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How often do you masterbate


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Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Johnnny
rockgazer69 what do you mean? I spelled everytning out pretty clearly.
Either she means she want to do it over the phone or.... well my guess would be you have to write it more like a story. Men are visual so it doesn't take much for us to get us going. You know like.. girl, tits, hole, cum. There was a full hour of porn from that one.

Do it her way it got to cum out like an X rated romance novel. Like how your throbbing cock presses against her panties, lightly rubbing the material against her clit. Slowly you move your mouth to her ear and softly whisper how she turns you on. etc, etc.....

Then again maybe she can't read well.


Posted by: rockgazer69

OOO I have a couple romance novels featuring Vikings. Big, strong, masculine, dominating ...excuse me I'm gonna go read one and rub one out.haha


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
OOO I have a couple romance novels featuring Vikings. Big, strong, masculine, dominating ...excuse me I'm gonna go read one and rub one out.haha
Nothing better than a nice quiet night at home reading a novel. Best in the bath, candles, rose petals and of course got to have the shower massager... unless you have one of those water proof Dolphins!!


Posted by: rockgazer69

Years ago I told one ladyfriend about layin in the tub letting the water run over you (just as it comes out no shower head) I moved to Vegas for 5 yrs when I get back half the towns beating off that way. But it's hard to read when you're pinching your nips...so the imagination has to do...I see Vikings, Conan n The Rock...not all at once Help- no don't


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Years ago I told one ladyfriend about layin in the tub letting the water run over you (just as it comes out no shower head) I moved to Vegas for 5 yrs when I get back half the towns beating off that way. But it's hard to read when you're pinching your nips...so the imagination has to do...I see Vikings, Conan n The Rock...not all at once Help- no don't
Audio tapes!!!!!!!!! Hey there's a million dollar idea! Both hands free.

Either that or I can volunteer to be a book holder??


Posted by: Johnnny

Yeah that's another thing I know about women not critcising it of course not. They like a story same in porn it they watch it. women tend to like porn that has a story & not the type of pornos that start out with banging right away.

As for men, we like seeing all porn, & just seeing our woman naked infront of us is enough.


Posted by: ms21vegas

I have tried a long time ago, but since then I havent. I perfer to get the real thing if possible!!!


Posted by: Johnnny

Most ppl do prefer the real thing. For me &/or my woman, we consider porn to be more entertainment.


Posted by: ms21vegas

yeah it can be entertainment!!


Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

all those stupid pornos are entertaining

and im not talking about watching it

but just the stupid ass plots...


Posted by: Johnnny

Yeah I know what you mean about the plots. Most of the time I go for John Stagliano's Buttman Movies with Rocco, Nacho, & others as well as the other movies by the Evil Empire company. They make Rocco's series & Kristoff's series as well who's also been in Buttman movies.

Let me tell you they have some of the most beautiful women you'll see. Much better looking & exotic than the pay-per-view mainstream movies.


Posted by: rockgazer69

Sandra Scream is gorgeous but her nipples don't get hard....I guess if my boobs looked like that I wouldnt care (if they still felt good anyway)... Does anyone remember The Dark Brothers movies?


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Sandra Scream is gorgeous but her nipples don't get hard....I guess if my boobs looked like that I wouldnt care (if they still felt good anyway)... Does anyone remember The Dark Brothers movies?
Okay we went from "how often" to "what kind of porn do you watch?"

There is a thread in here somewhere regarding that but since I'm here...

I'm hooked on two series "The Watcher" and "Action Sport Sex" they have like 13 or 16 volumes. I have like one or two of each


Posted by: rockgazer69

Well the two may be related because I don't do it as much since I taped over a vintage but very good (in places) Vannessa Del Rio tape.


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Well the two may be related because I don't do it as much since I taped over a vintage but very good (in places) Vannessa Del Rio tape.
That girl was "nasty" in a good way.

I don't have any favorites really. But I do have my own favorite scenes or actions. Actually I don't what you would call it. Just some things these girls do just do it for me.


Posted by: rockgazer69

One part of that tape was like old reliable. Two minutes to blast off... I miss that tape.


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
One part of that tape was like old reliable. Two minutes to blast off... I miss that tape.
I'm sure it's available somewhere and probably on DVD. Put it on your Xmas list and send it to Santa PB.


Posted by: rockgazer69

I need to get some good adult catalogs...It used to be fun to check my Mom's toy drawer. No I didn't use her stuff ewww but the lady had some secrets.


Posted by: rockgazer69

The glass dildos they have now are pretty I heard there's even a display in a museum somewhere.


Posted by: Pitboss

My guess Europe.

Those things are expensive!! Drop it once and there goes the fun.


Posted by: rockgazer69

I think they're bulletproof..haha in case your man gets jealous


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
I think they're bulletproof..haha in case your man gets jealous
I could never get jealous.. unless she wouldn't let me use it on her.


Posted by: rockgazer69

You type slow when your masturbating


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
You type slow when your masturbating
I use two hands, sorry.

u have PM


Posted by: rockgazer69

OOOO


Posted by: Pitboss

shouldn't that have been OOOO


Posted by: Burner02

hiya gazer...I see..you've met PB....



Posted by: rockgazer69

OOPS I'm cheating on you. How come we don't have a busted smiley?


Posted by: Burner02

PB's a good ol friend of mine..no worries!


BTW...did ya like the last of those PM's I sent you, Ms. white sweater?


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
OOPS I'm cheating on you. How come we don't have a busted smiley?
Oh sorry didn't know you and Burner had something. Sorry there Burner. I'll step off............................................... . wait I'm thinking. Thinking..... okay I can share


Posted by: rockgazer69

OOOOO


Posted by: Burner02

I think we have her attention....



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
OOOOO
That's more like it

all natural or are we using electronics?


Posted by: rockgazer69

YEP


Posted by: Burner02

somebody just brought in Wedndy's chilli..ow I am hungry.....
Thought I'd share....


Posted by: rockgazer69

DON'T SAY WEDN....I have 3 exes already ha ha


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
somebody just brought in Wedndy's chilli..ow I am hungry.....
Thought I'd share....
Help yourself I'm having way too much excitement to think about food. Eating yes. Food no.


Posted by: Burner02

well...old man...some body has to warm her up for the main event...

(damn...that was a good one...if I do say..)



Posted by: rockgazer69

Have you tried the new Cyber diet... rotten.com? Oh my God the stuff on there I won't eat for a week... one pic is of a competition weight lifter....he blew his asshole out it's SO gross... just thought I'd be helpful


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
well...old man...some body has to warm her up for the main event...

(damn...that was a good one...if I do say..)
Doing it as a favor old buddy. Hate to see her go frigid on ya

Although she hasn't even given me a chance to really warm her up.


Posted by: Burner02

hmm...blown out colon blow...that would have to be some H O T chili!

Seen that one..
So..for nasty pics...u seen the pic of the boob that kuso put out some time ago?
I was disturbed for a couple days...


Posted by: Burner02

what can I say...I've spoiled her...
heh heh....


Posted by: rockgazer69

no I squint my eyes every time I go for the next pic on there .


Posted by: Pitboss

Well I got a kid to pick up in the morning.. Daddy and Carter day!!! You two have fun.

Hey Burner switch hands yet... LOL

Good night.


Posted by: rockgazer69

Have a fun day don't let him kick your butt too hard


Posted by: rockgazer69

No wonder he's quiet eatin with one n beatin with the other Busy guy.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
No wonder he's quiet eatin with one n beatin with the other Busy guy.
yep...we're BOTH happy!



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Well I got a kid to pick up in the morning.. Daddy and Carter day!!! You two have fun.

Hey Burner switch hands yet... LOL

Good night.
lATER, pb!


Posted by: rockgazer69

Bye


Posted by: Burner02

so..it's just you..and I...
how the hell r ya?


Posted by: rockgazer69

My daughter said we are just like a bunch of seventh graders this is what they talk about at lunch!!!!


Posted by: Burner02

sex? how old is your daughter?


Posted by: rockgazer69

12 my mouth is still hangin open n she's still laughing


Posted by: Burner02

I don't tink I was really even thinking about that when I was 12...DAMN THAT BRITTNEY SPEARS!


Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

You werent thinking about this stuff at 12?

Yep your a fag lol


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
You werent thinking about this stuff at 12?

Yep your a fag lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Crono1000

I was a sheltered child. I didn't start wacking till I was 16 or 17, I forget.


Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

lol
I was 14...and that was considered late around here


Posted by: Crono1000

somehow I missed this first time through this thread



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts




I LOVE THAT


Posted by: Pitboss

Great now there goes that idea before bedtime.. thanks crono!!


Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:
Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
You werent thinking about this stuff at 12?

Yep your a fag lol
I was but it's so different when it's your kids...actually a friend taught me to masturbate by humping a pillow when I was like 5.
We'd play brides by putting these fancy puffy slips on our heads and dressing in white n go out n hump our pillows (like woman on top sitting up) on the front lawn. We had no idea it was a secret thing . I wonder now if there were any related car accidents.



Posted by: Johnnny

Man at 5yrs old? I was only 9 when I first choked the chicken & I thought that was young.

I saw my first porno film with the late great John C.Holmes when I was 12yrs old & I thought that was hardcore. I had a few friends over one day on a day off from school. We were alone in the house hanging out in the basement watching tv, & playing video games. I was in the storage area in the basement looking for some Nintendo games & found a box full of old school Beta tapes. We had a Beta machine still as I had a whole bunch of classic tv shows & cartoons on Beta tape. So I took one tape out that had a label that was torn off & couldn't read what was on it.
I brought it out & said this was probably a tape of our favorite classic tv shows. I hooked up our Sony Beta machine & my friend put the tape in. I used the remote to press play. To our surprise there was John C. Holmes getting his huge weiner sucked on by Vanessa Del Rio. We didn't know who any of these ppl were. We were also shocked by what we were watching on the tv. We loved it, all we did that afternoon was watch several of our first pornos.

When I was alone later at night, I jerked off to that movie. I eventually converted all the movies to VHS when I had a chance & was alone. I eventually made VHS copies to my friends as well.
They told me they jerked off to the movies as well when ever they were alone.


Posted by: KillerAbz

Very often, and not ashamed at all.

"Another day without a lover..."


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by KillerAbz
Very often, and not ashamed at all.

"Another day without a lover..."
Join the crowd

Might cheat tonight though and go lefty... LOL


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Join the crowd

Might cheat tonight though and go lefty... LOL



Posted by: Pitboss

or try a threesome


Hmm ms21 there you go again laughing. I'm loving it!!!


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
or try a threesome


Hmm ms21 there you go again laughing. I'm loving it!!!

Sorry I can't help it! Yall crack me up over here!!


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
Sorry I can't help it! Yall crack me up over here!!


Never had a threesome but Its sure would be interesting lol


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
Sorry I can't help it! Yall crack me up over here!!
That's a good thing!!


Hmmm so Ms21 one hand or two hands???


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
Never had a threesome but Its sure would be interesting lol
I was referring to the left hand, the right hand and Mr. PB


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
That's a good thing!!


Hmmm so Ms21 one hand or two hands???

ummm....none. I havent tried that since the first time I tried. But I'm going on a record here being alone so I might have to try some new things!!


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
I was referring to the left hand, the right hand and Mr. PB
Who's mr.pb???


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
ummm....none. I havent tried that since the first time I tried. But I'm going on a record here being alone so I might have to try some new things!!
Shower Massager!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
Who's mr.pb???
Well I can't say Little PB cause everyone who knows me calls my kid that.


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Shower Massager!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll give it some time before I got to that. lmao


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by ms21vegas
I'll give it some time before I got to that. lmao
Work your way up.


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Work your way up.
lol one day lol


Posted by: PreMier

I like how you are so colorful


I got into this girls car that I have been hanging out with the last few days... Well, once I got in, she put in a new CD. The song that came up was the one that says "When I think about you I touch myself". I wonder if it meant anything...


Posted by: ms21vegas

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
I like how you are so colorful


I got into this girls car that I have been hanging out with the last few days... Well, once I got in, she put in a new CD. The song that came up was the one that says "When I think about you I touch myself". I wonder if it meant anything...
[color=red]OMG That's to funny go on,go on...and then what happened? lol


Posted by: PreMier

Sorry, I am a gentleman. No kiss and tell


Posted by: ms21vegas

I can respect that!!


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
Sorry, I am a gentleman. No kiss and tell
Who said anything about kissing????


Posted by: PreMier

I did.

Your a porn star... you see enough action, let alone talking about it here on IM


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
I did.

Your a porn star... you see enough action, let alone talking about it here on IM
Who me??


Posted by: rockgazer69




Posted by: PreMier

Any action shots?


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
I heard those work really well!! Either cold or warm!!


Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Who me??

No the other PB...

I can just imagine the view you have while working. lol


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
Any action shots?



Posted by: rockgazer69

no but i have about 12 of these on my christmas list wanna see the rest


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
No the other PB...

I can just imagine the view you have while working. lol
It's a great view


Posted by: Pitboss

Speaking of this thread. I have a new DVD to watch then a nap so I can work tonight.

Rock send me your list... I'd love to get you some new toys!


Posted by: rockgazer69




Posted by: rockgazer69

What do you want? Action shots?


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
What do you want? Action shots?
Who me??? Never


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
What do you want? Action shots?
Do you want them?


Posted by: rockgazer69


click on em for a better view they are so pretty. I heard they have a display of them in an art museum.


Posted by: rockgazer69

well 1 would do it ...we could work out a trade...


Posted by: rockgazer69




Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
well 1 would do it ...we could work out a trade...
Like I would say no to that.

What's the deal??


Posted by: rockgazer69

Well they're expensive you'll have to tell me what the deal is.


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
Well they're expensive you'll have to tell me what the deal is.
You know what I'd want out of it. What do you want out of it..


I need to nap. I can not stay awake!!


Posted by: rockgazer69

I don't know it might involve a road trip. Sweet dreams.


Posted by: Pitboss

How expensive??????


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
I don't know it might involve a road trip. Sweet dreams.
Funny I was thinking the same thing.. LOL

Night all. Might be back at 3am... maybe not


Posted by: rockgazer69

I'm not sure I think it was you that said around $100 n if you drop it... but they must be unbreakable..


Posted by: rockgazer69

we scared everyone else away


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by Pitboss
Funny I was thinking the same thing.. LOL

Night all. Might be back at 3am... maybe not
road trip?
um..u drive a hardley.....it wold break down WAY before you get to your destination..



Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
road trip?
um..u drive a hardley.....it wold break down WAY before you get to your destination..
Dude I'd be flying!! No time to waste for this fine lady!!


Posted by: Burner02

Ha!
Just getting off work?


Posted by: rockgazer69



http://www.bedroomsports.com/product...d=3694&sid=146

Wuu Wuu, more now. somebody has been a very good bad boy.


Posted by: Pitboss

Now how can I compete with that???


Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Wuu Wuu, more now.
My thoughts exactly.... after seeing that pic you used for your avatar!!


Posted by: Luke9583

It's part of my ab routine...... isn't that normal?


Posted by: rockgazer69

I'm not sure can you send me a video so I can decide.


Posted by: PreMier




Posted by: Luke9583

There's one floating around the internet somewhere. (always keep a video record of ab workouts.... You know, to keep progress in check and what not. Is THAT normal?)


Posted by: sawheet

loaded gun theory, every day


Posted by: MaxMirkin

Every couple of minutes, when I'm at work. (I'm a cook at Olive Garden.)


Posted by: Luke9583




Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Every couple of minutes, when I'm at work. (I'm a cook at Olive Garden.)
That's the same procedure they use at Dunkin Donuts for the Boston Creams


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
That's the same procedure they use at Dunkin Donuts for the Boston Creams
I was just curious how you happened across this information


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Well given the high quality staff at my local donut shops that would be common sense. heheheh


Posted by: Riverdragon

well if nothing else, that's reason enough to not ever eat doughnuts again.


Posted by: Burner02

Hey...have you seen, Van Wilder?
Think about THAT scene next time you delve into one!
"ooohh..they're still warm!"



Posted by: pmech

HAHAHAHA..... ... I actually threw up when I saw that.


Posted by: Gena Marie

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan
Masturbation is good for you.


Australian scientists found that men who masturbated frequently in their twenties - 5 times or more a week - had a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer later in life.

Multiple partners increases the odds of getting prostate cancer and sexual intercourse increases the risk of infection, which can lead to prostate cancer.

So keep your prostate healthy. Masturbate!
Where is the study for women? Not that I need a reason


Posted by: ladybuilder

Everyday...especially when the old man is away with the Army. I sometimes fall asleep doing it because it is just not as good as "getting the high h@rd one"!


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by ladybuilder
Everyday...especially when the old man is away with the Army. I sometimes fall asleep doing it because it is just not as good as "getting the high h@rd one"!
Won't disagree with the falling asleep part


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Me too now. I haven't been laid in ... well ... I aint gonna say but it has been a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeery long time.

Every day for me too.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Won't disagree with the falling asleep part
Hey S-train!
I have an idea....you could show me your technique and I could help out by giving ya a hand..or something...

The things I am willing to do for a friend..


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Hey S-train!
I have an idea....you could show me your technique and I could help out by giving ya a hand..or something...

The things I am willing to do for a friend..
Do you remember Stretch Armstrong from a long time ago? The toy that had the arms that you pulled made of rubber??? You must b/c I'm all the way in Jersey and all though the offer was nice it sounds complicated jk


Posted by: Burner02

speaking of 'stretch'...
'how you doin'?


1200 miles of separation...details....

Whatcha doin' today?
I am getting around..ad going to the gym in about 45 minutes, then off to my 12 hour shift...


Posted by: shutupntra1n

OH I'm just wonderful. Having lots of fun reposting my goal defenses on ps
Besides that, I'm okay. I'm going to the casino tonight $$$ What do you do for work?


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Oh and back to the point of the thread....................... daily


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
OH I'm just wonderful. Having lots of fun reposting my goal defenses on ps
Besides that, I'm okay. I'm going to the casino tonight $$$ What do you do for work?
Are you any good?
I mean..at the casino?

What do you like to play?
I'm trying to learn poker.
I'm pretty good at the ATM! I always win there! I put my card in, hit a couple buttons....and out comes money!
Wahoo!


My main income is that I am contractor for the Air Force. I do network security.
I am also a realtor. (I am part time with that right now until I get more and consistant business, then will go full time with that.)


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Oh and back to the point of the thread....................... daily
do you have a preference to where? Bedroom, in the shower? back porch?



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
do you have a preference to where? Bedroom, in the shower? back porch?
Back porch LOL
I always win at the casino. The least I've ever won is $800.00. I play slots only.


Posted by: Burner02

HA!
You didn't answer!

dam ! You and I need to hang out! I could use some of that good luck!


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Oh ummm always in the bed


Posted by: Burner02

so...how are you single? I tell ya..if I were still there...things could be different!
What part of NJ do you live in? I used to be stationed at McGuire, AFB. When I got out in '98, I was seriously thinking of staying and gettting a job @ the prison there and going to college. (I was a cop in the Air Force)
Came home instead.


Posted by: Burner02

well, rain has stopped..gotta go to the gym.
Havea great night!


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
so...how are you single? I tell ya..if I were still there...things could be different!
What part of NJ do you live in? I used to be stationed at McGuire, AFB. When I got out in '98, I was seriously thinking of staying and gettting a job @ the prison there and going to college. (I was a cop in the Air Force)
Came home instead.
I live very close to MAB. Single... mmm.. Well I'm always accepting applications but nobody is ever qualified if you understand what I mean.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
I live very close to MAB. Single... mmm.. Well I'm always accepting applications but nobody is ever qualified if you understand what I mean.
so..what does one have to do to be qualified for your hand?
Inquiring minds want to know!


Posted by: Pitboss

The older I get the more often I seem to be rubbin one out... but then again maybe working at a strip club 6 days a week has a lot to do with that...

The worst part I find about masterbating is doing it alone, oh and always being the one having to sleep in the wet spot of the bed... LOL


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
so..what does one have to do to be qualified for your hand?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Well there are alot of dont's and stuff but I will know when I meet him
Oh and btw, I like your sig... good movie


Posted by: shellspeare

i do the deed about three times a week, mainly due to my partner working nights.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Well there are alot of dont's and stuff but I will know when I meet him
Oh and btw, I like your sig... good movie
that's not halping!


Thanks! Love the movies. I need to get them on DVD now...I've got the pack on VHS...need to upgrade..
You know he's coming out with a Rocky VI!
He's in awesome shape..but a 50 something year old being a professional boxer? Ok, George Foreman was silly..



Posted by: Luke9583

Lately, about 7 times a day.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
that's not halping!


Thanks! Love the movies. I need to get them on DVD now...I've got the pack on VHS...need to upgrade..
You know he's coming out with a Rocky VI!
He's in awesome shape..but a 50 something year old being a professional boxer? Ok, George Foreman was silly..
I was actually referring to "Something Wicked This Way Comes" as the movie. I used to watch it all the time years ago.

Well Burner,
Although men always tell me that the things I'm into are great, they don't end up being supportive. I honestly am tired of dating guys that think just cause they don't stop me from doing certain things then that equals being supportive. I want a man that likes what I do as much as myself. No matter what a few select men think of me, most of them don't want girlfriends that want to "be bigger" and wanting to go into law enforcement usually digs up alot of shit.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
Lately, about 7 times a day.
Poor baby


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Poor baby

Nope, that's me on a day when I can only squeeze in 6.


Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Lately, about 7 times a day.
well, I'd say we could call you,"cool hand luke" but with all the friction of your hobbies....
ah hell, how 'bout we just call you 'hand job?"



Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
I was actually referring to "Something Wicked This Way Comes" as the movie. I used to watch it all the time years ago.

Well Burner,
Although men always tell me that the things I'm into are great, they don't end up being supportive. I honestly am tired of dating guys that think just cause they don't stop me from doing certain things then that equals being supportive. I want a man that likes what I do as much as myself. No matter what a few select men think of me, most of them don't want girlfriends that want to "be bigger" and wanting to go into law enforcement usually digs up alot of shit.
Don't know if I ahve seen that movie then.
So, how big is 'big' for you?
You wanna be a cop, eh? I've still got my hand cuffs from my days...I could show you restraining an searching procedures...
"Cavity search! Go DEEP!"



Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Burner02
Don't know if I ahve seen that movie then.
So, how big is 'big' for you?
You wanna be a cop, eh? I've still got my hand cuffs from my days...I could show you restraining an searching procedures...
"Cavity search! Go DEEP!"
Mornin!
Big is whenever I feel satisfied with my size I will do a cut. But not even close for now. My stats are in my journal. I'm on a bulk. I posted newer pics as well but those should change over the next few months if all goes well with this bulk cycle. Next goal is to hit 160.

Nothing sexier than a man in uniform, cops to be specific. Now about those procedures


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Burner02
well, I'd say we could call you,"cool hand luke" but with all the friction of your hobbies....
ah hell, how 'bout we just call you 'hand job?"
So is Luke lefty or righty? Cause pending he is a lefty, we'll just call him Left Hand Luke. But in the matter of 7 times a day he might just need to learn how to be ambidextreous... don't even know if that's the right spelling
Isn't there serious arthritis associated will that much rubbing it out?


Posted by: Luke9583

Nah. It's my forearm and ab routine wrapped into one.

But, I only started worki'n my forarms since Lis put up her new pics.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Nah. It's my forearm and ab routine wrapped into one.

But, I only started worki'n my forarms since Lis put up her new pics.



Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Nah. It's my forearm and ab routine wrapped into one.

But, I only started worki'n my forarms since Lis put up her new pics.
luke i swear if you dont buy this woman a plane ticket soon ill just buy 1 for you (provided i get a wedding invitation.)


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1
luke i swear if you dont buy this woman a plane ticket soon ill just buy 1 for you (provided i get a wedding invitation.)
FUNNY! I stopped in the middle of a PM about plane tickets to respond to this one


Posted by: shutupntra1n

I would walk there but I'm bulking and clearly that is too much cardio


Posted by: Luke9583

what, you think you're just gonna lay down when you get here? lmao


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
what, you think you're just gonna lay down when you get here? lmao
No... I'll be at your gym trainging b/c clearly you didn't think I was going to slack off just b/c I'm away from home. LOL


Posted by: Luke9583

Of course.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Of course.
You can spot me can't you? Given my current measurements I'll be spotting you I think. I just desparately need help with form


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
You can spot me can't you? Given my current measurements I'll be spotting you I think. I just desparately need help with form
Looks more like you need help not making angry faces for no reason . I hear the best way to watch somebody's form is from underneith.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Looks more like you need help not making angry faces for no reason . I hear the best way to watch somebody's form is from underneith.
Okay if you are going to work out with me there are some rules:

1) Hands on weights at all times
2) No surprises when I am doing any of the following -
Bent lat raises
Bent over rows
Dead Lifts


Posted by: Luke9583

Cable weighted crunches?


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Cable weighted crunches?
Lucky enough I don't participate in these. Actually I like the decline bench for my situps.


Posted by: BoneCrusher

You two reallllly should get together and "train" some.


Posted by: Luke9583

HEY! that's a cheap one!


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Leave it up to Bone Crusher and you'll end up in NY!


Posted by: BoneCrusher

U2=


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Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
thats a classic


Posted by: Pitboss

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
I think Luke just admitted you are too much for him to handle???

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Okay if you are going to work out with me there are some rules:

1) Hands on weights at all times
2) No surprises when I am doing any of the following -
Bent lat raises
Bent over rows
Dead Lifts
Uhm you left squats off your list


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by Pitboss
I think Luke just admitted you are too much for him to handle???
Lis is all talk

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Originally Posted by Pitboss
You left squats off your list
Awww man, you just ruined my suprise.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

1) when there's nothing else to say, just to have something to say or just to hear yourself say it

2) Help Luke??? Only help you will need is figuring out what is more impressive in my case... my ass or my biceps







Oh and ps... I don't do squats buddy


Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Nah man he just needs help with the plane fare ... Luke can handle the "training". The cardio will get them both soooooo healthy ...


Posted by: Pitboss

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Lis is all talk

Awww man, you just ruined my suprise.
Hmm I've seen her pics and her stats, and well, talk or no talk she could toss me around


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Pitboss
Hmm I've seen her pics and her stats, and well, talk or no talk she could toss me around
I am very assertive but luckily for any men that enter my life I happen to like the submissive side


Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
I am very assertive but luckily for any men that enter my life I happen to like the submissive side
quit bein a pussy luke and take some action here. cant you take a hint?


Posted by: shutupntra1n

And back to the original point to the thread... God bless Duracell


Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
And back to the original point to the thread... God bless Duracell
and this chicks funny as hell. what more do you want dude?


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Hey SuperMan, I just noticed ur ass is invisible here too! Damn. LOL


Posted by: bulletproof1

hehe


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
And back to the original point to the thread... God bless Duracell
You mean you don't have n/e thing gas powered yet? Lis, I'm suprised


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
You mean you don't have n/e thing gas powered yet? Lis, I'm suprised
Electric yes, gas powered no If I did it would have to be Yukon Denali sized !!!


Posted by: bulletproof1

she dont want gas powered. she wants luke powered.


Posted by: Luke9583

That's just wrong.

That reminds me of this one rental car I had once.


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Tell us about it mmmmm


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Shutupntra1n if you can get your boy and your toy in one bed you are bound to get "Lucky" indeed ...


Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Tell us about it mmmmm
it was all sticky


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Strangely since the modern creation of electric powered machinery I have been single


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Complain now my dear but I'm not the one that will end up with arthritis by 25


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Sex lowers your risk of arthritis?


Posted by: Luke9583

I just REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want prostate cancer


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Luke9583
I just REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want prostate cancer
Nobody is here to condemn your self gratification We are supposed to be in this together

We need a new thread called MA... Masturbaters anonymous... Where's poor BoneCrusher on this one



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