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ATTN: Hot Guys


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Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

If Any hot guys want me to pleasure myself to their pics, just post a link and ill do it.



Posted by: Jodi

You are one seriously fucked up individual.

Of course now I find this humorous because all the guys on this board are going to start taking down their pics from the gallery



Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jodi
You are one seriously fucked up individual.
Why thank you

Are you Mormon?



Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

your silence only proves that you are an uptight mesa mormon :P



Posted by: Jodi

Yup, you sure hit that on the nail

Religion......what is it again?



Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

are you asking me to define the term "religion"?



Posted by: cjrmack

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
If Any hot guys want me to pleasure myself to their pics, just post a link and ill do it.
Can't someone ban this troll



Posted by: MTN WARRIOR

Can someone please ban him, he is out of control. WTF. He wants nothing to do with Fitness, just fucking around.



Posted by: camarosuper6

What a waste of a read. Dont people have better things to do, like play in traffic?



Posted by: kvyd

This guy is just trying to piss people off. Most of his posts are more childish than anything I a 16 year old would even think of i.e. "ATTN: Hot guys". If we just ignore him maybe he will go away. Or better yet he might piss of the wrong powerful mod and get silenced.



Posted by: Luke9583

your wish....

http://Asspuncture.for.IM.forums.swe...utwithbang.php



Posted by: KataMaStEr

Oh hell no. Dude whoever you are you’re seriously fucked up. I really hope you don’t end up with a baseball bat up your ass one of these days when you piss someone off.



Posted by: kvyd

WTF...what is that news article about.



Posted by: kvyd

lol good one luke.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583




Posted by: Prince

Quote:
Originally Posted by camarosuper6
What a waste of a read. Dont people have better things to do, like play in traffic?
sticking your fingers in electrical outlets is fun too!



Posted by: oaktownboy

i'm hoping to hell that article was fake



Posted by: camarosuper6

I love Mobb Deep.



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
Luke you da man!



Posted by: P-funk

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583

CLASSIC!!



Posted by: trHawT

Asspuncture, so do you prefer asscobra over asspuncture?



Posted by: Luke9583

I like this one too.

http://Asspuncture.swellserver.com/n...s/arrested.php


My favorite part-
"Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."







Posted by: Spitfire

Quote:
Originally Posted by KataMaStEr
Oh hell no. I really hope you don’t end up with a baseball bat up your ass one of these days when you piss someone off.
I think he would like that...



Posted by: djrx06

Personally, I think this thread is



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
If Any hot guys want me to pleasure myself to their pics, just post a link and ill do it.
personally i think this guy is 1 sick fuckin mofo.

this aint a fag singles forum you dumbfuck.



Posted by: Shae

Okay, now I seen evrything.

Okay, now curiosity killed the cat: If a single gay female (IF she is on the forum) asks for you to post some steamy pics of women, would you do it?


I'm just curious.




Posted by: Luke9583

how many do you want?



Posted by: nikegurl

..not the same thing.

the question would have to be if a single gay female asked the women here to post pictures of THEMSELVES for her to "pleasure herself to" would they? (can't be guys posting pictures of women for the gay woman)



Posted by: Luke9583

what a cruel world



Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
..not the same thing.

the question would have to be if a single gay female asked the women here to post pictures of THEMSELVES for her to "pleasure herself to" would they? (can't be guys posting pictures of women for the gay woman)

I was trying to say that but I could not form out the words. Thanks for doing that for me.



Posted by: JLB001

hmm.....



Posted by: KataMaStEr

uuuuuhhh JLB is thinking about it



Posted by: JLB001

I am not! I was thinking about the thread. I thought there would be hot nakkid men!

(OMG...no Craig nekkid pics)



Posted by: JLB001

Idea:

Women post men
Men post women


Then we All ENJOY! Gay Straight or whatever



Posted by: KataMaStEr





Posted by: JLB001

Did I miss the point?



Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by JLB001
Idea:

Women post men
Men post women


Then we All ENJOY! Gay Straight or whatever
you first~!



Posted by: KataMaStEr

Quote:
Originally Posted by JLB001
Did I miss the point?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
you first~!




Posted by: ALBOB

Men post women
+
Women post women
=
Gazer's Girlie Thread.

Anyone posting men should be banned.



Posted by: kvyd

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
Men post women
+
Women post women
=
Gazer's Girlie Thread.

Anyone posting men should be banned.

Best plan ever.



Posted by: dg806

I'm waiting on some pics from Shae~



Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

you guys are like an anthill of closed minded jocko dumbfucks I love it!

lets all just hold hands and have a heartfelt talk



Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

someone hold me

all these angry homophobes are really starting to hurt my feelings, im sorry i made the forum you losers take so seriously an outlet for humor.

time to back away from your keyboards and get lives people!

LOl



Posted by: Var

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
you guys are like an anthill of closed minded jocko dumbfucks I love it!

lets all just hold hands and have a heartfelt talk
You'd seriously be fucking hilarious if it werent for the constant flaunting of your sexuality (assuming your even really gay).



Posted by: Var

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
someone hold me

all these angry homophobes are really starting to hurt my feelings, im sorry i made the forum you losers take so seriously an outlet for humor.

time to back away from your keyboards and get lives people!

LOl
Listen Pal! I only spend 9 hours a day here. I have a life!



Posted by: Spitfire

And I get paid for it also



Posted by: Var

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spitfire
And I get paid for it also
Same here!



Posted by: nikegurl

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
...im sorry i made the forum you losers take so seriously an outlet for humor.
c'mon now - we took your post and turned it into an outlet for humor (shae took the lead ) i just think we took the humor in a direction that was more amusing to the masses and less "stimulating" for you.



Posted by: oaktownboy

asspuncture, do you have a job? or do u just sit around on ur ass all day and beat off to men?



Posted by: oaktownboy

Quote:
Originally Posted by camarosuper6
I love Mobb Deep.
yep..got it twisted is one of the hottest beats i've heard in a while too



Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by dg806
I'm waiting on some pics from Shae~
Pics of women? Its somewhere in Gazer's girlie's thread. RG69 felt like she was the only one posten pics of females so I had 2 help. Go look at them.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shae
Pics of women? Its somewhere in Gazer's girlie's thread.
That is absolutely NO excuse young man. Pics of beautiful women should be posted early and OFTEN. So, like DG806 said, we're waiting.



Posted by: Var

Shae's not a young "man".

Albob, the thread title says, "Hot Guys". What the fuck are u doing in here???



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Var
Shae's not a young "man".
Oops, I was typing too fast and lost my head.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Var
Albob, the thread title says, "Hot Guys". What the fuck are u doing in here
Same thing as you.



Posted by: Var

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALBOB
Same thing as you.
Your comebacks are improving. I was starting to think u lost your touch.



Posted by: JLB001





Posted by: nikegurl

and asspuncture thinks we lack humor.



Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
and asspuncture thinks we lack humor.
That putz needs to have more time here to get used to us.



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shae
That putz needs to have more time here to get used to us.

Sorry, but this is THE SINGLE STUPIDEST suggestion I have ever seen.



Posted by: Var





Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by PreMier
Sorry, but this is THE SINGLE STUPIDEST suggestion I have ever seen.
Okay, how do we ban him?



Posted by: nikegurl

how's this for an idea...since our forum is all free thinking and open (translation - it's damn hard to get banned)...maybe instead of banning people who are deemed too bothersome or obnoxious to tolerate we can banish/restrict them to their own subsection. that way they can all annoy the crap out of each other and only each other.



Posted by: PreMier

You mean create a new forum section? Maybe called "The Sewer" and let them have posting privileges ONLY there?



Posted by: nikegurl

exactly. you can mod there is ya want.



Posted by: nikegurl

and since it's my idea...i should decide who gets sent there.

i'm on quite the power trip w/banning and banishing lately



Posted by: PreMier

No... I bet that forum would be the shits! Get it? haha



Posted by: nikegurl

good point. how 'bout - people get sent there only if nikegurl and PreMier agree on their banishment and once there...they get no mod.



Posted by: PreMier

Thats a fantastic idea. Particularly because the same people annoy us



Posted by: Jodi

Can I get in on this too?



Posted by: Var

I think this Asspirate guy is just trying to stir shit. If you read through his posts, he's a pretty funny bastard...once you get through all the nauseating shit that is.



Posted by: oaktownboy

lol..u keep calling him asspirate



Posted by: Var





Posted by: fantasma62

Not to give this thread more legs, but instead of banning or even setting up his own subsection, how about simply not answering the posts?

That way he'll get bored and leave, if that's what ya'll want him to do.
It is of no consequence to me whether he goes or not. I read one of his threads and stopped reading...

Just my .02 folks.....



Posted by: trHawT

Yeah, just try to ignore him. He'll eventually go away. However, the shit he says is outrageously funny to me.



Posted by: Luke9583

well, we were trying to do that, but then you posted a reply!



Posted by: Luke9583

DAMN, i just did it too



Posted by: trHawT

Lol



Posted by: djrx06

Quote:
Originally Posted by oaktownboy
lol..u keep calling him asspirate

I say we change it to Rump Ranger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: nikegurl

Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasma62
Not to give this thread more legs, but instead of banning or even setting up his own subsection, how about simply not answering the posts?
we were playing about the banning/banishing stuff



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Kinda hard to ban anyone really. New IP+new nick=Asspunisher or some other equally nasuating incarnation from the same dork.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
good point. how 'bout - people get sent there only if nikegurl and PreMier agree on their banishment and once there...they get no mod.
That idea SUCKS!!! I wouldn't mind if it were just nikegurl, but that PreMier guy is creepy.



Posted by: nikegurl

one more addendum to my imaginary world: i can grant immunity as well

don't worry albob....you're not banished to any desolate sub forum.



Posted by: nikegurl

(but do try to be nice to PreMier. "we" like him. )



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
don't worry albob....you're not banished to any desolate sub forum.
Oh thank-you



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
(but do try to be nice to PreMier. "we" like him. )
OK mom.



Posted by: PreMier

Yea.. no picking on the retarded kid!

Oh wait..



Posted by: nikegurl

don't question my taste.



Posted by: david

This thread is funny. Thank God I'm not A "Hot" GuY !!!



Posted by: nikegurl

hiya hottie.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
hiya hottie.
Are you trying to stir up, @sspuncture in believing I'm a hottie!

Otherwise, long time no speak, Sweetie!



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote:
Originally Posted by PreMier
Yea.. no picking on the retarded kid!

Oh wait..
Way to read my mind.



Posted by: nikegurl

Quote:
Originally Posted by david
Are you trying to stir up, @sspuncture in believing I'm a hottie!
uhoh. i didn't mean to do THAT. i probably should have just waved.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
uhoh. i didn't mean to do THAT. i probably should have just waved.
I'm not worried about @sspunture. WHy? Because, Paul George aka. pmorphy69 seems to be a pest by sending me private emails with Subject lines such as "Your a Dick" to me and trying to break into my personal message board as well.

Message to Paul George!!!! I HAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD THAT IS MAINLY "READ ONLY"... Just read the posts which requires no log on whatsoever! If you were able to post then, I'd have to spend half of my day editing sexual-homosexual comments-whiny ass remarks about me etc.

UNDERSTAND?



Posted by: Spitfire

Where is your message board? I understand if you wont post it here.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spitfire
Where is your message board? I understand if you wont post it here.
Just a personal message board that is filled with certain topics related to my interest etc. You can access it by clicking on my web page icon below. I see no harm in a messge board that is uni- dimensional!



Posted by: Spitfire

Ahhh, I see



Posted by: david

Phoenix/Nebulin is Scary Cool!



Posted by: min0 lee

He's backkkkkkkkkkk



Posted by: njc

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
If Any hot guys want me to pleasure myself to their pics, just post a link and ill do it.
Sort of funny.



Posted by: LW83

Quote:
Originally Posted by njc
Sort of funny.

It would be funnier without the " " face




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