 I think. but since then I've been a masterbating machine and haven't had room for a wet dream.

Posted by: Dero

Quote:

Originally posted by Crono1000
hmm... then again that might be common knowledge and I just came across looking stupid

So what else is new????

Posted by: MJ23

Posted by: cornfed

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
Ask IT...

IT,in his last thread,said,he got caught by his GF while he was spanking da monkee IN HIS SLEEP...
Find da thread,you'll see.

nice

Posted by: mmafiter

w8lifter seemed to be having a good time in her sleep the other night!

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
Yes.. She did, and it was not a dream

I've had sex with her while she was half asleep and told her the next morning!

Posted by: irontime

Used to wake up to sticky sheets as a teenager all the time, doesn't happen any more though.

Posted by: irontime

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
IT,in his last thread,said,he got caught by his GF while he was spanking da monkee IN HIS SLEEP...
Find da thread,you'll see.

Thanx for pointing that out furball

but if it helps ya any here's the thread, I hope you get as much pleasure out of it as I'm sure many of these jackasses have

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...threadid=15342

Posted by: w8lifter

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
w8lifter seemed to be having a good time in her sleep the other night!

Posted by: irontime

Well come on you two, if you're not going to show pics then at LEAST give us details.

Posted by: w8lifter

....besides...I can't remember

...and mmafiter is NOT allowed

Posted by: irontime

Come on Mma, prove you're a man. You're not gonna let the chick tell you what to do in public are ya?

Posted by: Jodi

Quote:

Originally posted by tigress
Well....I AM asking the question for a reason. Yes.

Women? Has this happened to any of you?

Yes but not until recently

Hey, I'm 30 and not getting any, what do you expect. Actually I've heard that at my age it is quite common.

How old are you Tigress?

Posted by: tigress

Jodi, I am 33 and it just started recently. Usually when I go too long without it, I have a dream like that. So that may explain why it's happening to you too.

I am married(happily) and all is well in the bedroom, just sometimes I guess I go too long without. Guess women in their prime need it more.

And guys, there is nothing "physical" happening, it's all in the brain. No pillow between legs or anything. And I always wake up right afterward!?

Posted by: tigress

It, I did see your thread but didn't think it was relevant since that was a physical thing you were doing, and it didn't end in orgasm.

So that's why I started a new thread.

Posted by: irontime

I wish it did end in orgasm damnit

At least then the humiliation would have been worth it

Posted by: w8lifter

LOL

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
I wish it did end in orgasm damnit

At least then the humiliation would have been worth it

Posted by: david

Posted by: Freeman

If you whack it before you go to sleep, you probably won't have that problem

Posted by: MJ23

IT.........

Posted by: irontime

MJ.......

Posted by: ZECH

Quote:

Originally posted by tigress
Jodi, I am 33 and it just started recently. Usually when I go too long without it, I have a dream like that. So that may explain why it's happening to you too.

I am married(happily) and all is well in the bedroom, just sometimes I guess I go too long without. Guess women in their prime need it more.

And guys, there is nothing "physical" happening, it's all in the brain. No pillow between legs or anything. And I always wake up right afterward!?

Seems like I've heard before that women's hormones are highest at ages between 35 and 45! Haven't you heard the old saying about married women being hot to trot? That is why!

Posted by: Freeman

Ain't it ironic? Guys spend their single lives trying to have as much sex as possible. Then they get married, and when it should be the easiest, guys decide to not want sex anymore. Hopefully I won't be like that!!!

Posted by: Crono1000

god knows I wont

Posted by: irontime

Quote:

Originally posted by freeman1504
Then they get married, and when it should be the easiest, guys decide to not want sex anymore. Hopefully I won't be like that!!!

Well can you blame them?? Look at the average lady who's been married for a while. They tend to get kinda chunky, not that most guys are better

I guess that's why most married people don't do it as much, they are both revolting.

Posted by: Freeman

not me, I won't marry a heffer!

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally posted by freeman1504
Ain't it ironic? Guys spend their single lives trying to have as much sex as possible. Then they get married, and when it should be the easiest, guys decide to not want sex anymore. Hopefully I won't be like that!!!

Who the heck thinks like that??

Posted by: tigress

Quote:

Originally posted by freeman1504
Guys spend their single lives trying to have as much sex as possible. Then they get married, and when it should be the easiest, guys decide to not want sex anymore.

I hope you didn't misinterpret what I wrote to think that is the case with me.

Also, I don't know any married guys who think like that, and most of my friends are married.

Posted by: Freeman

are you married tigress? If not, I'll marry ya!

Posted by: tigress

Too late! Long time married, and as I was saying earlier, sex is still good.

Posted by: tigress

And so are my dreams!

Posted by: Freeman

well, that's good to hear

Posted by: david

Freeman... you looking to get married? In Orlando, they have what you call... Rent-a-babe!

Posted by: Freeman

no, not married, I was j/k. I'm too damn young for that shit!

Posted by: david

BTW, Rent-a-babe= Prostitute!

Posted by: Freeman

oh I know, but I try to stay away from OBT if at all possible! except maybe to head over to Fairavilla!

Posted by: david

Or, you could hang around Edgewater!

Don't be

Posted by: Freeman

I think I'll pass on that one, and just go to school. I'm sure I could find some dumb slut there!

OH wait, I dont like sluts!

I try to be a nice respectable guy!

Posted by: david

really???

really

LIAR!

Posted by: MJ23

Yeah nothing wrong with SLUTS

Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Well can you blame them?? Look at the average lady who's been married for a while. They tend to get kinda chunky, not that most guys are better

I guess that's why most married people don't do it as much, they are both revolting.

That is so very true. That is the very reason we go to the gym. I've had the opportunity to watch many friends who at one time were athletic, turn pear shaped & overweight. And when you're introduced to a SO, they have the same basic shape.

I know a few guys at the gym who wish their SO's were like Mrs.NT. The Mrs. has been at the gym consistently since after xmas and has been eating perfect. She's turned into the gym babe that everyone stops to watch as she walks by.

Posted by: esmerelda

Tigress........honey.......as far as I'm concerned....the hotter the dreams the better the sex life at home!!!!! That and a wonderful imagination!!!! Yep to your question.........woken up more often than not if I havent had any action for a while.....with our version of a wet dream still making the poor heart pound a million miles to the second!!! The only problem is........its sooooo real....it kinda makes me want to go back to sleep to get a second shot!!!

Us girls in our prime would give any guy a run for his money....

Posted by: Freeman

someone come give me a run then!

Posted by: marshal959

When I was younger, it happened all the damn time. Up until I met my current girlfriend of 15 months, now i dont have any damn reason to have them.

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

Quote:

Originally posted by Pitboss
I have heard and read that it is more common for women to have orgasms in their sleep than it is for men.

Where did you read that???

I need to subscribe to that literature!

I have never had an orgasm in my sleep

I am damn lucky to have one when I am awake!

Posted by: Freeman

mmm, I like tattoos

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

Quote:

Originally posted by freeman1504
mmm, I like tattoos

Me, too!!

Posted by: cheesegrater

done it a few times.....it sucks cause i don't wanna splooge all over myself so i am able to wake up before it bursts and hold it in till i get to the toilet

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally posted by cheesegrater
done it a few times.....it sucks cause i don't wanna splooge all over myself so i am able to wake up before it bursts and hold it in till i get to the toilet

dude just jack off, get it out while you're awake

Posted by: spire

Never. I don't even ever wake up close to one.

What is it like when you say that you wake up first? Do you wake up and cum like 2 seconds later?

Posted by: Bladezz

I do when I dream of the actor, Andy Garcia ....(drooool) or someone I met that I liked (usually when I havent gotten any either for while).

Is all good and healthy :P

Posted by: MJ23

Quote:

Originally posted by Bladezz
I do when I dream of the actor, Andy Garcia ....(drooool) or someone I met that I liked (usually when I havent gotten any either for while).

Is all good and healthy :P

Hye, u are in illinois.. I am in Indiana

come over and let me make that dream come true..

was that a line or what

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Same here. Although I'm not 33. And, I wake up afterwards.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Well can you blame them?? Look at the average lady who's been married for a while. They tend to get kinda chunky, not that most guys are better

I guess that's why most married people don't do it as much, they are both revolting.

Oh the man has too much time on his hands

Can you say...rub a dub dub.....I'm spanking it in the tub

Posted by: Burner02

he also spanks it in the school library...no one is safe from IT and his travelling spanktravision show..

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Posted by: Burner02

hey, check it out...you are almost exactly 10k posts behind me....keep posting!

Posted by: Freeman

oh, you post-whore!

Posted by: Burner02

hey..someone has to carry the torch after Dave dropped it..

Posted by: Freeman

Yeah for real. Since when did he become a post-Nun? two-faced fucker! Thanks for keeping it real Burner!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Oh Burner......Don't humor yourself.

One day, I'll catch up with ya........Freemans WAY closer though.......

Posted by: Burner02

hey..I'm easily amused...

you may catch up..if I drop off for a while, my friend!

Posted by: Freeman

I need to catch up with you on my back development. Good job man!

Posted by: Burner02

thanks, but my back is sucking wind right now..that is an old picture...
I was having a bugger of a time doing my pull ups lastnight..I either do a few BW reps and then weighted or just go body weight for as few sets to get to 50.
I didn't make 50 lastnight. Barely made it into the 40's after 5 sets...

Posted by: Freeman

I need a much stronger and bigger back...grrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Burner02

Don't we all!

Posted by: FatGuy

i never had dreams until i was diagnosed with sleep apnea a year ago. nwo that my treatment lets me get deep sleep,

i can tell you that i have sex dreams all the time, and i have had 5 orgasms in my sleep in the past year.

god bless my sleep specialiat doctor!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

I dream of Jeannie!

Still so hot even by today's standards.

And in old age...

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

I never have had an orgasm in my sleep, but I have woken up with things between my legs (blankets, pillows) Then again, I am only 18..

Posted by: urso8up

I never have had a wet dream

Posted by: oaktownboy

Quote:

Originally posted by FatGuy
i never had dreams until i was diagnosed with sleep apnea a year ago. nwo that my treatment lets me get deep sleep,

i can tell you that i have sex dreams all the time, and i have had 5 orgasms in my sleep in the past year.

god bless my sleep specialiat doctor!

i also have a hard time going to sleep..i usually take a ton of melatonin..that does the trick...when did u know that it was serious enough to see a doctor?

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
I dream of Jeannie!

Still so hot even by today's standards.

And in old age...

I still love that second photo. I just wanna slip my hand into that blouse.

Posted by: Arthur2004

lol..nope...never had a wet dream.....

Posted by: Pepper

Quote:

Wow. my story is exactly the same. I never dreamed until I got my CPAP. I have sex dreams but never "finish" them.

Posted by: FatGuy

when you are tired all the time is when it is time to see a sleep doctor. eliminate all caffeine and stimulants from your diet first.

Posted by: da jock

Prolly 5x's in my life, most recently about 5yrs ago during an afternoon nap , I was dreaming that I was fukking 1983 era Madonna on my couch & I woke up as my soldiers were unloading into my baller shorts! Well worth the mess!!

Posted by: YourallIwant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl

I never have had an orgasm in my sleep, but I have woken up with things between my legs (blankets, pillows) Then again, I am only 18..

Well Im only 18, and Ive had an orgasm in my dreams... and woken up with plenty of things between my legs... like a friggin' pair of tongs??? explain that?!

lol

Posted by: Shae

Ever since my last lover and I broke up, I've been dreaming that we were having sex. Many of the dreams were based on that porn movie Emanuelle VS Dracula (have you seen it?).

Man! I can't get away from those dreams.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

Ever since my last lover and I broke up, I've been dreaming that we were having sex. Many of the dreams were based on that porn movie Emanuelle VS Dracula (have you seen it?).

Man! I can't get away from those dreams.

I am getting to old to have nocturnal emmisions...

But ever since it's gotten warm outside

I'm super horny

It may be my new diet as well...

Posted by: Doublebase

I had one. I voted No because it was only once. I was 16 I think.

Posted by: Little Wing

only like hmmm a hundred times. maybe more. i think it's a vampiric hunger, needs to be fed one way or the other.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

Vanity gives me vampire movies but i haven't found this one. maybe i'll look again today.

Posted by: Maynard Keenan

my wife slept with more people after we were married then before...........what a laugh

Posted by: gr81

^^Sucks to be you maaaaaaannnn...

Posted by: YourallIwant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maynard Keenan

my wife slept with more people after we were married then before...........what a laugh

why not challenge her numbers then?

Posted by: Little Wing

i think he means in her dreams.

Posted by: god hand

How did this thread caome back up? Oh, thats right, my dumb ass.

Posted by: Little Wing

hmmm suddenly im wondering what happened to vieopes disease thread...

Posted by: god hand

Quote:

Originally Posted by YourallIwant

why not challenge her numbers then?

Do your site have any naked pics of you?

Posted by: BritChick

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigress

Women? Has this happened to any of you?

Yup... my husband has an annoying habit of waking me up though before I'm through to find out what I'm dreaming about... at least let me finish damnit... then you can ask!

Posted by: min0 lee

Heck, he probably did that on purpose. He's probably upset you didn't invite him.

Posted by: BritChick

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Heck, he probably did that on purpose. He's probably upset you didn't invite him.

LMAO... well he could try joining in... it would be much better than "Kerry, KERRY!!!... wake up, what are you dreaming about?!"

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by BritChick

LMAO... well he could try joining in... it would be much better than "Kerry, KERRY!!!... wake up, what are you dreaming about?!"

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: Cowbell

Just recently added zinc supps....BIG mess....wake up and then I am all like "oh man" then change boxers, go back to bed. Sometimes I feel like I need a cigarette and I dont even smoke.

Posted by: mustangdan

no but i was seeing this girl ( no names, well just call her cheryl ann mireles) who claimed she never masturbated, all she did was dream or "have a fantasy" and she could climax like no other.

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