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How often do you masterbate


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Posted by: reefkeeper23

Be honest!

woops. i think i spelled it wrong.



Posted by: scullz

girls always lie about this stuff



Posted by: seyone

for me its at least once a day. If i'm not getting sex it could be 2or 3



Posted by: oaktownboy

I was wondering, does having sex elevate or lower test levels in men?



Posted by: J'Bo

i did not lie...i think i shot the averages up opps.



Posted by: Tha Don

Quote:
Originally posted by oaktownboy
I was wondering, does having sex elevate or lower test levels in men?
i'm curious bout this too, how dose sex/wanking effect test levels?

(and how dose it effect training? if I had sex before a workout ios that gonna be good or bad? or ain't it gonna do much)



Posted by: SteelXtreme

i did not lie either...



Posted by: J'Bo

i dont see a high enough option



Posted by: SteelXtreme

J'Bo you crack me up...and excite me at the same time!



Posted by: J'Bo

no i am just desperate



Posted by: SteelXtreme

you're too hot to be so desperate



Posted by: J'Bo

your silly

i want to know who the weiner is that lied and said once a month AS IF BUDDY denial aint just a river in Egypt



Posted by: Burner02

I like it when people (usually women) sayu they have never masterbated...
uh huh..in your 30 years of living..1/2 that with an 'adult' body..and you have never pleasured or 'explored' yourself in an way....



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by J'Bo
your silly

i want to know who the weiner is that lied and said once a month AS IF BUDDY denial aint just a river in Egypt
well, if yo are looking to help this person get off..then it was me!
Better bring a lunch..its gonna be a big undertaking!




Posted by: SteelXtreme

lunch involved, must be an all day thing...problems?



Posted by: irontime

Whew There people out there just as pathetic as me



And I've heard that it raises the testosterone in men, I read that in a Musclemag once.



Posted by: J'Bo

the more test you release the more your body produces



Posted by: SteelXtreme

interesting to say the least....



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

I have never masterbated....




























often enough to feel that i was doing it to much, speaking of which I gotta go....to...ummm the ....... screw it im going to choke the chicken.......hahahahaha



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime
Whew There people out there just as pathetic as me



And I've heard that it raises the testosterone in men, I read that in a Musclemag once.


Goddamn IT it's been a long while and you still walk into this setting yourself up..... I was going to say "No ones as pathetic as you" but since it's my first day back I'll refrain....


lmao, how's it goin man....?



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Masturbation is good for you.


Australian scientists found that men who masturbated frequently in their twenties - 5 times or more a week - had a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer later in life.

Multiple partners increases the odds of getting prostate cancer and sexual intercourse increases the risk of infection, which can lead to prostate cancer.

So keep your prostate healthy. Masturbate!



Posted by: Burner02

wahoo! I now have scientific reason to keep at it!



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Hell at that rate your 99% safe.



Posted by: Burner02

well, I could go the abstinance route..but what fun is that?



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Wanna be a priest. The little boy quota doesn't count.



Posted by: Burner02

ooh...wrong path...ick...



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Sometimes I wonder if nuns dress as boyscouts for holloween.



Posted by: Burner02

lay of the peyote!




Posted by: Burner02

..if not..remember:
puff, puff...PASS!



Posted by: J'Bo

dont you two have girls/women to have fun with



Posted by: Burner02

yeah..I just like to keep fresh 'stock'....




Posted by: scullz

I'm not sure a girl could keep up with these jackrabbits



Posted by: Burner02

I know a few who can outperform us...you KNOW who YOU are, too..don't you...




Posted by: J'Bo

Quote:
Originally posted by scullz
I'm not sure a girl could keep up with these jackrabbits
yah right you obviously dont know Shorty and I



Posted by: shortstuff

oh brother you don't know very many horney girls do you skulzz????



Posted by: Burner02

..and I have offered my services...REPEATEDLY!
I was going to get business cards made up when I became a bouncer that would have my name, number and my title wold have been:
Orgasm Doner





Posted by: J'Bo

orgasm donater hey good one but you probably would have picked up the wrong kinda girls with that one.



Posted by: Burner02

I was a single bouncer...there weere no such tings as the wrong kinds of girls....besides..all bedroom are equiped with a 'beuty switch'!

besides..I would have discriminated with whom I gave out said cards to!

How are you today?
Lie in the hammock?



Posted by: J'Bo

havent had time for the hammock for about a month now
had a great workout though
my lats are getting so wide that when i finish doing back my bloody tris are rubbing against them and so i have to walk like a guy



Posted by: Burner02

really? Can we see some shots of this amazingly wide back? I love wide backs!


No hammock for a month? WTF??? is it cold up there in igloo land already or what?



Posted by: Burner02

tomorrow is back day for me. luv it!



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

How's your back feeling? Typing is hard after my arm blast session.



Posted by: Burner02

feeling great! I tear it up tomorow..legs will be getting STIFF later though..12 hours of sittig in an air conditioned room does wonders for them..



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Yeah, mine fall asleep!



Posted by: Burner02

mine become stiff as a board...I fall asleep...
heh heh...



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

All in a day's work!



Posted by: Burner02

there are some perks to contracting to the military...



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Don't get caught enjoying those perks.



Posted by: Burner02

it's a bit of a modified, 'one up, one down' idea...
I have not been able to knock for more than 20 mins I think..



Posted by: SteelXtreme

This is an interesting thread...



Posted by: icekool

didn't vote because there was no choice for variable frequency , for me sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day but then sometimes only once in a month, the more frequent is normally when stress levels are high.

I am also keen to cleanse the prostrate which apparently it does, (the actual ejaculation that is) and so thus, as a result of being so health conscious, I view this activity as a necessary function and often view this as necessary as taking a pis5.

On the whole I am quite clinical in my approach to it, but really to be honest, view it as a necessary nuisance, with emphasis on the 'Nuisance'.

so there



Posted by: gr81

shit man, way to break it down all scientific and shit. You are supposed to enjoy bustin a nut, you make it sound like a chore. You and your Penis won't get along with that kind of talk!



Posted by: icekool

your probably right gr81, but I'm happy (well, from time to time)



Posted by: icekool

oh, forgot to say, hell, it is a chore



Posted by: REACTION

Quote:
Originally posted by gr81
shit man, way to break it down all scientific and shit. You are supposed to enjoy bustin a nut, you make it sound like a chore. You and your Penis won't get along with that kind of talk!
It probably is a chore for him - getting out the microscope and what not



Posted by: icekool

Quote:
Originally posted by REACTION
It probably is a chore for him - getting out the microscope and what not
Actually, I tap into the Hubble Telescope from time to time as there arent any man made microscopes powerful enough




Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
wahoo! I now have scientific reason to keep at it!




Posted by: BigBallaGA

i beat atleast 3 times a day...


hahaha j/k



Posted by: BigBallaGA

or not !



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Okay...so.....after the gym...if my hubby isn't home.........I'll resort to something............then get on it when he gets home from work.........I'm a multi girl.......



Posted by: Pressalot

Quote:
I was wondering, does having sex elevate or lower test levels in men?
I heard Dr. Drew say that there is no testosterone in sperm, but levels could fluctuate according to your lifestyle. For example, act aggressively and it will rise. I don't know how well this is supported by the evidence, but I'm believing it for now.

I remember hearing that people in jail have higher testosterone, and I wonder if the lifestyle theory was devised to prevent criminals from having a medical excuse, or maybe to prevent people from thinking that people of some races are born violent or with more testosterone as opposed to being influenced by their environment.

Don't know if sex is more like violence or nonviolence. I guess it depends on your style.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Okay...so.....after the gym...if my hubby isn't home.........I'll resort to something............then get on it when he gets home from work.........I'm a multi girl.......
reminds me..ever see the movie. "The Great OUtdoors" withi John Candy?
The part where the one wife says she gets off with the spin cycle of the washing machine?
"Does it work?"

"Ever seen whiter whites?"




Posted by: BabsieGirl

lmbo.

I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT ONE......CRAP!!!



Posted by: Burner02

so...how many toys do you have?




Posted by: BabsieGirl

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Not very many. Only used them on my honey moon! lol...on him



Posted by: Burner02

heh heh...


I used to have the funniest .wav file, called 'the vibrator warehouse'

sys admins did a system .avi / .wav file purge and stripped it from my network drive..the bastards...

How long have you been married?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Almost 5 years. It's wearing out rather quickly.

Syst. Admin. they'll do that because you're taking up too much space.



Posted by: Burner02

naw..they are just IT nazis.....the bastards!

wearing out? C'mon! I am on my way down that path here...
I wanna hear good things!
Any kids?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

IT are nazis.....I'm one!

Burner -- It's a long story. One I prefer not to share. Marriage is a two way street. If you don't have both parties working at it, it's not gonna work bud. Just beware.... after the words....., I DO. Comes hell.

Things are starting to get better. I just fear the "7 year itch" I heard that's the worst.

I'll give you a hint of "our" problem. We're both alike. In many ways. I'm vocal. I speak the mind. I should hold back, but I don't. I'm a very upfront person. Nothing gets hidden and no lies are kept. I stink at lying anyway. The truth is much better. I'm opinionated and I have high expectations, high standard and great morals. Very neat and clean. Organized. and I'm a planner.

My husband. aka.....SLOB....GREAT LIAR....Been caught many times. I can't stand liars!!!!! and, I'm married to one. Oh well. Made my bed. He's upfront, vocal and has a bad temper. And, he's like a female. ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD.....I can't stand that. Even if it's a little snicker. lol.

Marriage counseling -- Been there done that. two dif. times.

You asked if I had children. Visit my gallery.



Posted by: Burner02

ohhh..pictures! I like pictures....

jeez...you sure you are \n't my long lost sister?
Sounds like we have traits in common....



Posted by: BabsieGirl

yeah. I like pictures too. I like going to art galleries. My fav.

Hmmm....what traits do we have in common?



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
yeah. I like pictures too. I like going to art galleries. My fav.

Hmmm....what traits do we have in common?
Quote:
In many ways. I'm vocal. I speak the mind. I should hold back, but I don't. I'm a very upfront person. Nothing gets hidden and no lies are kept. I stink at lying anyway. The truth is much better. I'm opinionated and I have high expectations, high standard and great morals. Very neat and clean. Organized. and I'm a planner.
except for the planner part..I do alot of things by the seat of my pants...
oh..and I am reasonably neat and clean..




Posted by: BigBallaGA

IM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW as i type !!!!!

my third one today !!!!

hahaha



Posted by: Burner02

now THAT'S multi-tasking!



Posted by: QuestionGuy

Man the first time i wacked off was like 12 years old, once i got the hang of it i was doing it like 3-4 times a day, and than it got less as i grew up.... not it is like 4 times a week even thought i also get sex about 4-5 times a week........... hehehe, i still like to "take care of myself" before going deep down..... also I realized that I "last longer" when I wack off before sex.............plus someone asked what it does before gym??? well I never do because it makes me tierd once im done !!!! heheh good day



Posted by: oaktownboy

i am in no mood to go the gym whatsoever after doing it



Posted by: Aramo

ummmmmm masterbation...........



Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Quote:
Originally posted by jeffreySyoung
How often do you masterbate?
How often do you breathe?



Posted by: tango_hotel

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Okay...so.....after the gym...if my hubby isn't home.........I'll resort to something............then get on it when he gets home from work.........I'm a multi girl.......

After the gym is one of my favorite times to "rub one out". Plus it helps reduce muscle soreness. Well at least thats what I tell myself .

If loving me is wrong I don't want to be right. LOL



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts



hahahahahah ^^^^^^^^



Posted by: criticalmass_12

1-3 times a week max usually



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

as often as I can....Im blind and my palms have more hair on them than most people have on thier heads!!



Posted by: BabsieGirl

I don't get it



Posted by: Brak86

im 16 and believe it or not...i only do it about 2-3x a week.....i dunno if i do it too much then i get very very irritated down there
...i dunno there mgiht be something wrong with me...whatewver.....its all cool...all my friends wank it like every single day tho



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Are you using any lotion, gell or cream? Nothing at all?



Posted by: Brak86

yea i do use lubrication......and it helps unless jerk it for more days than i can handle....i dont really mind not masturbating as much...but i really really hate the itchiness....its unbearable...luckily, i can talk to my parents about anything and i feel comfortable telling them these things! (i only live once....and its my health right?!



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
I don't get it
Im guessing you didn't get mine, back in the day parents would tell thier children "If you touch yourself you will go blind" Or "Your palms will grow hair"

One of Pearl Jams albums has an insert on the ill effects of masturbation mfrom the 50's.



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by Brak86
yea i do use lubrication......and it helps unless jerk it for more days than i can handle....i dont really mind not masturbating as much...but i really really hate the itchiness....its unbearable...luckily, i can talk to my parents about anything and i feel comfortable telling them these things! (i only live once....and its my health right?!
well what happens if you dont do it at all for 1-2 weeks?

it might just be something that will go away
but b/c you do it that often
it keeps staying irritated?



Posted by: Brak86

no i dont masturbate much....im just wondern if all the scratching or tiny cuts will cause sensitivity loss



Posted by: gr81

Quote:
Originally posted by Pressalot
I heard Dr. Drew say that there is no testosterone in sperm, but levels could fluctuate according to your lifestyle. For example, act aggressively and it will rise. I don't know how well this is supported by the evidence, but I'm believing it for now.

Good to see we have a loveline listener here.



Posted by: BabyArnold

I am up to about once a day now that my wife is 8 months pregnant and is pissed at the world. I use to get it every day, but I am patient and she is an animal so I only have to wait a little while longer before she is back up to speed.



Posted by: PreMier

Well, if I want I can put Adam Carrola(sp) to shame But usually once a day, to once every other day.



Posted by: BritChick

Funny topic... girls don't always lie!
I'm right there with you J'Bo upping the averages! lol
I think I produce too much test!



Posted by: gr81

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
Well, if I want I can put Adam Carrola(sp) to shame But usually once a day, to once every other day.

Sounds like you could join his masturbation team, you get lettermens jackets and everything! lol. You gotta bump it up to like 5 times a day for that thou I think. good times



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by gr81
Sounds like you could join his masturbation team, you get lettermens jackets and everything! lol. You gotta bump it up to like 5 times a day for that thou I think. good times
No shit? LOL, thats great. I dont have the time for 5 times a day though... maybe saturdays



Posted by: BUNBUNZ

I LOVE MY VIBRATOR AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN. AND IT'S GOING TO HIT ALL THE RIGHT SPOTS.



Posted by: BUNBUNZ

Damn Sorry about the CAPS again.



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

^lol
its ok your just excited about your 'rator
just call if you need any help



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

and i cant decide, if i should go bed, or spank my monkey...



Posted by: BUNBUNZ

oh hell just spank your monkey then you'll sleep better.



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by BUNBUNZ
oh hell just spank your monkey then you'll sleep better.
you know what? it was the wierdest thing

after i did it in shower last night
i felt so at ease, so just relaxed...more than ever b4...it was weird but def. a good thing

then i went and slept like a baby...kitten



Posted by: rockgazer69

No vibrators just my hand . soft and sweet . too much vibration and a man has to hit you like a jack-hammer to compete.



Posted by: BUNBUNZ

LOL



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
No vibrators just my hand . soft and sweet . too much vibration and a man has to hit you like a jack-hammer to compete.

i like that way of thinking



Posted by: MuscleSlut

hey...i like to be hit like a jackhammer!



Posted by: MuscleSlut

and i masturabate about 3 times a day...on average



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Does anyone prefer masturbation over making love? If so or no, why?



Posted by: MuscleSlut

hmmm...that is a good question.

usually masturabation is not as good.....but sometimes i prefer it....just depends on my mood i guess.

what about you?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Masturbation is good in my book as long as it's not being done to upset the "other" party. It's also convenient as someone else in another thread said. I want to say it was Crono.

After a nice work out is nice, if your "mate" isn't home to satisfy your "quinch"

Mood (with me) also comes into play. Nothing beats my hubby though......He has just what I need



Posted by: PreMier

Nice name.



Posted by: Vieope

We should do a competion for best avatars ..



Posted by: MuscleSlut

thanks premier...no sense in denying it...i am what i am.....muscles get me wet!



Posted by: rockgazer69

Nuff said



Posted by: Johnnny

Sometimes 4 times a day or more but on average 2-3 times a day. But there are days were I just don't have the time to spare.



Posted by: Johnnny

rockgazer69 I guess you're into Flash eh? Is that what you used to do the Rock thing? I was doing some flash in my night courses but at work I mostly do Photoshop stuff. But that was pretty cool.



Posted by: Mr.Attitude

Usually every morning in the shower, sometimes later in the day or before bed.

When i wasn't single it wasn't as often.



Posted by: Mr.Attitude

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Does anyone prefer masturbation over making love? If so or no, why?
If i'm stressed or just not in the mood then i prefer to whack one off on my own.



Posted by: Johnnny

I know what you mean. But regards to BabsieGirl's question, I'll never prefer masturbation over sex especially if it's with my girlfriend. Sure it's good if you're really horny & in a hurry to get off, but it's always more fun with your woman there.



Posted by: Ogun

I never masterbate. My girlfriend extracts all the sperm I can make.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

^ That's funny

Where abouts in Ohio are ya? I'm from Columbus



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
I know what you mean. But regards to BabsieGirl's question, I'll never prefer masturbation over sex especially if it's with my girlfriend. Sure it's good if you're really horny & in a hurry to get off, but it's always more fun with your woman there.




Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Attitude
If i'm stressed or just not in the mood then i prefer to whack one off on my own.
Okay, I'm confused by this statement.

Not in the mood for s.e.x yet in the mood to rub one off.......Maybe you have to be a man to understand this one



Posted by: Johnnny

How often is that? Sometimes we only have time to do it 3 or 4 times a week & sometimes only just once. We don't always have time to do it everyday or 6 times in a night like we sometimes do.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Are you talking to me?



Posted by: Johnnny

A couple of posts by another guy I forget his name seem to have been removed. This morning it was right above my question. He said he never masturbates as he lets his girlfriend take care of that. & I was asking him how often does he do it with his girlfriend to never have the need or urge to indulge in self pleasure.



Posted by: Johnnny

My question was for Ogun. I see his post wasn't taken down, but for some reason my question was posted after yours. So Ogun, how often does your girlfriend take care of you? LOL



Posted by: hardasnails1973

well when on test may be 3 times a day normally 1-2. damn callous hurts too. I swear some times shit don't go down and almost have to slam it in the door. Add tribestan and thats a nother story..



Posted by: Ogun

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
My question was for Ogun. I see his post wasn't taken down, but for some reason my question was posted after yours. So Ogun, how often does your girlfriend take care of you? LOL
As many times as I want. I really like it when she rubs the jewels while she whispers naughty stuff into my ear. I blow so much fluid I cover my stomach and I need to drink a half gallon of water cause I am dehydrated. Women are so cool.



Posted by: Johnnny

Sounds like fun, but what do you do to return the favor?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by hardasnails1973
well when on test may be 3 times a day normally 1-2. damn callous hurts too. I swear some times shit don't go down and almost have to slam it in the door. Add tribestan and thats a nother story..
Of all people, I never thought I'd see you in here........Thanks for sharing! 3 times a day



Posted by: Ogun

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
Sounds like fun, but what do you do to return the favor?
To paraphrase Forrest Gump: "I do whatever she asks me to do."



Posted by: Johnnny

Cool. Remember to give when you receive.



Posted by: rantheman

p;aying the skin flute......i guess i am a musicly inclined



Posted by: Johnnny

Ha Ha Ha LOL.



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

ok guys if youve never done this b4 try it now

take a bath and masturbate

but make sure when you ejaculate
your penis is fully under water

Its so weird it like slowly oozes out almost and then gets all whispy
and it feels so good b/c of the extended release time



Posted by: Sandra

I miss my massaging shower head....*sigh*



Posted by: Metal V Player

Quote:
Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
but make sure when you ejaculate
your penis is fully under water

Its so weird it like slowly oozes out almost and then gets all whispy
and it feels so good b/c of the extended release time
I dont know if I should applaude...or laugh...or.....wow. Ingenuity, my friend. IIIIIIINGENUITY!


Shouldnt you get some sort of Nobel Prize for that??



Posted by: PreMier

Im gonna laugh, and wonder why he would do such a thing? I mean, thats like shootin your load on yourself. Its just wrong...



Posted by: Pitboss

I refuse to answer this thread. I think it's an insulting subject.

By the way the personlized plates on my Harley are...


RBN 1 OUT



Posted by: Metal V Player

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
By the way the personlized plates on my Harley are...


RBN 1 OUT
LM-ever-so-lovin-caramel-colored-AO!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: gr81

Quote:
Originally posted by Sandra
I miss my massaging shower head....*sigh*
he he...Ohright




Posted by: Johnnny

Pitboss lighten up dude. There's nothing wrong with self pleasure. I guess you have no idea how many women & men do it even more than once a day eh? Normal human behavior is nothing to be ashamed of.



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
Pitboss lighten up dude. There's nothing wrong with self pleasure. I guess you have no idea how many women & men do it even more than once a day eh? Normal human behavior is nothing to be ashamed of.
Dude... you have no idea how off you are with that comment.

Do you know what "rubbing one out" means???

oh and picking my nose is normal human behavior but I'll be damned if I'm gonna start digging for gold while standing in line somewhere.



Posted by: Johnnny

Pitboss like I said dude lighten up. I'm not ashamed of the subject or of the fact that I spank the monkey at times even 4 times a day but that's rare as I usually have only time for once or twice a day with my schedule. Plus I like to save some of that energy for my woman.



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
Pitboss like I said dude lighten up. I'm not ashamed of the subject or of the fact that I spank the monkey at times even 4 times a day but that's rare as I usually have only time for once or twice a day with my schedule. Plus I like to save some of that energy for my woman.

Will some one explain this to Johnny for me??? My Canadian really sucks.



Posted by: Dale Mabry

Johnny, Pitboss was being sarcastic, he beats off often. So much so that his vanity plate is rubbin one out, which is an American term for beating your meat.

I've got MyCAT beat, though. What you do is take silly putty and morph it around the head of Mr. Winky. When you climax, don't stop beating until you build up enough pressure to shoot that bitch across the room. Talk about zen.

Oh yeah, I beat off more than 3 times a day.



Posted by: Metal V Player

Quote:
Originally posted by Dale Mabry
I've got MyCAT beat, though. What you do is take silly putty and morph it around the head of Mr. Winky. When you climax, don't stop beating until you build up enough pressure to shoot that bitch across the room. Talk about zen.
Sorry Dale, I gotta go with MyCAT here. That ..."thing" he mentioned is just ....well......I dunno, I have to think that the mental condition one must be in in order to achieve that level of enlightnment is almost close to what yogi that seal themselves of from humanity for years and years achieve. Im in touch with the Nobel Prize Commitee, I should hear summin soon.



Posted by: Johnnny

Dale Mabry I don't think Pitboss was being sarcastic.

Pitboss I don't appreciate the Canadian insults. I have a few American friends who live in my neighbourhood & they love it here.

Let off some of that steam with some self pleasure instead of insults. No harm in that.



Posted by: PreMier

Johnny- EAT A DICK!



Posted by: Metal V Player

LMAO



Posted by: rockgazer69

Johnny if Pitboss really thought beating off was too personal to talk about he would not be riding a bike sporting RBN 1 OUT plates. GEEZ read with your brain not just your eyeballs. You come out sounding like a dumbass when you misunderstand people. slow down.



Posted by: Johnnny

PreMier to do that I would have to eat you. That sounds pretty damn disgusting if you ask me.



Posted by: PreMier

Haha, yes I am a dick... but only to you. You need to lighten up, and accept others "advices". Maybe you should also listen to peoples experiances and take them for what they are, instead of trying to disect them. Listen to Rockgazer69... she knows what she is talkin about



Posted by: Johnnny

I don't need to lighten up. I'm not the one who thinks this thread is insulting.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I spank the monkey. As my woman does the same thing when we're not available to satisfy eachother. She also watches adult films when she's alone as do I.

Nothing wrong with any of this at all. I'm not trying to disect anyone.

Remember in highschool how scared everyone was when the subject came up? Many would deny it, but deep down you know they're doing the same thing as you? I & a 2 or 3 other kids (including one girl) were some of the only ones to actually admit that I masturbated. The rest of the highschoolers thought we were all hardcore when we were like, it's no big deal or anything to be ashamed of.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Johnny are you still in high school n let me guess you're failing reading comprehension. That means you can read the words but have no idea what the author is talking about...



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
I don't need to lighten up. I'm not the one who thinks this thread is insulting.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I spank the monkey. As my woman does the same thing when we're not available to satisfy eachother. She also watches adult films when she's alone as do I.

Nothing wrong with any of this at all. I'm not trying to disect anyone.

Remember in highschool how scared everyone was when the subject came up? Many would deny it, but deep down you know they're doing the same thing as you? I & a 2 or 3 other kids (including one girl) were some of the only ones to actually admit that I masturbated. The rest of the highschoolers thought we were all hardcore when we were like, it's no big deal or anything to be ashamed of.
Point to me then... who thinks that this thread is insulting? And when did I ever state that you said it was insulting? Infact where in the hell did you get this from? Just curious..

Obviously your not ashamed. Again, who said you were? Where did you get this from?

Not trying to disect anyone? I said trying to disect their posts. As you can see my questions above, you are getting information from somewhere that is not readily visible. Hence disecting.

No, I dont remember highschool... It was all a blur except for the women I had around me do the deed for me. Seriously why keep telling stories? As prince said, "Your credability is about as thick as a piece of silk paper".



Posted by: Johnnny

No I'm not in highschool I finished college along time ago.

What I'm understanding from Pitboss that he thinks this thread is insulting.

Excuse me for not knowing what "RBN 1 OUT plates", not everyone speaks slang. If he'd write properly than maybe ppl would understand him.



Posted by: Johnnny

PreMier I didn't mean you. Pitboss is the one who thinks this thread is insulting as that's what he wrote.



Posted by: rockgazer69

I didn't know either until a girl said it on here a while ago . I'd never heard it. Rubbin one out on the east coast means someones gonna get wacked .



Posted by: Johnnny

As for my creditbility, I don't care what anyone thinks. I've had experiences in many different things. I know & have met many ppl, & am having a pretty good life. That's all I know & care about despite what anyone here believes.

If certain ppl here don't believe me about certain things, than that's their perogative. I tell the truth like it or not the things I talk about are all true.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
PreMier I didn't mean you. Pitboss is the one who thinks this thread is insulting as that's what he wrote.
OMG... (that means oh my god ) You have never seen a customized lisence plate? Also he was being sarcastic.. hence the plate name. Get a grip.



Posted by: Johnnny

I know what OMG means, but what Pitboss wrote "RBN 1 OUT plates". I don't know what that means.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
As for my creditbility, I don't care what anyone thinks. I've had experiences in many different things. I know & have met many ppl, & am having a pretty good life. That's all I know & care about despite what anyone here believes.

If certain ppl here don't believe me about certain things, than that's their perogative. I tell the truth like it or not the things I talk about are all true.

Holy shit... Credibility goes a long way. You better care what someone thinks. I am not discounting you "experiances" or your "good life".

Bullshit. What you say is NOT always true. You are stating something from your perspective, and "experiances" NOT the FACTS! Get the two straight. Because no matter who the fuck you are, you are NOT right all the time.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
I know what OMG means, but what Pitboss wrote "RBN 1 OUT plates". I don't know what that means.
Sound it out man.... RBN(rubbin) 1(one) OUT(out) Plates(lisence plates, hence being on his motorcycle). If you have never heard that term then



Posted by: Johnnny

I never said I was always right. I said I don't lie about anything I've written or write.

I tell the truth about everything I've written here like it or not, believe it or not. It's your problem if you don't. I don't care.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Again on the East cost it's not a common saying



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
I never said I was always right. I said I don't lie about anything I've written or write.

I tell the truth about everything I've written here like it or not, believe it or not. It's your problem if you don't. I don't care.
Here is the definition of truth as you state it.
2 a (1) : the state of being the case : FACT

What you state is not fact. It is you experiance, not the truth. So it is everyones problem when you state the "truth" where in FACT it is something that you, and only you may have/did experiance.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Again on the East cost it's not a common saying
I dont want to debate with you.. but Johnnny doesnt live on the East coast, or even in the states for that matter



Posted by: rockgazer69

Stop bickering or I'll rub you both out



Posted by: rockgazer69

No I do I never heard it until a week or so ago



Posted by: PreMier

I have an explanation for this.. but I plead the 5th. I tire of bickering.. Good bye~



Posted by: Johnnny

PreMier the things I've said & written have not just been experienced by me alone. But in "fact" by other individuals whom I happen to be friends with & other ppl I meet who have experienced the same or similar things that I have. Whether it's supplements, work, women or training.

The more ppl who experiencing the same things as you, the more credible I am. I don't lie about anything I've experienced or ppl that I know have experienced.

If more than one person I know has tried a supplement or something else non related & it didn't work out, than I'll be sure to take their advice so I don't get jerked around or waste money or time. That's it, that's all.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
PreMier the things I've said & written have not just been experienced by me alone. But in "fact" by other individuals whom I happen to be friends with & other ppl I meet who have experienced the same or similar things that I have. Whether it's supplements, work, women or training.

The more ppl who experiencing the same things as you, the more credible I am. I don't lie about anything I've experienced or ppl that I know have experienced.

If more than one person I know has tried a supplement or something else non related & it didn't work out, than I'll be sure to take their advice so I don't get jerked around or waste money or time. That's it, that's all.
You just dont get it. Everyone is different, so you cant totally rely on others experiances. Its a fact of life. You need to find what works for you and thats it. If everyone else listened to others experiances or lies, then everyone here would be using MuscleTech supplements.

Just because you experianced something similar to another individual does not make you more credible. Your credibility goes along with trust. You have yet to establish that in a sufficient manner here at IM.

Again, find what works for you. Dont listen to everything that others tell you.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Choose your weapon



Posted by: Johnnny

Take this for example. What if you took 5 guys you know.

They all tried Acetabolin 2 by Muscle Tech. Only 1 out of the 5 ppl had some results. & the results were so small that it turned out to be a waste of money as you could've gotten the same results by eating & training.

Would you take this supplement if only 1 out 5 guys you know had only a tiny bit of results? I sure wouldn't waste my money.

This is the type of thing I'm talking about.



Posted by: PreMier

No, you were talking about PH's. Its in threads here. PH's and PS's do work. You need to be more precise, and list what you took, if you actually took it. You were being to generalized in the other thread, thats why people said you were full of shit.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Or if 5 people shot themselves in the fucking head n all died premier would still be rattling that old well that was their experience bullshit drop it...



Posted by: Eggs

Just ignore, PM my friend... just ignore



Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:
Originally posted by Eggs
Just ignore, PM my friend... just ignore
good advice 4 everyone



Posted by: Johnnny

PreMier I was just giving an example. What if 5 guys you know had sex with this girl & all 5 of them got crabs.

She wants to go out with you & probably bang you, would you do it? No as the result of all 5 guys you know got crabs from her.



Posted by: Sandra

hmmmm.....



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
good advice 4 everyone
Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
PreMier I was just giving an example. What if 5 guys you know had sex with this girl & all 5 of them got crabs.

She wants to go out with you & probably bang you, would you do it? No as the result of all 5 guys you know got crabs from her.
Do you not read?



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

QUIT FUCKING ARGUING! DAMNIT THIS IS A SACRED JACKING-OFF THREAD!

GO TO THE OPEN CHAT ROOM TO BICKER YOU
SELFISH WHORING SONS OF BEAT BITCHES!



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

oh btw Metal V Player

I think you are giving me to much credit
I actually thought that Dale's post was pretty neat

But i dont think it would feel much different then jacking off into a condom
and i would be scared to ejaculate into something for too long
because if its being held in your penis for too long

Couldnt your veins explode???



Posted by: Johnnny

I agree with myCATpowerlifts, this is a damn self pleasure thread.

I masturbate at least once a day. If I have the time I can do as many as 5 or 6 times in one day. But most of the time I have to save my energy & juice to satisfy my woman.

As much as I like having sex with my woman, as many men enjoy sitting alone & watching a good "flick" & indulge in self pleasure no matter if they're married or in a relationship or single.



Posted by: rockgazer69

You guys are so boring with your petty bs bickering neither of you r gettin any pussy



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
Listen to Rockgazer69... she knows what she is talkin about
Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!
Damn had see if there was more. Yep. Okay the Teddy did me in. Gonna be busy tonight....



Posted by: rockgazer69

Thank you you can't find anyone decent to talk dirty to tonite they're too busy fighting



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!
I agree...beautiful....


But as to other guys...
Damn...how can you beat it that many times???

usually if i do it more than every other day
My penis gets sore around the lower edges of the head...and it burns to jack off then



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Thank you you can't find anyone decent to talk dirty to tonite they're too busy fighting
Talk is cheap....

i'd rather just
with you instead



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Stop bickering or I'll rub you both out

Me first!!! Oh wait I wasn't bickering... damn.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Theres a little tube you can buy in the drugstore of solid cocoa butter it smells just like chocolate but has no taste, you melt it in your hand a little OR even better let your lady play with it for you we love that stuff n we have soft hands



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Instead of being your "teddy bear"
that is in your gallery

Ill be your "Kitty kat"



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Theres a little tube you can buy in the drugstore of solid cocoa butter it smells just like chocolate but has no taste, you melt it in your hand a little OR even better let your lady play with it for you we love that stuff n we have soft hands
Actually I like Astroglide.

But I have some massage lotion that my ex-gf used to love using on me. Yeah soft hands.... damn I miss that.



Posted by: Pitboss

hey Johnny.

I JACK OFF!! And I like it. I like it alot!!

However I think there is a degree of it being natural and healthy and then being well not right. 5 to 6 times a day? Hell my dog doesn't even lick his balls that much a day. I mean If could do that I don't think I would do it that much a day.. lick my balls that is. Okay maybe I would but still... LOL



Posted by: Johnnny

rockgazer69 I'm getting enough warm apple pie. On average 4 times a week with my woman. More if we have the time.

Sometimes we fuck 6 times or more in a time span of just a few hours.

I love eating her pussy & ass. She loves it, then she gets to work on my equipment. Then a good 20+min fuck session follows. Then if time permits everything is repeated as many times as possible before we actually fall "asleep".

rockgazer69 is that dirty enough for you? Probably not.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Okay reading not so good but i bet you pulled aces in phys ed



Posted by: Johnnny

rockgazer69 what do you mean? I spelled everytning out pretty clearly.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Oh im just teasing cuz of misunderstanding Pitboss meaning he likes to beat off but saying I like the way you take care of your lady in bed




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