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Do you get horny in the tanning bed?

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Posted by: SJ69

I don't know if it's the fan, the heat, being nekked in a public place (sort of), but I always get a hard on in there?
How about the ladies?
The guys?
Do you do anything about it?

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by SJ69

but I always get a hard on in there?
How about the ladies?

Posted by: Paynne

I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy

When I used them I used to fall asleep. Since I just had some skin cancer removed I don't think I'll be using one again.

Posted by: SJ69

[QUOTE=Paynne]I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy

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LOL

Posted by: Jeeper

If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.

Posted by: Jeeper

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Originally Posted by Jeeper

If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.

I'll do this before someone else does.

Posted by: Crono1000

Posted by: PreMier

Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

Posted by: Var

I've only used tanning booths, but yeah...I get horny. Figured I was the only one. Of course the owner of the place looks like a Barbie doll. That might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Run4Life

Of course. Who doesn't?

Posted by: Little Wing

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

Posted by: vanity

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I shag all day.

Posted by: SJ69

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

So was there a noise?

Posted by: ZECH

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

Knowing you................BIG NOISE! Too bad I didn't hear it!

Posted by: Little Wing

I don't know if there was a noise I was lost in the middle of a daydream about being discovered by a beautiful stranger...

Posted by: david

What the..........

Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??

Posted by: Flex

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Originally Posted by PreMier

When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason

Posted by: Randy

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

Posted by: Randy

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Originally Posted by Run4Life

Of course. Who doesn't?

Yeah, what kind of question is that?... I would get horny in any kind of bed if the cirCUMstances were right ..

Posted by: J'Bo

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Originally Posted by Flex

Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason

FLEX you did not

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

so..ah...did that approach ever work out?

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by david

What the..........

Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??

Part of what I used to do wsa, go get an espresso, go to the tanning salon, and while letting the cafene ramp me up in the booth, and visualize the workout that was about to come...or think about other things...hey..I am a guy...

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by Burner02

so..ah...did that approach ever work out?

Only once, and its because it was a girl I knew. The rest just say that its a tanning salon, nothing more lol

Posted by: djrx06

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Originally Posted by Run4Life

Of course. Who doesn't?

Me. I would love to know what you are thinking about???

Posted by: PreMier

DJ, click where???

Posted by: djrx06

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Originally Posted by PreMier

DJ, click where???

Try again.

Posted by: PreMier

Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha

Posted by: djrx06

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha

I should be nominated for dumbass of the month. Lemme check my user options.

Posted by: Burner02

hhmm..I was going to post something..but I just lost all train of thought...
dam...she's purtty..

Posted by: djrx06

I'll post more pics. Oh yeah....What was this thread about???

Posted by: juggernaut

i fall asleep a lot too.

Posted by: KillerAbz

I use it quite often because it's really the only time I can get in, strip down and RELAX, rest, think, close my eyes and listen to the sound of the fan and just stretch out... STRETCH OUT. Whoever said about the room is true, it's real real tight (pun intended ;-)) I go in, I put on lotion and then just relax and close my eyes... actually (anticipating the jokes) it's a real erotic thing when you think about it a tanning bed... you are in there nude (best way in my opinion, it's totally private... why not get that color even everywhere) you feel the cool fan on your skin, you can have your music with you, and you can just breathe and rest in total peace... it just really relaxes me, especially now... but in terms of literally getting off in there, IMPOSSIBLE unless you have a giant bed or you are standing up (good god I just got a bad mental image of some of the men on that one...) I always lay down, I LOVE laying down... the back... if it were larger... alright, I'll just end it here.

I love it though. Truly relaxing... ;-)

JL

Posted by: greekblondechic

Yeah, but I dont want an uneven tan so I don't do anything about it

Tanning is so relaxing.

Posted by: hootersrule

yeah, maybe the first couple of times i tried tanning in the buff, but now just occasionally depending on the girl at the counter when I sign in. Never did anything there however.

Posted by: BritChick

Does it count if you're horny before you go in?

Posted by: david

that all depends......

Posted by: meltedtime

I really hope the 9 guys who said the do somethning about it are b.s.ing. That is just so friggin' gross. There are so many places one can toss one off. The tanning salon should never be one of them.

Posted by: Mortality

yer i get horny in the tanning bed, but that's because i'm always horny, not because of the tanning bed

my choice: "yes, but i leave it alone"

Posted by: ladybuilder

I do get horny in the booth, but I do not do anything about it. There is a gap in the cailing and my friend owns the gym I belong to and her office is on the other side. I can't "take care of it" without the entire gym knowing what I am doing, (I'm a moaner).

I do get horny while taking a nice warm bath and then it's the right place to take care of it.

And I am always horny, just a sexual being.

Posted by: david

I noticed your quite the horny little gal!

But, having orgasm and trying to be quiet is kinda sexy, too! Could result in a greater orgasm.

Posted by: ladybuilder

I try to hold my breath as long as I can and that usually produces, but if it's too good than I'm in trouble-I wake the neighbors!!!!

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by ladybuilder

I try to hold my breath as long as I can and that usually produces, but if it's too good than I'm in trouble-I wake the neighbors!!!!

It's always good to be awoken in the middle of the night to such things but I bet they wish they were laying next to you! :eyebrows:

New Hampshire, eh? That poor-quiet neighborhood! I used to vacation in Lake Winnepesaukee!!! Would I have heard you from all the way over there?

Posted by: ladybuilder

I live right down the road from lake Winnepesaukee. That's funny. I use to have a neighbor who was a real old bird, she would just look at me all the time, weird. Until I found out that she had seen me with the other half on the back of our pickup. It was in the middle of the night, so we figure what the hell! Oh well maybe her old man got a peice that night

Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by ladybuilder

I try to hold my breath as long as I can and that usually produces, but if it's too good than I'm in trouble-I wake the neighbors!!!!

Holding you're breath brings the big "O" faster 4 me. Then when it hits so does the noise decibal :o LOL , unless of course you are talking the back door... Then any movement causes the big "O"... this is obviously not a lady like thread

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by ladybuilder

I live right down the road from lake Winnepesaukee. That's funny. I use to have a neighbor who was a real old bird, she would just look at me all the time, weird. Until I found out that she had seen me with the other half on the back of our pickup. It was in the middle of the night, so we figure what the hell! Oh well maybe her old man got a peice that night

Then, I guess I would'vehave heard you!

Or even sen you!

Do you still live near there? Laconia??

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Oh lord!!!

I'm learing more from everyone everday! Kinda exciting especially from "sexy ladies"!!!

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Yeah, I don't see why women should be embarassed to talk about such things. After all if that makes us whore in 2004 that means you men have ben man whores for centuries

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Yeah, I don't see why women should be embarassed to talk about such things. After all if that makes us whore in 2004 that means you men have ben man whores for centuries

Actually, I LOVE this type of conversation from a women. It leads me always wanting more even after knowing what to expect from her! It's like Raising stakes, ya know!!!

Posted by: ladybuilder

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Yeah, I don't see why women should be embarassed to talk about such things. After all if that makes us whore in 2004 that means you men have ben man whores for centuries

I agree with Liz, that we women should not ne ashamed of talking about this stuff at all. Otherwise we are prudes if we don't, (In some mens eyes anyway). It is fun and entertaining as well.

Posted by: ladybuilder

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Originally Posted by david

Then, I guess I would'vehave heard you!

Or even sen you!

Do you still live near there? Laconia??

Maybe you would have.

I am not ashamed of sexual behavior, we are all animals going on instinct. Why not do what is natural!

I live south of Laconia, about a 15-20min drive from there. Starts with an F.

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by ladybuilder

Maybe you would have.

I am not ashamed of sexual behavior, we are all animals going on instinct. Why not do what is natural!

I live south of Laconia, about a 15-20min drive from there. Starts with an F.

And that would be a "GREAT" start!

I haven't been there for years but hopefully I will be back someday soon!

Posted by: BettyBlu

And I know I am not the only one. Because sometimes it seems so sticky there, that I am afraid I'll get pregnant.

Posted by: david

Note to self.... no tanning booths for me when in Europe!

Maybe it was lotion (excess)???

Posted by: ladybuilder

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Originally Posted by david

And that would be a "GREAT" start!

I haven't been there for years but hopefully I will be back someday soon!

A lot has change up here in the 3 years I have lived in the Lakes Region. But all for the good. Also I thought when someone gets a bed or booth sticky they are suppose to wipe it off.

I don't want to lay in someones bodily fluids.

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by ladybuilder

A lot has change up here in the 3 years I have lived in the Lakes Region. But all for the good. Also I thought when someone gets a bed or booth sticky they are suppose to wipe it off.

I don't want to lay in someones bodily fluids.

Very-Very True. At least the tanning beds I go to immediately after someone exits the Tan booth, the girls go in and clean it.

Posted by: BettyBlu

Ladybuilder it was a joke sweety

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by david

Very-Very True. At least the tanning beds I go to immediately after someone exits the Tan booth, the girls go in and clean it.

wait a minute...u live in....MIAMI..and yo still go to a booth???
hey dave!

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by Burner02

wait a minute...u live in....MIAMI..and yo still go to a booth???
hey dave!

Hey Mike!!!

I do go due to lack of time!!!

Posted by: perfectbody

yoz SJ69 u got big belly

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nice workout u had for upper body.

Posted by: SJ69

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Originally Posted by perfectbody

yoz SJ69 u got big belly

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That ain't the only big thing I got

(sorry, it was right there, I had to go with it, the joke that is, not the tanning bed thing)

I'm working on it (the belly, not that other big thing

)

Posted by: Newt

It always happens to me! I leave it alone, but atleast I know my whole crank gets a tan.

Posted by: trvlr70

Of course, you can get horny because it is warm and relaxing and you have time to fantasize. But, I'd leave it alone. I don't think a guy should tan his dick. Isn't the skin on your nuts really thin and delicate? Don't people think tan lines are kinda sexy? Anyhow, once I tanned in the middle of winter and that day was wearing really heavy flannel boxers. After a couple of minutes, I was dying and sweating my balls off! I slipped them off and made a makeshift "diaper" out of the little towel they gave me. However, unbeknownst to me, I left a moon shape opening on my ass exposed. I got a terrible burn on my "never seen the light of day" ass. I couldn't sit comfortably for a couple of days.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by SJ69

I don't know if it's the fan, the heat, being nekked in a public place (sort of), but I always get a hard on in there?
How about the ladies?
The guys?
Do you do anything about it?

Hi SJ,

I tried tanning beds once and I did get a hard-on. It made the "lid" "uncover" me and I ended up not getting a tan all over. I have had it happen to me in bed and I ended up busting a hole in the blanket that covered me... So I have to be kinda careful... ABSOLUTELY THE TRUTH!!!!

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: LilDiezel

You suppose to get naked in the tanning salons, I never been to one so I don't know.

Posted by: JOHNYORK

do u guys that go tanning get waxed and get manicures too?

Posted by: lnvanry

I've had sex in a tanning bed....more than 1 ocassion.

Posted by: carlito cool

I have my own i've only did it once

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