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What might be a reason that my penis has gotten smaller?


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Posted by: Crono1000

I mean... my friend wants to know.

But lately my... friend has noticed that my... I mean... my friend's penis has become noticably smaller all the time now (when not erect). I mean before it might get like that if it were cold or I was sitting down for an extended amount of time or something, but lately I've noticed that it's always always smaller than it should be. Normally it wouldn't bother me, but it's really... really... really small... it's not even a "aaaaaaaaw it's so cute" small... it's a "where the hell'd it go?" small. It kinda worries me and makes me think it may be a sign of some condition or something. I've noticed it for about a week or so now, and I'm PRAYING that it goes back to normal.

I'd also like to note that the past two or three months have been very stressful and I've had just about zero exercise if that is at all a factor. The strange thing is I didn't really notice until after the stressful period that the changes had occured. so either I didn't notice until now or it's just now changed. I also want to add that over the past few weeks I've taken aspirin a handful of times because my legs were in pain as if they were getting low blood circulation, which may or may not be related. Any advice?

Now I know there's no point in saying this, you guys are gonna ridicule me anyway, but please try to be helpful when yall get done bashing at me. Thx



Posted by: Titanya

Loser....



Posted by: Tank316

issues. take the ice cubes off them.



Posted by: Titanya

he fuqin tells me this one week before i'm supposed to fly to see him...



Posted by: Tank316

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
he fuqin tells me this one week before i'm supposed to fly to see him...
well if he's a man , and see's you, i'm dam sure things will ''straighten out''. my bad.




Posted by: Eggs

LOL Tit, I'm sure if you take the matter in hand everything will turn out just fine. Sometimes a brother just needs some TLC.

Oh, and Crono, stop whining about your junk in public, damn. Er, and start doing some running... try 3 times a week at 3-4 miles at a decent pace. Also throw some sprints in. It probably is stress, and also that you havent been working out Bad combo... stop praying about your pecker and get some exercise.



Posted by: DFINEST

Shrinkage from the cold showers....

Tit, if it's still small after he see's you,
punch him in the stomach to straighten it out

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama



Posted by: kuso

Ever heard of an ingrown toe nail?



Posted by: TXDeb

You guys are freakin strange!



Posted by: Tank316

Quote:
Originally posted by TXDeb
You guys are freakin strange!
just some of them are, i'm the normal one, oops pornal, grrrr, abnorma, dam it, ah f#ck it, Kuso 's the weird one alright




Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by TXDeb
You guys are freakin strange!
And thats why you feel like you fit in so well right?



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
Kuso 's the weird one alright
Weird in the positve sense of the word though





Posted by: Tank316

well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.

Now THATS the truth...and not in the positve sense of the word



Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.

Ok.... so by Albob being really weird........ do y'all mean really old or really gay ?



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
Ok.... so by Albob being really weird........ do y'all mean really old or really gay ?
DAMN! no slack

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama



Posted by: TXDeb

Quote:
Originally posted by kuso
And thats why you feel like you fit in so well right?


Tank took the words right outta my mouth.

ummm... am I still supposed to be defending ALBOB's honor?



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by TXDeb


ummm... am I still supposed to be defending ALBOB's honor?

Na...he never posts over the weekend so you have 2 days off to join in the flaming



Posted by: sawheet

Stop taking ephedra, it shrinks thy weiner



Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by DFINEST

Tit, if it's still small after he see's you,
punch him in the stomach to straighten it out
how bout I kick him in the nuts? would that help?



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
I mean... my friend wants to know.

But lately my... friend has noticed that my... I mean... my friend's penis has become noticably smaller all the time now (when not erect). I mean before it might get like that if it were cold or I was sitting down for an extended amount of time or something, but lately I've noticed that it's always always smaller than it should be. Normally it wouldn't bother me, but it's really... really... really small... it's not even a "aaaaaaaaw it's so cute" small... it's a "where the hell'd it go?" small. It kinda worries me and makes me think it may be a sign of some condition or something. I've noticed it for about a week or so now, and I'm PRAYING that it goes back to normal.

I'd also like to note that the past two or three months have been very stressful and I've had just about zero exercise if that is at all a factor. The strange thing is I didn't really notice until after the stressful period that the changes had occured. so either I didn't notice until now or it's just now changed. I also want to add that over the past few weeks I've taken aspirin a handful of times because my legs were in pain as if they were getting low blood circulation, which may or may not be related. Any advice?

Now I know there's no point in saying this, you guys are gonna ridicule me anyway, but please try to be helpful when yall get done bashing at me. Thx

Crono your slowly turning into a pussy oops i mean it is



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally posted by Eggs
Oh, and Crono, stop whining about your junk in public, damn.
well it is a freakin' sex health forum



Posted by: Crono1000

as for everyone else, talking about albob is just making my penis sink in more

it's been scared of him after that time albob tried to grab it



Posted by: Eggs

Maybe you need to stop touching it... here and there.



Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by Eggs
Maybe you need to stop touching it... here and there.
you know... i think Eggs has just made the most helpful suggestion..... gawd darn it chromo! maybe all that shrinkage is a sign of "abuse"!! Stop hurtin the poor thing!



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
you know... i think Eggs has just made the most helpful suggestion..... gawd darn it chromo! maybe all that shrinkage is a sign of "abuse"!! Stop hurtin the poor thing!
No, no, no......

Use it or loose it....

Besides, you needed worry about shrinkage as long as
you don't feel like you're throwing a hotdog
down a hallway

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000 my friend's penis has become noticably smaller
It must have gotten a glimps of Titanya.

And a big ole' to you losers that can't attack me when I'm HERE.



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by CRASHMAN
Crono your slowly turning into a pussy oops i mean it is




Posted by: CRASHMAN

well atleast i know rusty has a good sence of humor



Posted by: Crono1000

just wanted to let any doubters know that all is fixed downstairs. I noticed last night that everything was ok, I guess it was just a series of really cold days and it had kind of a lasting effect or something. Anyway, I'm back to my 4 inch glory... I mean...

haha, just kidding.

I'm just glad everyone chose to bash albob more than me in this thread. Besides, me at my worst couldn't possibly be as small as albob at his best.



Posted by: CRASHMAN

don't lie you just want us to stop baggin on you ....shrink-a-dink



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000

haha, just kidding.

So you still measure it with the cm part of the ruler?



Posted by: CaptainDeadlift

It's not called a ruler. It's called a micrometer.




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