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Ever walked in on your parents?


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Posted by: derekisdman

Have you? If yes what happened?


Posted by: Randy

What brought this on Derek....did you walk in on your parents recently?


Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

No, I never walked in on my parents. By the same token...my kids have never walked in on me and my husband...thank gawd!!!!


Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

10 votes and only 3 posts??? You guys suck!


Posted by: Randy

Wow those are some serious tatoos tat2d chick... Is that a photo of you?

I like to look at tatoos (lots of kewl artwork), but don't think I would want one on myself... I guess I just I just don't like the fact that they are perminent.... But that's just me. I thought about the tribal on the arm though, those look pretty kewl...


Posted by: oaktownboy

disgusting just disgusting..my parents got divorced a long time ago ..so no


Posted by: derekisdman

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy
What brought this on Derek....did you walk in on your parents recently?
Heh not recently thank god. Many years ago I walked in. Thankfully they were under the covers so I acted like I didn't know what was going on. Not sure if they knew I knew what was going on or not. But still

I thought maybe some funny stories would be told on the topic though.


Posted by: Randy

Yeah I can relate Derek, I too walked in once in a situation exactly how you described yours


Posted by: iMan323

Yes, I did. They were f*cking like greased up monkeys. It was awesome.


Posted by: ponyboy

I found my mother's "little battery operated friend" in her bedside table once. Does that count?

Can you say - eeeeewwwww...


Posted by: rock4832

Never walked in, but could hear sometimes! Still trying to block that out of my conscious mind


Posted by: kuso

Ask Crono about HIS mother


Posted by: Crono1000


screw you kuso

my mother and I had more "close calls" than the dad and son on the American Pie series


Posted by: Randy

Dero? Where does Dero come into play here?

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000

screw you dero

my mother and I had more "close calls" than the dad and son on the American Pie series



Posted by: kuso

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000

screw you dero
Freudian slip?


Posted by: Randy

I guess
poor ole Dero, catching hell and he's not even here to defend himself


Posted by: dg806

That happens to him for some reason...............


Posted by: Crono1000

I meant KUSO dammit!

Ahaha, that's right, let's all get a good laugh at my expense.

Never can get these old people sorted out, they all look the same to me


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

this was part of the kevin 'spencer adult cartoon series on that very weekend. Kevin walked into the kitchen whilst mommy was bent over the kitchen table, pants down by her ankles and daddy was greasing her up! If anyone has never seen it, it is the simpsons taken to the most extreme point. I mean,they aren't serial killers but probably kevin is working his way to it!! it's a pretty funny yet nihilistic view of the world.


Posted by: Crono1000

did you HAVE to revive this thread MM


Posted by: JLB001

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is gross! Scary thoughts!!


Posted by: david

I walked in on my grandparents changing 13 years ago or so. So, that made them 85 years old.


Posted by: Burner02

I once walked into my grandmothers house (I was less than 10) and she was looking our the front door...nekkid. Thta was not a pretty sight...


Posted by: Randy




Posted by: Burner02

that's EXACTLY what I did!
(and ran the other way!)


Posted by: Randy

I bet burner


Posted by: Burner02

a 70 - something, wrinkled women (especially one you are related to) is not a pretty sight!



Posted by: Randy

That reminds me of an incident year and years ago. I was visiting with a group of guys and drinking a couple beers out on their upstairs apartment balcony. One of the guys asked us all to look through the patio glass door in the apartment that was to the left of us.... There, we seen this like 600lb butt ass naked women just causually walking around in her apartment. She went to the refrigerator , then walked around and then sat down at her kitchen table There is no way she didn't know we were all out there (after all we were just a few feet away). We all had a pretty good laugh of disgust though. It was definitely a site for sore eyes


Posted by: Burner02

kinda like a bad movie? You just could not pry your eyes away?
hey, you checked monster.com late'y? Ther are butt loads of jobs available here....gotta clearance?


Posted by: nikegurl

this is a silly question. everyone knows parents don't have sex.




Posted by: Randy

Yes Burner I have been looking. In fact I have already landed an interview, which seemed to go very well. They called me back for second interview this week .

Wish me luck Burner, and thanks for thinkin of me


Posted by: Burner02

so..that stork theory holds true then?



Posted by: Randy

what stork story is that Burner?


Posted by: Burner02

that the stork brings babies and drops them off at the mommy and daddy's house..



Posted by: Randy

babies? Me no need babies


Posted by: x~factor

Yes. OMG the memories. NOOOOOOOO!


Posted by: maniclion

When I was 5 I had to sleep in the living room of my aunt and uncles house, they didn't have a door on their bedroom. Almost every night I would wakeup to hear moaning and I could see them going at it. That's probably why my first sexual experience was when I was 7, me and my friend Ebony were playing house and we did it, not that anything really happened but we went through the motions.


Posted by: Randy

Maniclion, you poor guy
Seriously though, I think that was pretty irresponsible of your aunt and uncle to subject you to that at that young of age. They might as well have invited you in to watch "geeze!"... I would think they could of at least installed a door for petes sake

Quote:
Originally posted by maniclion
When I was 5 I had to sleep in the living room of my aunt and uncles house, they didn't have a door on their bedroom. Almost every night I would wakeup to hear moaning and I could see them going at it. That's probably why my first sexual experience was when I was 7, me and my friend Ebony were playing house and we did it, not that anything really happened but we went through the motions.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy
Maniclion, you poor guy
Seriously though, I think that was pretty irresponsible of your aunt and uncle to subject you to that at that young of age. They might as well have invited you in to watch "geeze!"... I would think they could of at least installed a door for petes sake
hey..why are you bring ing some guy named Pete into this?


hiya, Randy!


Posted by: Randy

That's what maniclions Aunt said she called it "Pete".

whatup Burner?


Posted by: Burner02

just watching the clock and waiting until it is time to leave this place.

The website I have to do my timecard..really...S U X!



Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally posted by Burner02
hey..why are you bring ing some guy named Pete into this?


hiya, Randy!
Yea, how did Rissole get involved?


Posted by: Burner02

..and why or..even how does your aunt know about him?
Ris's got some 'splaining to do..



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally posted by maniclion
That's probably why my first sexual experience was when I was 7, me and my friend Ebony were playing house and we did it, not that anything really happened but we went through the motions.
Shit bro, me too. I think i was 5 when it happened....i was a playa even back then haha.

As far as walking in on my parents, i have never. Why? because my parents have never had sex. Its just too disturbing a thought to think about.
Therefore, I was brought into this world by a stork.......


Posted by: Randy

I can picture the stork carrying Flex kicking and screaming


Posted by: Burner02

flex or the stork?



Posted by: Randy

First the stork, then flex


Posted by: Burner02

how's things in Ca today? just waiting for the skies to open up and let the snow come here!
Supposed to start this afternoon and go thru Thursday! and snow a good bit of next week too!
Wahoo!


Posted by: Randy

Weather sucks big time Burner...Still raining and it looks like my benching is all washed up for today . It looks like I have to get out and work my bis and tris instead .

I'll have to snap a photo of my little weight house for you... It's nothing special, but is definately convenient to be able to workout at home. It's nothing fancy like some gyms I've seen in peoples homes...this is just a shack with glass windows all the way around that I built to keep the rain out .


Posted by: Burner02

rain sux. I don;t much like rain..if you are out in it.
my bench was pertty good the other day. I am going toget outta here in about 1/2 hour, go hme, take a nap and do my legs..


Posted by: Randy

Ok Burner, I better mobil on out of here and get some things done myself... Talk to you l8r my friend.


Posted by: Burner02

have a good one!


Posted by: buff_tat2d_chick

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy
Wow those are some serious tatoos tat2d chick... Is that a photo of you?

I like to look at tatoos (lots of kewl artwork), but don't think I would want one on myself... I guess I just I just don't like the fact that they are perminent.... But that's just me. I thought about the tribal on the arm though, those look pretty kewl...

Tattoos aren't for everyone....they are for me. I love them. I still have lots more I want to get. I just have to watch where I put them since I am a teacher The kids are pretty cool about them though.

Anyway, thank you. I am a tattoo addict


Posted by: QuestionGuy

comon guys how can you guy even think about sex and parents at the same time its just grosssssssss ewwwwww


Posted by: Randy

I agree....well thanks for your response.

Happy Teaching/Tattooing

Quote:
Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Tattoos aren't for everyone....they are for me. I love them. I still have lots more I want to get. I just have to watch where I put them since I am a teacher The kids are pretty cool about them though.

Anyway, thank you. I am a tattoo addict



Posted by: firestorm

The answer is yes I have and I'd rather not think about it thank you very much. lol


Posted by: maniclion

Mine gave audible warnings (when you heard the waterbed sloshing you knew to stay away), so I never had to experience that shock


Posted by: iron jock

never did never will walk on them. Though I can hear them throught my ceiling at times. One on the many 'joys" of living in the basement.


Posted by: Chicker

I've never walked in on my parents having sex, but I did see my dad's new wife naked. I guess she assumed I was still sleeping and went to the bathroom naked. It was pretty awkward.


Posted by: matt9402

one time when i was about 13 or 14 i went and knocked on my parents door to ask my dad something and he came and opened the door in his boxers and had a erection..........i should have waited til morning to ask


Posted by: Randy

Matt,

I think you provided us with a bit more information than necessary

Quote:
Originally posted by matt9402
one time when i was about 13 or 14 i went and knocked on my parents door to ask my dad something and he came and opened the door in his boxers and had a erection..........i should have waited til morning to ask



Posted by: rockgazer69

My daughter walked in on me n her Dad we couldnt have sex again for weeks. She was 4 at the time but laughs about it now.
I never saw my parents Thank God.


Posted by: austinite

As a parent, I can say I've never been walked in on. My wife would freak out, but I would probably keep on stroking and say "bring me a beer when we're done"


Posted by: Johnnny

I've never walked in on my parents. In 1990 my father moved me against my will from Toronto to Montreal. My Mom was & still is ill in the hospital & couldn't take care of me anymore. When he moved, he hooked up with this control freak b!tch that was a science student of his 30yrs earlier while he was still married to my Mom. But when I was 18yrs old & I was with my first girlfriend, one time we were having sex in my basement bedroom on a Friday night at around 9pm. Normally no one would come to the basement when I had my friends &/or girlfriend over. Not my Dad, his b!tch girlfriend or her daughter. But for some reason this time my Dad's girlfriend decided to come down stairs. We had some soft jazz playing not to loud but loud enough. She was in the middle of riding me with her facing me & her nice round a$$ fully exposed & all of the sudden the door opens & my Dad's girlfriend is standing there. My girlfriend turned around & I looked at her & said "What the f#ck are you doing? Get the f#ck out". I asked my girlfriend out of respect if she was upset & wanted to stop. To my surprise she wanted to keep going & finish our business, the cool thing was, it didn't seem to bother her. We actually laughed about it for several weeks after that. My Father or his girlfriend or her daughter never brought it up & nobody ever came down to the basement when I had ppl over again. I know that my father's girlfriend told my father & her daughter as that is the type of person she is.


Posted by: sentricyphen

Quote:
Originally posted by nikegurl
this is a silly question. everyone knows parents don't have sex.
they better not!!


Posted by: pippin17

i walked in on my parents when i was like 7, they had a talk with me later lol, i told them all i saw was a pillow on top of mom


Posted by: Mr.Attitude

Never walked in on parents thankfully

But did get caught spanking the monkey... 3 times


Posted by: Randy




Quote:
Originally posted by pippin17
i walked in on my parents when i was like 7, they had a talk with me later lol, i told them all i saw was a pillow on top of mom



Posted by: austinite

Quote:
[ She was in the middle of riding me with her facing me & her nice round a$$ fully exposed & all of the sudden the door opens & my Dad's girlfriend is standing there. My girlfriend turned around & I looked at her & said "What the f#ck are you doing? Get the f#ck out". I asked my girlfriend out of respect if she was upset & wanted to stop. To my surprise she wanted to keep going & finish our business, the cool thing was, it didn't seem to bother her.
Cool. I'll bet your pop's girlfriend came back and watched you guys through the peephole.


Posted by: austinite

Quote:
But did get caught spanking the monkey... 3 times
By your mom? Everytime? Pop would have been ok but mom kinda tough. Especially 3 times lol.


Posted by: LauraBrown

Me and my friend walked in on my mom having sex with a guy that was not my dad


Posted by: Johnnny

LauraBrown ouch. That must've been hard to deal with. Sorry to hear that.


Posted by: Randy

Austinite...

You sure don't post much based on your registration date and a post count of 168 But you are a true seasoned veteran here man....Good Job! All you need to do now is send Prince a check as a contribution to his great site


Posted by: Randy

I will not rest till I see Elite Membership status beneath everyones names. Oh, and photoshoped imitations don't count


Posted by: austinite

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy
Austinite...

You sure don't post much based on your registration date and a post count of 168 But you are a true seasoned veteran here man....Good Job! All you need to do now is send Prince a check as a contribution to his great site
I was busy for a couple of years after I registered, but I'm less busy these days.

So, do you get a cut or what?


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally posted by austinite
I was busy for a couple of years after I registered, but I'm less busy these days.

So, do you get a cut or what?
I wish I did Austinite ....

*** Hey Prince you hear that ****


No, I don't get a penny Austinite. I just think with the wide source of information and good people to help motivate each other into taking on a better and more healthy lifestyle is worth the contribution to me. I donate to animal charities too, but that is besides the point


Posted by: austinite

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy
I wish I did Austinite ....

*** Hey Prince you hear that ****


No, I don't get a penny Austinite. I just think with the wide source of information and good people to help motivate each other into taking on a better and more healthy lifestyle is worth the contribution to me. I donate to animal charities too, but that is besides the point
Contribution? Is IM a non-profit? Or a business?


Posted by: Randy

Well Austinite, it actually can be both.
But to make it an effective business, it relies on good patrons like you


Posted by: austinite

Randy, since you know this site pretty well, do I have to be an elite member to enlarge the gallery thumbnails? When I try it says you have to be registered, but I am registered.


Posted by: Randy

Austinite,

I've never heard specifically of this problem, however I know that with the new upgrade it is recommended that you are running MS Explorer version 6. Outside of that you might want to sign off, then clear your web browsers cache and cookies, sign back in, and try it again. If it still fails then post your question in the suggestion box thread. I don't believe you need to be an elite member to view the various size photos within the gallery. I know then when they are posted they usually set in 2 sizes by default. You click the photo like you say, and it should enlarge. Maybe if someone posts a small sized photo it will just be one size however. You can click my photos in my gallery to test them if you like. I know they are 2 sizes.


Posted by: austinite

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
You can click my photos in my gallery to test them if you like. I know they are 2 sizes.
You must be a registered user to view images!
To register click on the REGISTER button in the menu above.


Posted by: Shae

Wellllll...its a yes and no.

I was like 7 or so and my cousin, Chelsea and I had a sleep over. I did not see anything but I heard some moaning and groaning in my folk's room. She asked me what that was and I just told her that its wind and a big storm was comming in.


Posted by: Johnnny

Shae
Quote:
Wellllll...its a yes and no.

I was like 7 or so and my cousin, Chelsea and I had a sleep over. I did not see anything but I heard some moaning and groaning in my folk's room. She asked me what that was and I just told her that its wind and a big storm was comming in.
That's one way to get off the subject to kids.


Posted by: Randy

Wish i could help you Austinite, but this is a new one to me.
If your running explorer 6, cleared your cache and cookies and still having problems viewing the gallery then maybe with Prince's new forum software it requires you to be an elite member before you can view the gallery

If the gallery is intended to be viewed by registered users and you are already registered, then I thought maybe the user info stored in your cookie might have been corrupt. But if you cleared the cache and cookies, signed out, and re-registered, then I am clueless my friend. I emailed Prince though.. Hopefully he might be able to help ya.

Quote:
Originally Posted by austinite
You must be a registered user to view images!
To register click on the REGISTER button in the menu above.



Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny
Shae

That's one way to get off the subject to kids.
Hey, what can I say? I was 7, young, and friggin neieve. Still, my cousin does not know what I ment.


Posted by: Randy

Austinite,

I found out that the fix is what I recommended to you previously.
Make sure you have explorer 6, log off the forum, clear out your browser cache,
and log back in to the forum. This should clear up the problem.


Quote:
Originally Posted by austinite
You must be a registered user to view images!
To register click on the REGISTER button in the menu above.



Posted by: austinite

Thanks Randy. Sorry for the interruption folks.

Back on topic: I used to hear banging all the time as a kid. I thought my parents were moving furniture or hanging pictures in their bedroom.


Posted by: Johnnny

austinite

I see you liked my experience of getting caught having sex by my fathers girlfriend.

But no I never surprisingly got caught spankin' the monkey.


Posted by: austinite

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny
austinite

I see you liked my experience of getting caught having sex by my fathers girlfriend.
Actually I was disappointed. You should have told her to take a number and have a seat.


Posted by: Lurker

I almost think its worse that my mom has walked in on me, giving a BJ. I could have died right there. At least my parents were covered.

I use to bang on the walls when they were being too loud.

It sucks having a pretty mom.


Posted by: Newt

I did and my dad jumped out of bed! He still had a stiffy! My mom just put the covers over her head. I was about 15 and it was just plain wrong.


Posted by: crazy_enough

Quote:
Originally Posted by MarcusMaximus
this was part of the kevin 'spencer adult cartoon series on that very weekend. Kevin walked into the kitchen whilst mommy was bent over the kitchen table, pants down by her ankles and daddy was greasing her up! If anyone has never seen it, it is the simpsons taken to the most extreme point. I mean,they aren't serial killers but probably kevin is working his way to it!! it's a pretty funny yet nihilistic view of the world.
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, I saw that laughed so hard I think it could have been considered a cardio workout!!


Posted by: bkc

Yes I was 5 or 6, it's burned in my memory forever, and no I don't want to talk about it!!!


Posted by: SeXXiKayKay

Just a couple of weeks ago. I walked on them in the shower. And saw my step dads booty and it was not a pretty thang. Trust me....


Posted by: opfor2skinee

eewww! sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...

Just thinking about it gives me the creeps


Posted by: WATTS

Hell No



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