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Which witch you wonīt do?


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Posted by: Vieope

I did recently a serious thread here, that was quite boring to the standard of the sex area. So I hope that makes up for that.


What women you would never do ? Explain why.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.


Posted by: Vieope

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.
I thought the penis was the problem.
Btw, do a thread about russian women.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Vieope
I thought the penis was the problem.
Btw, do a thread about russian women.
The penis only becomes a problem if you can get past the giant hands.

What about Russian women? I don't collect pics.


Posted by: gr81

some of these russian chicks are off the hook dude.. god damm, I gotta go an see what I can do.


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

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Originally Posted by gr81
some of these russian chicks are off the hook dude.. god damm, I gotta go an see what I can do.
I expected a reply sooner, 5 secs tops.. guess I was wrong about you . What was it, a min?


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.
Hands too large, I thought more penis coverage was better for hand jobs/blowjobs.. unless you have a pencil penis.. thats a little understandable I guess


Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
Hands too large, I thought more penis coverage was better for hand jobs/blowjobs.. unless you have a pencil penis.. thats a little understandable I guess
The large hands aren't a problem in themselves, it's what they represent.........


Posted by: gr81

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I expected a reply sooner, 5 secs tops.. guess I was wrong about you . What was it, a min?
hey I ain't no minute man, get it right!


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

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Originally Posted by gr81
hey I ain't no minute man, get it right!
Oh? so I was right when I said 5 secs then, you just had a mess to clean up?


Posted by: gr81

hope none got in your eye or anything, I swear I wasn't ainimg for em.. ha ha


Posted by: CRASHMAN

what girl wouldn't i do........hmmmm.......a girl i wouldn't do?.........drunk or sober?.......well sober not many ......so thats not saying anything good for drunk


Posted by: Lurker

Sally Struthers, Winona Judd, there is this obnoxious 70-yr old waoman I know named Joan that I wouldn't even think about (she would probablyjust tell me how I wasn't doing it right anyway). I don't know this list is pretty long.

Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"




Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurker
Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"
what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what


Posted by: ALBOB

Roseann Barr
Janet Reno


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Gloria Allred ... ugh. This is a witch.


Posted by: jack52

Hey Crashman, If you spit some hops in there first does it turn into beer? Lurker's list works for me. Gotta trust that 'M' call though. I'm adding Joan Rivers and her daughter.
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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what



Posted by: Sapphire

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Originally Posted by Lurker
Sally Struthers, Winona Judd, there is this obnoxious 70-yr old waoman I know named Joan that I wouldn't even think about (she would probablyjust tell me how I wasn't doing it right anyway). I don't know this list is pretty long.

Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"
Hey Lurker are you a lesbian? Just curious, I thought you were married to a man , that's why I ask.
I think of your list.. BY FAR Salma Hayek is the most beautiful. If I could pick ANYONE in the world I would want to look like it would be her!!!


Posted by: Sapphire

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what
Ewwww!!


Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Sapphire
Ewwww!!
Is that a "yes"?


Posted by: Pepper

What if you found out that Halle Berry used to be a man. You are the ONLY one (except Halle, of course) who knows this.

Would you do it then? You'd be famous, you'd be with a babe, but you'd also be with a former dude.


Posted by: BoneCrusher

I've seen them bodacious tata's and if the only way I could tell she was a man is because she told me so ... then I'd nail her. She'd have to add me to her list of one night stands cuz afterwords ...


Posted by: Crono1000

there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?


Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Crono1000
there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?
Something like that might cause me to cut my Brazilian vacation short.


Posted by: Spitfire

They would never give a B/J because of 'size complication'.


Posted by: Spitfire

Oh sorry my dyslexia read this
What women you would never do ? Explain why.
as this
What women would never do ? Explain why.
Sorry


Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?
I am going to require an ID check from now on because of that post Crono.


Posted by: gr81

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What if you found out that Halle Berry used to be a man. You are the ONLY one (except Halle, of course) who knows this.
I don't think Halle Berry is very hot anyways.. its all about Amber the seagal, eh pep! lol


Posted by: Vieope

I donīt think Halle Berry is hot as well, I would do her if I was bored though.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by Vieope
I donīt think Halle Berry is hot as well, I would do her if I was bored though.
Even if she used to be a man?


Posted by: Vieope

Not a chance.


Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Something like that might cause me to cut my Brazilian vacation short.



I wonder if that has happened to V yet


Posted by: Vieope

Never.


Posted by: Lurker

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Originally Posted by Sapphire
Hey Lurker are you a lesbian? Just curious, I thought you were married to a man , that's why I ask.
I think of your list.. BY FAR Salma Hayek is the most beautiful. If I could pick ANYONE in the world I would want to look like it would be her!!!
Yes I am married, we all have our fantasies , that said I would never prey on any of my friends to fullfill my fantasies, I am not a guy after all! Taking it simply one day at a time. I will tell you this is the last man I will bother house training. After this they can visit and when I am done they can leave . The running joke in my house is if Angelina Jolie ever comes to the front door and picks any of us as her lifetime sexual play toy the rest of the house will help pack, that includes my nanny and my 13 yr old.

That yeast infection thing gross guys

Whats wrong with Halle?


Posted by: pmech

Would never do?

Julia Roberts - Just.. ick
Roseanne Bar - Nuff said, her show disgusts me


Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by Vieope
I donīt think Halle Berry is hot as well, I would do her if I was bored though.



Posted by: Crono1000

i agree with the above statement btw


Posted by: jack52

Might even do Salma Hayak again in the morning after breakfast(and a shower)


Posted by: Sapphire

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Originally Posted by Lurker
Yes I am married, we all have our fantasies , that said I would never prey on any of my friends to fullfill my fantasies, I am not a guy after all! Taking it simply one day at a time. I will tell you this is the last man I will bother house training. After this they can visit and when I am done they can leave . The running joke in my house is if Angelina Jolie ever comes to the front door and picks any of us as her lifetime sexual play toy the rest of the house will help pack, that includes my nanny and my 13 yr old.

That yeast infection thing gross guys

Whats wrong with Halle?
Oh nothing is wrong with Halle, she is beautiful, I just think Salma is the MOST beautiful!! But I gotta tell ya chicks do nothing for me in THAT way, I need a man, the more manly the better!! I love men! Seriously I dont know why women complain so much, Men usually tell you what they are about upfront, if you like it, fine, if not, move on. In my experience, men do not play games...which I like.

Angelina Jolie huh???


Posted by: greekblondechic

I love Angelina Jolie, she is so hot.


Posted by: JJJ

What is up with women and Angelina Jolie?


Posted by: Vieope

I didnīt like Angelina Jolie so much, now I like almost every picture of her. Women like Angelina ?


Posted by: Sapphire

Sure she is pretty, Angelina I mean. But she is not my definition of "hot"


Posted by: shutupntra1n

Angelina Jolie? If I met her I might reconsider my sex orientation


Posted by: BoneCrusher

She has a senuallity that gets me all worked up.


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Yeps, I have a thang for Angelina Jolie. If I was to use anyone to do a 3 some with with a guy, it would be her, AND HER ONLY lol, too many skanks out there these days pfft!


Posted by: shutupntra1n

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Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
Yeps, I have a thang for Angelina Jolie. If I was to use anyone to do a 3 some with with a guy, it would be her, AND HER ONLY lol, too many skanks out there these days pfft!
Definitely not her for a threesome. She is not sharable material. Threesome woman would be Britney Spears for me or Chyna!


Posted by: gr81

^^why Jolie, it seems like more females are into her than men.. She is hot but not the creme de le creme IMO.. its all about that girl from the movie Girl Next Door, Elisha Cuthbert.. now she is just about the most beautiful chick I have seen in a while.. wow


Posted by: JJJ

My theory is that Angelina Jolie used to be a man.


Posted by: Vieope

One hot dude.



Posted by: Luke9583

I refuse to date girls that....
  1. play golf.
  2. work in a jewelry store
  3. work in a bank
  4. weigh more than me
  5. are engineering majors



Posted by: Lurker

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
I refuse to date girls that....
  1. play golf.
  2. work in a jewelry store
  3. work in a bank
  4. weigh more than me
  5. are engineering majors
Luke- from women engineers everywhere




Posted by: MaxMirkin

Elizabeth Hurley is still the most beautiful woman in the world. IMO, obviously.


Posted by: DFINEST

Pamela Anderson I would not do...

She is the epitome of a penis sucking, sperm burping,
balls gargling, flossing with pubic hair gutter slut


Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by gr81
^^why Jolie, it seems like more females are into her than men.. She is hot but not the creme de le creme IMO.. its all about that girl from the movie Girl Next Door, Elisha Cuthbert.. now she is just about the most beautiful chick I have seen in a while.. wow
LMAO, yea, that was a good movie. And she is attractive, but there is something about Angelina. the way she is and the way she thinks about things is what attracts me to her. She doesnt give a shit about anything, but meanwhile she does. To the things that matters most to her she supports. And her little boy is fuqin gorgeous


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurker
Luke- from women engineers everywhere

Four women on this forum.... what are the odds


*please note this reply is not directed towards Lurker, because I refuse to ever talk to her again*






Posted by: Lurker

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
Four women on this forum.... what are the odds


*please note this reply is not directed towards Lurker, because I refuse to ever talk to her again*
Some men have all the luck..................just wondering what exactly is your beef with engineering majors Luke?

PS. My degree is in chemistry, I only play an engineer in real life


Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
Yeps, I have a thang for Angelina Jolie. If I was to use anyone to do a 3 some with with a guy, it would be her, AND HER ONLY lol, too many skanks out there these days pfft!
tit says the same thing. so there's still a chance

seriously, why is it that women love jolie more than men do?


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurker
Some men have all the luck..................just wondering what exactly is your beef with engineering majors Luke?

PS. My degree is in chemistry, I only play an engineer in real life
They all suffer from IPS; at least the ones I know.


Posted by: Lurker

Ips?


Posted by: jack52

Turned down five times eh Luke?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
I refuse to date girls that....
  1. play golf.
  2. work in a jewelry store
  3. work in a bank
  4. weigh more than me
  5. are engineering majors



Posted by: Luke9583

Instand Princess Syndrome. With some many guys around and so few girls, they feel they can have anybody.


Posted by: ladybuilder

There are plenty of women I wouldn't do that I have met...too long of a list.

As for Angelina, I do not find her hot at all.

And if that pic Shutup had in her sig. was Chyna...I'm all about that!!!

I'm bad..In Betty Page's hey day's I would have done her!!


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack52
Turned down five times eh Luke?
Nah, at least three strikes in each catagory


Posted by: Lurker

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke9583
Instand Princess Syndrome. With some many guys around and so few girls, they feel they can have anybody.
I can't imagine 2 engineers hooking up, I mean I know it happens because we have had engineers transfer out with their spouses. But I mean with the mandatory course in always being right, who is going to be wrong in the relationship

Personally I love intellectuals, but with soft skills like philosophy, ethics, artists, poets, writers, physicists (Sp? pretty close to philosophy majors anyway when you begin to discuss elementary particles and quantum physics) are all a huge turn on. Plus they usually can speel I gave that up to take calculus

No IPS allowed around here, if you can't mechanically, physically, and intellectually play with the boys you better get out. Physically is tough, men just have more upper body strength and endurance, thats hormones. They don't expect me to be able to lift a 70 lb. bag more than 3 times in a row, BUT I better try like hell in an emergency.


Posted by: Luke9583

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurker
Personally I love intellectuals, but with soft skills like philosophy, ethics, artists, poets, writers, physicists (Sp? pretty close to philosophy majors anyway when you begin to discuss elementary particles and quantum physics) are all a huge turn on.
Agreed, there's something very cold about the personality of an enginerd (in general).

I"m Bio mechanical with some Kinesiology.

Engineering school rec centers are the only place you'll be able to see somebody take a calculator into the gym.


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Originally Posted by Lurker
Plus they usually can speel I gave that up to take calculus
Yea, it's sad when the CAD guys have to make a priority of spell checking your marked up drawings.



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