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I can tell I'm gonna look forward to reading this one every day! Good luck! 
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Originally Posted by Var
I can tell I'm gonna look forward to reading this one every day! Good luck! |
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Originally Posted by kvyd
This is going to be one im gonna stay "on top of".
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Originally Posted by Var
Sorry man. What u do is totally your business. I was just suprised to learn that youre straight.
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........nah, I'll just skip ear day this week. They're big enough as is. 
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Homo Update - After several posts in this diary, I feel a full 3% gayer. (Which still leaves me a good 97% behind Var.........I mean below Var.........I mean, Damn it!!!!)
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I BELIEVE in my Red Sox!!! 
Actually, the Red Sox minor league team is right here in RI. I'm 45 minutes from Boston. About 5 minutes from the MA line. RI's sports teams are the New England teams. For the geographically challenged (such as yourself), that means The Patriots, Red Sox, & Bruins.
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Originally Posted by Var
Seeing as this journal is so popular, I'd say you're at least 12.5% gayer. At this rate, you'll pass by me really fast!
Hmmm...I bet I'll be the first man you've passed without staying the night in a long time. |
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Originally Posted by kvyd
It seems to me this journal is only being whored up by Var and myself....I wouldnt call it popular.
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Entry #......
Today is shoulder day. Guess I'll start w/ 3 sets of military presses then 3 sets of seated rear delt raises & conclude w/ 3 sets of shrugs. Then 3 sets of 1-foot calf raises & 3 more of reverse calf raises. If I live through all that, I'll do some ab work too. |
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Originally Posted by Var
Might be time to take the skirt off and put your big boy pants on!
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Just playin', Max. Dont get your panties ruffled.
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Originally Posted by Var
Just playin', Max. Dont get your panties ruffled. |
.............leave my panties out of this............as a trainer you're a CVS employee.
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
as a trainer you're a CVS employee.
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I knew you were a CVS employee. You mentioned it (and we all laughed about the fact) on some other thread. It just stuck with me because so few people would admit something so embaressing.
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Originally Posted by Var
I dont work in a store, dumbass!
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Later bro!
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according to your math. And WTF you doing beneath me
I forget that you're from Canada (that's a complement ) you probably have no idea what Brooklyn is.
I'm a Heineken man.
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel
La fin du monde - the end of the world.
9% alcohol. |
I need more of that stuff!!!
I haven't annoyed anyone with my poetry, lately. That must be corrected....
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Autumn
Translucent light that permiates the sky, It lacks in substance but makes up in style, Such fragile feelings on this brightness die, They crash on winds without inherent guile, In seeking and in finding they will burn, Forever after, the enchantment shall be shattered, And in this forlorn gale the ashes turn, With summer's final gasps, on lost love's door they batter. |
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Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
hey max, just droppin in to see how that diarrhea is coming along
ttyl man |
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Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
My brother's poems have been printed in pretty well known poetry books
I cant make poems though cuz if it doesnt sound just like i want it too, i spend hours on it and eventually get burned out and pissed off |
Maybe you're too much of a perfectionist? Besides, now when I'm bored at work (every day) I just whore it up in here.
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Mind & Body
Why is this girl so god-damn confusing, She wants what I want, yet she keeps on refusing. She cooly rejects my most earnest advances, Though I know that inside her heart's doing dances. She wants me, that much I can read in her eyes, And yet, once again, all she says is good bye. I ask her politely, I ask with some class, But, her answers imply that I must be an ass. I've finally reached my emotional limit, The bitch must now pay, she can keep her damn spirit. She screams and she pleads, but she knows it's too late, Her mouth I will shut, for its now time to mate. I rip off her clothes, and force her to kneel, The whore fucked with my mind, now I'll fuck her for real. It doesn't last long, but she'll remember forever, Next time she'll behave in a more pleasing manner. |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Seven
Seven candles burning brightly, Seven mothers will soon weep, Seven lifes are taken lightly, Seven bodies burried deep. Seven souls which I've extinguished, Seven screams that were not heard, Seven futures were relinquished, Seven hearts from which blood poured. Seven times that I have had to, Seven days I've felt the hate, Never speak of what I tell you, Or I'll make you number eight. |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Thanks. I wrote that one for my girl on Valentine's day.
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Originally Posted by kvyd
Var and myself came
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I may like Vars physique because it reminds me of a little girl but im hoping he bulks up so he can dominate me.
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I think he's funny and very intelligent, even though he makes himself seem like a moron. As far as me being Asspirate, feel free to have a mod check it out. Funk could probably do it. I only have one screenname.
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Maybe I could find you some sites to rip off material. That'll save u time.
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Entry #googleplex
Last night at the gym, I watched some kind of aerobics class. As I was staring at those tight, young butts a realization came upon me........the women's class wasn't starting for another hour. I laughed.......then I cried......then I threw up.......then I realized that I just lost precious protein, and quickly sucked it all back up before it cooled (nothing worse then cold vomit ).So, how was your day? |
Thats more like it
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Ideally I'm supposed to be writing code, but I just don't feel like it.
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) ) ) is standing there for your enjoyment. I love the free weights. It's all olympic ones, not the cheap Modell's crap I had at home. Just a great, all-around atmosphere. You can tell, people are there for one reason and one reason only......to annoy the fuck out of us with their never-ending offers of training. But still a really fun place, and I'm considering actually going into the weight room this week.
......especially when they're my own. There's a truly retarded concept.
). ) aren't paying for shit, and we are gonna collect all the presents, I'm willing to put up with the emotional pain involved. (But I don't have to be happy about it! )
Been there done that.
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No...u did right!
I'll do my best
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I still have 5 months of freedom left.
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Your done like dinner
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Darkness
Today I woke up, and the darkness arose, The pain has begun, and my eyes will not close. Another bleak day, a waste of more time, Don't want to go on, life's not worth a dime. Each breath is a labor, I want it to end, There's nothing for me now, no hope will be lend. I hate everything, I am bored with this world, Surrender to darkness, let peace have it's hold. Don't care for the future, my love is all gone, The bullet awaits now, my time here is done. No crying, no praying, to see there'll be none, The darkness was winning, and now it has won. |
wow, thats deep how u can write that down.
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Originally Posted by chiquita6683
i feel like this sometimes.
wow, thats deep how u can write that down. |
) Cheer up!!!!!!!!! 
), does that mean I should clean it up a bit.....perhaps watch my language?
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Now that such lovely ladies have begun visiting my journal (finally
), does that mean I should clean it up a bit.....perhaps watch my language? |
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Originally Posted by chiquita6683
oyea, im young, have good days n bad days, im also round the college age, 21, sooo..... but how old r u? but i dont get stoned or anything......... take a peak in my journal and ull understand. i am a pretty positive person, considering, i try to be at least.
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Nothing is better then the healing power of laughter. (obviously, IMO) ), but those days seem like a lifetime ago.
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Originally Posted by BritChick
Hell NO! Unless, of course, you would like me personally to vacate?
I've only tried writing poetry myself once since leaving school and that was when I left my ex (I blame that mistake ((I mean marrying him, NOT leaving him!!)) on youth and acid!) and was getting re-married... hadn't kept the folks back home up to date on all the goings on over here and having to write a big 'heavy' letter just seemed too daunting, so I put it in a poem, some people thought it was a great way to share the good news, others thought I was taking the whole situation a tad too lightly! |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Excellent
Don't sell yourself short, that was a really nice piece of writing. If you ever get the time (and emotional inclination) you should try to write some more. And I think this is a really cool & ballsy way of informing your family of something so......sensitive. I've tried to communicate with my family via poems before, but had to stop every time after getting through 2-3 lines of some profound cursing. I do write some for my girl. (It's pretty much required ) One of the ones I posted in this journal, "Dark Angel" was the first one I ever wrote for her. She complains to this day that I made her seem evil. |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Thanks man. Welcome to Diarrhea Land! Feel free to post here whenever you're bored (that's what I do
), or if you see a particularly asinine post by Iain or Var and just feel the need to set them straight. (That's actually very hard to do. If you've ever read Var's journal you'd see that they have become quite the couple recently. ) |
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Jackass
Hey I saw that you and P-funk are hitting it off quite well. Something about a NY thing and being into S&M. I don't quite remember, but anyway you two are going to be a great couple. P will rip you a few new assholes. Whats up no journal entries lately? Need some updates about ladies doing aerobics at your new Gym. |
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), which meant that the food sucked, the music was worse, and the company was enough to make one wish that NY didn't have such strict gun laws. ).
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Entry #vosem
This past weekend I had a very scary preview of the wedding to come. It was my nephew(to be)'s 1st birthday. And while he's a cute kid and all, the rest of them can go straight to hell! Granted this was only half as bad as the wedding will be since my family wasn't really present (thank goodness), but damn if it didn't make me think back fondly on some of my more painful dentist visits, by comparison. The party was held in a typical Russian restaurant (which is what I am if you didn't know.........Russian that is, not a restaurant ), which meant that the food sucked, the music was worse, and the company was enough to make one wish that NY didn't have such strict gun laws.My lovely fiancee', very predictably, abandoned me to the mercy of those mutants as soon as she saw her chance to play with the nephew. So for the rest of the evening I was fair game for every reject with something to slur (the vodka runs very liberally in such places ).Like I said, the only way it could've been worse.....will be when I tie the noose.....I mean knot. |
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Originally Posted by BritChick
I dunno but I'm not bored yet... well not of your jokes, I AM bored which is why I am still sitting here posting drivel in other peoples journals.
Keep me entertained Max! |
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Originally Posted by fantasma62
Same here.... Slow day at work and I don't have to worry about the boss being mad at me for being online....I am the boss....
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(gay-Var joke #17)
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Originally Posted by BritChick
Are you feeling under pressure to perform yet? lol
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Originally Posted by BritChick
So what about this wedding of yours? Is it going to be a big shindig?
I'm not much into weddings myself, yep that includes my own! I actually left mine up to a gf who desperately wanted to organize it... I just gave her the cash and said nothing fancy. The honeymoon was what I was looking forward to but somehow it didn't go as planned I ended up spending it in a trench, mixing mud and labouring for my husband and dining on tuna out of the can with a wall tie... I think I got screwed over??? |
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
You lucky bastard!
And if it makes you feel any better (which it shouldn't), Var told me he thinks you're very hot. (gay-Var joke #17) |