Originally Posted by perfectbody

I am wondering whether Monogamy has to be practised in Heaven. So u keep banging the same hole forever. I don't think God will be lenient against promiscuous ones.


The morale is u have to bang as many holes as possible before u go to heaven.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

interesting thought though. I don't know, is there sex in heaven?

I remember when I was little my cat died and I asked my dad if cats go to heaven.

He said no.

Then I asked a preacher and he said "What would heaven be without our cats?"

so the moral of the story is, love is in heaven and my dad sucks.

Originally Posted by perfectbody

So u keep banging the same hole forever.


The morale is u have to bang as many holes as possible before u go to heaven.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Really? I thought the lesson would have something to do with making love to cats.