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Does your women swallow? (like she should)


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Posted by: Burner02

Olympia
u r going, right? right? huh..huh?




Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
I admit being slow now what's the "O"
Well let's see now. It could be the Mr. Olympia show which is held in Las Vegas in October. Or it could be another kind of "O". I'd have to show you that kind personally.



Posted by: Burner02

yeah...IT says Albob is pretty good with the 'O' once he takes his dentures out....




Posted by: ALBOB

Yeah, but you're still the best gummer.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
Yeah, but you're still the best gummer.




Posted by: Jo-Anna

Now I get it. No I don't think I will be going to Mr. Olympia in October but who knows, maybe by then I will be able to afford to go - then I would.

ALBOB would you put me up for a night or two?



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
ALBOB would you put me up for a night or two?
In exchange for ????????????????



Posted by: Jo-Anna

Then I would get to experience both "O"s



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
Then I would get to experience both "O"s




Posted by: Jo-Anna

I will give it some more thought now!!



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
Then I would get to experience both "O"s
(ahem) have I mentioned..that I am....single, wil be in 'vegas for the 'O'..and unlike Oldbob, am virile and at least somewhat attractive?




Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
(ahem) unlike Oldbob, am virile and at least somewhat attractive?
Yes, that's completely unlike me. I'm verile and VERY attractive.



Posted by: Burner02

dam..I left that open, didn't I???

Was'sup, bud!



Posted by: ALBOB

Just hangin'. Wednesday is turn-in day. It's when all the plumbers come turn-in their paperwork from the previous week so we can calculate how much $$$ they earned. It's a freakin' madhouse. (Plumbers aren't known for their math skills.)

ALBOB: "You get 30% commission on the parts PROFIT, right?"
Plumber: "Right"
ALBOB: "You paid $100 for this part, you charged the customer $200 and you want me to pay you $90?"
Plumber: "Right"
ALBOB: "Where's my gun?"



Posted by: Jo-Anna

Well that might be something to see! I'm still single too...

I'll be away for a while on the motorbike... talk to you when I get back!



Posted by: Burner02

so...what do you ride? I used to have both a dirt bike and a sport bike..hope to get another sport bike by next year...



Posted by: ALBOB

If memory serves me correctly she's posted a pic or two of her Valkyrie (sp?).



Posted by: Burner02

I saw that...dam...big bike..I gotta see this girl...are there any pics of her?



Posted by: ALBOB

If there are I haven't seen them.



Posted by: PreMier

I saw one. She was standing with Big Ron Coleman.



Posted by: Burner02

well, post it! I gotta see a woman who can handle such power..between her legs..
oops, did I say that?




Posted by: PreMier

I dont know where its at



Posted by: Burner02

use the force, jake! dig! search! find it!




Posted by: PreMier





Posted by: Jo-Anna

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
I saw that...dam...big bike..I gotta see this girl...are there any pics of her?
Here you go this was during my trip last week...



Posted by: ALBOB

OK guys, help me out here. This picture...........................

..................in a thread titled "Does your woman swallow? (Like she should) Whatdya' think?



Posted by: Johnnny

ALBOB

Well you know how easy it is in these forums to get off topic from the main topic of a thread don't ya?

This thread has been off topic for awhile now.



Posted by: ALBOB

Oh yeah, I know what you're saying. I just think it's pretty funny when you step back and see what it's come to. (I'm also VERY curious as to how Jo-Anna's gonna answer this. )



Posted by: Johnnny

ALBOB

Quote:
Oh yeah, I know what you're saying. I just think it's pretty funny when you step back and see what it's come to. (I'm also VERY curious as to how Jo-Anna's gonna answer this. )
I am to, but I think they were talking about it previously on the last couple of pages & that's probably how it came up.



Posted by: ALBOB

Come on Johnny, lighten up man, I was making a joke.



Posted by: Johnnny

ALBOB

Quote:
Come on Johnny, lighten up man, I was making a joke.
I know, I know but some ppl really don't know why threads go off topic that's all.

But it will be interesting to see how she answeres the question to her pic in this thread LOL.



Posted by: Jo-Anna

Too easy - why don't you guys give me something harder to handle...

I was in a hurry to put up the picture where the questions were about the bike that's all. But hey I can start a new thread and put the pictures up in my gallery if that makes more sense to you. The thing is - I'm not sure you guys would look there.

Do I swallow - sure do... now go ahead and wish you were here...



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
Do I swallow - sure do... now go ahead and wish you were here...
I'm wishing, I'm wishing.



Posted by: J'Bo

is this STUPID ass thread still going



Posted by: Jo-Anna

I agree with you J'Bo - we should just start a new thread for the topics in here... but I did that before and no one was interested...



Posted by: Crono1000





Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
Here you go this was during my trip last week...
dam! That is a big assed bike! I want the new Honda CBR 1000. very vroom vroom...
It has the paint scheme as my F4 had...so my leathers will still match!




Posted by: Jo-Anna

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
OK guys, help me out here. This picture...........................

..................in a thread titled "Does your woman swallow? (Like she should) Whatdya' think?
How do you think I got to ride it (him - oups did I say that!)



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
How do you think I got to ride it (him - oups did I say that!)
You're good enough to earn a ride like THAT?!?!?



Posted by: Jo-Anna

I'm much better than that!!



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
I'm much better than that!!




Posted by: J'Bo

Alert Alert Porn Thread!!!!



Posted by: Crono1000

I was about to ask after 9 pages where has this thread gone, but I don't even want to know.

It's as lost as the orphans albob keeps hidden under his bed.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
It's as lost as the orphans albob keeps hidden under his bed.
They're not lost, I know exactly where they're at.



Posted by: camarosuper6

Interesting thread.

I think I'll go call my gf now



Posted by: R.A.

hell I can't even get her to give me head let alone swallow........... I think the last time I had any kind of sex was when my hand decided I was sexy enough to have a go with



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by R.A.
hell I can't even get her to give me head let alone swallow........... I think the last time I had any kind of sex was when my hand decided I was sexy enough to have a go with
My brother says if he ever has sex with his wife his hand thinks he's cheating on it. Poor bastard.



Posted by: R.A.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
My brother says if he ever has sex with his wife his hand thinks he's cheating on it. Poor bastard.
hahahahahaa I am the same damn way



Posted by: The Crow

This is sort of off-topic, but I couldn't figure out where else to put it. And I am being COMPLETELY SERIOUS. And, yes, sadly, I'm male

Ahem...

Okay, so I'm a little low on protein, I mean, no eggs, meat or powders of any sort.

I'm pretty desperate right now, because my muscles are sore...does anyone know how much protein there is in, say, a tablespoon of cum?



Posted by: Johnnny

The Crow

Quote:
This is sort of off-topic, but I couldn't figure out where else to put it. And I am being COMPLETELY SERIOUS. And, yes, sadly, I'm male

Ahem...

Okay, so I'm a little low on protein, I mean, no eggs, meat or powders of any sort.

I'm pretty desperate right now, because my muscles are sore...does anyone know how much protein there is in, say, a tablespoon of cum?
WTF?



Posted by: intofitness23

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Crow
This is sort of off-topic, but I couldn't figure out where else to put it. And I am being COMPLETELY SERIOUS. And, yes, sadly, I'm male

Ahem...

Okay, so I'm a little low on protein, I mean, no eggs, meat or powders of any sort.

I'm pretty desperate right now, because my muscles are sore...does anyone know how much protein there is in, say, a tablespoon of cum?
LMAO...omg that is so nasty. I cant believe you are serious. Damn go to the fucking GROCERY STORE, or if you dont have money..borrow some. Geez that is sad. You seriously have to be kidding.



Posted by: The Crow

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny
WTF?
Hmm, I'm guessing you, like me, haven't tried. It may turn out to be the bodybuilders greatest secret.



Posted by: The Crow

Quote:
Originally Posted by intofitness23
LMAO...omg that is so nasty. I cant believe you are serious. Damn go to the fucking GROCERY STORE, or if you dont have money..borrow some. Geez that is sad. You seriously have to be kidding.
1.) I'm serious, honest to God.

2.) I already owe everyone I know tons of cash.

3.) Is it really THAT sad? I mean, honestly.

4.) I have many other male friends, if I can't produce enough high grade protein to heal my muscles by myself, I'm sure I can get enough from 20 or so other guys. Plus, it might be a way to pay back all that cash I owe.



Posted by: BoneCrusher

This is another Asspun imitator ...



Posted by: shutupntra1n

I was wondering why there were no options for us women to vote????



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shutupntra1n
I was wondering why there were no options for us women to vote????
Shutupntra1n I am personally taking those votes ... you may pm me for a time to and place to "cast" your vote ...



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Shutupntra1n I am personally taking those votes ... you may pm me for a time to and place to "cast" your vote ...
I noticed how old this thread is... I thought it was pretty funny and I didn't take any offense to it. I just was laughing when it was a man's only voting forum.



Posted by: BoneCrusher

I know ... I saw that too. I could not help but through that in there.



Posted by: A.B

LMAO! i have beenn busy the past couple of months and just came back today and still see this threads still kickin... hilarious...



Posted by: naturaltan

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
I was wondering why there were no options for us women to vote????
Where you like your women to cum?



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by naturaltan
Where you like your women to cum?
Does your man last as long as he should???



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Ok why that posted multiple times I have no clue... Sorry



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Start the poll SnT ... we would all get a chuckle.



Posted by: da jock

My wife is absolutely gifted @ oral!! She never swallows the 1st few spurts, but knocks back the last few, I don't care really. The orgasm/experience what counts not where my soldiers endup flying...We've be trying to concieve, so she hops on when I bust so I can finish inside.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Crow
This is sort of off-topic, but I couldn't figure out where else to put it. And I am being COMPLETELY SERIOUS. And, yes, sadly, I'm male

Ahem...

Okay, so I'm a little low on protein, I mean, no eggs, meat or powders of any sort.

I'm pretty desperate right now, because my muscles are sore...does anyone know how much protein there is in, say, a tablespoon of cum?
i'm not sure but science has proven that it whitens your teeth.



Posted by: Witmaster

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i'm not sure but science has proven that it whitens your teeth.




Posted by: Souped_up

I think women should swallow a load COMPLETELY. How can they satisfy their partner if they are not willing to "TAKE" it all in? Love is about selflessness- GIVING AND RECEIVING- in ALL ASPECTS.

Take Care, Souped_up



Posted by: stu21Ldn

New Question

Has your woman ever been sick after swallowing?



Posted by: Pizzer

my girlfriend enjoys a load of my men marching down her throat... but she especially likes when i stuff my bazooka down her throat and hold her nose when i blow my load... when i let go it comes out her nostils... she looks like a walrus.



Posted by: devildog88

I could care less what she does with it. All that matters is that I get off. Hell, as far as I am concerned she could do her nails with it!!!!!



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Crow
This is sort of off-topic, but I couldn't figure out where else to put it. And I am being COMPLETELY SERIOUS. And, yes, sadly, I'm male

Ahem...

Okay, so I'm a little low on protein, I mean, no eggs, meat or powders of any sort.

I'm pretty desperate right now, because my muscles are sore...does anyone know how much protein there is in, say, a tablespoon of cum?
Your questions answered http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml



Posted by: Dale Mabry

Don't do it, topolo told me it tastes like bologna.



Posted by: rockgazer69

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Posted by: rockgazer69

no it doesn't taste like bologna.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Once you have had a woman who loves to give head and swallow....all the rest are just shitty lays.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
lol. and this makes you angry why?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
lol. and this makes you angry why?
Sorry Hun... I meant to be mad at Foremans last post, not yours -



Posted by: rockgazer69

lol. oh ok.



Posted by: min0 lee





Posted by: The Monkey Man





Posted by: hugegainz

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
depraved or deprived?
I'm depraved and take Ejaculoid to make sure I cum bigger on my whore Semen volume enhancement rules O yeah, she hates it but will do it I guess I'm DEPRAVED



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by hugegainz
I'm depraved and take Ejaculoid to make sure I cum bigger on my whore Semen volume enhancement rules O yeah, she hates it but will do it I guess I'm DEPRAVED
I tried that product last month and now my balls are purple and my cock fell off.



Posted by: abdulla

women shouldn't have to do anything they don't want, nor should men.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by abdulla
women shouldn't have to do anything they don't want, nor should men.




Posted by: TJ Cline

Why Women Should Swallow









It’s Tidy

Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick

Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.

It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.

By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.

It's Polite

To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."

It's Environmentally Friendly

Leaving your spunk in public places just isn't right, whether you're dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of enviromentally-friendly recycling.



Posted by: aceshigh

my woman does and loves it



Posted by: Gastaninja_17

I know she kinda of struggles to swallow because she doesn't ruin the moment



Posted by: jfarnsworth

Mine wouldn't do it if her life depended on it.



Posted by: lnvanry

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Why Women Should Swallow









It’s Tidy

Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick

Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.

It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.


By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.

It's Polite

To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."

It's Environmentally Friendly

Leaving your spunk in public places just isn't right, whether you're dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of enviromentally-friendly recycling.

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