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I cant help that I'm only 162 lbs (weighed in this morning), I burn A LOT of cals in the bedroom!
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Originally Posted by Var
I catch a lot of shit from you fockers!
I cant help that I'm only 162 lbs (weighed in this morning), I burn A LOT of cals in the bedroom! ![]() |
Touche'! Guess who lives with me now...
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Originally Posted by Var
Touche'! Guess who lives with me now... ![]() |
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Originally Posted by Var
Nope. I'm flyin solo. Bring on the hookers!
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a-holes!
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Originally Posted by Var
I smell finger blasted
a-holes! |
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Originally Posted by PreMier
Be careful Var.. he may want to finger blast you too!
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Originally Posted by P-funk
8/20/04
bw- 188 lower body (reps reps reps) power cleans 175/2x4 squats (ATG) 225/20 245/15 265/10 dumbell SLDL 100/15x2 100/9 (damn it) seated calf raises 160/15x4 comments: Short and sweet today, just went for high reps. The cleans were okay. I had another strength and conditioning guy at the gym today telling me all the things I am doing wrong. From what he tells me I am not gettign the "double dip" with my hips because he says the weight is to light and I can just pull form the floor, shrug a little bit and then almost upright row/throw it up to the rack position and catch it....lol. He said I need to shrug more and work on dropping under the bar instead of pulling it all the way up like i do. So I think I may start my cardio days with light cleans to work on my form. Squats were fun....reps reps reps. At the end of my third set I told my training partner that I should have just tried to do one set at 265 or 275 all out as many times as I could do and then call it a day with squats. I was thinking about going 225 for 50 but I am still scared of that, 20 felt pretty easy though. Kind of pissed I couldn't hang on for 15 reps on my last set of DB SLDLs. My hammies were fried from squats and cleans, as was my grip from the cleans so I ran into some problems there. Calf raises were Calf raises. |
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Originally Posted by Var
Another shitty P-funk "workout". You're a pussy!
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Damn!
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Originally Posted by PreMier
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Something u guys wanna tell me?
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Originally Posted by Var
Sounds like you're going to see a raping, rather than a workout.
Something u guys wanna tell me? ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
8/22
bw- 189 cardio treadmill sprints incline=1; speed= level 12 x 5 sprints (40sec rest/20sec sprint) incline=6; speed= level 12 x 3 sprints (30sec rest/15sec sprint) inline=10' speed= level 12 x 2 sprints (30sec rest/10sec sprint) stairmaster 10min. |
bet that kicked ur ass! i bet u look so sexy n sweaty in the gym, and huge! damnit sorry! thats another writeup
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Originally Posted by chiquita6683
very nice!
bet that kicked ur ass! i bet u look so sexy n sweaty in the gym, and huge! damnit sorry! thats another writeup![]() |
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Originally Posted by chiquita6683
very nice!
bet that kicked ur ass! i bet u look so sexy n sweaty in the gym, and huge! damnit sorry! thats another writeup![]() |
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Originally Posted by PreMier
What are you doing for the pinched nerve?
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Originally Posted by P-funk
the pinched nerve in my neck was killing me.
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
thought about seeing a chiropractor for this?
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Stepups - How I loathe stepups.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I have a friend that does muscle reactivation/palpitation and he works on me someties when he has time but other than that no chiroprator.
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
I recommend a chiro.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
yes dear, they are killer.
Almost time for vegas!!!!! |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I am not that big on them either.
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
ever been to one?
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Originally Posted by P-funk
comments:
took it a little easy today. I have been pushing it for the past 8 weeks so I am going for more reps this time. The next 3 weeks I'll be training body parts with a freind of miine that is competing in her first figure show so I will train with her. It iwll be good for my body/joints to go with higher reps for a few weeks. |

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Originally Posted by PreMier
Where is Var? He needs to make good excuses like this. Good luck with light days
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Originally Posted by PreMier
![]() How serious is a miniscus tear? |
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Originally Posted by PreMier
Where you doing the presses with your knees locked? How could this happen?
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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil
Hopefully you just strained one of the collateral ligaments. If it were the meniscus, or the ACL, I'm pretty sure your knee would be very painful and swollen right now.
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I'm sorry to hear that Funky. I know you don't have health insurance you really need to go to an ortho. Most doctors accept payment plans. Please at least have it looked at.
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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil
Hopefully you just strained one of the collateral ligaments. If it were the meniscus, or the ACL, I'm pretty sure your knee would be very painful and swollen right now.
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Originally Posted by Var
Sounds promising, man! Keep your chin up.
Sounds like you're planning on training upper body regardless? Why not just take the week off to be safe? |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
becasue i am stupid and stubborn.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
becasue i am stupid and stubborn.
thanks ian. |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
thanks oak, you ever get the 411 on what is going on with ya? hear anyting from the doctors?
PreMier, what was it that you deleted...don't you hold out on me. |
| becasue i am stupid and stubborn. |
sillyman, rest rest rest!
YOU of all people know better!!
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Originally Posted by fantasma62
Yo funk,
Just checking up on you. How's the knee today? Man, don't worry, everything will workout for you, you'll see...... Take care of yourself and have a great day man!!!! |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
thanks, today I feel okay.....I even tried to squat my body weight just to see how I felt and that was fine and then I was demonstrating squats to a new client and I got under the 45lb bar and squated that with no pain either. The problem with a meniscus tear is just becasue there is no pain now doesn't mean it wont come at the end of next week, after a week of bone rubbing against bone.....we shall see how I feel next friday (leg day). Right now I feel okay though.
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6 weeks will fly by and once your able to hit those leggies aagain after they're ALL better, your strength will come right back!
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Thats nice that your helping a friend get ready for her comp! |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
8/29
..............Six weeks is so long. I will have no strenght or no legs at all after that. I am really depressed. ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I know, I hear ya man. It sucks but it would suck more if I could never train legs heavy again.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
But his advice was train upper body but NO legs for 6 weeks to allow it to heal.........damn!! Six weeks is so long. I will have no strenght or no legs at all after that. I am really depressed.
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. I would rather be in your position, assuming a full recovery for both of us.


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Originally Posted by Jodi
I can't believe that you have to show immunization charts for part time classes. I go to school part time and I've never had to do any of that.
I hope everything works out and you can get into class ok. |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
Wow, this was an absolute terrible day. I need to vent and this is my journal so I will vent:
So I had to go down to register for a class to day at the college so I can get underway and start working towards a masters. I have all my papers with me.....high school diploma, college transcritps, immmunization records. The girl puts me in the system and tells me to take my immune records to the infirmary and hand them in so that they can put me into the system and allow me to register for class. GREAT!! So i go up there, waite in a long, long line. I get to the front, the guy at the desk looks at my papers and says "you're all good", he hands them to the girl next to him and says "Put this guy in the system so he can go and register." She looks at my papers and says "He requires a re-newed Meseals, Mumps and rumbella shot" the guy says "no he doesn't, it is on the second page, I looked. he is fine." The she starts arguing with him to the point that he gets frustrated and says "fine it is your call." So she looks at me and says "You need to get in line to get a shot, you are not up to date." Now I have to be back at work so I don't have time for that. So I had to leave and now go back some other time this wee, all the way downtown, through the mess, through the protesters to waite in line again!!! ARGH.....so I rush back up to work for a client that doesn't show!!! Damn it, could have just gotten all my stuff together if I knew he was going to pull that shit. Now the kicker, to top off this bad day. My 7pm client shows up. he has been away on vacation for 2 weeks. A little background on this guy. I have known him/trained him for a long time. I love this guy, he is really good guy. Very caring, very generous, very funny. Last year he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, at a young age (45). they rate prostate cancer on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most dangerous. He got an 8. So today I walk over to him and he is warming up on the bike and he looks so bummed out. He starts telling me that he just got out of the doctors office and they told him that they have to do radiation and more sugery. Friday he goes for a bone scan to see if it spread to there. They said if everything works out he has a 50% chance he may live 5 years. he has young kids and everything. He is looking down and trying not to cry infront of me and I am trying not to cry infront of him. I am so upset, he is such a good guy....It is just a bullshit situation. ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
Wow, this was an absolute terrible day. I need to vent and this is my journal so I will vent:
So I had to go down to register for a class to day at the college so I can get underway and start working towards a masters. I have all my papers with me.....high school diploma, college transcritps, immmunization records. The girl puts me in the system and tells me to take my immune records to the infirmary and hand them in so that they can put me into the system and allow me to register for class. GREAT!! So i go up there, waite in a long, long line. I get to the front, the guy at the desk looks at my papers and says "you're all good", he hands them to the girl next to him and says "Put this guy in the system so he can go and register." She looks at my papers and says "He requires a re-newed Meseals, Mumps and rumbella shot" the guy says "no he doesn't, it is on the second page, I looked. he is fine." The she starts arguing with him to the point that he gets frustrated and says "fine it is your call." So she looks at me and says "You need to get in line to get a shot, you are not up to date." Now I have to be back at work so I don't have time for that. So I had to leave and now go back some other time this wee, all the way downtown, through the mess, through the protesters to waite in line again!!! ARGH.....so I rush back up to work for a client that doesn't show!!! Damn it, could have just gotten all my stuff together if I knew he was going to pull that shit. Now the kicker, to top off this bad day. My 7pm client shows up. he has been away on vacation for 2 weeks. A little background on this guy. I have known him/trained him for a long time. I love this guy, he is really good guy. Very caring, very generous, very funny. Last year he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, at a young age (45). they rate prostate cancer on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most dangerous. He got an 8. So today I walk over to him and he is warming up on the bike and he looks so bummed out. He starts telling me that he just got out of the doctors office and they told him that they have to do radiation and more sugery. Friday he goes for a bone scan to see if it spread to there. They said if everything works out he has a 50% chance he may live 5 years. he has young kids and everything. He is looking down and trying not to cry infront of me and I am trying not to cry infront of him. I am so upset, he is such a good guy....It is just a bullshit situation. ![]() |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Which school, funk?
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I just want to bang out some science courses at borough of manhattan community college so i don't have to take them when i go to another college (maybe to work on my MD).
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You are so head strong!
Have a good rest and clear your head tonite! Fresh outlook in the morning!
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Originally Posted by PreMier
You measure your broccoli? If not, got a guestimate?
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Originally Posted by PreMier
Well, was it like a cup or 2?
I always measured mine ![]() |
| Also is acorn squash equal to sweet potatoes? Yes.. I am being lazy |

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Originally Posted by P-funk
probably more like half a cup.....it is bed time....i want to sleep, not shit.
No, kind of different...I think it is even a higher GI, if that means anything to you. |
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Originally Posted by PreMier
Damn, I was eating 6cups a day
Gets expensive...Yea, thanks. That helps a bit, I guess I will need to look up its macros also. |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
for premier because he is being a lazy fat ass:
squash- 1 squash, 4in. in diamter- 172cals, 45g carbs, 3g protein (if you count that), 0g fat sweetpotato- 6oz- 171cals, 34g carbs, 3g protein, 0g fat happy? Now go eat some ice cream... |
Thanks bro.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
6c a day of what? sweetpotato or squash.
I knew you would want that.....beat ya to it. ![]() |
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Originally Posted by PreMier
Nope, never shit on myself. Did catch myself running to the nearest restroom a couple times though.
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By 8 pm I'm wiped. I used to train then. It sux especially if you aren't used to it.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
p- I buy them at Vitamin shop
shutupandtra1n- I hear ya! This is the first week in about 2 years taht I went back to trainin in the evening!! I am really used to the mid afternoon time. But I promissed my freind I would train with her the last 4 weeks before her contest so I have to suck it up. Why are you up at 4? Are you a trainer also? |
| also countles handfuls of peanuts as one of my clients brought me a bag of homemade peanuts from Virginia claiming that they were the best peanuts ever. They are damn good. I don't know how many I ate nor do I care. The important thing is that I ate them. |

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Originally Posted by BritChick
Hey P-funk... I hear ya on training evenings.
I used to train with my husband at night but when I got into pre-contest I switched to mornings... I am way stronger and have far better workouts earlier in the day. |
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Originally Posted by Jodi
And you didn't even share with me? I feel so left out
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maybe some more candy this year again.
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Originally Posted by PreMier
You are all crazy! I get such a better workout at night after I have been eating all day. Working out early blows hard! Only upside is like P said, and there are far fewer people.
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Originally Posted by PreMier
You are all crazy!
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I would workout better at night too if I sat at a desk all day and ate pizza and ice cream......you slob, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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I dont workout at night with this job! It was while I was doing surveying. This job I workout in the morning. You wish you could eat pizza and icecream too. I had lasagna and a loaf of french bread for dinner today
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Originally Posted by PreMier
I dont workout at night with this job! It was while I was doing surveying. This job I workout in the morning ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
Don't worry, I'll bring ya something really nice to the olympia.
maybe some more candy this year again. ![]() |
I don't know yet what I can bring you, any ideas?
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Originally Posted by Jodi
Mmmmm Candy Corn
I don't know yet what I can bring you, any ideas?BTW - I prefer nightime training for myself. I agree with PreMier, more food in the belly, better workout ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
a smile
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Originally Posted by Jodi
Haven't we become such the charmer over the past year.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
thanks guys.
8/31 bw-186 back support rows 170/8 170/7 170/5 wide grip pulldowns plate#15/8x2 plate#15/6 reverse grip chinups bw + 25/8 bw + 25/6 bw + 25/5 dumbell pullovers 100/20 100/7x2 (LOL, blew myself out on the first set) reverse peck deck 150/15x2 150/12 comments.......tried to keep away from any exercises where I would have to put pressure on my knee. Knee still feeling not right. Other than that had a pretty killer pump going if I do say so myself. may as well post the diet too since today...... m1 6 whites 2 whole 3/4c oats 1 banana m2 2 turkey brugers 2 slices whole grain bread apple m3 7oz chicken 1c oats 5 fish caps m4 prolab lean mass matrix MRP 1c frozen mixed berries 3tbsp natty pb m5 2 ostrich burgers 1/2 acorn squash 5 fish caps m7 (post workout) 2 scoops whey 5g creatine 3 carmel flavored rice cakes m8 7oz chicken 1/3c brown rice steamed broccoli apple totals 3653 cals 347 protein 362 carbs 94 fats |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
diarrhea for a month!!
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I am one explosive muther fucker
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Originally Posted by P-funk
9/03
supposed to be leg day........5 more weeks to go ![]() |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
till I can train legs again.
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Originally Posted by P-funk
feels okay. someimtes it clicks and pops, and sometimes it hurts a bit. may need to bite the bullet and break the bank and dorp $1000 on an MRI to be sure I know what is going on in there.
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, you obviously live in the States and MRI"s aren't covered? Come to Ontario...we'll do it for free!
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Originally Posted by Velveteyes
OMG
, you obviously live in the States and MRI"s aren't covered? Come to Ontario...we'll do it for free! |
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Originally Posted by P-funk
feels okay. someimtes it clicks and pops, and sometimes it hurts a bit. may need to bite the bullet and break the bank and dorp $1000 on an MRI to be sure I know what is going on in there.
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Originally Posted by yellowmoomba
You need to train a doctor so you can get some free exams when you need 'em !!
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Originally Posted by P-funk
I train a few doctors and they are the ones that told me to stay off of it for 6 weeks. I also re-hab clients for one of the top Orthopedic surgeon in the state. I would talk to him but he is not in town this week. I will see him when he gets back.
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Originally Posted by yellowmoomba
Smart move - wait a week to save $1000
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Originally Posted by P-funk
only if i can meet you for dinner afterwards.
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Originally Posted by Velveteyes
It's a date
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Check him over for fleas, before committing to anything.
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