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Posted by: Vieope

IM taking care of your sexual health.

Posted by: Var

Dont YOU have to know how to get laid, in order to help others get laid???

Posted by: Vieope

While that in an obscure anonymous meeting..
-"My name is Var.."
-Everybody please say hi to Var

Posted by: DFINEST

The key for an ugly to get laid...
have LOT's of money

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by DFINEST

The key for an ugly to get laid...
have LOT's of money

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

Posted by: Chain Link

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Originally Posted by PreMier

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

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Posted by: PreMier

Fixed?

Posted by: DFINEST

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Originally Posted by PreMier

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

You mean THAT isn't true love?

Posted by: nikegurl

there isn't THAT much money in the world.

Posted by: MaxMirkin

You people are too cynical. Don't you know that true love is blind?..........Yeah, he probably sold his soul to Satan (and for a piece of ass like that, I might too).

Posted by: Chain Link

Fixed, and so true

Posted by: Vieope

It can be love. It is possible. Afterall, it is a women mind that we are analyzing here, not a man´s mind.

Posted by: Chain Link

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

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Originally Posted by Chain Link

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Chain Link

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

But why did she then decide to date the rhinoceros???

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Revenge ...

Posted by: BoneCrusher

She will now procede to eat his soul ...

Posted by: Vieope

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

She will now procede to eat his soul ...

Please talk about eating souls and crushing the spirit in this thread.

Posted by: djrx06

Simple.....Make Money!!!!!! Lots Of It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: PreMier

I had no idea that this was real! I just saw Prince post it LOL

Posted by: Vieope

Posted by: Prince

yes, the damn thing is real...now go buy it!

Posted by: PreMier

Did you write it?

Posted by: Vieope

Is it an autobiography?

Posted by: Prince

if I say yes will you buy it?

Posted by: PreMier

Seeing how well it worked for you.. Hell yes!

Posted by: Chain Link

I found this funny

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby!

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Originally Posted by From The Guide

Kiss her like this, right here, and she'll yank your hair out by the roots in passion!

Sometimes the cost of research is too high. Depends on the research tho; in this case the research itself is worth its weight in gold

Posted by: ALBOB

"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby! "

I'm actually 6'1"

Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Men Begging Him For His Chubby! "

I'm actually 6'1"

So that's the only mistake you found?

Posted by: ALBOB

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

So that's the only mistake you found?

Hey, I've got "smoking hot women begging for my chubby", what the hell else matters?

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