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Posted by: micflint001

Ok i need help because supposedly i am a lousy kisser. I would really like someone to give me a step by step (since im a blonde)instructions so i can see what in the hell it is im doing wrong. And what are some common things guys do wrong in kissing? thanxs i appreciate it


Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

be very gentle, and give her soft kisses....focusing on securing your lips around her upper and then her lower lip. you dont need to ram your toungue in her mouth, just play a little. If she sticks her toungue into your mouth...suck it, im telling you..just do it. I think both males and females like there lower lips bit/nibbled a bit ...especially during sex. use some lip balm so they arent crusty, and dont salivate too much, or shell have to whipe her upper lip off after kissing...which is gross.

good luck! if youre a hot blonde sailorman ill give you private lessons, pm me


Posted by: micflint001

the whole sucking thing sounds gross but i will try it out this weekend on some girl(going to a party). Are there anymore suggestions out there on exactly step by step and detailed information anyone would like to put out there?and are you saying the private lesson thing pertaining to a gay thing?if so im sorry bud im not gay but if you arnt then thats cool too and i will pm you i just want to know before i pm you


Posted by: atherjen

honestly- only one way... go with the flow. explore. relax. youll learn, thats the beauty of growing up.


Posted by: PreMier

Great lovers are made, not born. Like AJ said, you will learn.


Posted by: micflint001

Well i was just wanting to know what you people thought cause loosing your girlfriends cause you are a lousey kisser is getting sortta old lol


Posted by: Var

How old are you, bro? Its REALLY unlikely that you lost a girlfriend because of how you kiss. The worst thing you can do is obsess over it and try to work out a step by step plan. As the others said, you just have to go with it and practice A LOT...that was my favorite part.


Posted by: micflint001

im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong


Posted by: greekblondechic

Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!


Posted by: micflint001

LOL damn that was a nice guild that is verry good thanxs appreciate it and anymore input would be awesomme too


Posted by: fantasma62

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!



Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasma62
Thats what im sayin... Viv, will you kiss me?


Posted by: Northy

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!



Posted by: Monolith

Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!


Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monolith
Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!
LOL


Posted by: PreMier

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monolith
Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!
Tell P to send me a copy


Posted by: P-funk

Quote:
Originally Posted by PreMier
Tell P to send me a copy



done


Posted by: david

[quote=greekblondechic]

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

True!! True!!!

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

Are you forgetting other area's? just kidding!!! Actually, I am not!

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

OMG, everyone should always recheck this! Often neglected but at least a real lovers will tell us to brush our teeth or get a mint etc.!!

[quote]


Posted by: stu_20_uk

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!
thats sounds like a lot of effort! some women are just too high maintenace LOL


Posted by: bulletproof1

are you kissing the right areas?


Posted by: micflint001

um good question maybe i need more than just kissing her on her lips is that what you are saying?if so you are probably right. and do you have any suggestions on what to kiss and how to kiss it?


Posted by: bulletproof1

just go buy swank or something. that will teach more in 5 minutes than this whole thread will.


Posted by: nikegurl

Quote:
Originally Posted by micflint001
im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong
it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.


Posted by: Var

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.
I was thinking the same thing


Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikegurl
it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.
go buy the swank anyways it should cure your depression.


Posted by: BoneCrusher

I'm with Var and Nikegurl ...


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Maybe shave first too if you have that wisker thing going on yet ... and pay attention to her breathing and muscle reactions. If she stays the same then change up and try a dif aproach.


Posted by: micflint001

to tell you the truth one of them had bad breath and braces and she was all fast and stuff moving her tounge in circles it was sortta nasty and the other girl was just like GOD lol but what is swank are you talking about swag?as in weed?lol im confused im not hurt or anything i just want to know what im doing wrong so when i go outta town thursday i can go try out some new techniques on some girls


Posted by: PreMier

Swank = Porn


Posted by: micflint001

oh ok sorry i dont look at alot of porn so thats why i didnt know


Posted by: PreMier

Are you insinuating that I look at a lot of porn?


Posted by: micflint001

no why? do you get offended easily? If so i guess i will say im sorry


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:
Originally Posted by PreMier
Are you insinuating that I look at a lot of porn?
yup ... don't you?


Posted by: micflint001

lol


Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
........ damn now I need somebody to kiss!
So do I, I'm ready for ya girlfriend


Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally Posted by micflint001
i dont look at alot of porn


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Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Quote:
Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts


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Thats a good one man
I believe that about as much as i believe that alien space monkeys arent real....


Posted by: nikegurl

even though there's a lot of good advice here i say - relax, don't stress on it too much (don't make it more complicated than it has to be) and really consider that there's nothing wrong with your kissing and the girls who said it were looking for something to say that would "get under your skin" (which it has)


Posted by: micflint001

Yea i am beginning to figure thats what it was thanxs for reasuring me about it though nikegurl


Posted by: nikegurl

good. you don't want to lose your confidence b/c confidence is DAMN sexy.


Posted by: micflint001

lol


Posted by: Sapphire

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!

couldn't even add to GBC's version of the perfect kiss!!


Posted by: djrx06

Mine is quite simple. Gentle, usage of tongue, definately a lot of touching, and when you are pulling away from the kiss give a nice nibble/bite on the lower lip. That should turn the volume up a bit. GO FOR THE KILL DAMNIT!!!!!!


Posted by: micflint001

lol damn so much good advice well im going hangliding tommorow on the ocracoake island for 3 days i will try all these good techniques(im sure they are good or else you wouldnt have posted)out while im there



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