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Posted by: Pitboss

Men:
So you want anal sex with your gf/spouse and she says no. You try and try and she still says no. Then one day she says sure but there is a hitch. She will let you perform anal sex on her after she does it to you with a strap on.... answer the poll!!

Ladies:
Same scenario with the exception it's you offering the deal or do you offer the deal?? Answer the poll.

Posted by: Little Wing

Okay he can do me but no way am I doing him.

Posted by: Little Wing

I notice guys are jumpin all over this poll.

Posted by: supertech

Damn PB...you are into some kinky sh!t.

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally posted by rockgazer69
Okay he can do me but no way am I doing him.

Hmm left that option out.

Is there a mod in the house???? Hello??? can you add this to the poll???? A little help here.......

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally posted by supertech
Damn PB...you are into some kinky sh!t.

Well the conversation came up at work and I remembered an old friend who wanted to have anal with his wife for years. Finally she caved in only if she could do him first.

He finally got to have anal sex with his wife

Posted by: gr81

there ain't no fuccin way..lol

Posted by: PreMier

I'll wait untill she's wasted drunk... then BAM!!!

That option doesnt include me does it

If so I vote for fuck no!

Posted by: Sean0621

A buddie in my unit told us that his wife had him put on a blindfold and she gave him quite a surprise, He ripped off the blindfold jumped off the bed and looked back at her and she had a strap on, and she said now that's payback, so it does happen, he's the only one I met that it happened to but some see it as a fair trade I guess.

Posted by: I Are Baboon

I prefer NOT to take anything up the pooper.

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean0621 he's the only one I met that it happened to

He's the only one that's been dumb enough to ADMIT it.

No PB, that's never happened to me. Air Force, remember? NOT Navy.

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
He's the only one that's been dumb enough to ADMIT it.

No PB, that's never happened to me. Air Force, remember? NOT Navy.

Hey you're getting better at covering your ass...... hmmm experience??? Gonna have to ask your boss about that one next time I see her.

Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:

Originally posted by Pitboss
Hey you're getting better at covering your ass...... hmmm experience???

Yeah, it comes from hanging around YOU too long.

Posted by: Jo-Anna

Ladies: Get me drunk and try and I'll get the scissors

or anything else that works! The answer is "NO" got it!

Posted by: BigBallaGA

Quote:

Originally posted by Pitboss
Men:
So you want anal sex with your gf/spouse and she says no. You try and try and she still says no. Then one day she says sure but there is a hitch. She will let you perform anal sex on her after she does it to you with a strap on.... answer the poll!!

Ladies:
Same scenario with the exception it's you offering the deal or do you offer the deal?? Answer the poll.

Posted by: Var

My back side is a one way road!

Posted by: Spitfire

THERE IS NOT FUQING WAY THERE IS ANY THING GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT AREA.
It doesnt even feel the different. I think its more the idea than anything. Though it is fun when they squirm.

And since it was brought up. The GREATEST 'O' Ive ever had was a travel through the back door while she pleased herself.... Amazing... Simply amazing

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally posted by Spitfire
THERE IS NOT FUQING WAY THERE IS ANY THING GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT AREA.
It doesnt even feel the different. I think its more the idea than anything. Though it is fun when they squirm.

And since it was brought up. The GREATEST 'O' Ive ever had was a travel through the back door while she pleased herself.... Amazing... Simply amazing

I answered no way. So that is understood.

But when you look at this post and prolly the majority of men out there think the same way. It's the no way is anything going near there but then it's okay for us to get it near or in her...

So then being an understanding man I'd have to change my answer ot fair is fair.

You don't go near me and I won't go near you!!!

Posted by: PreMier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitboss

They(women) are used to "taking it" while us(men) are only used to giving it

Posted by: J'Bo

hmmmm well you gave me a good idea here

give to him before he gives to me

i like it

Posted by: hardasnails1973

Then there is a man's worst night mare. You wake up and your girl is standing there with a strap on saying "NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO TAKE IT" LOL

Posted by: sawheet

ummm, no!

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardasnails1973

Then there is a man's worst night mare. You wake up and your girl is standing there with a strap on saying "NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO TAKE IT" LOL

Okay that's almost as bad as her standing there with a pair a scissors and the sheets turned down!!!

Posted by: Big Smoothy

I just printed out this poll. I'm going to my local supermarket and taking a survey.

I'll post the results in 3 days.

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

I voted for my husband because there wasn't one that works for me. He says fuq no! Butt he doesn't have a problem doing it to me.

However, if was up to me...I'd try anything once...or twice

Posted by: Pitboss

Quote:

Originally Posted by buff_tat2d_chick

I voted for my husband because there wasn't one that works for me. He says fuq no! Butt he doesn't have a problem doing it to me.

However, if was up to me...I'd try anything once...or twice

I love my imagination

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire

THERE IS NOT FUQING WAY THERE IS ANY THING GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT AREA.
It doesnt even feel the different. I think its more the idea than anything. Though it is fun when they squirm.

And since it was brought up. The GREATEST 'O' Ive ever had was a travel through the back door while she pleased herself.... Amazing... Simply amazing

OMG it's my 3rd husband! DEAR it was good for me too. Miss that.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire

Actually though on reading this part again "THERE IS NOT FUQING WAY THERE IS ANY THING GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT AREA." not him my kids dad is gay.... Which actually made him fun nasty in bed

Posted by: rockcrest

my ass is exit only

Posted by: jaspeR1968

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardasnails1973

Then there is a man's worst night mare. You wake up and your girl is standing there with a strap on saying "NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO TAKE IT" LOL

nails didn't your brother say the same to you?

LOL

Posted by: Vital Signs

The ONLY thing that's ever been up my chute is a doctor's finger when taking a physical,... UGH ... and it will remain that way! As far as my g/f is concerned, it's not a requirement for her to desire anal, but if she requests it I'll certainly oblige her..!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

For guys to do this=gay.

For the Ladies to do this=awesome (gets on one knee to propose).

Posted by: pumpthatiron

the guys who said it's fair and shit and that u will let her do it, U GUYS ARE GAYYYYYYY AS HWELLLLLLLLL

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Interesting... as I read this thread I get my horoscope sent to me everyday... It read Sagitarius, go around the front door today instead of the back.

(all joking aside)

LOL mmmm

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Interesting... as I read this thread I get my horoscope sent to me everyday... It read Sagitarius, go around the front door today instead of the back.

(all joking aside)

LOL mmmm

Born 12.04.59. A sagitarius. I will knock on whatever door you like ...

Posted by: Flex

Quote:

Originally Posted by gr81

there ain't no fuccin way

word

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean0621

A buddie in my unit told us that his wife had him put on a blindfold and she gave him quite a surprise, He ripped off the blindfold jumped off the bed and looked back at her and she had a strap on, and she said now that's payback, so it does happen, he's the only one I met that it happened to but some see it as a fair trade I guess.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Okay. Please explain the need for men to enter a woman's anus............

Posted by: min0 lee

Well my boyfriends pee pee is too small for the front, so he enters the rear. Not it helps much you see, I see

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Are you being serious?

Posted by: adrien_j9

Eeeewwwwwwww. Oh yeah, and EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Are you ewwwwing about his small Pee Pee?

I'm with you Adrien

Posted by: perfectbody

what will u do if u happen to see BabsieGirl's butt in front of u in a room?

Posted by: BabsieGirl

LOL.......I'd runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: adrien_j9

I'm ewwwwwwwing over anal sex. EWWWWWWWWW!!!

I hate to point out the obvious, but isn't it likely that "it" won't come out clean? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Just a thought for all you guys raving about fair is fair means yur gay....I have not read any guy in here having a problem fuckin a women in her ass. IMO if you'll fuck a women in the ass then whats to stop you from fucking a guy in his ass? An asshole is an asshole is an asshole. I'm not going to imply that getting your ass drilled by your chic wearing a strap on is great sex, but getting freaky with the right person can be rewarding. If you've never had a girl lick your asshole during foreplay then your missing out. Of coarse that sort of shit has to be with the right girl and the timing has to be good.

Posted by: swick

any guy that wants to do a girl in the butt, might as well be gay IMO.

why waste time with the ass when there is a pussy?

I've never understood it.

Posted by: OceanDude

I just want to know HOW a woman, who is smaller than a guy usually, can TAKE IT? I find it very uncomfortable when a doctor puts a single gloved finger in there during an exam (have one today actually - ughhh). HOW can you stand the discomfort ladies,er, women? It seems to me it would hurt like hell.

OD

Posted by: Rocky_Road

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

I'm ewwwwwwwing over anal sex. EWWWWWWWWW!!!

I hate to point out the obvious, but isn't it likely that "it" won't come out clean? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

*gag*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... could you imagine? It comes out with a piece of corn on it. Sick. I'm so gross.

Posted by: RexStunnahH

hmmmm...The only time I would be down for Mudd Boggin is if I am the Driver....oh,and the girl has to have good hygeine.

Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by OceanDude

I just want to know HOW a woman, who is smaller than a guy usually, can TAKE IT? I find it very uncomfortable when a doctor puts a single gloved finger in there during an exam (have one today actually - ughhh). HOW can you stand the discomfort ladies,er, women? It seems to me it would hurt like hell.

OD

Numbing gel

Posted by: adrien_j9

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Just a thought for all you guys raving about fair is fair means yur gay....I have not read any guy in here having a problem fuckin a women in her ass. IMO if you'll fuck a women in the ass then whats to stop you from fucking a guy in his ass? An asshole is an asshole is an asshole. I'm not going to imply that getting your ass drilled by your chic wearing a strap on is great sex, but getting freaky with the right person can be rewarding. If you've never had a girl lick your asshole during foreplay then your missing out. Of coarse that sort of shit has to be with the right girl and the timing has to be good.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...1&page=1&fav=0

Then this is you right? Is that the right timing you spoke of?

Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabsieGirl

Numbing gel

hmmm, never heard of it. Over the counter? Not that I want to get it mind you...

OD

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...1&page=1&fav=0

Then this is you right? Is that the right timing you spoke of?

LOL...that was a good laugh...thanks for the post....that wasn't exactly the timing I was thinking of....but I laughed until I cried watching that over and over again.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Interesting... as I read this thread I get my horoscope sent to me everyday... It read Sagitarius, go around the front door today instead of the back.

(all joking aside)

LOL mmmm

omg lol.

Posted by: simbh

No fucking way.

Posted by: law74

First, just because you want to have anal sex with yourgirlfriend does not make you gay. An asshoel is an asshole. What kind of stupid logic is that (Descartes is rolling over in grave.) A mouth is a mouth but I don't want to go sticking my tongue in other guys mouths. That is an issue of sexual attraction, similar to I don't want to FCK every girl with a vagina, only ones that I am attracted to. Nothing wrong with man on man if that is what you are N2 but not for me.
Now I do think it is fair that if a guy wants to plunder his girls ass, she should have a reciprocal right to do his. It is actually more enjoyable for a man b/c of the prostate gland which becomes aroused due to stimulation. Females do not have therefore any orgasm would be purely psychological while a mans would be physically induced. I have never done it, but I do realize that if I want it I should be prepared to reciprocate.

Posted by: Mudge

I agree with the above, and the http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...1&page=1&fav=0 was hilarrrrrrrrrrrious

When a man, or woman, is not relaxed then even something as small as a finger will hurt. Durr.

Posted by: simbh

Lol , if the only way I can have anal sex with her , is that she does the same to me I wont . Sorry , but it just doesn't look like any fun to me . I know it doesnt make you gay if you do , but I simply wouldn't do it. Id prefer to pass out on the anal .

Posted by: WATTS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean0621

AWWW...fuck. that is not right, i cant bear to read it again haha, funny as hell though as long as it doesnt happen to me

Posted by: njc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitboss

Hmm left that option out.

Is there a mod in the house???? Hello??? can you add this to the poll???? A little help here.......

Why would u want that option added? Its not part of the queston.

Posted by: Warren[BigW]

Hey fair is fair, she does me and I do her ??????????????

You gotta be Gay to even think like that.

Posted by: Warren[BigW]

[QUOTE=TrojanMan60563]An asshole is an asshole is an asshole.

Posted by: Warren[BigW]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

For guys to do this=gay.

For the Ladies to do this=awesome (gets on one knee to propose).

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!

Posted by: Witmaster

Posted by: maniclion

Quote:

Originally Posted by simbh

....but I simply wouldn't do it. Id prefer to pass out on the anal .

So you're saying you'll let her do it after you get drunk and passout

If a hot ass woman(Angelina) wanted to trade I'd let her stick a finger or tongue in my butt while she blew me if I could pound her ass, that's about it. I have a few friends who do the really kinky stuff with women like strap-ons and anal beads and sex swings, etc. these are guy's who are pure hetero they just know what they like and how to get the maximum orgasm for themselves and their women. I like chilled peaches and whipped cream in bed, I rub it on her spot and she licks the cream of mine thats about as kinky as me and my girl get.

Posted by: TCAP28

I don't find anal sex appealing. I have been with my wife for 10 years now, and we both are fine without it. I love receiving BJs.

Posted by: maniclion

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCAP28

I don't find anal sex appealing. I have been with my wife for 10 years now, and we both are fine without it. I love receiving BJs.

My sentiments exactly, I don't think about it with my gf, but I do for other women with plump booties like Vida G.

Posted by: lioness

"He can do me but no way am I doing him."

however, i would REALLY have to trust the man and be in a close relationship with him.

Posted by: Pitboss

Can you say "bump"....

Posted by: joesmooth20

anal isn't that great in the first place, I'd much rather have the Vag. No way would I let some chicks do me with a strap on.

Posted by: Pirate!

I was getting a bj once, and the woman thought I might enjoy her finger in my ass. Surprized the hell out of me. No good...At least you are expecting it when you see the proctologist.

Posted by: Steele20

ok, maybe we can add something to make it fair. For every like 5000 we give to her, she can do it once to us. I think this is a little more fair than a 1 to 1 ratio.

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

all is fair in love and war....what ya'll do behind closed doors is yur biz. I would not be the guy to suggest my girl put something in my ass.....but I've had a girl put her finger in my ass while giving me head....it freaked me out at first but I busted a nut in like 10 seconds (this is after she had been suckin on it for like 30 minutes already).....I think to try something involving my ass again I would have to be VERY comfortable with the person doing it. From a females point of view I can understand the "you do me, then I do you" phrase....that finger in my ass was a little uncomfortable....so I can't imagine how a cock feels....if anything it made me understand why a female would NOT want anything going in there.

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