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Posted by: dstack

Just about every man has had a pet name for his shlong at one time or another. In one dating situation we called it Freddy. "Can Freddy come out to play?"

Posted by: katie64

We have a thread here somewhere about this, I'll see if I can find it, but my x called his "ole one eye"...............LMAO

Hey DStack, I just checked out your page, I couldn't comment though

Posted by: dstack

Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.

Posted by: katie64

Quote:

Originally posted by dstack
Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.

Here it is..............

Posted by: MyK

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

Posted by: the other half

i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it.
i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.

Posted by: fufu

Quote:

Originally Posted by the other half

i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it.
i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Lothar

Posted by: TCAP28

I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.

Posted by: Gazhole

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Posted by: StanUk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

lol! Is that from the Anchorman?

Posted by: MCx2

Quote:

Originally Posted by StanUk

lol! Is that from the Anchorman?

Posted by: Hoglander

Mr. Wanker is feeling kind of diminished. I think he's sad because he is losing his third leg status. He's like, "Why do you always want them other legs to be so big all the time! You never do anything with me at the gym! You hate me!! : ( When was the last time you spent some quality time with me to make me all big and happy, sniff sniff."

It's OK Mr Wanker... I'm sorry I promise we'll surf porn tonight. OK?

"Thanks buddy I'll never let you down again. "

I love you Mr. Wanker

"I love you too."

Posted by: the other half

thats the kind of relationship that brings a tear to my eyes!!!!!
always a happy ending.

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCAP28

I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.

I hate to burst your bubble but she may have been thinking about an old flame?

Posted by: the other half

ouch!!!!!!!

Posted by: Scott Overton

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

Posted by: goob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

......Jesus, is it in yet?

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

Watch out, you never know.

It could have reminded her of some Mexican whose full name is Jesus Enrique De la Hoya Vasco.

Posted by: Scott Overton

You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish

Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish

Posted by: Yanick

My girl called him little yanni but i told her to stop because i didn't the whole 'little' thing. So now she calls him thomas the tank.

Posted by: DontStop

I don't have a penis, nor does my best friend...but she names her boobs Pip and Tim

Posted by: iMan323

huj!

Posted by: MyK 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

hahaha

this guy is hilarious!!!!

Posted by: Yanick

nice to have you back MyK-ster. You're the only guy from the IM "dark age" that i was sorry to see go.

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