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The How-To on: Sex in a Hottub


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Posted by: Crono1000

Just wondering, it is actually safe to have sex in a hottub, bathtub, pool, etc. It seems to me that the constant pumping would create air bubbles from the surrounding water that could be hazardous to the woman. Or maybe it increases the chlorine/ water solute intake in the woman which could also be harmful. Lastly, is it a good idea to use a condom underwater? Seems like the friction would not only hurt but would cause it to break anyway. Thx guys


Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
Just wondering, it is actually safe to have sex in a hottub, bathtub, pool, etc. It seems to me that the constant pumping would create air bubbles from the surrounding water that could be hazardous to the woman. Or maybe it increases the chlorine/ water solute intake in the woman which could also be harmful. Lastly, is it a good idea to use a condom underwater? Seems like the friction would not only hurt but would cause it to break anyway. Thx guys
Why, you planning some sex in a hot tub while Tit is gone?


Posted by: Crono1000



of course by "hazardous to the woman" I mean "will my hand get chapped"


Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000


of course by "hazardous to the woman" I mean "will my hand get chapped"
You don't need to worry about your hand. What you do need to worry about is shrinkage.......


Posted by: CaptainDeadlift

Sex in a hot tub is OK. How long can you hold your breath for?


Posted by: ALBOB

The only thing you need to worry about is bacteria. Make sure the water's clean............................at least BEFORE you start.


Posted by: Crono1000

what do you mean "clean?" Clean as in free of chlorine or clean as in Dero wasn't in it first?


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000 clean as in Dero wasn't in it first?



If he was you need MORE chlorine.


Posted by: david

I think it's ok but why not do it in a heated pool, instead!


Posted by: Titanya

ok.... has anyone here ever had sex in a hot tub before? or are y'all just talking out of your asses


Posted by: J'Bo

ok ok i am here now....haha.

sex in the cholorinated hot tub is fine...however rubbers wont work and may break with the hot water.
better to do it in the ocean or in a fresh water lake.
thats why Canada is great....hey dero...


Posted by: Crono1000

I don't guess there really is chlorine in a hot tub anyway is there?


Posted by: J'Bo

yes, there probably is....or should be....is it a home hot tub? or public?

lubrication sucks underwater btw.


Posted by: Titanya

an indoor home hot tub... an elaborate bath tub


Posted by: J'Bo

ohhhhhhh yah pump away. haha. rubbers still arent good though.. cause of the heat.


Posted by: Titanya

what about like.... "intaking" water.... is that a problem?


Posted by: J'Bo

no its just like when you take a bath....the flower closes....and when your having sex it (i cant believe i am gonna say this) tightly closes capturing what ever chooses to enter. (man i am gonna be in trouble)


Posted by: Titanya

tell me about it! Alboobs gunna have a feild day with this.... but fuck it... this is information I actually think i need to know... thanx for the info J'Bo!


Posted by: TXDeb

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
no its just like when you take a bath....the flower closes....and when your having sex it (i cant believe i am gonna say this) tightly closes capturing what ever chooses to enter. (man i am gonna be in trouble)


OMG! Im cracking up here!

I've done it in a hot tub before.... though I prefer not to do it underwater I definately would prefer to do it in *more* water than in a hot tub.

I say enjoy the foreplay in the tub then get going in the bed (or wherever else)... its more fun that way.

just my $.02


Posted by: Dero

Holly jeeze my name being mentioned TWICE in this thread and I just saw this!!!!

To Chronno...Blow it out your ass!!!!!
J'Bo,you are entierally right honey,specially in the Province of Quebec,man have they got NICE lakes!!!!
Where I will be spending MOST of da summer!!!!
Simply AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm,da hotub...Enjoy it!!!



Posted by: J'Bo

enjoy and your welcome...i understand that a girl sometimes just needs to know these things...pst tell him to hold his breath...and head down south.... sorry couldnt resist.


Posted by: Jodi

Now I can't believe I'm about to say this but if you choose to have sex in a hot tub you better bring a bottle of lube with you. You dry out quickly in the hot water, thats why I like pools better


Posted by: J'Bo

thats what i said....lubby lubby lubby...better on the edge of the pool or hot tub...


Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
ok.... has anyone here ever had sex in a hot tub before? or are y'all just talking out of your asses

yes I have, ta- ta and it was quite fast because she had a boyfriend and fucking her had to be quick! (I was 21 and yes, wore protection).


Posted by: J'Bo

thats terrible.


Posted by: Pepper

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
what about like.... "intaking" water.... is that a problem?

I don't know why, but I was watching the Sunday Night Sex Talk show with that older lady...this question came up and she said that it can be a problem for women who want to have children. That having sex in the tub forces water pressure in places that it should not be.

I do not know if this is true or not, but I do disagree that having sex in a tube is like taking a bath.

For what it is worth.


Posted by: J'Bo

well unless your kat is big and sloppy it aint goona swallow water...unless you keep fully going in and out...which aint gonna happen anyways cause there isnt enough lub.

and secondly...sex in the tub is only bad if you are preggo...not if you ever want to get preggo.


Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
ok.... has anyone here ever had sex in a hot tub before? or are y'all just talking out of your asses
a few times ...


Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
Sex in a hot tub is OK. How long can you hold your breath for?
ummm, about 34 seconds. It's too hot for me ...


Posted by: J'Bo

well here is the master....if you ever need a sexual ? answered NT is your man.


Posted by: craig777

I have a hot tub, and it doesn't have chlorine it has bromine.

The natural lubrication during sex gets washed away in the water, so it doesn't work very well.

Like TxDeb said do the foreplay in the hot tub, and then retire to the bedroom, or like my wife and I have done make love outside under the stars.


Posted by: naturaltan

hey now ... easy ...


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
tell me about it! Alboobs gunna have a feild day with this.... but fuck it... this is information I actually think i need to know... thanx for the info J'Bo!
WTF? I gave TWO serious answers; #1 make sure the water's clean and #2 add extra chlorine if Dero's been in the tub.


Posted by: Crono1000

because you also pm'ed me saying to take pictures and post them on the board

and the pm didn't sound like it was tit you were wanting pictures of


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000 the pm didn't sound like it was tit you were wanting pictures of
You are correct sir, I was wanting pictures of your sister-in-law.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
thats terrible.
I was young and dumb... what could I say? I was certainly not proud of it.


Posted by: J'Bo

oh ok. how come you arent pmin me?


Posted by: david

I did!!


Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
WTF? I gave TWO serious answers; #1 make sure the water's clean and #2 add extra chlorine if Dero's been in the tub.
WAIT A MINUTE THERE!!!!
I wash every day and sometimes more then once,why is it that I get such a bad rep?????
'Booby!!!!





Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
WAIT A MINUTE THERE!!!!
I wash every day and sometimes more then once,why is it that I get such a bad rep?????
'Booby!!!!
question is... watchu washin with?


Posted by: Dero

Eau de toillet!!!!



Posted by: david

what is that in French, anyways, Dero?


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
question is... watchu washin with?
Damn, ya' beat me to the punch Tit. Nice one.


Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
Damn, ya' beat me to the punch Tit. Nice one.
I learned from da best, pops


Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
I learned from da best, pops

Da best what???




Posted by: Titanya

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
Da best what???
the best bullshitter... naturally


Posted by: Dero

Ah FUQ!!!( thi should maybe be in da FUQ thread,butt...)
Just what we needed another BULLSHIT ARTIST!!!



to TIT!!!


Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000


of course by "hazardous to the woman" I mean "will my hand get chapped"



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

This is a great thread!! I learned a lot. Thanx!!


Posted by: CaptainDeadlift

Quote:
Originally posted by Titanya
I learned from da best, pops
Pops? I see that a little of IT has rubbed off on Tit.


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
Pops? I see that a little of IT has rubbed off on Tit.
I was just thinking the same thing.


Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
This is a great thread!! I learned a lot. Thanx!!
could you maybe tell me what it is that we learned?

I'm having a hard time weeding out all the bullshit




Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
could you maybe tell me what it is that you've learned?
The hell with that Buff, SHOW me what you've learned.


Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
I was just thinking the same thing.
Notice how they(IT and TIT) call the Ol' Man POPS...I'm starting to see a familly resemblance...
MAybe they REALLY are AlBOOB's kids...











Posted by: Crono1000

sugar + spice + everything nice + Chemical X = Powerpuff girls

lizards + snails + puppy dog tails + Chemical XXX = Dirty Old Man


Posted by: ALBOB

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, they do look good enough to be my kids.


Posted by: Crono1000

yet they all claim to have slept with one another



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
yet they all claim to have slept with one another
I NEVER claimed to sleep with Irontime!!!


Posted by: Dero

Right...
S'what you say now...


Posted by: kidda9

Grrrrr wish i lived in USA just for a home hot tub :P.Hard work trying to have sex in a bath 3ft wide and 6ft long.Give up in the end and just went back to my room


Posted by: just_lift

Could you still blow it in her with her getting a big belly.


Posted by: J'Bo

Soooo we need details....did you guys do the tub or what? common we helped you


Posted by: Crono1000

well since she won't tell you I will. I had her screaming so loud we had to vacate the condo due to the avalanche.


Posted by: J'Bo

great to hear....


Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
well since she won't tell you I will. I had her screaming so loud we had to vacate the condo due to the avalanche.
What the.......... Oh lord! How descriptive!!!

Be more in detail like Mr. G!

Now where is the lovely ta-ta? You must've done her osme grave justice... she can barely walk to the computer... obviously!


Posted by: Mr.Guvernment

details are the bets part!!! - BJ's in a 3ft by 6ft tub can be aqward too when your 6'4




want details?...hehe


Posted by: J'Bo

mr.g you sound excited....do you tell her? you know the L word.


Posted by: david




Posted by: Mr.Guvernment



the L word no, not yet - we joke about it though, as in like

"u love me off admit it, how coud u not" type stuff when we kiss and smile @ each other.

just a matter of time before we have a moment where it come sout - it almost has with me.


Posted by: J'Bo

i have been there g and its a great feeling....when it just comes out without even realizing it.....great to hear that you have found someone.


Posted by: Mr.Guvernment

hehe

once or twice it has almost come out, but i cought it - i dont know why but i did, but it seems harder and harder to keep it in (the L word uperverts)


it will likely escape one of these days in out conversations about ho great the other is!



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