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Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

she dont want gas powered. she wants luke powered.

LMAO! I just saw this one. This is how my dreams have been starting out lately

Damn those are long dreams.

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

LMAO! I just saw this one. This is how my dreams have been starting out lately

Damn those are long dreams.

When you wake up is your pillow gone???

Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

When you wake up is your pillow gone???

don't know, I wake up on the floor.

Posted by: gr81

Quote:

We need a new thread called MA... Masturbaters anonymous...

shit we already have a team, come and join in, we had lettermen jackets made.. lol

Posted by: Luke9583

SHHHHH dont tell her before the ceremonial initiatoin!

Posted by: Burner02

jeez...I go away for a while...I come back and it's two pages later!

Dam, Luke-
just saw your stats...You re at where I should friggin be. Good job!

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

jeez...I go away for a while...I come back and it's two pages later!

Dam, Luke-
just saw your stats...You re at where I should friggin be. Good job!

Hi Burner

Posted by: Burner02

howdy!
Whatch'all doing tonight?
Me? I'm in between pay checks....so not much...

Posted by: Burner02

Or, I guess the correct answer to that would be:
What am I doing tonight?
BAck!

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

howdy!
Whatch'all doing tonight?
Me? I'm in between pay checks....so not much...

I'm going to the gym like a good girl. Delts and traps! Yeaaaaaaahhhhh!

Posted by: Burner02

you do those together as well?
Suh-weet!

So....you wanna be a cop? That is awesome! evil doers beware!
There will be a new sherriff in town..she is hot, she is in control!
please welcome, S-Train!

By the way...procedures:
I will lead. It's all in the commands.

Ma'am, I am gonna need you to bend over at the waist and do whatever the nice officer tells you!

Posted by: Luke9583

Thanks Burner!

Posted by: Burner02

not a problem!

ok..it's 11:30 on a Friday night on the East Coast...why are you here, online?

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Yall discussing me when I'm not here huh

Posted by: Burner02

well, you are here now..so we don't have to!

and..my question goes to you as well:
it's now midnight on a FRIDAY and you are here on-line...what gives?
so..do you have one of those 'joysee acents?

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Some words I guess. Depends who I'm talking to. I'm home b/c I'm a homebody. After working all day and going to the gym after I'm beat. Plus my favorite show is on Friday nights. All my buddies just go to the bar and get smashed. (not my style)

Posted by: Burner02

what's the show?
Mine just finished: The Amazing Race.

I was stationed witha friend of mine in California. He was from Seaford, Long Island, Ny.
I used to mimick his accent..now some words just come out wiht a muttled accent..

so..who's this nearly nekkid woman in your sig?

Posted by: shutupntra1n

I was watching Third Watch. The woman is Chyna after she didn't do WWF anymore

Posted by: camarosuper6

The dollar store has 4 packs of batteries for a dollar... in case ya wanted to know

Posted by: camarosuper6

Chyna looks a LOT better now that she doenst look like a complete man.

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by camarosuper6

The dollar store has 4 packs of batteries for a dollar... in case ya wanted to know

Thanx for the tip

Posted by: camarosuper6

Its Friday.. In Socal Id be out on the town tonight.. but up here in Eureka.. Im doing SHIT.

Posted by: Burner02

Yeah, what camaro said.
She looks pretty good now.

hmm..going out to wal mart to compare battery prices. It could be done..but that would concrete my being pathetic..

I'll just sit here, and work on burning some cd's...
Oh, and talk with this hottie. (that would be s-train, camaro.)
I know you are lonely..but pull it together, man!

Posted by: camarosuper6

Im tryin mayn, Im tryin

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Posted by: iMan323

Typing with one hand right now...

Posted by: rockgazer69

couldn't have typed this last nite at all, this morning would have been a challenge...

Posted by: Johnnny

rockgazer69

Quote:

couldn't have typed this last nite at all, this morning would have been a challenge...

Why would it have been a challenge?

Posted by: rockgazer69

two hands last nite one this morning. matt was asleep last nite but lent a hand this morning.....he has become an imesh fan too.

Posted by: ChrisROCK

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

two hands last nite one this morning. matt was asleep last nite....

Posted by: rockgazer69

got a request for the link.... more people need to be confessing in here.

Posted by: rockgazer69

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?s...ixglass.com%2F

(psssst,go to the site's media files to see beautiful ladies using their pretty toys.)

Posted by: rockgazer69

mine.

Posted by: Johnnny

rockgazer69

That's a serious lookn' dildo

You must have a lot of fun with that?

Posted by: rockgazer69

check, again....

and actually i can only use like 3 inches of it. the speed bumps are kinda rough on tender flesh. i need a smooth one, have this in mind

Posted by: rockgazer69

or even better

Posted by: rockgazer69

what if every time people from im rubbed one out they had to confess in here.... where are you people....

i'm waiting...

Posted by: rockgazer69

http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/index.cfm

Posted by: rockgazer69

well a girl can dream can't she...

Posted by: OceanDude

"Be careful what you wish for."

Posted by: rockgazer69

Question Guy?

Posted by: rockgazer69

okay i just figured out that the guys on test are really not telling the truth about this how many times thing....

Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:

Originally Posted by OceanDude

"Be careful what you wish for."

i wish i had a genie.

Posted by: QuestionGuy

ok ok ill confess, ti what ?, lol.......

Posted by: rockgazer69

ti?

Posted by: rockgazer69

Max, doin any christmas shopping yet?

http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/c...em.cfm?ID=3742

Posted by: rockgazer69

do not get this. she will not stop laughing.....

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

what if every time people from im rubbed one out they had to confess in here.... where are you people....

i'm waiting...

then i would have a much bigger post count

Posted by: rockgazer69

hmmm here i go again. kidding

maybe

Posted by: Shae

AHHHHHH I CONFESS!!!!

The Passion Superstore is comming to the Women's Expo in Phoenix early December and I am gonna make a request to do a Passion Party.

And yes, when order time comes, I'm gonna get a dildo.

*sigh* That feels better.

Posted by: rockgazer69

very nice. next....

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

very nice. next....

Very nice? How bout, "The sexual freak finally comes out!"

Posted by: rockgazer69

oops i did it again....

Posted by: Flex

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

what if every time people from im rubbed one out they had to confess in here

i'd reach IM's maximum post limit (esp. on test

)

Posted by: rockgazer69

99% of the population masturbates the other 1% lie about it.

Posted by: vanity

MASTURBATION POEM

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

Posted by: rockgazer69

Green Tom

Hey Masturbator

OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know im all alone,
Felling kind'a horny
got a tingle in my bone

Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!

I go a little faster
and its feeling kind'a nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Woman moans*

I use some baby oil
or a lil' vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz' you don't know where its been

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Im do it in the car
while im driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan*

Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
stroke the chicken
holding now its squeezin the tomatoe
I put the miss novermber
Now im gonna take orator

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Bumbing the bannana
miss the lizard
shake and bake'em
counting on the flounder
and its mak'n a jamaican
Spank the frank
watch the carrot
got my hand its aken

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!

Posted by: da jock

I'm 4>6 x's. But I'm married so I get to ball too!
If I answered this when I was 13>20 yo it would 've been 3x's a day (sometimes) easily 21x's a week I'd guess. I was hell-bent @ j/o!!

Posted by: bkc

Quote:

Originally Posted by J'Bo

i did not lie...i think i shot the averages up

opps.

Have any vids

!?! I'm ready to now.

Posted by: sportytahoe

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

Posted by: Newt

I heard that strokin' it is good for your Prostate! I'm just trying to prolong my life and health. It is really a sacrifice.

Posted by: rockgazer69

my prostate is really healthy today

Posted by: cman

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

my prostate is really healthy today

WOW

Posted by: rockgazer69

broke it off w matt so guess i'll be here more......

Posted by: I'm Trying

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportytahoe

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

Posted by: Burner02

his loss...

Posted by: Luke9583

It's RockGazers fault!

Posted by: rockgazer69

nuh uh

me too....

Posted by: Luke9583

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

Posted by: da jock

On the high-end: back when I was 15 or so & got to be "home-alone" one weekend while my parents took a trip I prolly jacked off 20x's between Fri night & Sunday afternoon!! I was horny & possessed! I was barely getting hard by Sunday & I remember getting worried because my balls started to ache when I would bust! Ahh, good ol' adolescence!

Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

want me to kiss it?

Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

want me to kiss it?

silly question

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

Why are you announcing this

Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Why are you announcing this

I cannot tell a lie.

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I cannot tell a lie.

What is this pic of might I ask

Posted by: Luke9583

Cherry tree

Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

silly question

where exactly did you want that kiss?

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

where exactly did you want that kiss?

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIPS" AND THERE WERE. AND THEY GAVE GOOD HEAD!

I had to say that.

Posted by: Burner02

are um...u speaking from...experience...Shae?

Posted by: rockgazer69

and god saw this and was pleased thus he rewarded eve by giving adam a tongue for the key to eves pleasure was much harder to reach......

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

are um...u speaking from...experience...Shae?

I reccon your a Rocky Horror Picture Show Virgin.

Posted by: rockgazer69

me? thought about it but i was way too tired....

Posted by: Shae

Yeah, I'm no Rocky Horror Picture Show Virgin.

Date of devirginization: June 28th, 2003

I just need someone to go with Saturday nights. I promise I will wear some fishnet stockings.

Posted by: Burner02

I watched the episode of Drew Carrey where they went...does that count?

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

I watched the episode of Drew Carrey where they went...does that count?

You wish!

Just kiddin bro.

Realy, what happens is that when you are a Rocky Horror Virgin, your not safe from anyone. You get a "V" painted on your head and you are branded a virgin. All virgins get on stage and they get on their knees and get embarassed. But its okay though, they want you to come back and see the show more.

I dunno if it was embarrasment for me but I was a judge in the lengere/fetish show. I had to sit in a chair and let the chicks (and a dude) do their thing. I was so tickled the whole time, because that was the first time I ever got that close to a female ass or tits.

I had no idea what to think then. And my birthday party was stationed there even so it was also more memorable. Never donned on me till a year later that I should of brought a camra.

Posted by: Burner02

they used to do it here..but not for some time..

Posted by: Lavrik_AK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner02

I like it when people (usually women) sayu they have never masterbated...
uh huh..in your 30 years of living..1/2 that with an 'adult' body..and you have never pleasured or 'explored' yourself in an way....

I said never, but that's never NOW, not never EVER. I used to be a daily guy,

but never really wanted to be that way. Now I'm married and get very regular sex, so it's all good!

Posted by: rockgazer69

what the hell i stop coming here n the thread dies???? well every damn day. how's that? now spice up this thread.

Posted by: rockgazer69

i have a feeling shae has some confessing to do...

she's been pming me some pretty steamy stuff.

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i have a feeling shae has some confessing to do...

she's been pming me some pretty steamy stuff.

Hey now! No one horney for the Rock like we are.

If they are, I'll pm them what I sent ya.

Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

where exactly did you want that kiss?

Sign on AIM and I'll tell ya

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

where exactly did you want that kiss?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

Sign on AIM and I'll tell ya

Shit! I don't have AIM and I have work tomorrow.

I want a blow by blow if this happens. If I'm on tomorrow to be exact.

Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

Shit! I don't have AIM and I have work tomorrow.

I want a blow by blow if this happens. If I'm on tomorrow to be exact.

"this" happens alot

(not enough though

)

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

"this" happens alot

(not enough though

)

You evil sons a bitches!

Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

You evil sons a bitches!

he is teasing you.... i have been a perfect angel. well on aim anyway my yahoo archives would melt your panties tho... burst them into flames...

Posted by: Luke9583

RG is a perfect angel

Posted by: Shae

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

he is teasing you.... i have been a perfect angel. well on aim anyway my yahoo archives would melt your panties tho... burst them into flames...

Scarcasm: I offer it evry day you know. Its one service I offer.

Posted by: Lucifer

3 or 4 times a day lately.

Posted by: LW83

twice a day now

Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer

3 or 4 times a day lately.

what a coincidence.

Posted by: hardasnails1973

Better be taken in alot of zinc other wise you are going to blow it all out LOL Plus i am being serious if you are interested in making gains

Posted by: Chain Link

hard to tpe wih 1 hnd

Posted by: robousy

Every day at least.
Sometimes twice - but always in the evenings on a week day AFTER a workout.
Never in the morning because it makes me SHIT - unsociable, unmotivated, less confident.

At the weekend it can be 4 - 6 times in a day easy. Sometimes every hour.

My record wank was 17 in one session, when i was about 14 yrs old.

Yes, I am a holy wanker.

I have a girlfriend too and she is fit as fuck so don't go thinking I am desparate.

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Yes, I am a holy wanker.

Posted by: Maynard Keenan

I could 6-7 times on a good day.

Posted by: LilDiezel

Quote:

Originally Posted by irontime

Whew

There people out there just as pathetic as me

And I've heard that it raises the testosterone in men, I read that in a Musclemag once.

Is that true that masturbating really increases your testosterone level?

Posted by: WATTS

damn i hope so....

Posted by: reimon

Quote:

Originally Posted by robousy

Every day at least.
Sometimes twice - but always in the evenings on a week day AFTER a workout.
Never in the morning because it makes me SHIT - unsociable, unmotivated, less confident.

At the weekend it can be 4 - 6 times in a day easy. Sometimes every hour.

My record wank was 17 in one session, when i was about 14 yrs old.

Yes, I am a holy wanker.

21 times in one day when i was 12 yrs old... Parents were out of town for the day... I wasn't even going for record either..

In my opinion it makes me not give a fuck on anything after I jack off ... Usually once a day, in the summer even up to twice a day..

Since I was 11 ish I've been masterbating at least once a day, with the exception for the excruciating 100 days of masterbation-free I went through this year... I wanted to prove to myself I can control myself.. Lol Boy was I wrong to start that crap...

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by reimon

37 times in one day is my record so far.....but I feel that with some more training and some creatine and L carnitine, I could hit 40+

Posted by: The Monkey Man

?????????

Posted by: DoubleJoy

Have you seen www.soggybiscuitgame.com ?

Posted by: aceshigh

there 2 types of guy,,,,,theres ones that masterbate and ones that lie,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: carlito cool

once a day

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by aceshigh

there 2 types of guy,,,,,theres ones that masterbate and ones that lie,,,,,,,,,

I do both

Posted by: SuperFlex

I'm done... I will NEVER masterbate again!

Posted by: Little Wing

did you hurt yourself?

Posted by: Buckneked

i love to masterbate even with the one i love....while she watches, and I watch her....for a short time anyway, because .....well thats all i have to say..lol

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

I hate when guys say they don't masturbate...freakin lyers.

Posted by: SuperFlex

I'm never masterbating again.......

Posted by: Burner02

isnt' that the 3rd or fourth time u said that, sir spank-a-lot?

Posted by: carlito cool

I stay horny so everyday

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Dr. Ruth is coming Jan 10th, You sicky's need her badly~!

Posted by: SuperFlex

Nope never. Ever...

I hope she can help me...

Posted by: SuperFlex

Nope, not once. Ever again...

Posted by: DiGiTaL

who the hell voted never?.
what lies...
tsk tsk.

Posted by: Brutus_G

Once a day. Study on apes shows that by preventing a monkey from masturbating that they get depressed. Also it prevents prostrate cancer ha

. It true fully is a case of supply and demand on testosterone don't wack off don't produce as much, use it or lose it boys. How can someone vote never that would suck. my god i figured it out by the 6th grade lol.

Posted by: queenzz

well once a week.. there's no problem with saying the truth...

Posted by: Stevens

every time I am alone at home 6-7 times a day and think about muscule-bound women and or Jodie Marsh.

Posted by: Crono1000

classic bump

Posted by: david

Please Danny don't see this ..... pls Danny don't see this thread!

Posted by: tallcall

I'm just waiting for the show to begin.

BTW I probably do it 2-3 times a day (I know, I'm sick - and GAY -

). Of course I also check out the other guy's dicks in the locker room, sometimes I get a little hard and don't try to cover it up (never ashamed of it, actually quite proud of it!).

So there, you all can chew on that for a little while.

See Danny, IT'S OK 2 BE GAY!

YouTube Video

Posted by: ReproMan

^^

I probably crank 4-5 times a week on average. Rarely 2 times in one day, unless I get one in before work in the morning.

Posted by: Rubes

lol little gay dog

3-4 times a week

Posted by: tallcall

Thank you all!

(takes a bow)

Posted by: goob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubes

lol little gay dog

3-4 times a week

You masterbate a little gay dog 4 times a week??

Posted by: tallcall

Quote:

Originally Posted by goob

You masterbate a little gay dog 4 times a week??

....must....not....say....anything......

Posted by: Rubes

oh shit i walked right into that one

Posted by: LuisaAndrews

Is the same a masturbation for a men than for a woman...I think we have to begin asking that...

Posted by: Dareiko

For me its once in a week .

Posted by: stephfanny

I use my vibrator to get myself off, or finger my clit while my lover is "giving me attention elsewhere" everyday. Is it stil considered masturbation if you are with someone at the time? Wouldn't it just be considered sex? Like if a guy pulls out of me and shoots his load on my belly, or somewhere else

is that masturbation?

Stephie

Posted by: Irons77

Your man can't satisfy you by himself??? You need a new man.

Posted by: the other half

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irons77

Your man can't satisfy you by himself??? You need a new man.

obviously, you have never had the privilege of having a women take care of herself-just for you, so that you can sit back and watch. if she is that comfortable with you and herself, then obiously you are taking care of her.

maybe some day some one will do that for you

Posted by: stephfanny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irons77

Your man can't satisfy you by himself??? You need a new man.

Silly guy, it's not that they can't satisfy me. It's that we are open and into doing anything and everything that makes us both feel good.

Sometime you should try it and you'll know what I meant

I hope that clarifies.

Stephie

Posted by: stephfanny

Quote:

Originally Posted by the other half

Exactly! And thank you for defending my position

Stephie

Posted by: Irons77

Quote:

Originally Posted by the other half

Why would I sit on the sideline and watch??? That's a waste of time IMO! I'll try anything But my woman wants me in action and not watching.

Posted by: tomuchgear

toys are fun but i have a much better time when i get to do the work. fuck a toy my tongue moves better lol. havent had any complaints from the wife to date.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubes

lol little gay dog

3-4 times a week

i have a little gay cat. really.

Posted by: Rubes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i have a little gay cat. really.

is this little gay cat male of female because i do believe i have a big fuzzy gay male cat here

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubes

is this little gay cat male of female because i do believe i have a big fuzzy gay male cat here

he's male, due to lose his rigging in may. his "lover" is a neutered male.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irons77

Why would I sit on the sideline and watch??? That's a waste of time IMO! I'll try anything But my woman wants me in action and not watching.

Posted by: nartic

Quote:

Originally Posted by J'Bo

i did not lie...i think i shot the averages up

opps.

You are too hot to masterbait give me a call I bet I can keep up.

Posted by: tallcall

Quote:

Originally Posted by nartic

You are too hot to masterbait give me a call I bet I can keep up.

Hey man, that's what you told me...

Posted by: nartic

Quote:

Originally Posted by stephfanny

I use my vibrator to get myself off, or finger my clit while my lover is "giving me attention elsewhere" everyday. Is it stil considered masturbation if you are with someone at the time? Wouldn't it just be considered sex? Like if a guy pulls out of me and shoots his load on my belly, or somewhere else

is that masturbation?

Stephie

Wow that story could make me get off you should write in a magazine.

Posted by: nartic

Quote:

Originally Posted by tallcall

Hey man, that's what you told me...

Was that one of those drunk days

Posted by: tallcall

Quote:

Originally Posted by nartic

Was that one of those drunk days

You remembered?!?