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Posted by: djrx06





Posted by: shortstuff

hey now what is that tongue for now???????????



Posted by: djrx06

Don't know, figured I'd throw it in there for some reason......



Posted by: shortstuff

well put that thing to some good use then



Posted by: naturaltan

... wow, you don't see offers like that often ... although with my tongue ring, I get offers offering to see if it really works



Posted by: shortstuff

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! And does it???????



Posted by: naturaltan

quick story ... I had my first dentist appointment. Being paranoid about it getting in the way, I took it out. From the time I took it out to the time I tried to put it back in, it couldn't have been an hour. When I told the missus that I couldn't get the ring back in, she insisted we go down and have it put back in.



Posted by: shortstuff

LOL That is hillarious, then I will take that as a yes Hmmmmm might have to talk to Darren



Posted by: djrx06

I used to have 3 tongue rings, imagine that.



Posted by: shortstuff

no way!!! wow, you must have been a big hit



Posted by: naturaltan

Yeppers!! While we were in Hedo (Jamaica), I had a line up waiting to see how good I could use it - no complaints



Posted by: djrx06

Yeah unfortunately only my girlfriend at the time got to experience it. Oh well.....



Posted by: shortstuff

why did you take it out????



Posted by: djrx06

Work, stinking Work.



Posted by: shortstuff

dumb work, they need to have an option to work or not.



Posted by: J'Bo

you guys are whores

in 12 monthes i am never workin again



Posted by: J'Bo

nice location shorty your too sweet



Posted by: djrx06

in 12 months your never working again?



Posted by: J'Bo

thats right.
training isnt considered work to me.
it wakes me up every morning and gets me going.
its my passion and what i will be doing full time by next year.
thats the goal anyways
plus winter 2004-2005 Jennys Fitness Factory will be opening.



Posted by: djrx06

Nice work love.......I didn't know of any of these plans/goals...




Posted by: J'Bo

geuss its cause you never asked



Posted by: shortstuff

you tow are so cute, i wanna be a member of jenny's fitness factory



Posted by: djrx06

We are?
Me 2



Posted by: Rissole

wouldnt you call it Jen's bubble butt factory
Guess vyou wouldnt get too many clients, would ya....



Posted by: shortstuff

hey i would join that But then again I already have a bubble butt. MOrning hotties Water has gone down a bit but still feeling fat but what is new LOL I think I will feel ft even if I ever get down, if.



Posted by: djrx06

I would join it too but I am in the same boat as SS, already got that bubble butt......

J'bo you will achieve bubble butt status in no time



Posted by: J'Bo

hey phatty silly beauty.
i am not cute.
everyone that comes to town can train at my place for free

rissy nice of you to stop by hun

dj had fun chattin with you last night.

shorty as always to you



Posted by: J'Bo

BTW i think that my butt is bubbly already...even though you dont think so



Posted by: djrx06

yup nothing like beating up a backboard to make some music.....right?



Posted by: djrx06





Posted by: shortstuff

LOL chatty kathy's over here aren't we



Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by djrx06
yup nothing like beating up a backboard to make some music.....right?
oh brother...dont even start with me today mr

i cant talk so dont get me all riled up

psst dont forget to pm me when she emails yah.



Posted by: djrx06

Ok MRS. Backboard.......



Posted by: J'Bo

you wish

i am heading to the gym in a couple hours cant wait cause i have a spotter today so i am gonna have a GREAT workout.



Posted by: shortstuff

I am jealous, I wish I had someone who could be a consistent spotter



Posted by: sawheet

Oh to be Jbos or SS spotter, that would be a dream cum true!!!, lying leg curls anyone



Posted by: J'Bo

he isnt a very good spotter but he worked



Posted by: Jenny

Hey sweet thang
How are ya today?



Posted by: J'Bo

ooohhhh someone has a headache

Last night i went to a movie with my ex and then we picked up some booze and headed over to a popular area of town where everyone walks from lounge to lounge. We met up with 4 friends and proceeded to drink. They made me i swear. First i started off with Malibu and Pineapple then i went to Redbull and Vodka and then we started on some Tequila shots after that me and a girlfriend stumbled off to grab some mix from a store down the street. We grabbed mix and i of course grabbed some caramel apple suckers (a must for me) We laughed and walked/stumbled down the street and met up with our friends and headed over to a party.
We got to the party and after more Malibu and 7's we decided to play this game called "bottle walking". Now the game may sounds very dangerous when your sober but when pissed its a blast. You take 2 empty beer bottles, one in each hand. Put your feet one a line and walk your hands out (the are on the bottles) as far as you can reach and then drop one bottle and put all your body weight and both hands on the one bottle and get back to the line without touching your body to the floor. Needless to say there were 8 guys and 3 girls there and i KICKED everyones ass. People thought i was a hero and its was funny.
After the bottle walking we decided to go for a walk (bad idea). We walked/stumbled around town (about 15 of us) and as we came upon a ritzy area of town Ms.Jenny B decided it would be fun to go swimming in one of the condo's fountains. so me and my friend were slashing around and having a blast as the security gaurd just watched us
after about 2 hours of walking/stumbling/swimming we headed back to the party...soaking wet of course.
At about 5:30am i was done and went home to bed. I woke up at 1:30pm this afternoon and have been lazy assin around nursin this headache. Had a blast and proved to be the bottle walkin queen
cant wait til next weekend. this non-drinking girl just found a new habit (jk of course)
ok time to head to bed cause my head feels as big as a bus and my hand and wrists and chest are soooooooo sore from that damn bottle walkin and swimmin...i have bruises everywhere and for some reason a bite mark on my waist damn gotta love nights like those.



Posted by: Jenny

Jenny! That's SHOCKING information! I can't believe you did all of that I'm glad you had some fun though



Posted by: firestorm

Jen, Jen, Jen. tut tut tut tut. I'm very disturbed by all of this. I thought we had an agreement regarding the EX??? We are not to socialize with him for reasons we have spoken about? Must I come there and put you over my knee? With the exception of that, I'm glad you had a wonderful time. Good news for sure. You deserved it. the fun that is, not the hangover. hahahaha



Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
Jen, Jen, Jen. tut tut tut tut. I'm very disturbed by all of this. I thought we had an agreement regarding the EX??? We are not to socialize with him for reasons we have spoken about? Must I come there and put you over my knee? With the exception of that, I'm glad you had a wonderful time. Good news for sure. You deserved it. the fun that is, not the hangover. hahahaha
Be disturbed if you want...we talked and i put my foot down about how he treated me...we figured things out and he is a great friend...i am not going to stop being friends with someone when they were my best friend for 5 years...he is moving away at the end of the month and we have a great time together...laugh alot and we know that breaking up has been the best thing for eachother cause we are happier than ever AS INDIVIDUALS.
As for the hangover...i still have it and need to go home and sleep instead of working



Posted by: naturaltan

... oh how you would have fit right in here that night.



Posted by: Jenny

Am I the "ignore her" chick of the day or something



Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by naturaltan
... oh how you would have fit right in here that night.


Jenny...i would never ignore you hun. i know that it was shocking that i am a boozer now...not proud of it though.



Posted by: Jenny

Okay.. Now I'm happy again!



Posted by: naturaltan

the night you missed us in town here ... your party explanation (taking a dip in the fountain, stumbling around the town, etc) is exactly how much fun we have.



Posted by: J'Bo

oh i see NT...yep we will do it soon

Jenny...me to...only my headache is TERRIBLE



Posted by: naturaltan

is the Calgary move still a possibility? You'd be a 3 hour drive away ...



Posted by: J'Bo

Yes its still a possibility but not for a year or two will have to see how things go here.



Posted by: naturaltan

ok ... well Banff it is! Bring on the cold



Posted by: djrx06

Morning to my Tequila Lover.......



Posted by: shortstuff

afternoon hottie



Posted by: djrx06

Where's J'bo?



Posted by: shortstuff

i think napping,



Posted by: sawheet

Good evening my little sweet pot



Posted by: Rissole

Ohhhh.... That bender.....
Sounds like fun J wish i hadda been there



Posted by: J'Bo

Ohhh the headache is finally gone however i have a strange bruise on my chin and butt (sorry ris). My chest feels like a was pressing a small army



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
ooohhhh someone has a headache

Last night i went to a movie with my ex and then we picked up some booze and headed over to a popular area of town where everyone walks from lounge to lounge. We met up with 4 friends and proceeded to drink. They made me i swear. First i started off with Malibu and Pineapple then i went to Redbull and Vodka and then we started on some Tequila shots after that me and a girlfriend stumbled off to grab some mix from a store down the street. We grabbed mix and i of course grabbed some caramel apple suckers (a must for me) We laughed and walked/stumbled down the street and met up with our friends and headed over to a party.
We got to the party and after more Malibu and 7's we decided to play this game called "bottle walking". Now the game may sounds very dangerous when your sober but when pissed its a blast. You take 2 empty beer bottles, one in each hand. Put your feet one a line and walk your hands out (the are on the bottles) as far as you can reach and then drop one bottle and put all your body weight and both hands on the one bottle and get back to the line without touching your body to the floor. Needless to say there were 8 guys and 3 girls there and i KICKED everyones ass. People thought i was a hero and its was funny.
After the bottle walking we decided to go for a walk (bad idea). We walked/stumbled around town (about 15 of us) and as we came upon a ritzy area of town Ms.Jenny B decided it would be fun to go swimming in one of the condo's fountains. so me and my friend were slashing around and having a blast as the security gaurd just watched us
after about 2 hours of walking/stumbling/swimming we headed back to the party...soaking wet of course.
At about 5:30am i was done and went home to bed. I woke up at 1:30pm this afternoon and have been lazy assin around nursin this headache. Had a blast and proved to be the bottle walkin queen
cant wait til next weekend. this non-drinking girl just found a new habit (jk of course)
ok time to head to bed cause my head feels as big as a bus and my hand and wrists and chest are soooooooo sore from that damn bottle walkin and swimmin...i have bruises everywhere and for some reason a bite mark on my waist damn gotta love nights like those.

SHOCKING!!!!!!!!!!1



Posted by: shortstuff

I know this is going to be a regular now



Posted by: naturaltan



morning JBo



Posted by: J'Bo

Why is everyone laughin at me you guys get wasted all the time.

Hey Dave we still gonna head over to see Shorty? comeon take me take me we can get wasted and you can laugh at me



Posted by: shortstuff

I think he wants all three of us to get wasted and go play in the hotel



Posted by: J'Bo

i think that he does...i am sure that we will.

i just got a call and i am going to watch some chicks mud wrestle tonight with the guys



Posted by: djrx06



Top o the morning to ya.........J'bo



Posted by: shortstuff

fine DJ don't say hello to me



Posted by: J'Bo

you guys WAY WAY over use that tongue...the world isnt safe anymore you might want to be careful where you stick it



Posted by: djrx06

I am willing to take the risk damnit!!
How's your training coming along??



Posted by: J'Bo

training is posted in my other whore free journal "buildin a better bod"

i am debating whether or not to start another cycle of tribestan today...since i have it i might as well cause it helps me lift really heavy and i like the side effects



Posted by: djrx06

Has your doctor cleared you for full fledged activity again? Be Careful.



Posted by: J'Bo

My dr. hasent even called me to give me the results yet so i am assuming that they found NOTHING...so i am back at it and ready to kick some major aSS.
and maybe get a little aSS along the way
like you DJ...you gonna get some aSS soon?



Posted by: djrx06

Is someone being a smart ass?



Posted by: sawheet

Ned some ass babe, I can help!!!



Posted by: J'Bo

Smart aSS? YES as always thats my name "cheeky moneky"

Sawheet...i know that i can always count on you



Posted by: J'Bo

WARNING J'BO is back on TRIB



Posted by: shortstuff

Oh no the men of winterpeg LOL atch out and you better tell me if somone e-mails you



Posted by: J'Bo

oh i will



Posted by: sawheet

Where the heck is everyone all the time anymore!! I have hormones that need excercising



Posted by: J'Bo

nice that you put that comment in my journal you little devil...are you trying to say that i workout your hormones?



Posted by: sawheet

Yes!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: J'Bo

Dave and I are flying in to see Shorty anyone else want to come?



Posted by: david

I am?

Remember, you two are "clownin'" and I'm a sleepin'!

Aaahhhhh rest and relaxation!



Posted by: J'Bo

you just go ahead and think that we have plans for you Mr. we may even stumble home with a chick for yah after a night of drinkin.



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
Dave and I are flying in to see Shorty anyone else want to come?
hhmmm ... let's see ... fly to see Dave in Florida, sunshine, bikini tops (and if we look hard enough, naked ladies) or stay in Canada during the long cold winter ...



Posted by: J'Bo

Portland isnt hot in winter NT.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by naturaltan
hhmmm ... let's see ... fly to see Dave in Florida, sunshine, bikini tops (and if we look hard enough, naked ladies) or stay in Canada during the long cold winter ...
sounds like a road trip, buddy!

that still pisses me of that the lay over in Denver isn't going to work out, bro...wold have been great to have met ya finally!
oh well, some other time!



Posted by: naturaltan

I hear ya Burner ... I know that this trip will be the best time to meet as many people as we can. I was a little disapointed that we misread our flight times. You're a snowboarder, so many if the Banff thing comes together maybe we could meet there.



Posted by: Jenny

I wanna go see Shorty too



Posted by: firestorm

I wanna go and do shorty too!!! OOOPS,, I mean "see" shorty. blush blush.



Posted by: J'Bo

Soon we will all connect Jenny and Fire.



Posted by: Jenny

I hope so.. Cause I really want to meet you all.



Posted by: naturaltan

Jenny ... get your snowboard/skiis shined up. Start saving and we'll see you in January in Banff.



Posted by: shortstuff

Yeah Jenny, that would be so much fun!!!!! Or maybe I can come visit you and we can go snowboarding



Posted by: naturaltan

J'Bo ... you had some interesting posts Saturday night ..



Posted by: J'Bo

ha ha NT
i dont see them anywhere
i dont remember typing them

REDBULL

NT i am in a SHITTY ASS mood today



Posted by: naturaltan

and why is that Miss Party?



Posted by: J'Bo

REDBULL



Posted by: Jenny

Quote:
Originally posted by shortstuff
Yeah Jenny, that would be so much fun!!!!! Or maybe I can come visit you and we can go snowboarding
Yeah, let's have a IM party in Sweden! The place is filled with hot chicks and hottie men! And we've got Smorgabord and swedish meatballs too

I would love to come to Banff, but I can't take a week off from school (already taking a week in November to go see Justin) and money would be short



Posted by: Jenny

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo

NT i am in a SHITTY ASS mood today
Aww, honey, why?



Posted by: J'Bo

three words for you I HATE MEN!!!! No exceptions i just hate them all right now.
if i come to sweden to see you i will be lookin at the hottie women cause i am done with men.
insensitive, selfish BASTARDS



Posted by: Jenny

Aww, honey .. PM



Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
three words for you I HATE MEN!!!! No exceptions i just hate them all right now.
if i come to sweden to see you i will be lookin at the hottie women cause i am done with men.
insensitive, selfish BASTARDS




Posted by: naturaltan

look what you went and did Ris



Posted by: firestorm

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
Soon we will all connect Jenny and Fire.
Be careful what you say there J'Bo,, I'm planning a mountain bike trip and I just realized that your only about 8 hours away. I may be coming to Canada!!!




Posted by: firestorm

OK no offense to anyone here but for a meeting I say,, J'BO, ShortStuff, Jenny AND I,,, make a left and go "there", and everyone else make a "right" and go there!!!! We 4 will hook up with you later,,, much later. hahahahahahaha

Well maybe Jen, SS, and Jenny will meet up with you,, I persume I would be dead. lmao



Posted by: shortstuff

LOL Yeah cause Justin would come and hunt you down LOL



Posted by: firestorm

Oh it would be worth a beating. you sexy little thing you. hahahaha



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
three words for you I HATE MEN!!!! :
well, luckily for me..I am a lesbian!




Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
Well maybe Jen, SS, and Jenny will meet up with you,, I persume I would be dead. lmao
trick is to bring the wife who also thinks women are sexy. :giggle:



Posted by: Burner02

hey buddy!
yeah..something tells me that bringing the wife will be no trick at all...



Posted by: firestorm

[quote]Originally posted by naturaltan
trick is to bring the wife who also thinks women are sexy. :giggle: [/QUOTE

whooohoooo now your talking NT!!!!! (slobbering at that thought)



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
yeah..something tells me that bringing the wife will be no trick at all...




Posted by: firestorm

yeaaa not a trick more like a miracle.



Posted by: Burner02

well, I found out the hard way that the woman doesn't like itthat I have 'girl-friends'...
So....must be careful about that....



Posted by: naturaltan

she needs a night with the missus ... she can work wonders



Posted by: firestorm

I want pictures. Damn speaking of wives,, NT your wife is a smoker. I loved those pics of her at that halloween party. very attractive gal.



Posted by: naturaltan

Fire ... for you, for Burner ... it's still under review.

thank you on the compliment ... I'm very lucky to have such a hottie as a wife.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by naturaltan
she needs a night with the missus ... she can work wonders
she really has no interest in those kinds of wonders...but one can still dream!




Posted by: firestorm

Yep that you are NT. you should post more of her.



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
she really has no interest in those kinds of wonders...but one can still dream!
some say it's best to keep the dream just that ......



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
Yep that you are NT. you should post more of her.
getting pics of her is hard to do ... she claims she doesn't look good - yet everytime we go to the bar, there are a lot of guys going out of their way to talk/dance with her ... only to find that she introduces me as her hubby. The reaction is like taking candy from a baby. The last couple of times I've heard "Is THAT guy your husband? I better leave before he kicks my ass" Now imagine is I was big!



Posted by: firestorm

oh my now that is rediculous. Spank her bottom for me NT. lol



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
oh my now that is rediculous. Spank her bottom for me NT. lol
I have to get in line for that.



Posted by: firestorm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by naturaltan
I have to get in line for that.
I'm almost done, bro-
you can have her back in a sec!




Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by naturaltan
some say it's best to keep the dream just that ......
that is true!
I have heard that some couples do act on those fantasies..and it ruins the relationship due to someone's insecurities...
My friend and wife have taled abot it. (he tells me) and I keep telling him that it should remain a fantasy...
I don't think that either of them wold handle actually seeingthe other being with someone else.

I had an option wiht a gf once..but her requirement was that if I were to get two girls, she got to be with two guys..and I just could be with another guy...ugg...possible ball rubbin....
no thanks..




Posted by: naturaltan



make sure you tan her butt good, I don't hit nearly hard enough.



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
that is true!
I have heard that some couples do act on those fantasies..and it ruins the relationship due to someone's insecurities...
My friend and wife have taled abot it. (he tells me) and I keep telling him that it should remain a fantasy...
I don't think that either of them wold handle actually seeingthe other being with someone else.

I had an option wiht a gf once..but her requirement was that if I were to get two girls, she got to be with two guys..and I just could be with another guy...ugg...possible ball rubbin....
no thanks..
we've met quite a few that shouldn't be doing it ... one couple was a very quiet lady who said nothing as we met for drinks and looked very uncomfortable ... another couple would always end up arguing because he failed to comply to their rules ...



Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by firestorm
Be careful what you say there J'Bo,, I'm planning a mountain bike trip and I just realized that your only about 8 hours away. I may be coming to Canada!!!
to that

WHY ARE YOU GUYS WHORING SO BAD WITHOUT ME IN MY JOURNAL

Burners a lesbian one thing to add...personally if a man told me that they did not like me being friends with guys then i would say

NT...oh me and the Mrs are gonna get along just fine plus i am gonna massage the new twins

Rules sheesh who needs them...just get freaky



Posted by: firestorm

whoo hoo to that Jen? Damn girl you won't even talk to me on a phone, in person, what would you do? I'll tell ya,, RUN!!! HAHAHAHA



Posted by: Burner02

we had to start..with or with out you..we kew that you would show up!

I just won't mention things about them....she knows i have female friends..but wil not bring them up...

You gonna have your twins inplace by the time that you meet the Mrs NT?
Little dual massage going on?

Again, NT..you had BETTER take mucho CLEAR pics!



Posted by: J'Bo

no twins for me i decided that i kinda like the mini itty bitty tittys.



Posted by: Burner02

either way....
NT! PICS! STAT!




Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
no twins for me i decided that i kinda like the mini itty bitty tittys.




Posted by: Burner02

hey Ris!
how's the up and coming master musician!



Posted by: Rissole

Hey B, Dont know about master musician but i am gonna get alot better at playin. I'm gonna learn how to play guitar and piano as well.
Whats doin with you??



Posted by: Burner02

about to go full time w/ the real estate!
I am looking at the 9th of October sa my last day here!



Posted by: shortstuff

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! GO B!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Burner02

thanks...now..whjo wants to move here and buy a home?




Posted by: shortstuff

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I will ask for your recomdeations and you can give me advice



Posted by: Burner02

that's why I refer to myself as a counselor, not agent.



Posted by: J'Bo

is there a reason you guys are whorin in my journal



Posted by: Burner02

just waiting for your arrival!
It is comfy here...




Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
about to go full time w/ the real estate!
I am looking at the 9th of October sa my last day here!
Top stuff
You might have to find me an investment property. Then a trip there for me will be tax duductable



Posted by: Burner02

you want a mountain view, or a mountai view..IN the mountains!



Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
is there a reason you guys are whorin in my journal
Hey beautiful



Posted by: J'Bo

hi hun



Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
you want a mountain view, or a mountai view..IN the mountains!
hmmmm, mountai me thinks



Posted by: Rissole

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
hi hun
Hows bussiness coming?



Posted by: J'Bo

coming along good
i picked up some display furniture yesterday from an auction it was exciting



Posted by: Rissole

Good stuff baby, your gonna do great. I wanna get my pt ticket. it's just soooo expensive



Posted by: J'Bo

i know what you mean....tickets to Aussie are outrageous and those babies never go on sale...gotta find a pilot to con a ticket out of
oh were you talking about personal training ticket/diploma or plan ticket



Posted by: Rissole

Personal training silly

But i know what you mean about plane tickets Need to make a wish in that thread we get cheap tickets eh??

Better go to bed Hun see ya soon




Posted by: J'Bo

Yes cheap plane tickets is a wish for sure




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