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Posted by: Freeman

Ok, so what should I do guys? Tonight, there is a party. It's already almost 10:30, but the party doesn't start till like 12 I think or later. I'd go with my friends and there is a girl one of them works with at Uno's, she's a hostess there, and I could probably "hook up" with her cuz I know she wants me and she'll be drinking I'm sure. Thing is, I need to get up and hit hte gym. I hate going to the gym in the evening when it is busier, so I always go in the AM. Now, I work till like 6:30, so I COULD go after work to the gym. It's just so wierd for me to be up so late and all just to get laid!?!?! am I crazy or what?!

Posted by: J'Bo

yah your crazy....go for the ASS and do some old fashioned cardio...if it was a scheduled weight day then be creative and press her or something....

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally posted by J'Bo
yah your crazy....go for the ASS and do some old fashioned cardio...if it was a scheduled weight day then be creative and press her or something....

j-
You've got some g-reat! ideas!
I can just see it now:
Have said girl stand over you.
Place hands on her thighs..lower her to you..then press off, repeat...

Posted by: ArduousMeister

Or you could go home early and take care of things yourself because that way you would be able to get up and go to the gym in the moring.

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

I agree with J'Bo! Go for it while you have the opportunity. You can workout the gym details.

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

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Originally posted by ArduousMeister
Or you could go home early and take care of things yourself because that way you would be able to get up and go to the gym in the moring.

He was asking for advice....NOT what you would do!!

j/k I couldn't resist!!

Posted by: Freeman

hahaha you guys seriously are great....I knew I'd get awesome responses...

I went to the party, it was SO fucking, but she was there and looking hotter than ever. But, the people I was with didn't want to stay, and neither did the girl, she disappeared and my friends dragged me out cuz they wanted to leave...this girl left right aftger us..so, I didn't get any, but there WILL be other opportunities for sure.

going to bed at 2am, I shall wake up at 9am, gym at 10am..now I don't have to go after work! Yippee!!!!

Posted by: Burner02

all that worrying for nuthin?

Posted by: Freeman

for real

Posted by: J'Bo

next time ditch the dudes and go for the chick

Posted by: Freeman

haha yeah I know....but the chick said she was going to be going home soon anyway cuz she had to wake up pretty early....but we're gonna try to get something going tonight...

Posted by: ArduousMeister

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Originally posted by J'Bo

next time ditch the dudes and go for the chick

I say it is always smart to take a woman's advice, well when its this advise anyways.

Posted by: ArduousMeister

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Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
He was asking for advice....NOT what you would do!!

j/k I couldn't resist!!

I guess I was asking for this kind of response

Posted by: J'Bo

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Originally posted by freeman1504
haha yeah I know....but the chick said she was going to be going home soon anyway cuz she had to wake up pretty early....but we're gonna try to get something going tonight...

oh brother freeman you have so much to learn...she meant:
she needs to go home soon= meaning she would like you to go with her
wake up pretty early= she wants to go to the bedroom soon
something going tonight= you better pre-plan

now thats the female decoding you were looking for

Posted by: Freeman

bada bing! haha thanks J'bo!

Posted by: J'Bo

you think i was joking dont you

Posted by: Freeman

NO! I don't at all. In fact, you are probably absolutely right. I'm just not used to this sort of thing. I dated a girl for 3 years, when most other people were out dating and going thru these things. I'm just a bit behind in the dating game. And I'm pretty shy when it comes to girls too. She kept trying to get me to drink last night but I had to explain to her that it wasn't my cheat day and only on cheat days will I drink...and if I drink it WON'T be beer. Then she had to talk to my friend and had to move in front of me to whisper something in her ear, and she bent over and put her ass right in my face..god damn, I'm such a fool!!!

Posted by: J'Bo

oh thats a great story...go getem tiger

Posted by: Freeman

Thanks! I'll sure as hell try. If only i wasn't on a bit of a cut diet, I'm much more bold and daring when I've had a few shots of vodka or tequila in me. I would probably not be too shy. But, alas, I am more dedicated to get fit than I am to get laid. If this all fails, it's back to downloading porno online, right? It's worked for the past year, it'll just have to do!

Posted by: pogo

I really like to ride my bike...And workout...But even after being married to my wife a long time!!! Sex or excersise hmmm! this shouldnt even be an issue! Especially when I was in my 20's!
All I am saying is Balance is the secret!

Posted by: Mudge

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Originally posted by freeman1504
She kept trying to get me to drink last night but I had to explain to her that it wasn't my cheat day and only on cheat days will I drink...and if I drink it WON'T be beer. Then she had to talk to my friend and had to move in front of me to whisper something in her ear, and she bent over and put her ass right in my face..god damn, I'm such a fool!!!

Did you bite it?

If I were a stud like you I'd have went for it man, since I am me I will just read your amazing stories.

Posted by: Burner02

freeman..I'm gona have to go w/ pogo on this one...
you had a girl throwing herself at you..and you..you..you...
damn, I canot even finish this..
you told her it wasn't a cheat day?
Where's PB when u need him?
You ever thought about getting a part time job @ a nudie bar or night club? I swear you will over come this shyness real quick! Trust me!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Bump on the nudie bar.

Can I go?

Posted by: Burner02

road trip! to......the NUDIE BAR!

Posted by: Burner02

remember, bring plenty of dollar bills! 'Cuase they don't accept american express!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

What about food stamps?

Posted by: Burner02

where are you...arkansas?

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Southern IL,

Close.

Posted by: Burner02

heh heh...
where the men are men, and their sisters are nervous!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

And cousins get the second chance.

Posted by: Burner02

hey..I've got this cousin...
that's it. I have a cousin..

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Off the record, I've got a cousin I'd love to bang.

cough, cough**How was that game?

Posted by: Burner02

what's his name?

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

I think it

Begins with "B"

Ends with "R"

Posted by: Burner02

oh stop..you're making me all misty....

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Make use of the nudie bars in Colorado? Or do you do the strippin'?

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