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Posted by: Belfort11

holy shit im freaking out i swear, i was jerking it to some porn and i swear to fucking god that when i came it was fucking brown, wtf is it, if anyone knows please help me, im serious the shit was brown, im scared i have no idea whats going on, please if anyone knows help me.



Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by Belfort11
holy shit im freaking out i swear, i was jerking it to some porn and i swear to fucking god that when i came it was fucking brown, wtf is it, if anyone knows please help me, im serious the shit was brown, im scared i have no idea whats going on, please if anyone knows help me.




Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by Belfort11
holy shit im freaking out i swear, i was jerking it to some porn and i swear to fucking god that when i came it was fucking brown, wtf is it, if anyone knows please help me, im serious the shit was brown, im scared i have no idea whats going on, please if anyone knows help me.
u sure it came out the little hole right, not the other one behind it? sounds like u were taking a dump- that's normal.



Posted by: bulletproof1

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Originally Posted by Crono1000
u sure it came out the little hole right, not the other one behind it? sounds like u were taking a dump- that's normal.




Posted by: BoneCrusher

How brown? I've had that happen too. My doc said it happens ... no worries. Sometimes if I wait a couple of days to rub one out it is dark in color.



Posted by: Belfort11

man this shit isnt funny :s, i think it was blood mixed with cemen



Posted by: pumpthatiron

hmm i like "rub one" every month... doesn't come out dark for me



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Time to go see the pecker checker Belfort. I'd skip work and head there in the morning.



Posted by: Belfort11

man im freaking the fuck out



Posted by: bulletproof1

how long since you "rubbed 1 out?"



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Hit another porn site and play round 2. See if it is discolored again.



Posted by: Belfort11

like a day........... and fucking im too scared to rub another one out



Posted by: bulletproof1

if its a little dark, i wouldnt worry about it. if you saw blood, i would go to a doc.



Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by pumpthatiron
hmm i like "rub one" every month... doesn't come out dark for me
Month? I call BS buddy



Posted by: gr81

if this is real, then go see a urologist, and if not then you have nothing productive to do with yourself..



Posted by: Belfort11

why the fuck would i make this shit up? i didnt even know it was possible until tonight :s



Posted by: Prince

probably just some inflamation in the prostate or vessels, wait a few days it may clear up on its own, if it does not clear up go see a doc.



Posted by: SJ69

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
probably just some inflamation in the prostate or vessels, wait a few days it may clear up on its own, if it does not clear up go see a doc.
I usually avoid the doc, I was shittin nothin but blood for 3 days before I went, BUT in your case I'd go first thing in the morning. This may sound nuts but I'd try to get a sample, refrigerate it and bring it with me to the doc.



Posted by: Crono1000

lol what the fuck is sj talking about? I'd bitchslap the first patient to bring me a bottle of their sperm

anyway, u're taking this out of proportions. if it continues and disturbs u see a doc, but i think he'll just say it's normal

and i agree that it gets darker if you haven't cleaned the pipes in a few days.



Posted by: cmason2004

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Time to go see the pecker checker Belfort. I'd skip work and head there in the morning.


Relax man, give it a few days....



Posted by: DOS Forever

Question: Did you get hit in the balls lately ? If so, nothing to worry about, that happens.



Posted by: SJ69

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Originally Posted by Crono1000
lol what the fuck is sj talking about? I'd bitchslap the first patient to bring me a bottle of their sperm
....
and i agree that it gets darker if you haven't cleaned the pipes in a few days.
I know it sounds silly, but like I mentioned earlier (sorry for being gross) but I had bloody diahrea for days and finally went to the ER (my doc told me to when I called). The first time they sent me away saying I just a stomach virus. I come back latter with a sample and the next thing you know they have me admitted, work all night trying to balance my electrolytes, hydrating me, blood tests every four hours (hemoglobin) and a scope two days latter. It took massive dosages of IV cortisone to get this thing under control (ulcerative coilitis).
The point is sometimes the sample is very important.



Posted by: rock4832

Do not take a sample of your semen to the DR unless for some stupid reason he asks for it. They won't accept it. Just give it a few days and see how things go. It's probably nothing and trust me, you don't want to go in and do the tests they would have you do for this problem if it really is nothing.



Posted by: BUSTINOUT

Maybe it's some leftover residue from a game of bootie darts.



Posted by: DFINEST

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Maybe it's some leftover residue from a game of bootie darts.




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