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Posted by: killer4life

Is this good or bad with your test levels.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

lol....This is too funny..

Do you do this often?

Posted by: david

LMAO at Babsie's comment!!!

In all seriousness, I heard sex before a workout is NOT good and this is probably due to the energy levels used!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

David -- I would have to say...for me......That wouldn't be good like you said....energy levels are DOWN........I'm soooooooo relaxed after that I could just get in Pj's and lay around and watch tv...suck my thumb.......Not really suck my thumb......

Posted by: ponyboy

Babsie sucking thumb...mmm....

**runs to bathroom**

Ahh....

Thanks

Now for my workout!

Posted by: killer4life

you guys are funny it was just that i was curious,i had sex before i workout sometimes and i m ready to lift

Posted by: BabsieGirl

......Men! Can't keep their hands off their equipment.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by killer4life
you guys are funny it was just that i was curious,i had sex before i workout sometimes and i m ready to lift

hmmmm...must've been a long time for ya.......if you're that slap happy,.

Posted by: killer4life

no not really i just love doing it . i just think its bad to doit while your benching lol

Posted by: BabsieGirl

lol...I wouldn't try to do that while benching. Could cause injury.

Couldn't you love doing it with someone other than your hand though? Just a thought

Posted by: Eggs

I think that lifting after sex is a bit less productive

Doesnt the body release seratonin after you argasm?

Posted by: ponyboy

One of my biggest fantasies is having sex DURING a workout.

Imagine working out with a good looking partner in tight workout clothing...spotting them for several sets of heavy squats...sweat pouring off of your bodies...you feel them start to respond to your touch, as they do to yours...

Throw them down on the closest bench and go to town!

YEE HAW!

Posted by: ponyboy

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Sex just isn't worth ruining a friendship over.

Amen to that

Posted by: Eggs

Oh, but I dont think that Test levels are reduced any... since that was your question

Posted by: killer4life

kool thanx

Posted by: FatGuy

Quote:

Couldn't you love doing it with someone other than your hand though? Just a thought

the hand is always there. it never has a headache, makes you take out the garbage, or whines to you. it never takes the remote and tells you to turn the ball game off. sometimes a guy just wants to orgasm and not have to talk or cuddle after or take someone to dinner first. sometimes the poisons just have to leave the building immediately.

didn't you people ever see when harry met sally? ladies, guys who want to be your "friend" really just want to get into your pants. either that, or they want to pick out curtains together.

girl "i dont want to lose out friendship"
guy "hey, thats really cool with me"

the guy will keep trying or slowly work his way out of your life. it happens all the time and women just dont get it. :-)

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Well...in your book...I guess that takes out the quote:

Dog is a mans best friend

Posted by: Crono1000

it does replenish test. levels, but I don't know if you'd want to get straight from hitting the ho to hitting the weights. Just enjoy the aftermath, it can't possibly help immediately significantly enough to make a difference. But I've always heard that periodic "renewal" (masterbation, sex) is good in the long run for wightlifting. Then again, that may just be justification by us hornballs.

Posted by: david

Posted by: Tank316

some one pass me a cold beer, this is gonna be another great thread to read!!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

here ya go..

Posted by: Randy

Babsie,

Seems like your the only girl brave enough to get into this conversation.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Posted by: Pepper

Babsie, you are all over the sex threads today...bad girl!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

this is too funny

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by Pepper
Babsie, you are all over the sex threads today...bad girl!

I know someone who's gonna get it when he gets home.....

Posted by: Pepper

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
I know someone who's gonna get it when he gets home.....

Good...cause I know someone who aint getting any when he gets home.

Posted by: FatGuy

tell your wife "either you give it to me or someone else will. I HAVE NEEDS!"

OR

"give it to me or ill jerk off to pictures of (insert name of some woman she hates here,preferably an ex girlfriend)."

Posted by: Randy

Babsie,

Looks like you drove the FatGuy over the edge

Posted by: FatGuy

Who ME?

Posted by: FatGuy

i was giving that guy who wasnt getting laid some advice on what to say , i assumed he was married and his wife wasnt giving him any. i could be wrong tho.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by Randy
Babsie,

Looks like you drove the FatGuy over the edge

nah......

Posted by: FatGuy

pepper , so he says

Posted by: BabsieGirl

k....for a sec.....I though you thought I was.................a male.

Posted by: FatGuy

heaven forbid! lol

Posted by: Randy

Let me check.

Nope, Babsie is sure no male

Posted by: FatGuy

its always a good time to whack it.

Posted by: Randy

That picture does nothing for me.... You have fun with that one.

Posted by: Randy

Now here we go...

Posted by: Randy

Prince,

I hope I did not violate any rules with that one...
Just thought it was more on the cartoon side.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Hey...you got that from the other thread

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Posted by: BigBallaGA

i jerk BEFORE and AFTER and DURING the workout !!!!!!!!

helps me find my CHI

Posted by: Randy

No Babsie, Actually I got that from a website. I didn't know the same one was posted here.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

okay......any way..........

I'm off to the gym......

I'll be on later.....like...2 hours from now...or less

Posted by: Randy

ok Babsie,

Show us some pictures of your big muscles when you get back

Posted by: killer4life

BabsieGir WHEN DO U MASTERBATE BEFORE DURING OR AFTER ,i guees u carry an extra pair of batteries everywhere u go huh

Posted by: Randy

Looks like your really started something here Babsie.

Posted by: Pepper

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
who isn't getting any?

Me! I just asked..."Request denied"

Posted by: FatGuy

r u married?

Posted by: Pepper

Quote:

Originally posted by FatGuy
r u married?

Yep and I just got back from Vegas so I have little pull (no pun intended) right now with the Mrs.

Posted by: FatGuy

OH GOD! and people wonder why I refuse to get married!

whats wrong with going to Vegas? did you marry your mother.

Posted by: Pepper

Nothing really except she was stuck here with the kids while I was having fun.

Truthfully, most married men bitch about sex but I'd bet most get much more than they would if they were single. They just don't get what they want or think they should, so they howl at the moon.

It really isn't that bad and you can always beg.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Pepper...you just need to lay down the rules................

Next time you ask and she says no......put your shoes on and walk out the door...she'll ask where you're going......tell her....I'm going out to get something, brb..............bet her mind changes REAL fast

Posted by: FatGuy

WHY THE HELL DO WOMEN LOSE THEIR SEX DRIVE WHEN THEY EAT WEDDING CAKE? AND THEY WONDER WHY WE MEN CHEAT.

THANK GOD FOR BACHELOR PARTIES, NUDEY BARS, AND MASSAGE PARLORS!

Posted by: FatGuy

i think it has a lot to do with women and body image. i think if a woman feels fat, usually after having a few kids, it turns them off. also, women feel once they are married, theyve "got" their husband. while dating, the woman needs to keep the man happy or he can leave. within marriage, they feel comfortable.

also, i blame men in the delivery room for their impotence and loss of sex drive. theres nothing as subconciously terrifying as a man seeing his glory hold have a big bloody stinky head and placenta come out. its like seeing a person take a dump on your favorite table at a local restaurant, you wouldnt go there anymore, now, would you?

i know, im crazy what can i say

Posted by: FatGuy

analyze my last post LOL

Posted by: BigBallaGA

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
I think it goes both ways......It's not just women. It's women and men. See, you have to keep the spark there. Add new things to the relationship, never EVER let it go dull and boring. YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE IT AND KEEP IT INTERESTING......

Men cheat because they don't put their foot down. Women cheat because either the husband,,,shrinks...(LOL) j/k........they don't put the same effort into love making.....it's 60 secs...later..........oh, you're done.......pffffffffffffffffffff.........the fire is going out....YOU STOP DATING....you still need to date...EACH OTHER.....do NEW things. EXPERIMENT...KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!! Basically, every male stops trying hard after marriage....women are left needing that feeling................so......we seek it from someone else......................................

anytime you are in Atlanta and you are seeking something,,, look me up !!!!!!!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Why the efff...did you ask that question if you somewhat knew the answer......again...IT GOES BOTH WAYS MY FRIEND.

Women and men BOTH complain about the same issues.......it's time you and your spouse be open and upfront with the feelings. Speak from the heart...speak how you feel......allow one to talk at a time...if you're upset with what she has to say (if she goes first) STFU and listen. You'll have your turn. Same thing, if you go first, she needs to keep quiet and hear you through.

You are a seriously disturbed male...desparately seeking love making from your wife....BUY HER A MEMBERSHIP at the local gym. Help her with her diet...tell her she looks good...LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON IN THE BEDROOM when you're.............if she has stretch marks......don't frown on them....call them beauty marks...she'll laugh...tell her.....hey....I helped you get those ya know......you didn't just earn those on your own........lol...I don't know about that last part......think of something clever though....take her places....... To sum this up...show a little interest in her.

You contradicted yourself bud....you said...after women get married, they have children and get fat, you're talking about their self esteem..........then you say they get that way because they're comfortable in the relationship.....IF THEY'RE COMFORT IN THE RELATIONSHIP,,,,WHY THE EFF WOULD THEY CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY WEIGH........???? They're comfy, right?

I have two children....sex doesn't turn me off.......usually, women suffer from a chemical embalance.....either they lack the drive or they crave it.....believe it or not....many people seek counselling because they're horny little freaks and cannot get enough, which results in their spouse to be concerned...they turn to counselors.....and also some seek because they're not getting any....PERIOD!!!!!

your second paragraph.....makes sense and it doesn't.....now, that comment doesn't even make sense that I said....just follow it.

Watching the delivery of your OWN child is absolutely amazing and a beautiful moment. Staring at her crouch...well.....you shouldn't be thinking at that moment..............oh mannnnnnnnnn, there goes all my dreams............bye bye mrs. hole......AND someone just shit on my favorite table...their goes the cloth, the dessert and main course.....its all...junk now...great........

Sex is a beautiful thing. It should be treasured and valued. Lack of sex drive for this reason is an excuse. Make me up another one. Value your wife. With out her, you wouldn't have a little one to care for, love and look after. Life is wonderful...........

Posted by: FatGuy

i have been with my girlfriend for 11 months, we moved in together after 6 months. the sex started to drop offa little (down to 3 times a week), and i told her to knock it off. she did.

i am not married, we've never had any kids, i was just commenting on what theories i have. i do not claim that they are true, just my petty psychotic thoughts and observations.

believe it or not, i think most men DONT want to be in the delivery room. when given the choice years ago, men stayed in the waiting room. now, men would be castrated if refusing to be in the delivery room. men are very visual, its gotta affect us. now theres a topic for a new thread poll! lol

Posted by: BabsieGirl

YOu know what.....I was getting you and Pepper mixed up....gesh.....what a dummy.....

Anyway..........if you want me to analyze ya, you have to be honest. It's not like I have you sitting in front of me so I can ready your body language, hear the tone in your voice or the expressions on your face.

Most men who haven't been in that situation would say, "I don't want to be in there!" Trust me....the mood changes and you'll want to be in there......You're right...the woman would absoultely HURT the man who HELPED make this little bundle of joy and NOW THEY DON'T WANT TO BE THERE FOR SUPPORT AND SEE THEIR CHILD, OR CUT THE CHORD??? You have that on the nose.

If you start a poll, you'd have to request the votes from men who have watched their child be delievered.

Posted by: Randy

Now I am a man who has never had a child, but I would say that if I did I would be eager to learn all I could about the process and would be there every step of the way. This means before birth, during, and after. Like you say, how could a man not want to be part of his own child being born. Well, that is just my prediction of how I would react anyway.

Posted by: Eggs

Totally agree Randy. I'm really looking forward to being a great husband and father one day too... I think its one of the most amazing things we can have in our lives. Beyond the fact that being capable of emotion and the ability to love; the idea that you can mate with that person and have offspring that are a part of both of you is incredible.

FG, as to analyzing what you said -
The moment you go into relationship looking to gain instead of give... well, you've already screwed it over. Its a funny thing, you gain by giving. Of course theres so much more to it than that, but I think a large degree of that is overcoming the stereotypes that have been forced upon us by society to try and turn us into weak/pathetic fathers. You're only Homer Simpson if you allow yourself to be. I'm pretty open with my parents about their relationship... they are 50 and still getting plenty. You're not willing to be the man your womans going to need? Dont expect her to give you what you need to feel like a man.

As to men not wanting to be in the delivery room... perhaps that was and is true. But only of men that are pathetically weak and dont even have the intestinal fortitude to be there when the woman they loves is not only in excruciating pain, but delivering his child. Thats so weak it makes me feel nauseus. I feel bad for women that have to deal with that.

Posted by: Randy

Was not my intention to score points, but thanks Babsie!

Posted by: Randy

I'm sure FG would feel the same if he actually found out he was a father. At least I would hope so. I guess for some, they would need to physically experience the situation before they could relate.

Posted by: FatGuy

it is with great pleasure that I inform you all that I got a vasectomy at age 29 without having kids! why? because I hate children and dont want to have any. (nah, im kidding, i just like to sleep. its a personal decision not to have children, i know some of you cannot understand that someone wouldnt want kids, but believe it or not, some of us dont. dont bash me. lol)

also, im not saying theres anything wrong with the husband being there and cutting the cord! youd be alarmed at the percentage of men who pass out during the delivery. i know, because I'm an RN who took maternity for 6 months. i think its good to be there, and as you say I need to experience it to relate, you need to experience it also to truely understand it how it feels.

im not saying every guy will be turned off by it, but you have to admit that if god forbid your wife had a whopping yeast infection, would you be willing to mess around in there? what if puss was oozing out of your penis? would you show your wife. why do most women, at least from my experience, refuse to do it during that time of the month? i'll tell you why, because it is disgusting, and so is childbirth. visually it is gross, and it has got to affect men on some level, consciously or subconsciously.

a womans snatch with a head flying out is gross to me. ive seen over 100 deliveries and it gets grosser every time. i'm sorry ladies, im just being honest.

Posted by: BigBallaGA

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Why, you wanna learn something?

WITHOUT A DOUBT !

Posted by: BabsieGirl

do the research then......ha ah

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by Randy
Was not my intention to score points, but thanks Babsie!

I was a figure of speech....don't humor yourself

Posted by: Dero

Nipped right at da bud!!!

Posted by: Pepper

I was in the delivery room for all three of my kids and I don't understand why any father wouldn't want to be. Other than being exhausting mentally, it was great.

The suggestion that you are thinking about sex at that moment is almost comical. That is the last thing on your mind. And I am one that can think about sex at the most inappropriate moment, believe me.

Posted by: Randy

Babsie,

I was fully aware it was a figure of speech, and was not humoring myself. Don't let the smiley fool ya.
Your funny, even if things are going your way you have to get the last word in.

Quote:

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
I was a figure of speech....don't humor yourself

Posted by: Randy

I agree with you pepper.

I tried to give FG a chance here, but I think he has some definate twisted thoughts without a doubt.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

You trying to say something Randy?

Did I get the last word in...............

Posted by: Randy

Yes Babsie you did.

Posted by: Randy

That's ok Babsie, your alright in my book. (I think).

But you can be a bad bad girl.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

hey....why dont you show yourself???

am I making you MAD? PM me...I have a question about AVI

Posted by: Mudge

I think the endorphin release pre-workout would be a negative thing. Anyone?

Getting a deep tissue massage before a boxing match is a no-no.

Posted by: Burner02

I have read that runners will 'rub one out' prior to a meet..to realax themselves...

Posted by: killer4life

i wonder if it will help my pushups lol

Posted by: BabsieGirl

lol............Might tone the level of embarrassment down.

Posted by: Randy

Babsie,

Can I run my fingers through your golden hair?

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally posted by Randy
Babsie,

Can I run my fingers through your golden hair?

You PERVERT.......

hmmm.....bad bad boy

See...this explains men.......

uh...the only fingers that run through my locks are.......mine or my hubby........

Posted by: Randy

Sorry, that was just an uncontrollable reflex ... bua haaa haaa haa

Posted by: Randy

I was just kiddin ya Babsie as an ice breaker..
After all, I couldn't do that anyway. My girlfriend would brand my ass with her foot.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

some one ought to......Brand it anyway......lol

I know you were kidding.

Posted by: Randy

I already have her shoe print implanted on my left ass cheek.
I guess it would be stereo with one on the right.

Posted by: bad-dave6

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabsieGirl

I know someone who's gonna get it when he gets home.....

hey BebsieGirl, i just thought i should let you know something..um because you are girl, i thought it would be more accurate to ask you...lol i have weird turn ons...heres the first one..tell me wat u think.(1)"I pretty much melt whenever I see her manhandling our lawnmower. There's just nothing sexier than watching her get all dirty and sweaty — plus, I know she's headed right to the shower afterward!" this used to be for my ex-girlfriend..(2) "I love it when i have sex with her while she keeps talking about the things she did on that day, it really really teases me and makes me think that i should give it to her harder! the crazy part is..she purposly does it get me going crazy!" whew..just by writing all this..i got turned on a lil lol..cuz i had a flashback in my head.

i miss her lol..

Posted by: MtR

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad-dave6

i miss her lol..

You just bumped a thread that is over 6 years old genius. If you're going to come on a forum and act like a pathetic, sex starved perv then at least do it in real time.

The real question is.........what were you doing a search for when you found this thread?? lol

Posted by: pitman

dont know bout the gains

but stit before and after get that

blood pressure up..

shit between sets..

thinking bout the sets

i love to jerk a mean one.. the stickyness helps with a good grip...

i say bang it!!!!!!!

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad-dave6

Actually, not bad for his very first post in the forum.

I'm actually kinda digging the way this cat made his entrance. He may have some descent CT potential afterall.

Posted by: DaMayor

You might want to save your boys for another time....

Heavy-duty workouts may impair men fertility

I think the question is valid....but you might have gotten mores serious responses if you hadn't used "jerking off".

What the hell am I saying? This is IM!...Dude, you would have never gotten a straight answer, lol!

Posted by: pitman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMayor

You might want to save your boys for another time....

Heavy-duty workouts may impair men fertility

I think the question is valid....but you might have gotten mores serious responses if you hadn't used "jerking off".

What the hell am I saying? This is IM!...Dude, you would have never gotten a straight answer, lol!

Posted by: bad-dave6

Quote:

Originally Posted by MtR

For you informatin pal, i had sex right before this...and yes...i know this thread is 6yrs old,,but i dont give a fuck..does it says that i cant write or wat!!! so..for your question..the answer is..i had sex...and i was thinking about hitting the gym, but i wanted to know whether if i would get a good workout or not. If you u think im a perve then look whos reading all this and as a matter of fact, i wasnt really talking to you. i was talking o bebsiegirl. So why dont you just go to another website and jerk off, since thats all u can do.

Posted by: DaMayor

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad-dave6

So, apparently this whole sex thing makes you cranky.

I would suggest borrowing pitman's pink gloves next time...might make the experience less painful.

Posted by: bad-dave6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roids1

Actually, not bad for his very first post in the forum.

I'm actually kinda digging the way this cat made his entrance. He may have some descent CT potential afterall.

lol w.e

Posted by: bad-dave6

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMayor

So, apparently this whole sex thing makes you cranky.

I would suggest borrowing pitman's pink gloves next time...might make the experience less painful.

lol dude u got it all wrong..i meant to say the time that i posted my question to bebsie girl lol...but i do get cranky after sex cuz i will be low testostrone unlike you going off some crazy energy..ru insane..?

Posted by: Captn'stabbin

hasn't ever effected me. it's the same if i do before or not. It's not as if beating your shit is a lot of work. If your beat after a session of jerking then working out must be really fucking hard.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

I actually jerked off twice yesterday before SFW and had no problems, a back/bi WO as well. My left forearm was a little lagging, but good WO overall.

Posted by: weldingman

I stick my finger in my ass and sniff it before I bench. ha ha

Posted by: sprayherup

Quote:

Originally Posted by weldingman

I stick my finger in my ass and sniff it before I bench. ha ha

How's that working out for ya? Does your ass smell like ammonia?

Posted by: weldingman

na shit

Posted by: vortrit

Before and after is a great idea.

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