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Posted by: adrien_j9

I feel it's necessary to share this wealth of information to the men on this forum, in the event that you haven't previously read it in Men's Health magazine. Learn it; live it; love it...

10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.

2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.

3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"

4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.

5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.

6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.

7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.

8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."

9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.

10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."
-Wanda Sykes

Posted by: PreMier

Will you marry me?

Posted by: adrien_j9

Gee...ummmm....gosh. You haven't even....well, you know.

Posted by: MTN WARRIOR

Can I touch your clit?

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Clit Eastwood.

Posted by: adrien_j9

Is it burned into memory yet??

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

Is it burned into memory yet??

I took notes

where in Mi are ya? I'm around SE detroit area.

Posted by: adrien_j9

Grand Rapids. Never heard of New Baltimore. I've been to South Lyon; anywhere near there?

Posted by: oaktownboy

funny as hell

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

Grand Rapids. Never heard of New Baltimore. I've been to South Lyon; anywhere near there?

I'm all the way east from you, on anchor bay.

25 minutes from canada (winsor) down I94.

Posted by: adrien_j9

That's a drive from my location, yikes!!

Posted by: Luke9583

yeap. I can't beleive how many girls are on the west side. No wonder their aren't any over here.

Posted by: Metalman777

Folks.... We have a Ho

Posted by: gr81

hey, at least shes vocal about what she wants. I love that. nuthin better than a chick thats gonna tell you what spots to hit!

Posted by: adrien_j9

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Originally Posted by Metalman777

Folks.... We have a Ho

No one forced you to check out this thread, now did they?? As for a "ho" I'm sure Wanda Sykes could care less what you think of her as you don't exist in her world. By the way, excellent use of the English language!

Posted by: sawheet

Isnt there like 90 more things I mm, or we should know, maybe a visual aid would be helpfull

Posted by: adrien_j9

<- Posting because this thread should NOT disappear!

Posted by: RexStunnahH

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Originally Posted by sawheet

Isnt there like 90 more things I mm, or we should know, maybe a visual aid would be helpfull

Yes! Yes! I agree we need visual aids,but...Love the CLIT! I am a big fan!

Posted by: adrien_j9

Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

Posted by: adrien_j9

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's what they asked for, though!

Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"?

Posted by: cappo5150

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"?

wasnt she Biggie shortie, i love that movie. Seppa town my main damie.

Posted by: adrien_j9

Wow, uhhhh, that's a bit of information overload. But what do I expect posting this?

Posted by: ALBOB

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

Gee...ummmm....gosh. You haven't even....well, you know.

Touched your clit?

Posted by: adrien_j9

I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?

Posted by: OceanDude

I got carried away...

OD

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?

Ehhh? .... What's that ya say? Can't hear ya?

Posted by: adrien_j9

DAMNIT! You know too much about me, BC, to fall for my bullshit! Ughhhhh.

Posted by: adrien_j9

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

I got carried away...

OD

So what?! You're allowed to, after all. You didn't offend me. Don't let my teasing erase your words! Then I'll feel guilty, and this is my world you know!!! Don't upset my world!

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?

This thread brings new light to your situation. Now that I know your nose is pierced

Posted by: adrien_j9

OH GOOD LORD!!!!! I divulge too much information. I'm caught. CRAP!!!!

Posted by: Vieope

Nice thread.

Posted by: adrien_j9

Thank you, thank you very much!!

Posted by: adrien_j9

bump

Posted by: maniclion

I lick clit almost daily, no wonder I'm still around 5 years later.

Posted by: adrien_j9

That'd be why, that's for sure!

Posted by: MaxMirkin

What's a clit?
(I've been around for 5 years too.

)

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

What's a clit?
(I've been around for 5 years too.

)

Isn't that the space between the buttons on the remote

Posted by: OceanDude

^^^
No, it's that very cute and shy thing that likes to play hide-n-seek and is sensitive until challenged to come out and play. Then as soon as you so much as get close to its hiding place it's like "ready or not here I cum" except it never runs to a safe place after getting tagged and likes to be "it" over and over again. It's probably the funnest thing on the planet.

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

^^^
No, it's that very cute and shy thing that likes to play hide-n-seek and is sensitive until challenged to come out and play. Then as soon as you so much as get close to its hiding place it's like "ready or not here I cum" except it never runs to a safe place after getting tagged and likes to be "it" over and over again. It's probably the funnest thing on the planet.

Um, for some reason, this made me feel dirty....

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Adrien...

beautiful read

Posted by: OceanDude

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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road

Um, for some reason, this made me feel dirty....

Gee sorry RR, I felt the same way about that snake penis layed out all over your web site.
OD

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

Gee sorry RR, I felt the same way about that snake penis layed out all over your web site.
OD

Not quite sure if you're trying to be a dick or not.

You've got to admit, that's quite an interesting tattoo. Could you even imagine?? Ouch.. I put that on there with the song "Puff the Magic Dragon" originally. Sorry if it made you feel ill...

Posted by: OceanDude

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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road

No, you can rest assured I'd certainly not want to be like that with you.

Just struck me like a funny kind of comment from a woman (?) who seems to have a fascination for very obscene porno tattoo art is all.
OD

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

No, you can rest assured I'd certainly not want to be like that with you.

Just struck me like a funny kind of comment from a woman (?) who seems to have a fascination for very obscene porno tattoo art is all.
OD

Lol. I wouldn't call it a fascination. More like a "Holy-shit-is-that-for-real type of thing." You were not the first to comment on it. I just could not imagine someone wanting that, much less someone wanting to be the one to tattoo it. To each their own I guess.

Posted by: MaxMirkin

I wonder what the women say, the first time he pulls that bad boy out on them?

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

I wonder what the women say, the first time he pulls that bad boy out on them?

I'd run, that's fo' sho.

Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road

I'd run, that's fo' sho.

Come now, where's your adventurous spirit? You wouldn't do it, just to say you did it?

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Come now, where's your adventurous spirit? You wouldn't do it, just to say you did it?

Ok, ya got me. I probably would, just for bragging rights - "I humped puffy."

Posted by: adrien_j9

Uhhhhh....knowing RR as I do.......she'd be all over Puff.

Just kidding Shla, you know I love you and yo' twisted mind!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Been lurking here and have missed the "Puff" referance ...

Posted by: adrien_j9

RR's personal website has....Puff the Magic Dragon on it. You should check it out!!!!!!!!

Posted by: wtfzor

I like playing with clits, they are fun

I like to lick em with my tongue and at the same time rub them gently with my fingers, and then slap them playfully with my penis

Posted by: Rocky_Road

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Originally Posted by wtfzor

I like playing with clits, they are fun

I like to lick em with my tongue and at the same time rub them gently with my fingers, and then slap them playfully with my penis

Posted by: Rocky_Road

Quote:

Originally Posted by OceanDude

Gee sorry RR, I felt the same way about that snake penis layed out all over your web site.
OD

Actually, it's a dragon. It has wings you see.

Posted by: adrien_j9

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfzor

I like playing with clits, they are fun

I like to lick em with my tongue and at the same time rub them gently with my fingers, and then slap them playfully with my penis

Posted by: wtfzor

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Originally Posted by adrien_j9

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