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Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

Yes?

Posted by: Shae

Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

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Originally Posted by Shae

Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?

a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Asspuncture, you're a weird f*cka....

Are you a Pollack squid who only gets his rocks on in some grimey port town?

Posted by: sportytahoe

i had a friend that could suck his own dick until he was about fifteen years old and he did it on a regular basis......he's homosexual and i think that's why he was so willing to admit his self-fellating habit.....

Posted by: cappo5150

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

Posted by: aggies1ut

Asspuncture, you are a freak....

Posted by: Big Smoothy

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Originally Posted by cappo5150

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

Thanks! I'm heading over to Amazon.com!

Posted by: rockgazer69

I saw pics of a guy doing it on the net someplace but don't recall where maybe rotten.com or one of it's links. So yes it's possible. A contortionist in Details mag says yes he could but then he'd have a dick in his mouth and that wasn't his thing.

Posted by: djrx06

Who gives a shit if it is possible...to each's own but damn! Who would ask such a question like that? Go out and find yourself a woman willing and able!!!!!!! You would be in a much more comfortable position.

just my 2 cents.

Posted by: KataMaStEr

OH HELL NO. Dude this is a fitness forum. Not a how to forum on how to suck your own weiner.

Posted by: bulletproof1

i dont understand why you would want to suck your own dick anyways, unless you're a fag.

do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?

what a pointless post

Posted by: bulletproof1

im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

Posted by: trHawT

Immature.

Posted by: Jeeper

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1

im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

Posted by: PreMier

Posted by: pmech

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1

do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?

No, but what a wonderful world it would be if they would/could

Posted by: adrien_j9

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Originally Posted by cappo5150

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

Where is it? I need, I need! RJ's my latest obsession!!!

Posted by: SPIKE1257

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me

STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...

Posted by: Var

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

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Originally Posted by Var

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

I am funny, and i have a good time. This is the internet moron....lighten up and have fun you homophobic lil douche.

BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?

Seems like your mind takes you where you want to go, not my posts.

And im willing to bet you dont have the balls to ignore me, none of you do...I am amusing and thats that. You live to read my posts, you feed off my energy like a parasitical virus....much like the one that causes you a burning sensation when you urinate....you know the one you told me about in the PM's.

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...

Judging by your pic.....i bet you already take it up the ass. lol

Posted by: Sean0621

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Originally Posted by Var

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

Yup Var, I feel the same as you. He's the first on my ignore list since I've been here. Even Johnnny isn't on my ignore list.

Posted by: Pepper

I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.

Posted by: Pepper

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?

Go figure..what kind of moron would connect a guy sucking a cock with homosexuality?

Posted by: KataMaStEr

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Originally Posted by Pepper

I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.

I been thinking the same thing lately about some people, someone may have a bit too much time in their hands around here

Posted by: PreMier

Who would it be? Can you check IP's?

Posted by: Pepper

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Who would it be? Can you check IP's?

I can in the Sports Forum only but I don't expect him to drop by anytime soon.

Posted by: PreMier

Unless it involves golf.. You know, getting the balls in the hole

Posted by: Monolith

Asspuncture is Mudge!

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by Monolith

Asspuncture is Mudge!

Bwahahaha!!! Im telling

Posted by: Erik

no shit....really?

Posted by: Erik

no shit....really

Posted by: Erik

seriously?

Posted by: Monolith

Thats what P-Funk told me

Posted by: aggies1ut

So P-Funk ratted out Mudge.

Posted by: Monolith

Only because Mudge ratted out P-Funk.

(P-Funk is johnnny

)

Posted by: aggies1ut

...lmao so now you are ratting them all out. Good man.

Posted by: Sean0621

That's hilarious, how much time do those guys have on there hands.

Posted by: vanity

I confess.

I am ASSPUNCTURE , Pfunk, Mudge and Johhny.

They give me ample computer time at the Sanatorium.

Posted by: Big Smoothy

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Originally Posted by Pepper

I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.

I think this username and some of his posts are a windup by a regular also.

Nothing wrong with that. A little weirdness breaks things up occasionally.

I got my first impression when I read the "introduce yourself" newbie thread.

Asspuncutre: I like to pump Iron.

RD's response: Welcom to IM!

Loving it!!

Posted by: Lankster

im homophobic, got a problem with it? ill light ya face on fire faggot ass beeeatch

Posted by: Johnnny

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Ban asspun ... this dude is in the wrong forum anyway. I'm new here and had the wrong impression the first few posts I read as he was there flaming away. I had questions that I needed answers to so I read on and saw he was just an asshole and not the norm. This is not a gay forum and the people here seem hetro. Most hetro's aren't interested in some fag's "questions" anyway so take 'em to a gay forum.

Posted by: kvyd

lol

Posted by: Shae

Gee, I love it how we are getting along here.

Posted by: CrazyGambit

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Originally Posted by KataMaStEr

OH HELL NO. Dude this is a fitness forum. Not a how to forum on how to suck your own weiner.

I fully agree with you.

Posted by: Raymond

Just to set the record straight, it is possible, but only about 2 percent of the male population are flexible enough to do it.

It is a weird question for a fitness forum though

Posted by: Gazhole

Its a weird thread to reply to after five years of it ending.

Posted by: DiGiTaL

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

Shut the fuck up, you fucking fag.

What does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?
So I'm guessing you suck your own lil weinner and still tell your friends your straight.

You sick fuck.

Posted by: Newt

Im torn. Would that make me gay or would I never leave the house?!?

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