Always go for hole 5, 6, 13, or 14. They're the farthest from the clubhouse, which reduces your risk of being caught by gopher-trolling superintendents. The greens are the softest places, but you'll want to use a blanket because courses are usually smothered with pesticides. Try explaining that to your urologist.
Posted by: DFINEST
True meaning to a hole in one!
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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
Posted by: ALBOB
Dude, if you're not taking more than one stroke per hole you need HELP. Better still, just send her to me, I'm ALWAYS over par.
Posted by: irontime
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Originally posted by ALBOB
I'm ALWAYS over par.
Ya, he's one of those ones that you just want to take a mulligan on.
Better still, just send her to me, I'm ALWAYS over par. 
should've seen that one comming 
um... are we still talking about sex?