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Posted by: pmorphy1

Ok Guys We're Talkin Amount Now Lets Hear It......

Posted by: soxmuscle

What a lame question...

Posted by: kvyd

WTF? 8.69 gallons per load.

Posted by: BoneCrusher

More than you could swallow at one gulp ... dumb ass question morph. WTF ...

Posted by: BritChick

Posted by: shutupntra1n

If I didn't know any better I would leave this website alltogether. These forums are so excessive? Can anyone just get rid of the people who are posting these threads already? You are beginning to turn my stomache!

Posted by: PreMier

This is why I am now staying out of the sexual health forum

Posted by: kvyd

Come on guys, Im seriously hoping its a joke. If it isnt its p/weird. But lighten up

Posted by: GoalGetter

Unless you were doing scientific research or something, WHO F*CKING CARES what the answer to that question is? Dude... get a life. Wow. I think I'm following PreMier's example and staying out of THIS area of the forums, if that's the kind of lame crap you guys are going to try to talk about.

This is t3h g4yz0r...

Posted by: Prince

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

If I didn't know any better I would leave this website alltogether. These forums are so excessive? Can anyone just get rid of the people who are posting these threads already? You are beginning to turn my stomache!

that is why the forum description reads:

Discuss sex, or anything sexually related. Warning, sexually explicit material. Do not enter if you are easily offended or under age!

Posted by: shutupntra1n

I know what the forum reads... Thanks for repeating it. And that is why it's a forum and I stated my opinion. And if you haven't noticed most of the members think it's getting rediculous so I don't need you to point it out to me. But thanx for the tip.

Posted by: bulletproof1

i swear we have some closet fags here. its always the same pointless, male pondering, brain dead, testosterone curious posts.

Posted by: I Are Baboon

I was wondering this once, so I unloaded into a cup and weighed it. It weighed 6.24 pounds (without the cup). I was surprised it was so heavy, until I realized it was actually poop (damn raisin bran) and it came from my butt. I'm not sure how I screwed that up, but c'est la vie. So in my anger, I went outside to a highway overpass and dropped it onto some cars passing under. You should have seen the looks on their faces when they realized human feces just hit their windshields.

Posted by: gr81

not at all innapropriate...

look dude, if you wanna be around gay people, get a hold of randy privately and stop posting threads like this...ha ha

Posted by: QuestionGuy

i think thats one dumb question, and i think there is much more behind that question than just umm.. a question, there is something disturbin about that, and who ever said WHO THE FUCK CARES< I AGREE,

even i think its dumb and im the QUESTIONGUY

Posted by: P-funk

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

I know what the forum reads... Thanks for repeating it. And that is why it's a forum and I stated my opinion. And if you haven't noticed most of the members think it's getting rediculous so I don't need you to point it out to me. But thanx for the tip.

MEOW!! Confrontational, muscular hot chick....

Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

MEOW!! Confrontational, muscular hot chick....

LOL... Thanx

Muah

Posted by: Mudge

It is much easier to look away if you dont like it

Posted by: shutupntra1n

We'll keep that in mind

Posted by: Crono1000

I have to say, this is one of the sickest, most disturbing, most offensive, most obtrusive, most inappropriate thread I have ever seen, and given pmorph's history of distasteful threads/questions/requests...

Good job!

continue to raise the bar ya sick fuck

Posted by: moon

the more the better.... btw sperm count in men is declining.

Posted by: MaxMirkin

Why is this one more offensive then the others? Granted it's dumber then most, but why more offensive?

Posted by: david

I can only laugh at the subject/question of this thread.

Sorry, but I never was really interested in the amount or thought of the amounts etc.. However, maybe you should've stated it like this Paul/Pmor. "I've been noticing recently studying my bodily fluids-ejaculation but was curious to know what the average amount that other's experience. Maybe I have a problem, maybe I don't or maybe it something that is so concering to me that I should see a doctor.

Then, we could've helped you with that one questioin. "Should you seek a doctor".
Then make a POLL out of it! (Hey Duncan!!!

I know you love my polls!).

Also, while your seeking the doctor Paul, (make sure he is straight as an arrow) ask him all of the questions you posts here at IM. com and gather his opinions. How does that sound? Lastly, get a picture of Vin Diesel or whoever turns you on male-wise and verbally state to him, "Is he a hunk"?

Posted by: pmorphy1

thank-you mature people for your responses---as for the females----get a life---and thankyou moderators for supporting me--the rest of you GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! THE PROBLEM IS WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH??????????

Posted by: david

I don't think it bothered anyone, really.

Posted by: pmorphy1

thanks david

Posted by: david

you're welcome

Posted by: pumpthatiron

what a fucking gay fag... hey go suck some guys dick pmorphy... u gay fags are missing out on the most beautiful things in this world... females... fucking gayrods

Posted by: pmorphy1

Sounds To Me Like Your Awfully Interested!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by pumpthatiron

what a fucking gay fag... hey go suck some guys dick pmorphy... u gay fags are missing out on the most beautiful things in this world... females... fucking gayrods

Posted by: Vieope

lets see who cums the most at this thread.

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally Posted by pumpthatiron

what a fucking gay fag... hey go suck some guys dick pmorphy... u gay fags are missing out on the most beautiful things in this world... females... fucking gayrods

I'm not gay but wasn't this rather a mean what you've said?

Posted by: pumpthatiron

not really, i'm homophobic

Posted by: pmorphy1

wise up

Posted by: MTN WARRIOR

This is such a dumbass question to ask guys on this board. I can't believe you are stupid enough to ask a question like this to theses guys. Don't you know that during that time period our eyes are rolled back in our heads like the Undertaker and them immediately we fall asleep. Geez, you should be asking our women.

Posted by: pmorphy1

thanks for answering anyway--------------

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTN WARRIOR

This is such a dumbass question to ask guys on this board. I can't believe you are stupid enough to ask a question like this to theses guys. Don't you know that during that time period our eyes are rolled back in our heads like the Undertaker and them immediately we fall asleep. Geez, you should be asking our women.

Posted by: pmorphy1

ha ha

Posted by: moon

no the question is not funny...but rather he is smart...he stands out for those who can't ask ppl abt this. Hah u guys funny

look how funny it becomes for him to get slashed down. And those woman who r allergic to sperm or maybe fed up with it.
hypocrites or what...

Posted by: pmorphy1

for your input

Posted by: Johnnny

This has to be one of the weirdest questions I've seen.

I don't see the point?

When you have sex with your female partner, your main concern should be pleasing her, not worrying about how much you come.

Posted by: pmorphy1

you know when you do that.don't you?

Posted by: Johnnny

Again who cares?

I'm focusing on satisfying my female partner, I'm not paying attention to how much I cum.

Posted by: pmorphy1

you don't care.................

Posted by: Johnnny

No I don't care.

I don't care if it's a table spoon or a drop.

I just care about satisfying my partner, & myself in the process.

Posted by: pmorphy1

reallly?

Posted by: Johnnny

Don't you get the hint already?

Who cares, the amount you cum isn't important.

Satisfying your partner is what you should be focusing on.

Posted by: pmorphy1

why can't you say???????? its great that you care how much you please her---but this is a totally different question..

Posted by: maniclion

Amount: A face full
Color: Antique/Eggshell White
Texture: Lumpy
Flavor: Mint or Pineapple depending on my mood.

Is that enough information Dr. Ruth?

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmorphy1

why can't you say???????? its great that you care how much you please her---but this is a totally different question..

PMOR, what does it matter to how much cum comes out? An orgasm is not just fluid but also the sensation, spasms and everything else.

Unless, *loads* excite you.

Posted by: Johnnny

maniclion

nice one dude.

Posted by: Sapphire

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Are Baboon

I was wondering this once, so I unloaded into a cup and weighed it. It weighed 6.24 pounds (without the cup). I was surprised it was so heavy, until I realized it was actually poop (damn raisin bran) and it came from my butt. I'm not sure how I screwed that up, but c'est la vie. So in my anger, I went outside to a highway overpass and dropped it onto some cars passing under. You should have seen the looks on their faces when they realized human feces just hit their windshields.

Posted by: Sapphire

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnny

When you have sex with your female partner, your main concern should be pleasing her, not worrying about how much you come.

Do you like older women???

Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire

Do you like older women???

damn dont get johnnny started. this thread will turn into "my dick is as thick as a banana with the skin peeled" real quick.

Posted by: QUIET_STORM

WOW YOU HAVE ISSUE OK I'LL PLAY SO LETS SAY ABOUT ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

RETARD

Posted by: Spitfire

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

damn dont get johnnny started. this thread will turn into "my dick is as thick as a banana with the skin peeled" real quick.

Posted by: fantasma62

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Amount: A face full
Color: Antique/Eggshell White
Texture: Lumpy
Flavor: Mint or Pineapple depending on my mood.

Is that enough information Dr. Ruth?

Posted by: fantasma62

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

damn dont get johnnny started. this thread will turn into "my dick is as thick as a banana with the skin peeled" real quick.

Posted by: fantasma62

Pmorph you sicko....

Seriously though, you asked Johnny about an amount. He continues to tell you that he'd rather satisfy his partner and not worry about it.
Truth is, and maybe the rest of you can back me on this, we don't really pay attention to the how much. If you mean masturbation, how many of us have actually measured it? Not me. The best way to find out is to go to one of those sperm banks and you can probably do a better job there than you can here. I am serious about that. They probably have measuring cups and everything...

Posted by: fantasma62

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire

Do you like older women???

I do, specially when the older women are younger than me and have great avis.....

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Sapphire's AVI's are callender shots ... and are all of HER. Very sexy ... we like that ladies.

Posted by: John H.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

that is why the forum description reads:

Discuss sex, or anything sexually related. Warning, sexually explicit material. Do not enter if you are easily offended or under age!

Hi Bob,

Thanks! And thanks for this section of the Board too! I really am surprised at the number of people that can not DISCUSS Sexual topics. I think some never really become ADULT. Sex is the most basic of topics of life and living and not understood well by many (I am not saying I know it all either).

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: pmorphy1

i started it and they just are to fragile to answer---paul

Posted by: min0 lee

I see.

Posted by: pop

so it was u who threw the shit at my window u bastard

Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmorphy1

i started it and they just are to fragile to answer---paul

the reason no one answered is because no one gets a measuring cup to see how much jis they have.

Posted by: RexStunnahH

SUNTrain!
I dig your new sig,Word Life!

Posted by: RexStunnahH

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I see.

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