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i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one. 
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Originally posted by mmafiter I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.
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Originally posted by irontime i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one.
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Originally posted by mmafiter I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.
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This is a great one
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Originally posted by Titanya pitty... and i had such a good name for you too
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Originally posted by irontime Well he is nameless at the moment, except for the occasional 'buddy', so let's hear it before I reject it. Why do I keep asking for it?
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....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood I think its terribly fitting
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Originally posted by Titanya I was gonna name it.... "Bonsai" ....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood I think its terribly fitting
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Originally posted by Jodi people at work are looking at me funny. |
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Originally posted by irontime Well I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there Tit, it's actually not that bad. But compared to the 'red wood' that you're sporting then ya, it does like kinda tiny.
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Originally posted by irontime Why? Did you forget to shave today?
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.... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde
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Originally posted by Titanya ignore the boy, jodi .... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde
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Originally posted by Titanya red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today
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Originally posted by mmafiter How about.... Meat soldier Gristle Missle Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle Vlad The Impaler
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Originally posted by Titanya red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today
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Of all the fucking trees out there I had to pick 'red wood'
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Originally posted by irontime Of all the fucking trees out there I had to pick 'red wood'
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Originally posted by mesomorphin' but I wouldn't moan about this indiscretion publicly until MJ is over PMS! |
Well I'm glad that you admitted that you wouldn't moan about it till MJ is off his pms, it's good that you wait until he's in a better mood before you complain to your boyfriend about issues.
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Originally posted by irontime Well I'm glad that you admitted that you wouldn't moan about it till MJ is off his pms, it's good that you wait until he's in a better mood before you complain to your boyfriend about issues.
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Originally posted by mesomorphin' And if you think I'm gonna discuss THAT little issue with him, either pre- or post-pms, you're
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Originally posted by Titanya now now... those are all good... but theyre entirely too flattering for the members on this board |
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Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift Would that be separately or all at the same time? |
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Originally posted by ALBOB we have little dicks..........................................and we KNOW that ain't true.
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Originally posted by Titanya yeah... in your cases little is an understatement
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Originally posted by ALBOB Well I'll have to say separately. If I said all at the same time I'd INTEND to insinuate she's got a damn big mouth but she's so dumb, she'd think it meant we have little dicks..........................................and we KNOW that ain't true.
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Originally posted by MJ23 This statement should be on the IM main Board
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so everyone can see just how aware you boys are of each other's penis sizes
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Originally posted by Titanya ... more to come |
| Originally posted by Titanya and for Albob: "Old unfaithful" |
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Originally posted by DaMayor Because it's used to rough terrain? Back roads, maybe?
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lol
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Originally posted by kuso Mine doesn`t, but if I was to name him I`d call him Moby lol
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Originally posted by Titanya why?? so everyone can see just how aware you boys are of each other's penis sizes
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Originally posted by kuso LOL...well the shaft doesn`t have a sun tan anyway
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Originally posted by Titanya at least we hope not.... cuz if it did we might all have to assume that you were a member of a nudist colony!
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Originally posted by Titanya at least we hope not.... cuz if it did we might all have to assume that you were a member of a nudist colony!
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Originally posted by Burner02 hiya katie...who knoew...find ya in a thread like this...you little vixen! (geez...tell a good joke a couple posts up..and goes un-noticed) oy!
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Originally posted by katie64 What joke, where??????????
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Originally posted by Burner didn't think I did..butt...to think of it, mine seems to be given a common name by my previous GF's.. Oh Gawd! Yep, that must be his name. That's what they seemed to always scream out during our intamacy. "OH Gawd! harder! Harder! Right there! Oh, Gawd, Don't stop!" So..there ya go. " |
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Originally posted by Burner02 well...I could...prove...... ah...guess you might have to hear from someone sometime...
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I also love it when women talk dirty to me...it usually goes something like this: "Get off me, ya fat bastard!"
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Originally posted by Burner02 I also love it when women talk dirty to me...it usually goes something like this: "Get off me, ya fat bastard!"
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Originally posted by katie64 I'll have to ask her after Vegas..................
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Originally posted by MJ23 Ask who??? and oh yeah Katie, I called mine "Rocky" in page one.. Now that we are in page three..I think I will go with.. "Happy"
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secret....................happy is he?????????
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Originally posted by katie64 secret....................happy is he?????????
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.. Maybe likes a little more attention.. but still happy either way
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Originally posted by MJ23 Did u say MJ.. oh , u said secret.. Okie And yes, Happy he is. .. Maybe likes a little more attention.. but still happy either way
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like this, hahahaha 
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Originally posted by MJ23 .. Maybe likes a little more attention..
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Originally posted by katie64 I can't believe we're talking about your mmhhmm like this, hahahaha
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Originally posted by Burner02 ha! Looks like Katie just named it for you, MJ... the 'Dancing banana' |
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Sleepy.
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Originally Posted by fUnc17
my gf named mine 'senior'
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Originally Posted by buildingup
mine is called jingles, it has a mind of its own and loves to meet mino lee
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
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Originally Posted by abdulla
^^^ hehe
i used to call mine tiger |