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Posted by: djrx06

How to get a BJ

Hahaha!


Posted by: Metal V Player

That was off the hook, man! LMMFAO!!


Posted by: gr81

thats funny as fuck Dj!! ha ah ha. hew shoulda got both of the sisters on the job at once though, now that woulda been priceless!! lol


Posted by: PreMier




Posted by: P-funk

I love that one....I have seen it before.


Posted by: BoneCrusher

When I was a kid I had phone sex with my girl. Her dad played it back on the tape recorder he used while collecting the evidence he need to divorce his wife. We were really nasty on it and he told me if he ever saw me again I was getting the beating of a lifetime.


Posted by: gr81

^^HA ha ha Ha, how embarrassing Bone! lol.. what ever happened to the chick? did you still date her?


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Not right away ... but we ran into each other a few years later at a club and got busy with a haste out in the parking lot. Her dad always did hate me cuz he just knew I was a young perv bone'n his lil pride and joy.


Posted by: gr81

thatta kid! lol


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Not right away ... but we ran into each other a few years later at a club and got busy with a haste out in the parking lot. Her dad always did hate me cuz he just knew I was a young perv bone'n his lil pride and joy.
I got stuck in a similar senario. Except she wrote a raunchy note to me the night after hooking up. O yea, and she was the older sister of a freind of mine (we hooked up while I was spending the night at his house.) Her dad got the note.


Posted by: Belfort11

haha


Posted by: trHawT




Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:
I got stuck in a similar senario. Except she wrote a raunchy note to me the night after hooking up. O yea, and she was the older sister of a freind of mine (we hooked up while I was spending the night at his house.) Her dad got the note.
This was in the late '70s and I was thinking the dad was like some James Bond kinda dude for getting me on tape. Oh well ... I still got the pooty.


Posted by: Crono1000



here are some of the reviews for this:

"DiCk HeRtS on
Aug 13, 2004 this shit is fuckin gay and boring i seen this shit hella times already"
"DiCk HeRtS on
Aug 13, 2004 i suk my dads dick every day man thats intersting not this im a motherfuken cocsuker"

"Hitler on
Aug 14, 2004 it would have been funny if the boyfriend was black, and the girls father came out and cut his head off with an axe. "
"DION SANDERS on
Aug 15, 2004 I'm black"


Posted by: P-funk

Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
When I was a kid I had phone sex with my girl. Her dad played it back on the tape recorder he used while collecting the evidence he need to divorce his wife. We were really nasty on it and he told me if he ever saw me again I was getting the beating of a lifetime.

I would have got him back by fucking his ex-wife.


Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by P-funk
I would have got him back by fucking his ex-wife.
Considering I was sneaking through his daughter's window at all hours of the night to bone her ... I was good in the head about it.

My mind did not really start to work in a truely devious fasion till my early 20's anyway.

I do like how you think though.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

I find it odd that, although the title of this thread is "How to get a BJ", most of the people that have posted in it (until now) are much more likely to give then to receive.....

j/k



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