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Posted by: pmorphy1

do most married guys and guys with girlfriends masterbate alone and why-paul

Posted by: LAM

why not ? if you do not know how to please yourself you really don't know that much about yourself sexually. and if you don't know that much about yourself sexually you won't be very good at pleasing your partner...

Posted by: pmorphy1

i thought so but just wanted a straight guys honest answer--thanks

Posted by: pmorphy1

by the way your some hunk-----great

Posted by: QuestionGuy

damn, i was gopna ask the same thing...... I have a serious girlfriend for 3 yrs now, we have sex at least 4-5 times a week but i still masterbate sometimes maybe 3-4 times a week....im not emberased about admiting it either there is nothing wrong with that, i like to make fun of it and call it consequence free sex, hehe. im was just wondering if married men still do that ?????

Posted by: pmorphy1

now you opened another pandoras box for me---so when do you do it ? i mean she doesn't know you do?? do you wait til shes not there or what? by the way thanks for replying---paul

Posted by: Spitfire

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

by the way your some hunk-----great

WTF?

Posted by: Sapphire

Yah.. I am with Spitfire... WTF did that mean??????

Posted by: Spitfire

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

Yah.. I am with Spitfire

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

Yah.. I am with Spitfire... WTF did that mean??????

I know you wrote something but I had to quote you to read it ... I couldn't take my eyes of that bodacious avi. Dayamn!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

But to answer the question ... a girl won't mind when you handle your own business. If she catches ya a good dirl will even help! You're naive if ya think she cums to you every time she needs to have her lil special moments. Sometimes ya got wood and just gotta get er done.

Posted by: Spitfire

She said She's with me, so take a hike Buddy

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

i thought so but just wanted a straight guys honest answer--thanks

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

by the way your some hunk-----great

ummm pmorph do you have a secret? Are you male or female? Cuz if you are a male and Lam is a hunk to you than that woould make you look kinda gay IMHO.

Posted by: BritChick

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

But to answer the question ... a girl won't mind when you handle your own business. If she catches ya a good dirl will even help! You're naive if ya think she cums to you every time she needs to have her lil special moments.

And there you have it!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Ohhhps ... my bad. Just read this dudes other posts. He lives in NJ and likes to give guys massages. Yup he's gay. I like women only but to each their own. Enjoy life pmorph ... just wrap that rascal.

Posted by: SPIKE1257

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Ohhhps ... my bad. Just read this dudes other posts. He lives in NJ and likes to give guys massages. Yup he's gay. I like women only but to each their own. Enjoy life pmorph ... just wrap that rascal.

Posted by: pmorphy1

wake up and smell the coffee----yeah so what if i am i can only be of some help to you all---and you know its the truth......

Posted by: SPIKE1257

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

wake up and smell the coffee----yeah so what if i am i can only be of some help to you all---and you know its the truth......

I don't want to seem ignorant, but help in what way ?

Posted by: BritChick

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

wake up and smell the coffee----yeah so what if i am i can only be of some help to you all---and you know its the truth......

wot???

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

now you opened another pandoras box for me---so when do you do it ? i mean she doesn't know you do?? do you wait til shes not there or what? by the way thanks for replying---paul

I just wait until she's asleep

and then do it on her face

by the way, you're making guys here uncomfortable, stop hitting on them

Posted by: pmorphy1

not hitting on anybody-----just curious about some of the "straight" stuff--look you've all had your fun abusing me i just wanna be part of it all------if thats ok???

Posted by: fantasma62

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

by the way your some hunk-----great

Ah?

Posted by: Crono1000

ok

but back off on LAM, that's spitfire's man

Posted by: pmorphy1

spike-- im always called upon for advise--mainly cause i let women and some men tell me there problems thats all....

Posted by: fantasma62

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

not hitting on anybody-----just curious about some of the "straight" stuff--look you've all had your fun abusing me i just wanna be part of it all------if thats ok???

Hey bud, you can be straight, gay, bisexual or whatever you want to be here. Nobody is going to rag you because of that. You just can't call Lam a hunk and think you are going to get away with it

...That, they'll rag you for..

Posted by: pmorphy1

ok , thanks guy unwritten rules ok but if a guys got a great body i can't comliment him????????????

Posted by: Crono1000

no. not even if you're straight. That's just the rule. or you get arrested.

Posted by: pmorphy1

just was a compliment-----maybe if i could see all you guys and girls i'd compliment you too!!!!!!

Posted by: fantasma62

You sure can...But a hunk?

Listen, we all get ragged in here once in a while....It's all for shits and giggles..

Posted by: Spitfire

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

ok

but back off on LAM, that's spitfire's man

Im already someones Bitch, Bitch

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

Yah.. I am with Spitfire...

Posted by: Sapphire

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

ok

but back off on LAM, that's spitfire's man

HEY Spitfire is MY man!!!

Posted by: pmorphy1

Ok Macho Men What Do I Say To Tell One Of You You Have A Great Body--cause I Know How Much Work It Takes.......

Posted by: pmorphy1

Yeah Spit Is Hot Too!!!!

Posted by: Spitfire

Wooo Hooo
Wait why am I loved in the maturbation thread

Posted by: pmorphy1

hey spit, thank God for small favors!!!!!!!!!!! ok guys and girls---does your man treat you right? and guys you know your stupid when it comes to women!!!!

Posted by: SPIKE1257

Just don't use the same comments a woman would use. Do I need to elaborate ?

Posted by: pmorphy1

ok what then???????? are you guys so hung up that you can't compliment each other tell me the right word,PLEASE

Posted by: SPIKE1257

Are we going back to those Asspirate threads again ?

Posted by: pmorphy1

oh comon stop it------

Posted by: Spitfire

Are you trying to write a book?

Posted by: pmorphy1

actually , i've thought about it

Posted by: BoneCrusher

I think you just need to practice thinking like a dude would pmorph. I could actually hear the gay inflectual tones in your voice when you posted that " ... what a hunk" remark. My gaydar went off the screen on that one. Not trying to be cruel here. Something like "you look like you could bench bress a dump truck" woulda done nicely.

In a bar scene Lam woulda had to slap you down over that hunk remark ... verbally at least. Picture nothing but the tops of your shoes sticking out of the nearest trash-can. The dump truck remark woulda puffed out his chest and brought out stories of how he used to be a super-hero in the old days till all the lil stickboys started doing it & then he quit.

Everyone here will accept you and not dog you IF you behave.

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Well except for Rich46yo ... but he dogs everyone.

Posted by: pmorphy1

ok bone crusher i appriciate that---you guys are so physcologically fragile that i needed to know whats appropriate--thanks guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: SPIKE1257

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

ok bone crusher i appriciate that---you guys are so physcologically fragile that i needed to know whats appropriate--thanks guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Do I detect a note of sarcasm ?

Posted by: pmorphy1

I'm Only Saying It Cause Its True!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: pumpthatiron

pmorphy, get ur gay ass outta here... gay men are worst than dogs bro...

Posted by: BoneCrusher

eh-hem ... uhhh .... well almost every one.

Posted by: djrx06

I am all for it for both sexes. Do it alone, Do it in front of one another, Do it when your partner is being lazy during sex. It usually gives them the spark they need!

Posted by: Luke9583

Dj,

You're sig is the only thing making this thread worthwhile.

Posted by: gr81

^^I second that motion, and third it and fourth it too maYn, ya dig.. lol

Posted by: Sapphire

This thread is starting to get BORING!

Posted by: ALBOB

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

This thread is starting to get BORING!

Well, post some Sapphier pictures.

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

This thread is starting to get BORING!

"starting"?

Posted by: Riverdragon

uh yeah

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

I just wait until she's asleep

and then do it on her face

Oh lordy lordy lord!

That is F#cking CLASSIC! Poor Tits!

Posted by: pmorphy1

how ya doin david---paul

Posted by: david

Peachy, Paul... just peachy...

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

K, someone has to block this guy's IP or something from accessing this site, first off he posts a pic of his "grion" area.. both with his weiner hanging out his dam shorts and him wearing his jock.. And now he wants to know guys masturbation stories, omg.. I smell ghey!

Posted by: david

Did he really? Oh c'mon! Paul, what are you thinking?

I would've rolled on the floor laughing if I saw that!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Yea, I think a Mod removed as soon as it was posted, but I definately saw it *cries*

Posted by: david

Hmmnnnn.... I wonder why? LOL!!!!

Posted by: pmorphy1

that was weeks ago and a mistake which i immediatly removed----you know me better than that...these girls are so cunty

Posted by: pmorphy1

by the way david are you in harms way with the hurricane?

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

that was weeks ago and a mistake which i immediatly removed----you know me better than that...these girls are so cunty

How do you make a mistake with a picture and your penis hanging out??

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by pmorphy1

by the way david are you in harms way with the hurricane?

YES!

Posted by: pmorphy1

david-?

Posted by: david

what?

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