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Masturbate with 500,000 women!


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Posted by: mmafiter

Found this somewhere.
There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...




Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

That is A LOT of kitten killing!!!



Posted by: MJ23

Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then ..



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then ..
Kittens out there to be killed



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick







Posted by: Dero

Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!
What's da subject?



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!
What's da subject?

1...2...3...damn, I lost count

Hey!!! I gotta take a break now and then!!!



Posted by: Dero

From????Homework or killing kittens?




Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
From????Homework or killing kittens?
You are so funny

...killing kittens of course.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by mmafiter an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*
NO FREAKIN' WAY!!!

Fine, next time she complains about it "only being five minutes" I'll charge her for the minute over-time.



Posted by: irontime

Or if she wants more you can make her pay for the viagra.



Posted by: ALBOB

DAMN STRAIGHT.



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by mmafiter
This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...
Damn I'm good!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Burner02

..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!



Posted by: Lightman009

HAHA Where do you get this stuff?



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!

Dam burner 20,000 disapointed wemon?




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