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Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Who's done it? Besides me that is?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

If i had $ i'd do it

wait used porn? i'd be afraid to touch it

Posted by: killer4life

funny crash, never really looked up porn , ishould give it a try huh
are there good deals satan

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Hell yes.

Plus it's funny to see auctions like: 'Watch my wife clean the house nude'. LOL

Posted by: david

Get a GF, Satan and you wouldn't have to!

I'm sure their are some Demonica's out there for you!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Demonica's are fuking hot

Posted by: Burner02

pardon the pun, eh?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
Demonica's are fuking hot

Weird!

Posted by: Burner02

you expected anything other than that?
was'sup, Dave!

Posted by: david

Nothing much! Just got back from that nutty concert!

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Soon Crash will see what eBay porn is like.

Posted by: Burner02

crash is gonna be an EBAY junkie now....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Ebays bomb i never knew there was so much junk i needed!!

Posted by: Burner02

man, you're mom's credit cards are gonna be maxxed in a week!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Honestly if i had money i'd probably spend it all on ebay

Posted by: Burner02

I found a Lamborghinni Diablo on Ebay I wanna have...

Posted by: CRASHMAN

i found an awesome viper

Posted by: Burner02

I wanna an '04 viper..all black..

Posted by: CRASHMAN

i like the ferarri(spell?) Enzo

those are awesome

Posted by: Burner02

yeah...pretty snazzy..
definately rates high on the chick magnet scale!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

and one of the fastest cars on the planet!!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

I swear i think one day my trucks going to break down and everyone who i've ever driven by is gonna get me

Posted by: Burner02

yeah..but it does 75 like every one else...

If I wanna go fast...I'd just get a plane....

Posted by: Burner02

you do something to piss thses people off?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

No, i just drive.

......guess that could be their problem

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

I'll take this.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Delorian?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

(spell?)

Posted by: Burner02

Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
I'll take this.

yeah..but..is it's flux capacitator..fluxxing?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

is there enough plutonium?

Posted by: Burner02

remember the upgrade to being able to use garbage instead?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

ya i remeber that what a tool

Posted by: Burner02

forgot what they called it, Mr. Fusion, I think...
the worthless things I remember...

I should be on jeopardy...

Posted by: CRASHMAN

I thought it was mr. wizard....anyone remeber that show?

Posted by: Burner02

I remember Mr. Rogers...
does that count?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

no. your fired.

Posted by: Burner02

cool..then I can go home and sleep?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

yes.

Posted by: Burner02

wahoo!
my superman PJ's with booty's are calling me!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

thats disturbing

Posted by: Burner02

c'mon, admit it, you have under-roos....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

nuh uh,

mine are transformers

Posted by: Burner02

you seen the new transforners? armada?

better yet, you gonna watch the new Battlestar Galactica on Monday?
That is gonna be awesome!

Starbuck..is going to be a woman..see how they pull that on off..

Posted by: CRASHMAN

no...i got school

but ya i've watched the new transformers...they needa lose the retarded kids on it though

Posted by: Burner02

and the group hugs and crap.....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

ya that a little to gay. well not a little a lot!

Posted by: Burner02

I did not know that robots need to have hug..how about just share a nice can of 10W-40 and call it a day?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

lol one day they're just gonna step on a kid

Posted by: Burner02

be like gum on your shoe....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

they should just make a giant magnifind glass

Posted by: Burner02

like an ant.....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

i'd watch that episode wouldn't you......if you say know your a dammed liar!

Posted by: Burner02

I think it would be hilarous!

Posted by: Burner02

did you watch the transformer movie? It was going along pretty good..until they hit that garbage panet..and they started dancing....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

oops! i meant NO*

Posted by: Burner02

you didn't ?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:

Originally posted by Burner02
did you watch the transformer movie? It was going along pretty good..until they hit that garbage panet..and they started dancing....

must of missed that one

that sounds pretty gay lol

Posted by: Burner02

except for that part, was decent...for being transformers..

Posted by: CRASHMAN

dragonball z is still the best cartoon ever

Posted by: Burner02

I rarely get to watch TV outside fo work..go figure....

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Quote:

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
dragonball z is still the best cartoon ever

For that I'm sending all the porn tapes to you at their end. Now you'll have to rewind them all.

Posted by: Burner02

damn....
have the tapes been stretched from over usage?

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

...and they stick.

Posted by: Burner02

..so you ahve some of jenna jameson then?

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Not no more.

Posted by: Burner02

crash might have gotten more than he bargained for....

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

Sore hands...

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

and blindness.

Posted by: Burner02

no wonder his grades are dropping....

Posted by: CRASHMAN

dude if i'm not blind by now......

Posted by: Burner02

better get back studying, pal!
If ya wanna fly them fancy jets..

Posted by: CRASHMAN

lol i got finals this week! ahHH!!!

Posted by: Burner02

better get busy!
You can whore all you want..when you get your office job..

Posted by: CRASHMAN

lol i don't see why people bitch about office jobs so much the look pretty cool get to sit in a chair all day atleast

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

feet.........................fall................. ..........asleep.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

do they? lol my ass fell asleep once

But never my feet

Posted by: Burner02

reality is gonna bitch slap you something fierce, my friend!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

It's been bitch slapping senceless lately.

Posted by: TheGreatSatan

With a penis...?

Posted by: CRASHMAN

you'd like reality then wouldn't ya?

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