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Posted by: REACTION

A tip for the guys. When doing doggy style - reach behind and gently pull your nuts backwards. Most can extend that little bit further. Feel those ovaries!

Posted by: FatGuy

Note to self.....pull back my nuts...

Posted by: BabsieGirl

that is the funniest thing I've heard yet.

one question...if it gets hard enough, why would you have to pull them back?

Posted by: FatGuy

i guess u can make your schlong extends farther out if you pull your nuts back. i will try it the second my girlfriend gets off the rag and report back to you. you can only understand it if you are a guy.
"coming to you live from fatguys bedroom, this is fatguy reporting to you live.."

Posted by: BabsieGirl

lol

I'm just trying to picture it is all. most guys though like to hold their women though while...........

Also, the only picture I have in my mind is this looks to be....rodeo style.....hold on with one hand and wiggle the other.....

I can see where he'd get an extra inch....but what does that matter? Educate me.

Posted by: REACTION

Just a technique that's all. If it feels good - do it. Plus the rodeo style fits in with my hat and cowboy boots - YeeeeeeHawwwww

Posted by: BabsieGirl

you wear boots and hat while.....

be careful with those spurs...she may buck ya...

Posted by: ponyboy

How about the bucking bronco:

When you're in position, reach around, grab hold and whisper in her ear that she feels better than her best friend did.

Try to stay on for eight seconds!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

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Originally posted by ponyboy
How about the bucking bronco:

When you're in position, reach around, grab hold and whisper in her ear that she feels better than her best friend did.

Try to stay on for eight seconds!

Bet he won't stay on for long.

This is you after saying that and not getting the "ending" result you hoped for...

"let me in baby, I was only kidding......"

Posted by: BigBallaGA

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Originally posted by FatGuy
Note to self.....pull back my nuts...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LMAO

Posted by: FatGuy

**bows**

Posted by: LiftHardGainBig

wait a min...im confused... how do you get an extra inch outta 'pulling back your nuts'? do you reach behind urself and under? im lost here...

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally posted by REACTION
Just a technique that's all. If it feels good - do it. Plus the rodeo style fits in with my hat and cowboy boots - YeeeeeeHawwwww

I kinda like to scoot her around the whole bottom level of the house as well....we both have carpet burns by the time we're done.

giddyup!

Posted by: Crono1000

how about doing it doggie style and right before you cum, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around thinking you came, shoot it in her face.

again in doggie style, when it's feeling good and you're both really getting into it, wait until you're both about to cum. then wack her on top her head so she tightens up and go in from back doors

Posted by: Crono1000

actually I like the idea, I'm gonna try it tonight

Posted by: Crono1000

reaction's idea, not mine

Posted by: Burner02

nice idea..but..isn't your girl in ANOTHER STATE?????
tug on the 'boys' all ya want..but you will still be alone?

Posted by: Crono1000

I've been away for too long without updating people. I'm actually living with her now

Posted by: Burner02

well then...GIDDYUP!

Posted by: JJJ

Great tip. Got any suggestions on how to make it shorter?

Posted by: Mindless

lol

Posted by: Mindless

Sorry, that was a waste of a post, seems like I'll have to post again to correct that.

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally posted by Crono1000
how about doing it doggie style and right before you cum, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around thinking you came, shoot it in her face.

again in doggie style, when it's feeling good and you're both really getting into it, wait until you're both about to cum. then wack her on top her head so she tightens up and go in from back doors

How did I miss this nonsense! LMAO!!!

Poor Titanya!

Posted by: Crono1000

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Posted by: Flex

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........aka the "Houdini"

funniest one of all time IMO is the "wild wheelbarrow".

you're standing up doing a chick doggie style while holding her legs up, and she's holding herself up on her hands (picture the wheelbarrow you used to make as kids with your friends so one of you can "walk" on your hands). before you cum, pull out, and bust your nut on the ground. grab a good hold of her ankles and tug back, so her hands slip out from under her and her face is on the floor while your holding her feet. proceed to mash her face in your "money shot" like she's a wheelbarrow............

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Quote:

Originally posted by JJJ
Great tip. Got any suggestions on how to make it shorter?

Binge and it'll shrink.

Posted by: JJJ

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Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
Binge and it'll shrink.

I looked up "binge" it said; "drinking-party". U saying it shrinks when drinking?

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

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Originally posted by Crono1000

I've been away for too long without updating people. I'm actually living with her now

Wow, congratz Chrono.. I have been away for way too long!

When is the wedding

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