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Originally posted by irontime Well I pay Tit her dollar, then I kick her out before Cronno gets suspicious. 
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Originally posted by irontime Well I pay Tit her dollar, then I kick her out before Cronno gets suspicious.
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low blow 
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Originally posted by irontime low blow
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Originally posted by irontime Well I pay Tit her dollar, then I kick her out before Cronno gets suspicious.
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Originally posted by ALBOB After doing it with my wife: SLEEP After doing it with Titanya: SHOWER |
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Originally posted by Titanya so... are we to assume... that since you've never 'done it' with me then you've probably also never showered? |
| Originally posted by Crono1000 why is everyone sleeping with my girlfriend more than me??? |
Hmmm..........Good question there Crono. I give up. 
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Originally posted by irontime Well I pay Tit her dollar, then I kick her out before Cronno gets suspicious.
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Originally posted by irontime Well I pay Tit her dollar, then I kick her out before Cronno gets suspicious.
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Naw, it's $1 a week. Pretty steep I know, (especially for that skank 
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| Originally posted by irontime Naw, it's $1 a week. |
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Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift $1 a week. I hope you give her a big tip! |
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Originally posted by mesomorphin' metaphysical impossibility. |
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Originally posted by mesomorphin' Time for a reality check, CaptainD. You're talking about IT, here, so that would be a metaphysical impossibility. |
He uses big words to make up for other short commings.
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Originally posted by ALBOB Hold on there sonny, don't forget about the $100 you have to pay the doctor for your shot afterwards. No telling WHAT might fall off after sticking it in that wench.
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She's good to go.
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Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift If you're going to insult IT, you need to use words that he'll understand. |
No dude.. The fucker been in school since the Gulf War.. he probably has built up his vocabulary by now
Been in college for 3 years and I never here the end of it 
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Originally posted by irontime Been in college for 3 years and I never here the end of it
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Originally posted by irontime He uses big words to make up for other short commings.
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Originally posted by PoSTeLoRiKia if you had funny night with your wife What you do next ? I mean first think I wate |
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Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick WHAT!!! No one jumped on this??? You are slipping. |
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Originally posted by J'Bo what do i do? i get the hell outta there. :rolf: |
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Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment ly, kiss, cuddle |
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Originally posted by Crono1000 haha, Mr.G lies after sex... I think that goes for all of us "I swear baby, that was the best I've ever had" |
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good one Sawheet. 
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Originally posted by sawheet after sex I usually take the tape out of the VCR and go to bed
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my victims....
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Originally posted by J'Bo tapes are fine with me cause i wear a domin. mask anyways....while i my victims....
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Originally posted by J'Bo oh boy pb is back with attitude lol |
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Originally posted by J'Bo :funny pb smilie: dave you have always been scared of me you CLAM |
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Originally posted by J'Bo :funny pb smilie: dave you have always been scared of me you CLAM |
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Originally posted by Crono1000 haha, Mr.G lies after sex... I think that goes for all of us "I swear baby, that was the best I've ever had" |
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Originally posted by J'Bo now thats good df...gotta try that one. |
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Originally posted by butterfly Tell us another story PB!!! |
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Originally posted by Pitboss Now if I was back with attitude it would have been more like this..... We aren't done until I say we are done. If that means she needs to go down for a spell to get me back to "form" then so be it. If she thinks she has had enough and I say different then a little tongue lashing may be in order to get the "mood" flowing. Once we are done I expect her to go back down and do a little spring cleaning. Then follow that off with a nice hot sponge bath to clean and relax me. Of course that's right after she gets me an ice cold Bass ale and the remote for the TV. Hmmmm I think I might have to add a little of this to my already caring and comforting routine. |
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Originally posted by katie64 HMMMMMMMMM, you wouldn't possibly be a southern boy relocated to LA, would you??????????/
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Originally posted by Pitboss Sorry but I'm all Californian.. minus the blonde and baby blues though.
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Originally posted by katie64 Don't be sorry, that's great, even better without the blonde hair.........
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Originally posted by J'Bo pb and katie you need to hook up....you sound perfect for eachother...so just get it over with and start pumpin
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Originally posted by Pitboss What story? it's true.. the first post at least. I like and believe that a woman should be taken care of. Before, during and after. I have had near as many times not cumming as I have cumming. It really doesn't matter to me if I do or don't as long as she has, multiple times the better. My satisfaction is knowing she was satisfied. Me having an orgasm doesn't mean I totally enjoyed or that she did either. Anyhow. What kind of story would you like to hear? |
I don't know how detailed Prince will let your story be but the more details the better 
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Originally posted by butterfly A bedtime story for me and fade I don't know how detailed Prince will let your story be but the more details the better
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Originally posted by Pitboss Oh no time for that tonight. I'm sorry. I tried that once and didn't get a very warm response.. damn prudes!!! LOL |
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Originally posted by butterfly Well, what the hell is a sex forum for anyway... oh well! |
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Originally posted by Pitboss Yeah I know. Besides the only story that cums to mind has to do with a husband and wife and a girl named Tina with pierced nipples.... but for some reason her husband keeps popping into the picture and ruining it for me... LOL |
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Originally posted by butterfly I know he'd be happy just to sit back and watch with you
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Originally posted by Pitboss I was talking about Tina's hubby not yours!!!! LOL I mean if the story was say about you and Fade and a girl named Tina that is... |
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Originally posted by butterfly I think her hubby would like to watch as well... could be interesting! But unfortunately I think she wants me all to herself and it just wouldn't be as much fun for me if fade wasn't at least in the room... |
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Originally posted by butterfly I think her hubby would like to watch as well... could be interesting! But unfortunately I think she wants me all to herself and it just wouldn't be as much fun for me if fade wasn't at least in the room... |
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Originally posted by J'Bo of course katie is coming and yes she wants to
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Originally posted by J'Bo i am your she-pimp pb and dont you forget it. i love hookin a brother up
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Originally posted by J'Bo ok motion has passed...by the authority invested in me (lol) i hereby declare that pb and katie should hump on or by October 23rd, 2003 |
speaking of which Butterfly mentioned something about pics......... nice ones
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Originally posted by butterfly Come on Katie... can't you get away for a few days??? |
I'll start checking out some of the Vegas threads and get some info, plus I just checked out PB's pics, but your all younger than me, I'll probably be the old lady there..........HAHAHA
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Originally posted by katie64 I think J'bo and David are cupids in disguise
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Originally posted by firestorm To answer the original question, What is the 1st thing you do after sex my answer is: I forget. |
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Originally posted by firestorm 1st things to do after sex: 1. pay her Funny! LMAO! 4. remove the dildo from your ass and clean it with clean motor oil |
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Originally posted by firestorm 1st things to do after sex: 1. pay her 2. sneak out before she wakes up (don't forget your mask). 3. get back in your cell before the guard yells "lights out" 4. remove the dildo from your ass and clean it with clean motor oil 5. Put the gerbil back in it's cage. 6. Hang up the phone and remember to hide the phone bill from your other half. 7. Put the Parental Lock back on the porn station so kids don't need counceling. 8. Get under the bed quick, her husband just came home early from work. 9. Get under the bed quick, his wife just came home early from work ya damn homo. 10. Tell her that you came and she doesn't have to call you Little Bo Peep any longer. Hang outfit back in closet on Hanger labeled "last years halloween costume" |
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Originally posted by firestorm 1st things to do after sex: 1. pay her 4. remove the dildo from your ass and clean it with clean motor oil |
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Originally posted by katie64 Ummmmmmmm, was someone going to let me in on this..........LOL, Vegas, hmmmm, maybe it's not til Oct, might be a possibility and PB, well everything I've read about you so far speaking of which Butterfly mentioned something about pics......... nice ones I think J'bo and David are cupids in disguise
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Uh and it was nice one not one's... oh damn LOL
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Originally posted by katie64 Yea, I might, I thought it was in Sept, but October is a definite possibility............ I'll start checking out some of the Vegas threads and get some info, plus I just checked out PB's pics, but your all younger than me, I'll probably be the old lady there..........HAHAHA
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Originally posted by Pitboss Pics?? Again? Which pics??? I wanna see!!!! |
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Originally posted by katie64 OK, so when do I get to see the nice one..........
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Originally posted by Pitboss Uh would you like a "in your face" close up??? oh that sounded really, really bad... kinky though
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Originally posted by katie64 Or in my mouth .................................................. .
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Originally posted by david Oh shit!
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Originally posted by Pitboss Ah a woman after my heart I see... I like it messy
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Originally posted by david
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j/k
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Originally posted by katie64 That's great fucking..............
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Originally posted by katie64 Davey, have you been hanging out with Pmor too much............. j/k
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Originally posted by Pitboss If it's not all hot, wet and messy it wasn't sex!!! |
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Originally posted by david and could you "pull" this off in a Victoria's Secret store Dressing room??
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ummmnnn.. I expected that from pmor.... LMAO!!!
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Originally posted by david Am I reading that correctly???? ummmnnn.. I expected that from pmor.... LMAO!!! You must've meant this. "depends on what she's trying on and having me take off from her"
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Originally posted by CourtQueen I will never ever ask fs why is arse hurts again, NEVER! |
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