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Posted by: MarcusMaximus

yesterday a girlfriend of mine told me about something her recent boyfriend did the other evening. She likes to be railed doggy style, face down off the side of the bed, ass in the air sort of thing. Seems that her new beau started to play with her ass while he was inside her. she said that initially she was shocked and clenched down when she felt the thumb starting to go in. the guy stopped. She tells me that she kind of liked it and wished that he had kept going.

( her words were a little more explicit so i toned it down a bit for the prudes and those who feel compelled to point out that this is a very sexual post and thus may be upsetting to the young' uns...)

So, the poll is for the gals who wish to respond. and guys, tell any stories you like about your experience with your girlfriends. remember to change the names to protect the not so innocent.


Posted by: MuscleSlut

oooh...i love when a guy fingers my ass while doing me doggie....yummy!


Posted by: PreMier




Posted by: Vieope

I heard that some men enjoy when a women does that to them. NOT ME.


Posted by: nikegurl

ladies and gentlemen....Premier is once again awarded Best Use of Smilie Award.


Posted by: maniclion

I voted for my gf, she doesn't mind a little brush, but no penetration she say's it leaves a weird feeling hours after (we've had this discussion 1000 times, I even offered to use a whole bottle of lube). I don't care.


Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally posted by maniclion
we've had this discussion 1000 times
Hahahaha..


Posted by: X Ring

why does anyone want to go in there. IT'S SHIT, plus I cant imagine it is as nice as the other holes. I dont like the idea of a shit dick


Posted by: I Are Baboon

Sometimes in the middle of the night when I get up to pee, my butt crack itches so I scratch it. It certainly does not turn me on, but when something itches, it needs to be scratched.

my two cents.


Posted by: X Ring

yeah but I think they are refering to the itch not being on the surface. They are talking about going into the dark smelly caverns of the colon


Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally posted by X Ring
why does anyone want to go in there. IT'S SHIT, plus I cant imagine it is as nice as the other holes. I dont like the idea of a shit dick
The pioneer in me wanted to explore new places, but after thinking about it I don't want poo on my tip either.


Posted by: X Ring

i know what you mean I thought about it and said no way then I thought about it again thinkings maybe then I said no way, especially given the other two perfectly good places, 3 if you could inbetween the boobies, to place
your piece


Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally posted by X Ring
yeah but I think they are refering to the itch not being on the surface. They are talking about going into the dark smelly caverns of the colon
Yeah, I got what they are talking about. The only action my sphincter sees that is not poo-related is a good firm scratchin' at 2:30AM.


Posted by: X Ring

well if that isnt a great mental image I dont know what is


Posted by: camarosuper6




Nah, its a one way street.


Posted by: cappo5150

my gf wont let me, but ive done it to other girls. Dont knock it till you try it.


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

remember , the poll is for the ladies to take. if guys take the poll, we are going to have all the straight men pick " exit only " or all the bottoms choosing " completely filled"..

also, "when the mood is right" encompasses a number of criteria- not the least of which being that the woman doesn't have to go to the bathroom....lol... probably i should have used " when everything is right " but i figured that the girls would know.

Also, the dirty dick issue- unless you will not take "no" for an answer, or you don't understand what she means when she says " i am not ready" or " maybe later " , this ain't gonna happen. i am talking about mutually agreeable consensual pleasurable sex. not a quick poke in the bum while she is sleeping...lol


Posted by: P-funk

I have a great saying for this:

I usually tell girls that I am going to "finger blast their a-hole"


Posted by: x~factor

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
Quote:
Originally posted by nikegurl
ladies and gentlemen....Premier is once again awarded Best Use of Smilie Award.
Laughing my ass off! (no pun intended)


Posted by: Crono1000




Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally posted by Crono1000
That smile is because you're thinking of Titanya shoving her thumb up your ass at the same time she's buggering you, isn't it?


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

Quote:
Originally posted by ALBOB
That smile is because you're thinking of Titanya shoving her thumb up your ass at the same time she's buggering you, isn't it?



Posted by: Jake

Quote:
i am talking about mutually agreeable consensual pleasurable sex. not a quick poke in the bum while she is sleeping
That was hilarious. It like the 'woops' method that I have had described to me: 'Oh, sorry honey, my mistake. But now that we're here....'

Ya, me and an ex girlfriend played around back there, on her, not me. She offered, as I hear a man can for some reason have a very intense orgasim from ass play, but all I could remember was that time at the border

Not really my thing though. Good for a change, but there are better things to do in bed.


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

Quote:
Originally posted by camarosuper6

Nah, its a one way street.
ahh,, the poll is for the ladies.
looks like we have to deduct one from the" its an exit, can't you read the sign?" category...


Posted by: Flex

Personally, i'm still a Jedi and have never been to the Darkside.

But as soon as i become a pornstar, i think its part of your job requirement


Posted by: Flex

But my buddies do have some funny ass stories..

One for instance...
My boy was fooling around with some chick. she was giving him head, and then, outta nowhere, stuck her finger in his butt. He was like "BITCH...WHAT THE FUCK", and as soon as he busted, got up, threw his clothes on, and ran out the door.
From then on she was known as "The ass-fingerer"

As far as me, touch my ass ANYwhere near there, and you sign your own death warrent.


Posted by: rockgazer69

At 1st I thought hey I'm his girlfriend then I realized Oh THUMB , no baby I was the girl belly down w one knee on the floor one leg on the bed rubbing my swollen throbbing clit while my man ate my sweet ass then fucked it real good... When a person is clean that cavity is like ... well touch the inside of your cheek(the 1 on your face) n a guys dick feels twice as big back there but we can take it deeper n harder.


Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally posted by rockgazer69
I was the girl belly down w one knee on the floor one leg on the bed rubbing my swollen throbbing clit

while my man ate my sweet ass
1st part

2nd part


Posted by: rockgazer69

Guess you aren't a gamblin man . I don't blame you .


Posted by: Flex

Gambling? nah, i just don't like to get shit on


Posted by: X Ring

no shortage of quailty entertainment up in here


Posted by: Johnnny

Out of the 7 women I've been with 4 liked anal sex & also liked me to give analingus in polite terms. But they always made sure they were washed clean for this. 2 of the women who liked this were the 31yr old teacher I was with at 22yrs old & the 37yr old sexy boss I was with when I was 21yrs old. But I always wore a condom for anal sex even if I didn't wear one for regular sex.


Posted by: Rob_NC

When my wife started getting XXX spam, she became intrigued with anal sex. We tried it and she likes it. We don't prefer it over normal sex, but it is something different.


Posted by: Metal V Player

Excuse me for almost breaking topic, but it seems as though almost every single girl I have ever been with was NOT an oral giving freak like they bragged about openly, but WAS a closet anal girl. Of course *I* was always the first one the did it with. Riiiiight! (wink) "Yeah, thats why it went in so easy huh?" (wink)

I'd be like "Hey, wtf? only one minute of head??? Whats up with that???"

And then theyd always say something like "Put it 'back here', but dont tell anyone" Or "you wanna try 'this'?".

Im like "wait a minute, wait a minute..... you bragg about loving to give head and then DONT do it, but you say you DONT LIKE anal and now you want it???"

LOL...its just funny to me thats all, but yeah, I was ordained in the Order of The Back Way by a girl, i wasnt the one who asked for it first. Its not something I'd do with just anyone, but I wish that more girls would fess up to liking it. Its not the taboo that it once was.


Posted by: Johnnny

I know what you mean. But if someone doesn't want to do something they don't want to, even if they've already done that before, we can't force them. The young woman I've been with for almost 2 years didn't want to give me head even if I did to her. She would tell me how naughty she would be with her ex boyfriends & sometimes how she would give them head while driving on the highway (dangerous I might add), & when we'd be fooling around she wouldn't want to return the favor.

Being the gentleman that I am, we waited almost 3 months before we fooled around & about 8 months before we had sex. It took 2 months before she would give me head & we had already both been tested together & were cleared. Before she finally decided to start giving me head as apart of our encounters, she wanted me to be as dirty (not a bad thing) as to giving her backdoor some oral attention. A girl wants me to get that dirty (not a bad thing) & she won't give a little bit of head? Go figure, but like I said we can't force someone to do something they don't want to do.


Posted by: Metal V Player

Will someone please tell me what in the f*kin world he just said! Did anyone else take my post out of context???


Posted by: PreMier

I find that Johnny doesnt listen well. He passes over posts, and comments on his own "experiances" if that is even what they are.


Posted by: Eggs

I've never heard of anybody refer to the person he was with as "the young woman" as well.


Posted by: Metal V Player

Quote:
Originally posted by PreMier
I find that Johnny doesnt listen well. He passes over posts, and comments on his own "experiances" if that is even what they are.
Oh.....uh.....ok, I was just wondering if I was seeing the same ...uh.... use of "creative writing" that he was so famous for at the forum he got kicked out of. Same sh*t, different day, twice as deep.

And PreMier....you're not the first to question the authenticity of his claims. But the more we questioned, the deeper the sh*t got and the more tenacious he did. Watch, I bet he responds to this post in his famous "whatever dude, Im just here to help" style.

Quote:
Originally posted by Eggs I've never heard of anybody refer to the person he was with as "the young woman" as well.
Eggs, he probably does that because he's been busted so many times that he knows it's better than to give specific names and or dates. And Im not surprised you and he had a run in already. He hates eggs. Or pasturized liquid eggwhites, I should say. You aughta read his comments on eggwhites being bad and causing all sorts of problems, they're hilarious. He goes head to head with a certified nutritionist using caveman data. You know why he hates them? Cause his "buddy" Roy Callender "who competed with great Arnold Shwartzenneger and has been in the business 20-30 years" said they were bad. We have a pool bet running at the other forum on how long its gonna take for him to get kicked out of here. Lesse.....he already has one thread locked here. And he's been here how long?


Posted by: gr81

does anyone else get the feelin that Metal V Player and Johnny are teh same person just fuccin with us?? ha ha


Posted by: Metal V Player

Quote:
Originally posted by gr81
does anyone else get the feelin that Metal V Player and Johnny are teh same person just fuccin with us?? ha ha

LMAO.....oh no my good man, I can PROMISE you Im not him! Check my IP address....come to Dallas.... hire a private detective....ANYTHING to get that thought out of your mind! Heavens to Mergutroid!


Posted by: Johnnny

I see immaturity is an infectious disease.

I was merely agreeing with Metal V Player that some women brag about the sexual things they've done & that sometimes they won't even do those same sexual things with their new boyfriend.

I don't need to justify my claims or personal exeriences to anyone especially on the internet especially those who have or developed a serious case of ID. As for one it's a waste time, & 2 I don't lie about anything or the things I've done or experienced.


Posted by: Metal V Player

*ignores EVERYTHING that was just said*


......so folks....how `bout that back door, huh? Clear and concise thought proccess line up here...


Posted by: Pepper

Quote:
Originally posted by Metal V Player
Heavens to Mergutroid!




Posted by: Metal V Player

LMAO!!!!!...good one!


Posted by: cappo5150

who or what the hell is Mergutroid?


Posted by: Pepper

Some cartoon character used to say that...seems like it was Squidly or something like that.


Posted by: Eggs

Pepper.. for knowing that...




Posted by: Eggs

Yours is bigger

Yeah yeah, your pic


Posted by: BigBallaGA

Quote:
Originally posted by MuscleSlut
oooh...i love when a guy fingers my ass while doing me doggie....yummy!
i acquiesce !!!!












anytime you are in atlanta, give me a call


Posted by: Pepper

OK...it was Snagglepuss...

http://members.aol.com/PaulEC2/Snagglepuss.html



Click here to hear it


Posted by: irontime

Reading through this post reminded me of a pretty disturbing story i heard a few years ago.

This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results. He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob.

Don't know if it's true or not, but entertaining nontheless


Posted by: rockgazer69

That's just gross dude stop p p

p

jesus my p's goin all over the place


Posted by: Johnnny

WTF?


Posted by: Crono1000

that was just wraong


Posted by: maniclion

Corn or a peanut


Posted by: titans1854

seems like you'd notice that there was corn inside ur urethra (sp) before you went to the bathroom. sounds painful.


Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime

This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results. He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob.
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Posted by: MarcusMaximus

that piece of umm work. was the punch line of a joke that i heard a very long time ago, there are variations of it all over the internet, just like the oft heard " holy smokes are you sick? no, but the guy before you was!" joke.

silly little jokes like that one makes the world go round and round..


Posted by: BulkMeUp

Quote:
Originally posted by irontime

This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results. He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob.
Quote:


HA HA HAAAAA HA HAAAAA!!!!! That is soooo ridicilous, but funny.


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Eww.. thats pretty gross IT, I can't believe it.. ugh.. eww, bad thoughts.. get em out!!


Posted by: Crono1000

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Posted by: Muscle_Girl

How charming Chrono..




Posted by: Johnnny

ChronoWTF? Where did that come from?


Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny
ChronoWTF? Where did that come from?
It's part of the collection of photos he masturbates to.


Posted by: Stickboy




Posted by: david

As I was casually reading all the replies up to this point... ya had to say this IT... you just had to didn't you! LMAO!!! I almost stopped when Albob commented on Crono and Tit but I knew somewhere IT was going to put his 2 cents in this thread.

This thread is hilarious!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
Reading through this post reminded me of a pretty disturbing story i heard a few years ago.

This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results. He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob.

Don't know if it's true or not, but entertaining nontheless



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
It's part of the collection of photos he masturbates to.
I did notice crono and his cartoon porn has been increasing lately!


Posted by: Crono1000


I just needed somewhere to post it so that I could put it in my sig and where better than an anal entry thread?

And I don't know how david knew that but I assure you mario is NOT in my collection


Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000

I just needed somewhere to post it so that I could put it in my sig and where better than an anal entry thread?

And I don't know how david knew that but I assure you mario is NOT in my collection
R u sure about that?


Posted by: Randy



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Posted by: BulkMeUp




Posted by: MarcusMaximus

hate to break it to you boys but that little tale ( pun intended ) is just another so called urban myth. it started out as a punch line to a joke that i heard when i was in grade 4 or 5. just like the even dumbererer joke about someone being sick....
however, what is true is that some people do seem to enjoy jamming things up their urethra- max factor eye shadow applicators for one thing... and some women do seem to enjoy a particular model of a nokia cellular phone being shoved up their ass. seems that when the little darling ( the cell phone - not the honey ) is on vibrate mode, she begins to see stars!!! she gets her boyfriend or anyone really, to phone her at intervals. Probably speed dial would be best... most women who are 'IN THE KNOW " about this sort of thing refer to it as the pleasure tone...

seems that a few of the ladies had to have the phone professionally retrieved...

now there is a mental image....

over to you chrono...


Posted by: vtec2403

There's gay people on here????? OMG


Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy


...
Holy shit!


Posted by: rockgazer69


and where has her finger been?


Posted by: Johnnny

That's just saucy. MMMM.


Posted by: clemson357

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
At 1st I thought hey I'm his girlfriend then I realized Oh THUMB , no baby I was the girl belly down w one knee on the floor one leg on the bed rubbing my swollen throbbing clit while my man ate my sweet ass then fucked it real good... When a person is clean that cavity is like ... well touch the inside of your cheek(the 1 on your face) n a guys dick feels twice as big back there but we can take it deeper n harder.
that just made my day.


Posted by: Deadly13

(Whats Your Opinon On My Advance Workout Program) Can I Get Some Opinons In that Thread


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deadly13
(Whats Your Opinon On My Advance Workout Program) Can I Get Some Opinons In that Thread
I would post your question in your previous thread, since nobody here knows where that is . I'm sure someone would be more than happy to respond.


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

seeing as how this thread has over 2000 views yet 50 or so votes, it seems to prove the thought that guys and girls have an inordinate amount of interest in butt play. and prefer to keep quiet about it!!. lol..

the 2 guys who voted for being completely filled ( you know who you are ) will have to have their votes deducted.


Posted by: MarcusMaximus

as a side note- I am not complaining about the number of voters so bigSwole, don't bother telling me to chill out..



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