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How long is your dong?


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Posted by: Revenant

I'm sure this has been done before, but I wasn't here for it.
How long is your dong (to those who have one)?
Measure it hard, in inches, over the top, and report back here.



Posted by: Revenant

Oh yeah, and tell me your body's height. I want to see if there's any correlation between the two.

I'm about 6 ft, but my dong is only about 5.3 inches. -Yes, I feel inadequate about it.



Posted by: Pianomahnn

I'm a black asian midget.

14 inches, curved insanely right.



Posted by: Rusty

OK, I'll play this game.................

I am 72" tall and my schlong is 8.75" lg in it's hard state, and 1.25" in diameter.....and straight as an arrow.......



Posted by: katie64

Hellooooooooo Rusty........ j/k



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
Hellooooooooo Rusty........ j/k
I know, you want verification........



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
I know, you want verification........
Absolutely.............



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
Absolutely.............

Well, cum on..........



Posted by: katie64

WooHoo..........Oklahoma here I cummmmmmmmmm Your in Oklahomo, Right?



Posted by: katie64

opps, spelled that wrong the 2nd time..........



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
opps, spelled that wrong the 2nd time..........
Yes, and you'll get a spankin for that...........



Posted by: katie64

I'm bending over now............



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
I'm bending over now............

Look out or you'll get whacked...........



Posted by: DFINEST

You two get a freakin room already

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Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
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Posted by: Crono1000

guys, use the chat room if you're gonna cyber, don't bring us into it.

Titanya will tell you that mine is 5 inches, but I'll go ahead and tell the truth, it's 7.

and I'm 6'2''

I've taken Stamina RX before and it makes it get noticably larger when hard. Highly recommend it for your 5 incher.

btw, I'm laughing my ass off at Pianomahn



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
guys, use the chat room if you're gonna cyber, don't bring us into it.



OK.... I'm not going to re-measure this but I will say 7+" and thick.

Now where is the thread on how far can some of us shoot?



Posted by: Crono1000



sploot!



Posted by: david

sploot??

Define that!


This isn't a the TV series show, Batman and Robin, ya know. Maybe Tata can explain sploot!

Dribble= no distance
Wham= "short-powerful in your eye" distance
Squirt= 3 inches??
Fountain= across the room


Do the rest, Cronno.. I have to run to the Nutrition store and gym!



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
OK, I'll play this game.................

I am 72" tall and my schlong is 8.75" lg in it's hard state, and 1.25" in diameter.....and straight as an arrow.......
Katie - come on, I know you dont believe this SHIT..

He probably set the ruler at the bottom of his testicles and started measuring up... which in turn would only leave about 4.2" or so of an actual pecker..






Posted by: david

MJ,

Now that is funny! A lot of guys probably do that though! So, I guess I'm John Holmes then! Almost 11" Wait, I think he was 14"



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by david
MJ,

Now that is funny! A lot of guys probably do that though! So, I guess I'm John Holmes then! Almost 11" Wait, I think he was 14"

David, thank you, thank you

I know its not nice to laugh at the expense of the guy's little pecker, but hey



Posted by: CaptainDeadlift

Quote:
Originally posted by david
I guess I'm John Holmes then! Almost 11"
Good thing it's not another inch long. Then it would be a foot.



Posted by: Prince

Quote:
Originally posted by Revenant
I'm sure this has been done before, but I wasn't here for it.
How long is your dong (to those who have one)?
Measure it hard, in inches, over the top, and report back here.
are you gay?



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Prince
are you gay?

LMAO @ Prince!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Katie - come on, I know you dont believe this SHIT..

He probably set the ruler at the bottom of his testicles and started measuring up... which in turn would only leave about 4.2" or so of an actual pecker..


Did you Rusty..........come on tell the truth, or I'll have to find out for myself..........



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
LMAO @ Prince!
DITTO...........



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
MJ,

Now that is funny! A lot of guys probably do that though! So, I guess I'm John Holmes then! Almost 11" Wait, I think he was 14"
HEY, who's John Holmes ........and I don't see your stats posted MJ, what's up with that...............ummmmmmmmm Davey baby, how are you



Posted by: Revenant

Quote:
Originally posted by Prince
are you gay?
Is that a proposition?

No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just have a strong interest in statistics.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
HEY, who's John Holmes ........and I don't see your stats posted MJ, what's up with that...............ummmmmmmmm Davey baby, how are you

I'm an average joe at 7+.... here... let's me go up my order on Longitude, the pill that makes men grow! Not!!!

Hey Tribulus alone does wonders for me, though!
Mmmnnn... hmmmm... katie! I'm not "hard" to find!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Revenant
Is that a proposition?

No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just have a strong interest in statistics.


I almost believe him Prince because it's a gutsy posts from a relative newbie here!

It could be research. Hey Rev..... what do you do with these stats? Are they for a research paper your doing??

SIDE NOTE: Just that I wonder, too, about the last part your first post though.

QUOTE: "Measure it hard, in inches, over the top, and report back here."



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
WooHoo..........Oklahoma here I cummmmmmmmmm Your in Oklahomo, Right?
hey Katie!
be careful with those guys from Oklahoma...you know the saying..
"where the men are man..and the sheep are nervous!"
Insist on a shower before hand!


Hiya Rusty!




Posted by: higgy87

only my second post but what the hell!

7" long, 5.5" in circumferance (around)

I'm 5'8 on a good day.



Posted by: Burner02

hey!
Welcome to im.com!
ya know...when we usually ask for stats on a new member..it is usally for height, weight, bf %, etc....but I guess this is a start, eh?




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
hey Katie!
be careful with those guys from Oklahoma...you know the saying..
"where the men are man..and the sheep are nervous!"
Insist on a shower before hand!


Hiya Rusty!
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW Oh, it's BAh BAhhhhhhhhhhhh..................hahahaha



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by higgy87
only my second post but what the hell!

7" long, 5.5" in circumferance (around)

I'm 5'8 on a good day.
OK, I got my measuring tape out......................holy shit



Posted by: Burner02

hiya katie!




Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
......................holy shit
you still thinking of Rusty and his barn yard activities??




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
OK, I'll play this game.................

I am 72" tall and my schlong is 8.75" lg in it's hard state, and 1.25" in diameter.....and straight as an arrow.......
Hey Rusty........are you sure about that 1.25" in diameter



Posted by: katie64

Hi Honey..how are you?



Posted by: katie64

I'd think about Rusty anytime, he's one sexy man...........



Posted by: katie64

I'd take him for a ride on his harley, he'd never forget......... j/k



Posted by: Burner02

hmm...do we need to leave you alone with your thoughts?




Posted by: katie64

haha..........hey I don't see your stats here.........



Posted by: katie64

Saving 'em for some lucky woman huh?????????



Posted by: Burner02

yep!
besides..mom taught me not to brag....




Posted by: Prince

Quote:
Originally posted by Revenant
Is that a proposition?

No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just have a strong interest in statistics.
no, but kuso might be interested!

if you like stats you should have made this a poll.



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by Prince
no, but kuso might be interested!

if you like stats you should have made this a poll.
OUCH!!!!

Even da boss is bashing!!!




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Prince
no, but kuso might be interested!

if you like stats you should have made this a poll.
What kind of a POLE............



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Revenant
I'm sure this has been done before, but I wasn't here for it.
How long is your dong (to those who have one)?
Measure it hard, in inches, over the top, and report back here.

Will guys REALLY answer this?? And those who do...will they really tell you the correct measurement??



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Will guys REALLY answer this?? And those who do...will they really tell you the correct measurement??
In one word, "NO".



Posted by: katie64

Why not.............it's not like we're going to be walking around IM saying, hey look there's Joe Blo with the widdel pecker...........LOL Sorry, I'm kinda silly tonight, actually all day............hehehe



Posted by: higgy87

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Will guys REALLY answer this?? And those who do...will they really tell you the correct measurement??

I told the truth



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
In one word, "NO".
Thats kinda what I thought



Posted by: katie64

And we accept your truth...........all of it....................hahaha, christ I need to get out of this thread.............



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Thats kinda what I thought
Hi Buff



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Will guys REALLY answer this?? And those who do...will they really tell you the correct measurement??
those who are saying 10" or more may be stretching..... in other words, what MJ said. To the end of their balls!

I know some girls who are satisfied with 6" and thick... at least that's what they say or lie about!


8" and medium thick is satisfying to most women... at least when I took a poll 8 years ago in Orlando at Good ol' UCF!



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
OUCH!!!!

Even da boss is bashing!!!
He`s just lashing out due to his own sexual inadequacys!

I personally have never measured, but will give you a visual here





Posted by: Burner02

kuso! I didn't know you are an aboriginese tribesman?



Posted by: kuso

Aboriginal Yeah, I didn`t think it necessary to tell all



Posted by: david

I heard that the original picture of that guy was doctored up... like if Dero had something to do with it!

I'm surprised you haven't posted the one of the guy who ties it in knots and stuff!



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by kuso
Aboriginal Yeah, I didn`t think it necessary to tell all
wow! I knew you were from Australia..but I didn't kow you were a REAL native Australian!



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by david


I'm surprised you haven't posted the one of the guy who ties it in knots and stuff!
You mean the picture of ME tieing it in knots?? Hang on





Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
wow! I knew you were from Australia..but I didn't kow you were a REAL native Australian!
Um................ I`m not



Posted by: Burner02

now...you look like an aboriginese..w/ blue balls.....
dude....




Posted by: Burner02

where'd katie go?



Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
kuso! I didn't know you are an aboriginese tribesman?
WTF's an aboriginese Burner????



Posted by: Burner02

you know..one of those australian bushmen. (pardon the bad spelling)



Posted by: Rissole

Yes i knew ya ment an "aboriginal" i just thought that was funny.
Like me or K callin and Indian "Indonese"

You can also call them koories, boongs, etc....



Posted by: Burner02

my ignorance is here for your amusement, my friend!




Posted by: katie64

You guys are tooooooooooo funny.........



Posted by: david

hey... some of us may be lying about our sizes too.... it could be even bigger than stated!



Posted by: Crono1000





Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
Hey Rusty........are you sure about that 1.25" in diameter
I gave you the diameter measurment. The circumference would be 3.9375". That's almost 4 inches around.....



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Mine is about 3" across and an inch thick.





Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Mine is about 3" across and an inch thick.





Posted by: Pianomahnn

Six






































meters.




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
I gave you the diameter measurment. The circumference would be 3.9375". That's almost 4 inches around.....
I'm terrible with measurements unless it's a cup or tbls.......



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
I'm terrible with measurements unless it's a cup or tbls.......
Lets see if I can help you a little...........

diameter = the measurment across a circle.......

Circumference = the measurment around the circle......

Radius = half of the diameter.......

To find the circumference of a circle, take the diameter x pi......

I hope that helps you......



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
Lets see if I can help you a little...........

diameter = the measurment across a circle.......

Circumference = the measurment around the circle......

Radius = half of the diameter.......

To find the circumference of a circle, take the diameter x pi......

I hope that helps you......




Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
HEY, who's John Holmes ........and I don't see your stats posted MJ, what's up with that...............ummmmmmmmm Davey baby, how are you
Well-endowed my dear...

8inches of some well-made schlong....



Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by david
hey... some of us may be lying about our sizes too.... it could be even bigger than stated!

Yea, right! Whatever!! LMAO!!



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
Lets see if I can help you a little...........

diameter = the measurment across a circle.......

Circumference = the measurment around the circle......

Radius = half of the diameter.......

To find the circumference of a circle, take the diameter x pi......

I hope that helps you......
Katie - let me help you out..

the formula is 2xPixRadius or PiXdiameter

either will work since radius by 2 is the the diameter

And Pi would be 3.14159

so in Rusty's case its 0.8 X 3.14159 = leaving him with about 2.5 inches of Dick (or whatever it is he has down there) if he is lucky



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Katie - let me help you out..

the formula is 2xPixRadius or PiXdiameter

either will work since radius by 2 is the the diameter

And Pi would be 3.14159

so in Rusty's case its 0.8 X 3.14159 = leaving him with about 2.5 inches of Dick (or whatever it is he has down there) if he is lucky




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by MJ23
Well-endowed my dear...

8inches of some well-made schlong....
Are you talking about yourself or your experience with John Holmes.......... j/k



Posted by: david

All this talk about John Holmes.... I think Katie wants Johnny Wad herself!



Posted by: Revenant

Quote:
Originally posted by david
I almost believe him Prince because it's a gutsy posts from a relative newbie here!

It could be research. Hey Rev..... what do you do with these stats? Are they for a research paper your doing??

SIDE NOTE: Just that I wonder, too, about the last part your first post though.

QUOTE: "Measure it hard, in inches, over the top, and report back here."

I guess that does sound a bit gay.

If I was really gay, I'd probably pose as a woman.



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
All this talk about John Holmes.... I think Katie wants Johnny Wad herself!
I still don't know who he is............. Do I even want to know???????? Nope, you guys are much better, I'm sure............



Posted by: david

I'd say no because why would anyone wants to see his nasty ass gay-aids ridden dong??

The answer to your other part, Katie is "yes"



Posted by: Tank316

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
Lets see if I can help you a little...........

diameter = the measurment across a circle.......

Circumference = the measurment around the circle......

Radius = half of the diameter.......

To find the circumference of a circle, take the diameter x pi......

I hope that helps you......
which none pretains to you stubby.



Posted by: Pemburu

Not that any of this really matters in the Long run, but here's a little info on the topic at hand..... or in hand.

Please note: All data is approx 10 yrs old. With the advent of spam...... I mean.. Penis growth pills, We know this info is now at least 3" short of the mark...... or your money back.



Length and Circumference Discussion



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by Pemburu
Not that any of this really matters in the Long run, but here's a little info on the topic at hand..... or in hand.

Please note: All data is approx 10 yrs old. With the advent of spam...... I mean.. Penis growth pills, We know this info is now at least 3" short of the mark...... or your money back.



Length and Circumference Discussion
What Pem,you know that for a fact,you tried it?????



Posted by: Rusty

Quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
which none pretains to you stubby.
Don't make me open a can of whoop ass..........



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
Don't make me open a can of whoop ass..........
I DARE ya!!!!




Posted by: david

Just for your info... he actually looks decent here!






Posted by: sawheet

I am two inches

























From the ground!!!!!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by sawheet
I am two inches

























From the ground!!!!!




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Just for your info... he actually looks decent here!


Is J. Wade...John Holmes, and really David who cares, I was joking, hhhhmmmmm, do you really think I would be interested in that,
I'm not much on lowering my standards seriously j/k



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
I'd say no because why would anyone wants to see his nasty ass gay-aids ridden dong??

The answer to your other part, Katie is "yes"
YUCK< YUCK< YUCK Back to my original statement, you guys are 2000% better, individually........... J. Wade is yucky......hope that's not, like, your best friend David



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Tank316
which none pretains to you stubby.

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
Don't make me open a can of whoop ass..........
I don't see your stats on here Tank, and with a name like that, woooweeeee



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
YUCK< YUCK< YUCK Back to my original statement, you guys are 2000% better, individually........... J. Wade is yucky......hope that's not, like, your best friend David
Nope, not like me one iota!

But I thought that J.H. was quite funny, though!

Sorry if the picture offended you but that too, I thought was funny bc/ of the many hands it took to cover him up!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Nope, not like me one iota!

But I thought that J.H. was quite funny, though!

Sorry if the picture offended you but that too, I thought was funny bc/ of the many hands it took to cover him up!
Is he that big......who would want to be with him..........

Offend me, not hardly honey, I've been through the trenches, not much bothers me.............unless you touch my heart........



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
Is he that big......who would want to be with him..........

Offend me, not hardly honey, I've been through the trenches, not much bothers me.............unless you touch my heart........
Bigger!!! J/K. I think it's funny because the vaginal depth is like either 5-6" correct? So where the hell does the rest go? I know... I'm just kidding. It's called the painful cervix and beyond! But some women like that? I could be completely wrong here! What do I know? I don't have 14"



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Bigger!!! J/K. I think it's funny because the vaginal depth is like either 5-6" correct? So where the hell does the rest go? I know... I'm just kidding. It's called the painful cervix and beyond! But some women like that? I could be completely wrong here! What do I know? I don't have 14"
Geez, david, did ya have to put it on the table like that........



Posted by: david

Hee Hee! Well, I was hoping someone would elaborate the theory for me! But not to worry. I've had my sex education and then some (experiences)



Posted by: Fade99

Mines 5.75-6" long and 6" in circumference

Butterfly can verify.



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Quote:
Originally posted by sawheet
I am two inches

























From the ground!!!!!
When laying on your stomach?



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Bigger!!! J/K. I think it's funny because the vaginal depth is like either 5-6" correct? So where the hell does the rest go? I know... I'm just kidding. It's called the painful cervix and beyond! But some women like that? I could be completely wrong here! What do I know? I don't have 14"
I know I can handleabout 5.5" without pain or discomfort, but when I am drunk I can take any size on



Posted by: david

Uh-oh! It's the long awaited anticipated return of MG!!! WHere the heck you been?



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
When laying on your stomach?
too funny..........



Posted by: Burner02

quote:
Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
When laying on your stomach?


too funny..........


__________________
HA HA!
That would mean...sawweet's....an...Innie!




Posted by: J'Bo

ok i cant belive this thread is actually 4 pages long...is this some kind of personal ad?



Posted by: Burner02

oh...it sounds personal...I'd say...



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
ok i cant belive this thread is actually 4 pages long...is this some kind of personal ad?
ummmmmmmmmm, what was the topic...........



Posted by: katie64

Can you tell, we were bored without you J'bo, plus it's Rusty's fault for telling how big he was................



Posted by: J'Bo

rusty was telling how big he wish he was

bored...i would say so..



Posted by: dg806

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
rusty was telling how big he wish he was

bored...i would say so..
Yep!!!!!!!! Hey Katie, when I go see the old fart, you can hop a ride and we will all have fun!!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by dg806
Yep!!!!!!!! Hey Katie, when I go see the old fart, you can hop a ride and we will all have fun!!
Old, how old is he............. I love older men, hehe, well not that old......................LOL



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
rusty was telling how big he wish he was

bored...i would say so..




Posted by: Burner02

'morning, katie!
Luv to stick around and chat...but..relief just showed up..and headed HOME!
good night!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
'morning, katie!
Luv to stick around and chat...but..relief just showed up..and headed HOME!
good night!
night honey, have a good one



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
rusty was telling how big he wish he was

bored...i would say so..





Posted by: Rusty

OK, all you guys/gals are becoming a pain in the ass........



Posted by: MJ23

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
OK, all you guys/gals are becoming a pain in the ass........
Oh yeah, now thats a real winner

You would think that with a 2inch dick, you would have enough blood flow to keep those brain cells working properly



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Rusty
OK, all you guys/gals are becoming a pain in the ass........
But we love............

















picking on you Rusty



Posted by: katie64

I don't think this thread turned out like Revenant had planned...............hehe



Posted by: Burner02

well..it IS entertaining....

besides, didn't someone, Dave I think put it, like we would really tell out actual sizes....
I am not gonna run home and grab a tape measure and jot it down.



Posted by: katie64

Very entertaining, hey didn't you say in your PM that you were 10"...........



Posted by: Burner02

...and that was when it was C O L D ! ! !




Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
...and that was when it was C O L D ! ! !


Hey you ever had a BJ when the woman had ice in her mouth.............



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64


Hey you ever had a BJ when the woman had ice in her mouth.............
...um...is this an...offer?? You kow...I AM....on an Air FOrce base....I lamost have my pilot's license...I could snag an F-16 (figure out how to start it..) and be there....



(or, not yet....guess I haven't met the right woman..yet..)



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64


Hey you ever had a BJ when the woman had ice in her mouth.............

No, I like it to stay hot, huge and ready to explode and ice is not fuel to a fire..

More like a "shrink a dink" to me!



Posted by: Burner02

I heard that japanese women have a trick that includes tooth paste on one side of their mouths and crushed ice on the other...supposedly...mind boggling...



Posted by: J'Bo

this is a pretty racey thread.....almost as bad as the food one...remember that old one dave?....



Posted by: Burner02

yeah...we need your input too....
hhmmm...J'bo...input....hhmmm.....




Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
this is a pretty racey thread.....almost as bad as the food one...remember that old one dave?....

You mean Food concoction thread? If not, then "no".



Posted by: pmorphy1

you straight guys really have a thing about dick size



Posted by: pmorphy1

gotta know how to use it man ---



Posted by: pmorphy1

listen im sure your a hot guy dick size is unimportant---what kind of lover you are-----paul[size=4]



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
No, I like it to stay hot, huge and ready to explode and ice is not fuel to a fire..

More like a "shrink a dink" to me!
I know, some men actually like it, well only one that I know of a long time ago.........brrrrrrrr



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
listen im sure your a hot guy dick size is unimportant---what kind of lover you are-----paul[size=4]
Hmmmm, and what kind of a lover might you be???



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
I heard that japanese women have a trick that includes tooth paste on one side of their mouths and crushed ice on the other...supposedly...mind boggling...
I don't know about the tooth paste, but the crushed ice makes you stay hard for a very long time...............Probably cuz it's frozen



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
this is a pretty racey thread.....almost as bad as the food one...remember that old one dave?....
Was dat the one that involved Jam Buster!!!!!

I don't remember it either...
Hmmmm,and da watermelon?????



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
I don't know about the tooth paste, but the crushed ice makes you stay hard for a very long time...............Probably cuz it's frozen
Like Foreigner sang "You're Cold as ICE!!!"

Ice is when I put my turtle neck on!!!!
I'm shrinking!!!!!



Posted by: david

exactly..... I wish I had ice cubes down there last night when this gay guy was checking me out last night along with a 55 year old lady who smoked like a chimney and looked like it's own charcoal (skin tone)

Hey Katie,

Another thing about the ice cubes.... I know an erection is technically swollen but ice is the last way I want to "shrink the dink" ........

Can you think of a better way to make an erection go down?

I'm still waiting for the heated Sapphire to respond here! Can one of us pry her out of the woodwork?



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Dero
Was dat the one that involved Jam Buster!!!!!

I don't remember it either...
Hmmmm,and da watermelon?????

I think it's the Concoction thread but in terms of "racey" I'm unsure what that means at this moment. Wish I was drunk! Then I'd know!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
exactly..... I wish I had ice cubes down there last night when this gay guy was checking me out last night along with a 55 year old lady who smoked like a chimney and looked like it's own charcoal (skin tone)

Hey Katie,

Another thing about the ice cubes.... I know an erection is technically swollen but ice is the last way I want to "shrink the dink" ........

Can you think of a better way to make an erection go down?

I'm still waiting for the heated Sapphire to respond here! Can one of us pry her out of the woodwork?
She's in Aruba with her husband David.............






Posted by: david

wow, that's the third person I know that went this week!

Are they having a blow-out ( ) sale down in Aruba or something!

How are ya, Katie??



Posted by: pmorphy1

a good one babe--only not into chicks ----b ut its all the same right??????



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
a good one babe--only not into chicks ----b ut its all the same right??????
Yep, good for you honey as long as your happy, that's really all that matters, life is definitely too short............



Posted by: Dero

Tell me about it...



One more show to go!!!!!!!!



Posted by: pmorphy1

THATS WHAT I SAY===EASIER SAID THEN DONE



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Can you think of a better way to make an erection go down?
Keep thinking Rosanne Arnold nekkid....over and over...it works..




Posted by: david

that is gross, Burner!



Posted by: Burner02

yeah...but...effective!



Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
yeah...we need your input too....
hhmmm...J'bo...input....hhmmm.....
sorry not my style.

dave= unsure of what racy means? ask dero :lol;

dero= umm jambusters...the watermealon one was funny...those were the old days when i was young and so inexperienced



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo


dave= unsure of what racy means? ask dero :lol;
Derooooooooooooooooooo! Oh Dero!



Posted by: pmorphy1

i think women cause you guys to go limp---they can be aggitating



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment

6'4 tall and it is 7.9' last time i checked

i used to be 8.2 when i was thinner (150lbs now @ 210)) - the flab is getting big down there..lol sad i know - so got to get that extra length back.

width - i think i am about and inch 1' to maybe 1.2 - never checked that.

Thanks for the description there Mr. G!



Posted by: Crono1000



"yes and there is a mole slightly below the pee hole, which is triangular shaped due to a scarring incident with an inexperienced chick with braces and her first time giving oral."



Posted by: Mr.Guvernment

^^^

You have one too!!! i though i was the only one - does your have that single long hair coming out of it?


lol

your welcome David - i know u could not sleep with out knowing!



Posted by: Crono1000





Posted by: pmorphy1

MEATY CUT 7" BIG KNOB



Posted by: pmorphy1

HEY DAVE---AND YOU HOW BIG?????? HANDSOME GUY LIKE YOU!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment
^^^

You have one too!!! i though i was the only one - does your have that single long hair coming out of it?


lol

your welcome David - i know u could not sleep with out knowing!

Well, at least I know why your babe is smiling!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
MEATY CUT 7" BIG KNOB

Ummnnn... words like Meaty and Big knob..... Cronno... it's all yours!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
HEY DAVE---AND YOU HOW BIG?????? HANDSOME GUY LIKE YOU!!!

Rule #1- When a guy ask another guy about his size.. The other guy does NOT answer.


That's the first rule and the last rule!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Rule #1- When a guy ask another guy about his size.. The other guy does NOT answer.


That's the first rule and the last rule!
And he said you were handsome honey, which you are........

You big hunky stud you............



Posted by: david

Not funny, Katie!!!

But thank you for the compliments though... that is if you really mean it!



Posted by: Crono1000


um... no that's ok, u can "handle" this one david





Posted by: david

Hey Pmor is from NJ! Maybe he can check FS's package out! !!!



Posted by: firestorm

hahahahaha your a funny guy there David. I'm only assuming Pmor is a GUY!!! YA big jerk. hahahaha



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Not funny, Katie!!!

But thank you for the compliments though... that is if you really mean it!
I meant it..........I know you love women..........



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
hahahahaha your a funny guy there David. I'm only assuming Pmor is a GUY!!! YA big jerk. hahahaha

I'm confused bc/ first he talks about 7" of his/hers then they confuse me even more by calling me those names which could be in humor. Until they come back and set the record straight we will all know. I PRAY that it's a female!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by david
I'm confused bc/ first he talks about 7" of his/hers then they confuse me even more by calling me those names which could be in humor. Until they come back and set the record straight we will all know. I PRAY that it's a female!
He's not a female, nor is he into them, read back(bottom of page 5), but hey each to their own........

He seems genuine...........



Posted by: firestorm

Dave I'm 99% sure its a guy bro.



Posted by: J'Bo

dave has a boyfriend...dave has a boyfriend

opps maybe it had something to do with that post i made about you being gay.



Posted by: firestorm

braaaaaahahahahaha at dave being gay post



Posted by: firestorm

Quote:
Originally posted by katie64
He's not a female, nor is he into them, read back(bottom of page 5), but hey each to their own........

He seems genuine...........
he must be from New Hope, NJ. that is where we keep all our homosexuals locked up here in Jersey.



Posted by: Dero

Quote:
Originally posted by david
Derooooooooooooooooooo! Oh Dero!
EH DAVE,don't you EVER,EVER use that tone of voice ,
when saying my name!!!











Posted by: firestorm

Hey you better be careful there Dero,, Dave is like 2 of you!!! hahahaha



Posted by: Dero

The bigger they are the harder they fall...

















































ON YOU!!!




Posted by: firestorm

Actually we shouldn't talk about how big David is. That PMS guy is probably getting turned on. hahaha He is into Dave ya know Dero.



Posted by: J'Bo

i heard that his ass is tight and great for smackin.....and he likes men :sorry dave:



Posted by: pmorphy1

OK THANKS KATIE FOR YOUR SUPPORT COMON GUYS YOU KNOW IM A GUY AND WHY CAN'T I ASK ABOUT DICK SIZE NOT THAT IT MATTERS YES KATIE IM GENUINE AND ITS A COMPLIMENT WHEN I ADMIRE ANOTHER GUY SO GET OVER IT--YOUR ONLY GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY SO I LIKE TALKING TO MASCULINE STRAIGHT GUYS IS THAT A CRIME I'VE OPENED A PANDORAS BOX IT SEEMS ---SORRY IF THIS MAKES YOU ALL UNEASY BUT I LIKE YOU ALL.........CAN I BE IN THE LOOP OR NOT----PLEASE SPARE ME THE NEW HOPE BIT!!!!!!



Posted by: katie64

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
OK THANKS KATIE FOR YOUR SUPPORT COMON GUYS YOU KNOW IM A GUY AND WHY CAN'T I ASK ABOUT DICK SIZE NOT THAT IT MATTERS YES KATIE IM GENUINE AND ITS A COMPLIMENT WHEN I ADMIRE ANOTHER GUY SO GET OVER IT--YOUR ONLY GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY SO I LIKE TALKING TO MASCULINE STRAIGHT GUYS IS THAT A CRIME I'VE OPENED A PANDORAS BOX IT SEEMS ---SORRY IF THIS MAKES YOU ALL UNEASY BUT I LIKE YOU ALL.........CAN I BE IN THE LOOP OR NOT----PLEASE SPARE ME THE NEW HOPE BIT!!!!!!
Your welcome, I compliment 'em all the time and as I said each to their own...........none of my bizness......... Besides everyone comes here with a purpose, I'm sure yours isn't to pick up guys........oh, that's my purpose........right Rusty (not really)



Posted by: pmorphy1

YOUR A DOLL---WELL AT LEAST I STIRRED THE SHIT ALITTLE---LATER HOPE THE "MACHO GUYS" ACCEPPT ME IN THE LOOP THATS ALL I REALLY EVER WANTED---SCHOOL GYM---ETC...EVEN HERE...



Posted by: J'Bo

hey p here is a tip.


if you want to get in the loop....dont ask the guys what their penis size is....just insult them and that will make you one of the gang



Posted by: pmorphy1

got it babe----YOUR THE QUEEN



Posted by: pmorphy1

HEY FELLAS ---DAVE--ETC., YOU ALL MUST HAVER ISSUES I NEVER SO MUCH BANTER FROM ONE POST------YOU KNOW YOUR ALL IN THE GYM FOR OTHER GUYS TO ADMIRE!!!!!!! ITS NORMAL TO BE CURIOUS ACT ON FELLAS ----THIS ISN'T A DRESS REHERSAL YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!! LATER



Posted by: dg806

I think I can speak for most guys here...................we are not trying to impress guys!!!!! Now women with big boobs!!!!!!!



Posted by: J'Bo

k that was an insult?
you need work my friend.
plus take your damn caps off and stop yelling.
younins hey dg....they have so much to learn.



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally posted by dg806
I think I can speak for most guys here...................we are not trying to impress guys!!!!! Now women with big boobs!!!!!!!
dg....

that's women with big boobs AND nice, tight asses

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama



Posted by: Dale Mabry

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
OK THANKS KATIE FOR YOUR SUPPORT COMON GUYS YOU KNOW IM A GUY AND WHY CAN'T I ASK ABOUT DICK SIZE NOT THAT IT MATTERS YES KATIE IM GENUINE AND ITS A COMPLIMENT WHEN I ADMIRE ANOTHER GUY SO GET OVER IT--YOUR ONLY GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY SO I LIKE TALKING TO MASCULINE STRAIGHT GUYS IS THAT A CRIME I'VE OPENED A PANDORAS BOX IT SEEMS ---SORRY IF THIS MAKES YOU ALL UNEASY BUT I LIKE YOU ALL.........CAN I BE IN THE LOOP OR NOT----PLEASE SPARE ME THE NEW HOPE BIT!!!!!!

This is the longest sentence ever. Women hate men who don't write properly. He who doesn't punctuate, masturbates...

Just kidding welcome whomever you are...



Posted by: Crono1000

hmm... I'm not reading this thread but I heard someone say boobs and ass so I came over... what did I miss?



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
braaaaaahahahahaha at dave being gay post

J'bo!!! <<<==== FS is sticking up for me!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
dave has a boyfriend...dave has a boyfriend

opps maybe it had something to do with that post i made about you being gay.





Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by pmorphy1
OK THANKS KATIE FOR YOUR SUPPORT COMON GUYS YOU KNOW IM A GUY AND WHY CAN'T I ASK ABOUT DICK SIZE NOT THAT IT MATTERS YES KATIE IM GENUINE AND ITS A COMPLIMENT WHEN I ADMIRE ANOTHER GUY SO GET OVER IT--YOUR ONLY GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY SO I LIKE TALKING TO MASCULINE STRAIGHT GUYS IS THAT A CRIME I'VE OPENED A PANDORAS BOX IT SEEMS ---SORRY IF THIS MAKES YOU ALL UNEASY BUT I LIKE YOU ALL.........CAN I BE IN THE LOOP OR NOT----PLEASE SPARE ME THE NEW HOPE BIT!!!!!!

I have no problems with gay people... I live in S. Florida...worked in NYC and ATL!

BTW, please take the cap locks off!

You seem cool enough. Just take it easy and have fun with all of us.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
hmm... I'm not reading this thread but I heard someone say boobs and ass so I came over... what did I miss?

You also missed FS's ass hurting .... some other guy's dick and maybe Crash's balls!



Posted by: pmorphy1

thanks dave---i had a feeling you were cool------paul



Posted by: J'Bo

OMG dont tell these people your real name......they are all stockers.....your in so much trouble......the like little boys that wear red tights too......right fire......




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