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Posted by: pmorphy1

Whens the last time you got a decent bj? And tell the truthplease!!!!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
Whens the last time you got a decent bj? And tell the truthplease!!!!!!
Congratulations, you "just" asked a question that pertains to a man receiving from a woman! Frightenly it could also be a man recieving from a man but you did not insinuate this!

You MUST'VE taken my advice to finally ask questions in a normal way!

Let's see, an answer....... hmmmnn.... I started managing the band late April so I'm going to say "early April" otherwise, I don't have time for romance, long term-short term relationships and I don't have quickie's or sex with strangers. So yeah, April which is 4 months ago.



Posted by: pmorphy1

thank-you for your approval i must go to work now but i feel sorry aprils alooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnng time ago,but, thanks for your honesty....paul



Posted by: david

Well, that doesn't mean I haven't had sex since then! The question was, "A Decent BJ... not a excellent f@ck! That's was last week!



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by david
Well, that doesn't mean I haven't had sex since then! The question was, "A Decent BJ... not a excellent f@ck! That's was last week!
Ah yes keeping the answers within context. LOL



Posted by: I Are Baboon

I had a pretty good PBJ the other day. The key is to use wheat bread so it stays "healthy." As far as the "PB" goes, it's Skippy extra chunky all the way.



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
Whens the last time you got a decent bj? And tell the truthplease!!!!!!
Another men only forum. I'd create my own thread but woman claim they hate giving bj's nevermind posting that they gave one.



Posted by: ponyboy

Sunday. It was definitely Sunday. I remember because I was in church.



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
Sunday. It was definitely Sunday. I remember because I was in church.
I think the last time I gave one was when I got that job promotion It was "decent" cause I'm now the boss



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
woman claim they hate giving bj's nevermind posting that they gave one.
not all do, by any means.

i knew/know some chicks that LIVED to suck dick......and i know that firsthand you know i mean?



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flex
not all do, by any means.

i knew/know some chicks that LIVED to suck dick......and i know that firsthand you know i mean?
I didn't say they do I said they claim too. Women lie about giving bjs like teenage girls lie about touching themselves.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Ah yes keeping the answers within context. LOL
bt/ YOUR PICS AND THE SIGNATURE PIC OF CHYNA.... OMG!!!! I'm going to have to look for a great BJ and F@ck!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
I had a pretty good PBJ the other day. The key is to use wheat bread so it stays "healthy." As far as the "PB" goes, it's Skippy extra chunky all the way.





Posted by: MaxMirkin

The day I got my girl her ring.



Posted by: Jo-Anna

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
Whens the last time you got a decent bj? And tell the truthplease!!!!!!
I asked my boyfriend that last night... He's been gone way too long I'm getting lonely!!



Posted by: pmorphy1

ok ladies and gentlemen-----i mean a no hands swallowit all bj-------take that ball and run.............



Posted by: pmorphy1

truthfully what percentage of women do it and ones that don;t? from your friends or coworkers whatever.......



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
ok ladies and gentlemen-----i mean a no hands swallowit all bj-------take that ball and run.............
Oh man, you definately have a way with words.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
ok ladies and gentlemen-----i mean a no hands swallowit all bj-------take that ball and run.............
OK, really now... does it really matter? a BJ is a BJ and a warm up to the a great love-making session or whatever two adults (male and female) want to consider it as.

BJ's in my opinion...... SUCK!!!! I'd rather plant it move it and be very experimental with my C@#K while inside of HER in 1,001 positions!

While in the open, PMOR, ONCE AGAIN, DO NOT PM ME another message like this AGAIN! Yes, it DOES make me FURIOUS!!!!

Since I'm not GAY or BISEXUAL, what makes you think I want to hear it??



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
truthfully what percentage of women do it and ones that don;t? from your friends or coworkers whatever.......
WHAT??



Posted by: Pepper

Single women give them, married women don't.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Single women give them, married women don't.
BULLSHIT! Oops sorry didn't mean to get over excited here... just wanted to make a point!



Posted by: Pepper

Well..that's my experience...wait..what am I talking about...ok...my experience is that all women don't.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Well..that's my experience...wait..what am I talking about...ok...my experience is that all women don't.
LOL You've had some crappy experience!



Posted by: PreMier

2 weeks.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Well..that's my experience...wait..what am I talking about...ok...my experience is that all women don't.

Hmmnn... and just how do you know this? Are you peeping in on neighbors?



Posted by: Vital Signs

Best BJ I ever had was in 1994,... she went down like a hungry wolf, swallowed and almost sucked out my nuts along with it. I've had many bj's since then, but they were just small bonuses compared to that one night on the couch!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vital Signs
Best BJ I ever had was in 1994,... she went down like a hungry wolf, swallowed and almost sucked out my nuts along with it. I've had many bj's since then, but they were just small bonuses compared to that one night on the couch!
OMG!!



Posted by: ponyboy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Single women give them, married women don't.
That's because married women don't have to try anymore.



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flex
i knew/know some chicks that LIVED to suck dick......and i know that firsthand you know i mean?

that is totally a slang way of saying you jack about women giving u blowjobs

and to answer the question we've been living together for a year and a half so...

at least a year and a half




Posted by: Crono1000

oral's great and all, but i'm not a big fan of it either

like david said, it's all a practice run to what you really wanna get down to



Posted by: pmech

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
oral's great and all, but i'm not a big fan of it either

like david said, it's all a practice run to what you really wanna get down to
I agree, plus I actually know I'm goign to get what I want, so lets get started on her anyways. Thats the challenge.



Posted by: chronic

tha last "GREAT" bj i had wuz when i wuz 16, that bitch went 2 town n back holy fukk!! since then nuttin 2 great, but its all good



Posted by: pmorphy1

Outta Do Something About It



Posted by: HARD_Right

Pmorphy1. Why do you ask such a question?



Posted by: pmorphy1

because i'm sure all men like it but not sure they get it....



Posted by: HARD_Right

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
because i'm sure all men like it but not sure they get it....


You are not sure that all men get blowjobs? You post this question because you are not sure that all men get blowjobs? That is the underlying reason for your post? I think you subscribe to playBOY magazine. I believe that when you masturbate you think about guys. You know the taste of male ejaculate and like it. You are posting homosexual questions on a site for people not looking for that type of post. If a homosexual male asked a heterosexual man about the currant status of received fellatio from women, and asked this question in person, that homosexual would get a beating. I believe you get a vicarious thrill from discussing homosexually related topics with heterosexuals without getting pummeled. It would do well for this forum if the members ignored your posts, for then you would return to whatever depraved activities you find available elsewhere.



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by HARD_Right

You are not sure that all men get blowjobs? You post this question because you are not sure that all men get blowjobs? That is the underlying reason for your post? I think you subscribe to playBOY magazine. I believe that when you masturbate you think about guys. You know the taste of male ejaculate and like it. You are posting homosexual questions on a site for people not looking for that type of post. If a homosexual male asked a heterosexual man about the currant status of received fellatio from women, and asked this question in person, that homosexual would get a beating. I believe you get a vicarious thrill from discussing homosexually related topics with heterosexuals without getting pummeled. It would do well for this forum if the members ignored your posts, for then you would return to whatever depraved activities you find available elsewhere.
word



Posted by: pmorphy1

seems like you have a serious homophobic problem---work on it will ya?????// this a "SEXUAL THREAD"



Posted by: HARD_Right

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
seems like you have a serious homophobic problem---work on it will ya?????// this a "SEXUAL THREAD"


Although the sexual posting area is here, I doubt that it was designed as a meeting place for homosexuals. This area of the forum is not here for use as a homosexual database. You abuse the tolerance of the host.

I am not a homophobic nor do I need to be a homophobic person to want to discourage you from intruding yourself on a site not designed for homosexual discourse. Labeling me a homophobic is a very common retort to any adverse reaction from heterosexual males when objecting to intrusions from homosexuals. I, and every other person looking at this thread, am not looking for a gay correspondence.

I am here for other things.

You are deterring from my posting pleasure and should just go away.



Posted by: Luke9583

They're all 'ok' as long as there's no teeth involved. Never had a "great" one.



Posted by: pmorphy1

no great one you deserve it



Posted by: pmorphy1

this is not a gay thing---lighten up buddy



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by HARD_Right

[color=black] You are posting homosexual questions on a site for people not looking for that type of post. If a homosexual male asked a heterosexual man about the currant status of received fellatio from women, and asked this question in person, that homosexual would get a beating. I believe you get a vicarious thrill from discussing homosexually related topics with heterosexuals without getting pummeled. color]
Pmor, there are two points easily that can be made from his posts.

I couldn't agree anymore the fact that most come onto the internet and portray a crock of B.S. whether it be "being gay", "lifting this amount of weight", "being a party animal" or "Oversexual" etc. The internet is the biggest "haven of lies" and what not. Now, I'm not pointing out that this is type of accusation is true with one or all within ANY forum but we must consider this!!! It's really easy to do follow ups on people! If I say I manage a band, then you would go to that band's website, look up under the contact information and wa-lah! There I am!

Anyway, it is SO TRUE that if you posed this question to a person face to face who does NOT share this same "feelings" that you have, realize what type of position you're going to possibly be in. You might know that position and it would be bent over, ass up with a baseball bat hanging out! Yes, it's a cruel world out there and no, I would NEVER do this but, you need your safety as well. Wow! Isn't the internet such a great place to irk people? Unbelievable!

I am NOT homophopic, I live in S. FLA, I've had bosses, president's, friend's that were gay but they never "pulled" or "poised" questions such as you have here, in the past, and in PM's. It's real simple, if a gay guy that's a friend of mine says that I'm "attractive" or "hot" in public, I'll tell him to "shut up" in a nice way but if he talked the way you've talked to me in the past or currently, and I told you not once but twice to STFU, the third time, I'll make an attempt to see that you're not standing before me!

Have a 1-derful day, pmor.

PS. Regardless of a sexual forum, I guess it would be wise for you to put up in the subject line.. "Attn: Homosexuals" or "Beware, potentially can turn into a gay thread".



Posted by: BoneCrusher

pmorph is HARD_Right picking on you? I think he is one of Rich46yo's friends. We need another blind dilusional Bush fanatic at this forum .

It's OK if you're gay pmorph just don't hit on Lam again or you will be banished to the .



Posted by: pmorphy1

these guys are scary---whats up with that so much anger---trying to just make this fun---KINDA MAKES ME WONDER........................



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000

that is totally a slang way of saying you jack about women giving u blowjobs
wrong, Crono.....firsthand experience



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
these guys are scary---whats up with that so much anger---trying to just make this fun---KINDA MAKES ME WONDER........................

There is no "anger" here but we're trying to get our point across.

Worry about NOTHING and keep posting as usual. We'll know that we can move along to another thread if it's to our disliking. You know what they say,"if you don't have anything nice to say... say nothing at all!"



Posted by: Spitfire

Quote:
Originally Posted by david
I started managing the band late April so I'm going to say "early April"
Is that how you get you clients?



Posted by: Spitfire

I have never really been given one, well they have attempted, but stopped after thirty seconds or so.



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spitfire
Is that how you get you clients?
No, by getting clients I don't have time for ANY of that. Re-read that post! Plus, I don't do that dirty business practice!!!!



Posted by: Spitfire

Just fukin wicha
Hey, are you Hawaiian?



Posted by: pmorphy1

whatewver you say -------- but there is definatlly hostile undertones here..why does every "straight" guy think all gay guys want them ????/ your so utterlly wrong , we don't we're more particular than you think ,its just horsing around.....i for one don't even know what most of you look like!!!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spitfire
Just fukin wicha
Hey, are you Hawaiian?
Very Philipino!



Posted by: pmorphy1

did i ever tell you my neice is married to a flip?? they have 3 beautiful kids....



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
They're all 'ok' as long as there's no teeth involved. Never had a "great" one.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Luke, Happy Birthday to you. (and many more)



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
did i ever tell you my neice is married to a flip?? they have 3 beautiful kids....
OK, WTF is a "Flip"??



Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Luke, Happy Birthday to you. (and many more)


Lets not wait until your birthday Lis .



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
I had a pretty good PBJ the other day. The key is to use wheat bread so it stays "healthy." As far as the "PB" goes, it's Skippy extra chunky all the way.


Boy that is some funny shiat brother!



Posted by: pmorphy1

a phillipino---comon



Posted by: greekblondechic

I've never gotten a blowjob... who wants to give me one?



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
I've never gotten a blowjob... who wants to give me one?

You are too silly girl...

How's it going?



Posted by: greekblondechic

Good, you?

BTW are you volunteering?



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
Good, you?

BTW are you volunteering?
I am!!! But that would kinda be like incest! Right, sister? BTW, did you get my VM the other day??



Posted by: greekblondechic

LoL, when did we become related?

Yes I got it, I've been busy the past few days sorry!!!!



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
LoL, when did we become related?

Yes I got it, I've been busy the past few days sorry!!!!

When we ate Baskin Robbins together in South Beach. After eating your favorite, I felt that we bonded like brother and sister!


I know, that call was a shot in the dark! Look at this way. I've spoken to you more than my mother after Hurricane Frances. hmmnn... note to self. Call my mother!



Posted by: greekblondechic

HAAGEN DAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was a big tub of ice cream! STILL daydreaming about it



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
Good, you?

BTW are you volunteering?
YES, I mean HECK YEAH



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
HAAGEN DAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was a big tub of ice cream! STILL daydreaming about it

YOU REMEMBERED!!!!



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
no great one you deserve it
i hate to point out the obvious but ...



Posted by: shutupntra1n

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
i hate to point out the obvious but ...
No matter how many times someone uses this pic it's always just as funny as the first time I saw it.



Posted by: bulletproof1

i agree completely.



Posted by: Crono1000

i was about to say the same thing



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Single women give them, married women don't.

come again?



Posted by: Pepper

It's not fair, not fair.



Posted by: pmorphy1

yup your right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmorphy1
whatewver you say -------- but there is definatlly hostile undertones here..why does every "straight" guy think all gay guys want them ????/ your so utterlly wrong , we don't we're more particular than you think ,its just horsing around.....i for one don't even know what most of you look like!!!!!
I think they are afraid you think they all look like butt heads...

OD



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
I think they are afraid you think they all look like butt heads...

OD




Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
It's not fair, not fair.

I take it you're not single?



Posted by: david

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
come again?
Depends on how good you are! Oops, you're talking about something else!



Posted by: Pepper

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
I take it you're not single?
Married...16 years



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Married...16 years
Lucky bastard



Posted by: pmorphy1

Now Comon You Know You Love When I Stir The Shit!!!!!!



Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Married...16 years
Sorry.



Posted by: pmorphy1

your right



Posted by: pmorphy1

Now Be Honest Or Shut The Fuck Up!!!!!! Length, Width, Cut Or Uncut Cocks......lets Hear It!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: pmorphy1

Your A Cunt!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: david

R U talking to yourself Pmor??



Posted by: pmorphy1

your always yelling at me......




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