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Have your ever prefered masturbation instead of real sex ?

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Posted by: Vieope

After reading some of the answers in the thread " How often do you masterbate ". I decided that I had to ask this.



Posted by: ArduousMeister

are you crazy?



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally posted by ArduousMeister
are you crazy?
I am not talking about me. I would never change real sex for masturbation but I saw so many words of love for this activity in the other thread that I had to ask.



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Quote:
Originally posted by Vieope
I am not talking about me. I would never change real sex for masturbation but I saw so many words of love for this activity in the other thread that I had to ask.

lmao...love for the activity, hahahaha



Posted by: Eggs

I like to think that just because you enjoy eating steak alot... its still good to go out and have a hamburger now and then right?

However, you dont ever say "Damn, screw the steak I just want a big ol nasty McD's cheeseburger every night". Know what I'm saying?



Posted by: Pepper

How about fantasizing about masturbating while having real sex?

I heard a porn adict say that is when he knew he had a problem.



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Quote:
Originally posted by Eggs
I like to think that just because you enjoy eating steak alot... its still good to go out and have a hamburger now and then right?

However, you dont ever say "Damn, screw the steak I just want a big ol nasty McD's cheeseburger every night". Know what I'm saying?

No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?
Depends of what you like the most.



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally posted by Pepper
How about fantasizing about masturbating while having real sex?
Pepper, that is the most weird thing that I ever heard.



Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally posted by Vieope
Pepper, that is the most weird thing that I ever heard.

hahah i agree

well the only time i would prefer wanking off the hook
over real sex would be if the only person available

looks like martha stewart!

nuff said



Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Martha is a hot peice of ass.....ooooh need that dough baby....cut that craft.....ahhhhh!



Posted by: Akateros

Quote:
Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?
Depends who's serving. And if cheap frozen hamburger is on the grill, I'd rather masturbate.



Posted by: Crono1000

sometimes at night it's just too late to prepare/beg for sex and it's just best to get teh job done yourself in less time. She generally agrees and will just tell me to go jack off so she can sleep and I'll stop tossing and turning in bed



Posted by: Jay-B

Quote:
Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Martha is a hot peice of ass.....ooooh need that dough baby....cut that craft.....ahhhhh!
i gotta agree with u and i think she used to be a model.



Posted by: DFINEST

Nuck Fo!.......

My hand cannot compare to
A REAL WOMAN!



Posted by: Crono1000

you know, now that I think about it there's a good "handful" of times I would prefer masterbation. I mean, you don't have to worry about being good or performing well, etc. You can just get it over with. Besides, normally tit and I will have sex once a day, but today she's been out of town and I must be making up for the lack of solo mode because I'll be on my 5th or 6th time by the time I go to bed!



Posted by: rockgazer69

Sometimes it's fun to let your man use you to masturbate with meaning he gets to just go for the gold & not worry about gettin you off until later on in the day (or nite) a quick copped nut can give a girl that sexed up waitin for baby to come home feelin all day.



Posted by: PreMier

Shit...



Posted by: PreMier

Oh, and no.



Posted by: icekool

hi folks,
its been a while since I have been on these boards and I really have to say that this is one of the funniest threads ever.

Hmm, lets have a think about this topic, I much prefer it over real sex because its just so much damn bother especially with the aches and pains of DOMS etc. then theres the fact that you have to bother with some stupid bimb, jeez, a no brainer for me.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

I still don't understand why men feel masturbation is preferred over real sex. If it's mainly so they don't have to worry about satisfying their partner......then men don't deserve women!!! Which is probably why you find yourself begging the next time around!!!

And, if men have to "beg" for it from their wives, etc......Then you're clearly not doing the right things to/for your partner.

And, if you say you need to prepare for sex............What the heck is there to prepare for? Make sure you keep your hygiene up on a daily basis (cause you never know what's going to happen while you're out) & your character live (not your memeber either your mind!!!! Be creative!!! Should come naturally with men,.....hell...You know what you like..communicate it.


I think what Egg was trying to say is: You cannot compare a cheeseburger to a steak!!!! It's all about the quality of the package...What package can your hand offer vs a lady??? Answer that one



Posted by: moon

I find basbie girl avator extremely hot and inviting



Posted by: moon

ouch it is babsie lol



Posted by: BritChick

NEVER!



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
What package can your hand offer vs a lady??? Answer that one
my hand never says "no" and is always by my side



Posted by: x~factor

The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
my hand never says "no" and is always by my side
You always have something comical to say....



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally posted by x~factor
The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!

Can I get a woop woop and a hell yay-ya



Posted by: x~factor

woop woop and hell yay-ya!



Posted by: SJ69

This remonds me of a punchline to a joke that I can't remember - "that's alright honey, it was a small load, I did it by hand"



Posted by: QuestionGuy

AHHA, trus me i would rather have the nast cheeseburger instead of the steak thank you ver much, but masturbation instead of sex is just crazy,



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
AHHA, trus me i would rather have the nast cheeseburger instead of the steak thank you ver much, but masturbation instead of sex is just crazy,
What if you had the option to have regular sex with your girlfriend or be mastubated by a hot movie star/model ?
What would you choose now?




Posted by: Jeeper

To be honest there has been a very rare occasion that I would prefer the burger to the steak.



Posted by: OceanDude

Well just look at the poll results boys and girls - its neck and neck. Clearly half of you are not being honest.

I normally don't get involved in these kinds of discussions but I just happen to be bored at the moment while my wife is asleep and I am waiting for coffee to brew. Yes there are times when it is just more convenient. There are: 1) monthly periods where sex is just not the coolest thing or time, 2) business travel of one or the other partners (and cell phones ), 3) one partner is sick or in pain from injury, 4) one partner falls asleep early due to too much wine or fun (hate it when this happens), 5) sometimes both are not always in the mood at the precise same time of the day 6) you didn't want to cheat with that hot babe (or guy for the ladies) that came onto you as you left the gym and you reached the point of no return when she grabbed you by the handle and 6) sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work or don't want to get the fresh sheets all messy etc. and you really need it NOW and the wife just showered and dressed, and 7) for the guys there are times when its just plain embarrassing to be seen limping along or being in pain or discomfort with a woodie that challenges the rivets on your levis and refuses to go down

OD



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
Well just look at the poll results boys and girls - its neck and neck. Clearly half of you are not being honest.

I normally don't get involved in these kinds of discussions but I just happen to be bored at the moment while my wife is asleep and I am waiting for coffee to brew. Yes there are times when it is just more convenient. There are: 1) monthly periods where sex is just not the coolest thing or time, 2) business travel of one or the other partners (and cell phones ), 3) one partner is sick or in pain from injury, 4) one partner falls asleep early due to too much wine or fun (hate it when this happens), 5) sometimes both are not always in the mood at the precise same time of the day 6) you didn't want to cheat with that hot babe (or guy for the ladies) that came onto you as you left the gym and you reached the point of no return when she grabbed you by the handle and 6) sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work or don't want to get the fresh sheets all messy etc. and you really need it NOW and the wife just showered and dressed, and 7) for the guys there are times when its just plain embarrassing to be seen limping along or being in pain or discomfort with a woodie that challenges the rivets on your levis and refuses to go down

OD
Everytime you have preferred the masturbation it was because of some lame road block... The poll did not mention a road block. If good sex is available why would you want to wack off? Instead, masturbate, let your partner watch, and then presume to follow up with the real thing



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by SJ69
This remonds me of a punchline to a joke that I can't remember - "that's alright honey, it was a small load, I did it by hand"




Posted by: CowPimp

Hell no. Enough said.



Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Everytime you have preferred the masturbation it was because of some lame road block... The poll did not mention a road block. If good sex is available why would you want to wack off? Instead, masturbate, let your partner watch, and then presume to follow up with the real thing
Now now SUnT, you are reading in as much into the question as I or anyone else did. As stated it was a stupid question with lots of room for interpretation. No where in the poll did it say anything about "good sex". Road Blocks are a reality as is time. I just gave a large number of examples where it may be more pragmatic and more satisfying because "real" sex was either not likely to be high quality or was only going to be good for one of the two people anyway. This is not so much about how I personally feel as it is an objective view of the question.

OD

p.s. I like your signature pics. No doubt some of the single guys here have them pinned to their walls as inspirational material (ahem, for body building).



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
Now now SUnT, you are reading in as much into the question as I or anyone else did. As stated it was a stupid question with lots of room for interpretation. No where in the poll did it say anything about "good sex". Road Blocks are a reality as is time. I just gave a large number of examples where it may be more pragmatic and more satisfying because "real" sex was either not likely to be high quality or was only going to be good for one of the two people anyway. This is not so much about how I personally feel as it is an objective view of the question.

OD

p.s. I like your signature pics. No doubt some of the single guys here have them pinned to their walls as inspirational material (ahem, for body building).
I'm just busting on ya OD

Yes there was some other thread called "How often do you masterbate" and I believe myself and a few others decided to start our own MA group (Masterbaters anonymous)



Posted by: min0 lee

Yes, my boyfreind is mino lee. I have no choice.

so you see



Posted by: solid10





Posted by: cman

Once. My girl freind said she would make it up to me if I would pass on sex and wait till later. She wanted to visit her freind. She told me on the way to pick her up that she was thinking of suicide so we needed to get her and cheer her up.We picked up her girl freind and went out to party. While driving down a desert road, my girlfreind asked her freind if she would feel better if I masterbaited for her. She said nothing. My girl freind said I will take that as a yes. So I climbed in the front seat between them and went at it for her. They were both several years older than I. I was 19 and they were mid 20's.
She seemed to enjoy it, started talking dirty to me and was smiling for the rest of the night.
And my woman did make it up to me.



Posted by: rockgazer69

Quote:
Originally Posted by cman
Once. My girl freind said she would make it up to me if I would pass on sex and wait till later. She wanted to visit her freind. She told me on the way to pick her up that she was thinking of suicide so we needed to get her and cheer her up.We picked up her girl freind and went out to party. While driving down a desert road, my girlfreind asked her freind if she would feel better if I masterbaited for her. She said nothing. My girl freind said I will take that as a yes. So I climbed in the front seat between them and went at it for her. They were both several years older than I. I was 19 and they were mid 20's.
She seemed to enjoy it, started talking dirty to me and was smiling for the rest of the night.
And my woman did make it up to me.




Posted by: hotbody

I love to have some fun with my toys....but I definately prefer sex....I can go all night....if the man is willing....mmmmmm......I actually love doing both with the guy....start off with some fun and end it with a boom...



Posted by: cman

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
See your not the only naughty one here.



Posted by: rockgazer69

go on imesh n look up video "out of control...."



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I said "no" but there is only a few exceptions....I'd prefer to do it myself rather then get with some stink pink. I'm sure we've all ran into one before...after doing the smell test you decide head would be enough for the night.



Posted by: sportytahoe

i would rather masturbate than sleep with my ex boyfriend, he did NOTHING for me sexually-----

but this comes from a chronic masturbator........



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I think women need to be careful with vibrators...you can really ruin sex for yourselves that way. Men do not vibrate and so if your pussy get used to only cumming from vibration then dick is just not going to cut the mustard when the time comes. I think a better option is to either get a boy toy or use your hands. Vibrators work well obviously but its not replicating anything a man will ever be able to do for you. I guess after prolonged vibrator use you can desensitize your pussy from dick.



Posted by: da jock

Back in the day a few times I was dating girls & we weren't really clicking, yes beating off was better than the sex. Usually if you don't care about the relationship you don't take the effort to be very good in bed.



Posted by: david

can't say that masterbation is better than sex ever!



Posted by: hotbody

Quote:
Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
I think women need to be careful with vibrators...you can really ruin sex for yourselves that way. Men do not vibrate and so if your pussy get used to only cumming from vibration then dick is just not going to cut the mustard when the time comes. I think a better option is to either get a boy toy or use your hands. Vibrators work well obviously but its not replicating anything a man will ever be able to do for you. I guess after prolonged vibrator use you can desensitize your pussy from dick.
I use my hands....and they work really good.......



Posted by: trvlr70

Yes, I have preferred masterbation from time to time. Typically this occurs when I employ sex/orgasms as a tool for relaxation or for trouble sleeping verses sexual satisfaction.



Posted by: rockgazer69

i would rather please myself then be with someone that i do not wholeheartedly desire.



Posted by: Lavrik_AK

Quote:
Originally Posted by x~factor
The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!
Bump!



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lavrik_AK
Bump!
Look at you, first post in one of Vieope´s thread, he would be glad to know.

Welcome to IM




Posted by: Lavrik_AK

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeeper
To be honest there has been a very rare occasion that I would prefer the burger to the steak.
Same here, although eating burgers together is far more fun than catching drive-thru by yourself!

I'm definitely a steak man, but sometimes my wife gets hungry watching me eat a burger; then there's always room for steak...



Posted by: Souped_up

I haven't read the other replies yet. For me blowjobs and sex with a condom vaginally is not as pleasurable as doing it with my hand. I can focus only by myself and it feels more satisfying- I KNOW I WILL CUM BIG when doing it myself. I enjoy the WHOLE EXPERIENCE though-with a women- NOT A MAN- im not John H. Sex is fun for that reason but from a PHYSICAL standpoint it is not, at least for me.



Posted by: gococksDJS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Souped_up
I haven't read the other replies yet. For me blowjobs and sex with a condom vaginally is not as pleasurable as doing it with my hand. I can focus only by myself and it feels more satisfying- I KNOW I WILL CUM BIG when doing it myself. I enjoy the WHOLE EXPERIENCE though-with a women- NOT A MAN- im not John H. Sex is fun for that reason but from a PHYSICAL standpoint it is not, at least for me.
This is called being gay.



Posted by: Souped_up

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS
This is called being gay.
hi BJsmallcocks,

Its called being SIMPLE MINDED. You don't even read or grasp the post before you hit the reply button- or you are too IGNORANT and ARROGANT. That is ok, ill just ignore your immature comments from now on, loser.

Take Care, Souped_up



Posted by: gococksDJS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Souped_up
hi BJsmallcocks,

Its called being SIMPLE MINDED. You don't even read or grasp the post before you hit the reply button- or you are too IGNORANT and ARROGANT. That is ok, ill just ignore your immature comments from now on, loser.

Take Care, Souped_up
Come on man, you would rather beat it than fuck a chick? That's not me being simple minded, it's you in denial. You say shit like "Ill bust big time if i wack it" and saying your hand feels better than a wet pussy is the major proof. What is warm and wet? A pussy. What is clammy and dry? Your right hand. What else is clammy and dry? An ass. So you prefer dry and clammy to wet and warm? In every post you make you say "I'm not gay, im not John H, i swear im not gay, im just friends with John H." What do you think it sounds like to everyone else?



Posted by: Souped_up

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Come on man, you would rather beat it than fuck a chick? That's not me being simple minded, it's you in denial. You say shit like "Ill bust big time if i wack it" and saying your hand feels better than a wet pussy is the major proof. What is warm and wet? A pussy. What is clammy and dry? Your right hand. What else is clammy and dry? An ass. So you prefer dry and clammy to wet and warm? In every post you make you say "I'm not gay, im not John H, i swear im not gay, im just friends with John H." What do you think it sounds like to everyone else?
Hi goblinDJcocks,

I suppose if your wearing a condom it isn't exactly the greatest - I dont know. Its not simple either, since if its a girl ive been with a few times then yes I might often prefer my hand because its EASIER and I can get the job done fast. If its a girl ive never been with only a few then I probably wouldn't ever prefer my hand. I can't cum with a chick, but I have ALWAYS used a condom though. Its probably nerves and lack of sensitivity. I masterbate a certain way and having sex is NOTHING like jacking off. Ive never had the physical pleasure from a blowjob or sex that I had while jacking off.

Take Care, Souped_up



Posted by: rockgazer69

hmmm. i do now. my heart belongs to someone i am apart from and i don't care if the rock or arnold or brad pitt asked me out i am soo not interested. just not. i'm one of those rare people that find loyalty extremely sexy.



Posted by: Maynard Keenan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
How about fantasizing about masturbating while having real sex?

I heard a porn adict say that is when he knew he had a problem.
Im gonna try that.....lol



Posted by: joesmooth20

I have after i had been with some chicks for awhile. Mostly i wasn't happy in the relationship so yeah i have preferred it over bangin their sucky cooch. Most of the time
i would just go get some different tail and dump them though.

That right there is my breaking point, if i would rather wack off than bang them, I know
it's over between us. Sounds dumb maybe but so far it's been true.



Posted by: musclepump

real sex. always. every time.



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Even bad sex is better then jerking off...but there is a point where masterbating is better...like if the pussy stinks or something nasty like that...then I would rather jerk off then smell that nasty shit or have my dick near it.



Posted by: LW83

yes......

That was a horrible night



Posted by: TJ Cline

Yes 1 time.....
Needless to say she was the worst fuck of my life................after a while I just got up and left her.........my God she was awful!!!!



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Quote:
Originally Posted by Souped_up
Hi goblinDJcocks,

I can't cum with a chick, but I have ALWAYS used a condom though. Its probably nerves and lack of sensitivity. I masterbate a certain way and having sex is NOTHING like jacking off.

Take Care, Souped_up
You masterbate a certain way? Like with your dick and one hand and the thumb from your other hand in your ass? Would you care to share your special way to play with yourself?



Posted by: LilMissaRissa

wow more ppl than not voted yes.. im a lil shocked by that one..



Posted by: juggernaut

what the hell kinda question is this???



Posted by: joesmooth20

sometimes i do, since me and my g/f have sex like everyday sometimes twice, i tend to never get to masterbate and it's something that has been a part of my like for over 15yrs now. So once in a while I would like to beat it, but that just because i never get to.



Posted by: ge3k0

nah i think pussy is real tight when your hitting that shit all night and you've snuck inside the house to spend the night with nobody knowing...





Posted by: Martinogdenbsx

there should be an option HELL NO



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